Cleothare requested H/C with Kakashi comforting Gai, and I tossed around a handful of ideas, and then got a scene of sick!Gai . . . and it continued, so I went with it!

Kakashi walked up the trunk of one of his favourite trees and settled comfortably in a hidden nook near the top. He pulled his new book from his pouch and propped his calves across a convenient branch, lounging.

No missions, no duties, and here, likely no one able to find him. His chakra was neatly coiled deep inside and hidden away, as was almost unconscious habit for him by now, so someone would have to know him very well indeed to track him, and there were few people who might.

A familiar bellow echoed across the river not far away and Kakashi snorted, lips quirking beneath his mask.

And Gai was busy today with his duties as jounin-sensei.

Kakashi opened his book, idly not quite tuning out the occasional shouts and other sounds that reached his ears from training ground eleven, across the river, as he read. It might be that he had chosen this, of his favourite reading trees, not only for its remoteness but also for its nearness to the training ground he knew Gai had planned to use today.

He wasn't in the mood for being dragged from his book for a Challenge - he wanted to relax, and spend today being lazy - but knowing Gai was nearby was reassuring and peaceful. If 'peaceful' could rightly be appended to such an energetically disruptive figure as Gai made. Kakashi huffed, amused, and sank into the world the book created, not intending to budge until he had thoroughly perused the entire volume.

He had the time to spare, for today, and it was passing in a leisurely, enjoyable fashion.

Kakashi paused, thumb rubbing up and down the edge of the page he had been just about to turn. Gai's voice didn't sound right, and not like one of his students had managed to deal a blow that winded him or bruised his throat - unlikely, anyway, no matter how good they were; they were still relatively new genin, and Gai was indefatigable unless hit very hard indeed.

. . .and that was a sneeze.

Kakashi frowned. The sneeze was followed by a coughing fit, exacerbated as Gai tried to continue talking through it.

Kakashi ruffled the edges of the pages he had yet to read, sighed, and tucked the book away again, rolling to his feet and sauntering along the branch that had provided his perch. He bounded off just as he reached the point where it narrowed enough to be whippy and uncertain beneath his weight, and darted through several more, not descending closer to the ground until he had crossed the river.

He chose a perch skirting the training ground and crouched low in a new tree, watching.

Gai was flushed, and moving a little slower than he should be, even if he had been babying his students or trying to demonstrate for them rather than sparring against them, which he seemed to be doing currently. And. . .

Gai pulled a handkerchief out of his vest and blew his nose, then fell into a coughing fit, waving off his students. Only one of them stepped back, the other two staying close and watching him with curiosity or concern.

Waving his hand again, Gai lowered the handkerchief and tucked it away, clearing his throat with a rough rasping sound. "Now!" he said thickly, and coughed again. "Now!" he repeated, beckoning. "Let us resume!"

Yeah . . . no.

Kakashi sighed, straightening and dropping down out of his perch, darting across the intervening space and pulling Gai out of the way of his students in case any of them did decide to do as instructed and launch an attack on him.

"I think maybe not." Kakashi said mildly.

"Rival!" Gai declared happily, then had to stop on whatever the next syllable would have been, coughing weakly.

"I think you should stop, and go lie down. How long have you been sick?" Kakashi asked, frowning, because he hadn't noticed, but then he and Gai had been busy at cross times for much of this week. "You don't need to be training, you need to be resting."

"I am fine!" Gai declared, somewhat less than convincingly, given the weakness of his voice, the pallor of his complexion, and the bleariness of his usually bright eyes. "There is no ill that training cannot cure!" he added with a smile that was slightly less gleaming than usual.

Kakashi eyed him. "Plenty." he pointed out, but didn't argue any further on that point. Gai did actually know that. "I am also not going to leave you to continue this way when you're in this state." he added dryly, meeting Gai's eyes with a firm look.

Gai shrank back a little, and Kakashi gave a minute nod.

"Excuse me." Kakashi was mildly surprised - he'd expected the genin to back away, though he hadn't forgotten them. The boy inched forwards. "Sorry, just- Is everything all right? Gai-sensei?" He looked at Gai hopefully.

