Harleen laid quietly tangled between white satin bedsheets, her blonde hair grazing her chin every time she took a breath. She looked so peaceful her frame silhouetted by the morning sunshine. You could say Harleen was beautiful outside in but that would probably be misleading..

"Harleen?" Bruce brushed her hair out of her face.

"Mmm, Bruce?"

"Morning, angel." He stood over her watching her limbs stretch out across the bed.

He reached down to the coffee he'd made, handing it to her. "Just what i needed." She smiled, taking a sip.

He disappeared into the bathroom only returning minutes later looking even better than before. His black hair was slicked back giving his smart tux a smarter look, flashing a dazzling grin he bent down and kissed her forehead.

"I have to be at the office, something about a virus making its way into the database, nothing we can't handle." He assured her as she sipped coffee slowly.

"Stay with me, Bruce?" She pleaded, batting her eyelashes.

"I'm sorry Harleen," He rubbed her chin "I'll be back around 6-ish."

She gave a sad smile before he walked off.

"Remember, dinner tonight." He said over his shoulder.

"Wouldn't miss it for the world!" She chimed back.

Bruce made his way down the elevator, passing his receptionist on the way. "Good morning, Bruce."

He replied with a pleasant smile before making his way outside. His car was parked in an employee garage, it wasn't an expensive car, it had no special tires or upgrades, it was an average car you might see casually driving down an avenue or anywhere by those means.

He got into the car putting it into drive and proceeding to the 'Batcave' as he called it.

The batcave wasn't close, nor was it far. It was in a secure place covered with plenty of security and about a billion different passcodes, fingerprint scanners and face identification.

Bruce had a secret passageway to a faster route that lead to an elevator straight onto the bottom floor. Bruce got into his suit and headed straight for the main operating system looking like a stud.

He turned on the system and heard a woman's voice from the machine. "Hello Batman, good to see you again." He smiled to himself, for so many years the voice referred to him as Batman constantly with the same line every morning, he couldn't help but laugh. "Alfred, you there?"

"Master Bruce, good to see you've finally found a morning off."

Bruce groaned under his mask. "Harleen is a good woman.." Alfred sighed purposely into the microphone. "She doesn't know about about me, about this."

"Well that doesn't make it any better, does it, Master Bruce?" There was a long silence before he spoke again. "The news, sir."

Bruce turned on the Gotham City on the center monitor the black screen stretching into a video of a body hanging from a bridge. "Joker." I growled before the anchor started talking.

"The video taken this morning, shows what seems to be a tragically dismantled body hanging from Gotham bridge." He turned around heading for the bat mobile. "We just got word that the police found a joker card in the man's front pocket. The card says, Don't get greedy Bats" Batman stopped and turned around to see a picture of the card, growling in response.

Speeding down gotham to the bridge all he could think about was Harleen. Clearly the Joker hinted that Bruce had everything and adding a beautiful blonde to the mix only added to his ever-growing ego. He couldn't help but acknowledge that Joker was jealous of his girlfriend but it frightened him.

He lifted his mask and dialled Harleens number hoping she was still home. She picked up the phone almost instantly. "Hey."

"Hey, Baby.. You're still home, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Just seeing if you were okay." He could almost feel her smile on the other side of the phone.

"That's sweet.."

"Don't leave, okay. The Joker was on the news again today, someone hanging from the bridge. I don't want anything to happen to you."

"Oh."

"I'm Just worried about you.. I love you." It rolled off his tongue like he'd been saying it for years, but in reality they'd only been together for 3 months.

"Love you too, Bruce." hesitating she said "Bye." before hanging up.

Bruce pulled my mask down over his face and got out of the car. Walking over to the group of cops He got a real look at the scene. A cop brought him to the bag that held the man's body. The body had been stabbed more than afew times then connected in a perfect J across the mans chest. A news reporter a few yards away got a good view of his response.

The police man then gave him the joker playing card. Batman tore the card in half, turning away while the a crowd of people started shouting and the police officer yelled in his direction. "What is wrong with you!"

Hope you like this. Just to clarify this is just like a switchy thingy sorta story. Please tell me what you think in the reviews, I might actually finish this one ahahahah. Love you guys.