"Ah, yes, ducklings," Kakashi eyed the little row of genin who had lined up behind him while he was focusing on Gai, "shoo." he instructed.

"Do you even know our names?"

Kakashi eyed the girl with a flat, cool look. "Rock Lee. Tenten. Hyuuga Neji." he recited, eye ticking to each student in turn, beginning with Gai's . . . little imitation duckling. Tenten blinked, startled.

They were unremarkable genin and nothing to do with him, but they were important to Gai, and Kakashi made room in his mind to keep straight everything that was important to Gai. Even if he didn't always let Gai know he remembered the information.

"Now. Shoo." Kakashi repeated, watching the girl from beneath a half-lidded eye.

"No! Their training!" Gai protested, though his voice was not nearly as strong as it should be, and rasped slightly. "It is very important, we must not neglect-"

"Do you want to make them sick?" Kakashi asked, for now skipping over more reasonable arguments like resting to recover, or not pushing and feeling even worse, or anything at all centring on Gai's own condition. "And wouldn't that disrupt their training even more if they did?"

"We would not su-" Lee piped up and Kakashi immediately pinned him with a glare. Lee quailed slightly before it, even though the glare was milder than he would have given most people - Kakashi wasn't entirely sure what to make of Gai's miniature replica, but felt an odd fondness for him purely for how obviously he adored Gai, and how much Gai loved the boy in return - and Kakashi cleared his throat.

"I'm sure you can set them exercises - a challenge, even" Kakashi said dryly, "for the day, and they will behave themselves well without your supervision while you recuperate." he said firmly, looking back at Gai, who wavered, then sighed and gave a reluctant nod. "Good. Do that. Now. Then we're leaving and you," he looked back at the ducklings, "will do as your sensei instructs for . . . however long your days usually are."

Gai drew himself up, taking a breath, and Kakashi put a hand on his chest, stepping a little closer. "Something short." he said, too softly for the ducklings to hear. "They know what you usually put them through, and you're already not doing well, Gai." he said gently. "Don't shout."

Gai frowned, but he nodded and when he spoke he kept his instructions and exhortations quiet, and didn't go into much detail. His students all earnestly affirmed they would do as instructed, with varying levels of eagerness. Lee bowed and Neji politely wished Gai a quick recovery with a flat, emotionless expression. Kakashi had worked with several Hyuuga before and was unsurprised at his manner, even if the boy probably did mean it. The Hyuuga clan were brought up to be calm, unruffleable, and reserved - rows of perfect icy and eerily similar figures.

"All right?" Kakashi asked, brushing his fingertips against Gai's side where his own body would block the ducklings' view. Gai winced, meeting his eyes. Kakashi hummed, then pulled Gai to him and drew him along in a body flicker, getting them away from Gai's students quickly, and then slowing to a pace Gai could keep himself.

After a few steps Gai coughed again, bending nearly double, and Kakashi sighed through his nose. He supported Gai and rubbed firmly between his shoulder blades as he struggled to catch his breath.

"How long have you been sick?" Kakashi asked again when Gai could finally breathe once more.

Gai cleared his throat, coughed a few more times, and didn't answer.

"You didn't just get sick today." Kakashi observed, and Gai made a little abortive sound that meant he was right. "Why didn't you take a few days to rest it off? Your students will be fine and this-" Kakashi refrained from saying he wouldn't be much use in this condition, because he had known Gai long enough to know where his tender spots were, and endeavoured never to strike them. Any more. "You are not at your best, wouldn't it be better to recover and be back at top strength again more quickly than limp along like this?" he asked instead.

Gai huffed, triggering another few breathless coughs.

Kakashi shook his head and gently pulled Gai into movement again, guiding him towards his own apartment. "Maa, never mind, we'll just get you home for now."

Gai slumped a little against Kakashi as they walked, but he kept his feet with no trouble, and he drew himself up to a semblance of his normal posture when they reached a public street. He was tired and probably felt awful, but he wasn't that far gone. Kakashi let him pull away that little bit, keeping hold of him only by linking their arms. Gai squeezed his arm close with almost bruising force and Kakashi patted his forearm lightly, pulling him onwards.

The wards on the apartment relaxed for Kakashi without even a single seal - well, Gai had never been a terribly suspicious soul, and he had no time in ANBU to increase any natural paranoia - and he opened the door, then stepped aside to let Gai in ahead of him.

As soon as he stepped inside he succumbed to another coughing fit. Kakashi nudged him to a chair, smoothing a hand over Gai's shoulder as he collapsed into it, then went back to close the door. He thought about asking how Gai had intended to get through a full day of training his ducklings, but really, he knew. They were shinobi. The same way they got through everything that should be too much or pushing too hard. He would have made it, if he'd had to.

Gai was good at that. One of the best.

Kakashi frowned and rubbed his face, then returned to begin coaxing Gai into taking a bath and going to lie in bed. The latter argument was easier once he was in the bath - he nearly fell asleep there, leaning against the high rim of the bath and immersed up to his broad shoulders in gently steaming water.

Kakashi knelt by the bath and brushed his fingers over Gai's brow. He'd leave him there for a while, if he hadn't been showing signs of a fever before getting in. It would be too easy to get chilled in the water, though, if he was beginning to develop a fever.

"Don't slip." Kakashi said quietly, making sure Gai was securely propped up.

Gai nodded, but his eyes were half closed and he didn't look entirely as though he were following. Kakashi patted his shoulder and then rose, leaving him there - with the door ajar - to go roll out Gai's futon so it would be ready for him when he got out.

When Kakashi returned, barely ten minutes later, Gai had fallen asleep, head tipped laxly back. Kakashi hummed and perched on the sink, waiting. He woke up, coughing a bit, after only another few minutes, probably too uncomfortable to really rest.

"How are you feeling?" Kakashi asked. Gai looked up at him and shrugged, smiling a little weakly. "Bed next. If you can sleep it will be the best thing for you."

Gai let Kakashi pull him to his feet and on out of the bath, the heat having apparently sapped him of energy as well as relaxed him. Kakashi helped him get dry efficiently, then wrapped him in a yukata and- Gai leaned forwards and wrapped his arms around Kakashi's waist, leaning on his shoulder.

Kakashi stiffened for a moment, then relaxed, embracing Gai in return - he really did feel too warm; Kakashi hoped it was mostly from the heat of the bath - and stroking his back. "You don't always have to do everything and be completely undauntable, you know." Kakashi said into Gai's ear, hugging him a little tighter.

Gai chuckled, the sound a little rough, and squeezed Kakashi hard enough in return that his ribs and spine protested the pressure. His bones were fairly used to the treatment, though, and Kakashi didn't flinch, fingertips trailing up and down Gai's back.

"Come on, let's get you lying down." Kakashi said gently, but waited until Gai let go of his own accord rather than nudging him away. He nuzzled Gai's cheek as he stepped back, and kept hold of him on the short trip out to the futon, though Gai was probably fine walking on his own, even tired and listless - he was hardly prone to being wobbly.

Gai endured having pillows fluffed behind him to let him lie propped up and breathe more easily, being tucked in, made comfortable, and brought more clean handkerchiefs. His expression made it quite clear he was enduring rather than enjoying the fussing, but Kakashi ignored the pointed looks and Gai didn't actually argue, letting Kakashi do as he wished.

He did not, however, go back to sleep once he was comfortably settled.

Gai, bored and rather unused to inactivity, kept trying to talk and thus irritating his throat, and Kakashi plied him with tea to soothe it until he made faces at the pot and eventually sighed and simply began talking over him.

Gai was happy to listen if he wanted to talk - Gai was always happy to listen to him - and it kept him quiet, although Kakashi didn't really have much to say. In lieu of anything concrete, he told stories Gai probably already knew - he knew most of Kakashi's stories, of course, even the ones he didn't like to admit to - and Gai smiled foggily and listened with a slight smile.

With that distraction, and now that he was no longer triggering his own coughing fits regularly, not too much later Gai fell asleep. Kakashi let himself fall silent as soon as he was sure Gai was properly resting. He leaned forwards and tucked Gai more carefully in under the kakebuton and stroked his cheek, neatening his hair absently.

Kakashi watched him for a few minutes, then pulled out a book. Not the new one, but a well-loved favourite to which he bent only part of his attention, dividing his focus to keep watch over Gai in case he needed anything.

He slept for a few hours, and Kakashi was considering going to see if there was the possibility of making soup in the kitchen or if Kakashi would have to make a quick trip to either the market or his own apartment before time for dinner when he realised Gai was awake. Kakashi offered him a fresh handkerchief just as he wound up for a sneeze again, and he grabbed it as his body jerked with the force. He winced as he lowered his hand.

Achy, probably. Training as though things were normal this morning hadn't helped that, even if his ducklings hadn't been able to do much damage themselves. And Kakashi highly doubted Gai had skipped his own, earlier, usual morning practise before meeting the ducklings.

"Are you hungry?" Kakashi asked, and Gai looked mildly startled. "It's almost dinner time." he added. Gai looked at the window, then sighed.

"I should be." he allowed, and Kakashi nodded, tidying away several sullied handkerchiefs and then sitting back.

"I'll make soup. And more tea." Kakashi said, and Gai frowned, but nodded without protest.

Pulling a kunai from his belt, Kakashi nicked his thumb, flashed through a quick and familiar series of seals, and put his palm flat on the floor. A puff of smoke filled the room for a few seconds as his entire pack materialised around him, making snuffling sounds and pushing companionably, knowing he hadn't summoned them into a battle.

Gai looked at him askance over their backs, and Kakashi pursed his lips. "Watch Gai for me." he told them, and Gai protested. "I'm not leaving you alone." he said flatly. Not even if he was only going to be in the kitchen, but particularly if he actually had to leave and go out to the market.

Gai looked mildly sulky, but Kakashi refused to be budged on the point, leaving him there with most of the pack to watch him and heading to the kitchen. A few of them trailed after Kakashi instead. Gai's kitchen was . . . something of a disaster, as usual - after putting on water to boil for tea, and hopefully soup, Kakashi gingerly poked around the half-mysterious ingredients for Gai's health tonics and other assorted . . . 'cooking' that filled the cupboards.

Somewhere in here, though, there should be. . .

Kakashi turned up vegetables easily, noodles almost as easily, and chicken only after some determined rummaging through the refrigerator. "Is this still edible?" he asked Pakkun, mostly to see his old friend's reaction - terribly bored and put-upon more than anything, in most cases. Kakashi's nose was quite good enough to tell for himself.

Pakkun actually obliged him, though, huffing even as he decreed it was fine.

Kakashi's lips twitched under his mask, and he put tea on to steep before starting the chicken in one pan and beginning to chop vegetables for the soup.

"Rival!" Gai called from down the hall, a little raspy but perfectly audible, and Kakashi checked the tea, stirred the chicken, and then took tea and honey back to him. "This really is not necessary-" Gai began as Kakashi stepped in, gesturing not at the ninken but at Kakashi, and the rest of the apartment behind him. He snorted.

"Necessary isn't why I'm doing it, either, Gai." Kakashi pointed out, kneeling beside Gai and pouring him a cup of tea. He stirred in the honey and cupped Gai's face, stroking his cheek lightly. "Just be quiet and suffer being looked after for once, darling." He kissed Gai's brow, though he didn't pull his mask down first. "I know it's not generally in your nature, but you'll soldier through. You're good at that."

Gai opened his mouth, but didn't actually protest this time, slouching a little against the pillows and nodding. Kakashi smiled at him, fingertips trailing over his cheek again, then rose and returned to the kitchen.

"Aren't you worried about getting sick, Boss?" Urushi asked, sitting down and scratching behind one ear with a back paw.

"No. I'll be fine." Kakashi said, waving a hand. "No missions at the moment - and I'm not a new genin with no idea how to handle myself."

"You're miserable when you're sick." Bisuke said, as though he was not the one who whined piteously whenever he had the slightest hurt. Or sometimes if he thought he looked like he might have an injury or illness, convincingly enough to get himself fussed over.

Kakashi looked over his shoulder at the ninken watching him. "I'll be fine." he said again, reaching for the noodles and tipping them into the pot.

"You're miserable for everyone else, when you're sick." Pakkun said with the air of a correction. Then he snorted and rose to his feet, shaking himself before trotting out of sight back towards where Gai was resting with the rest of the pack watching over him.

"For us, anyway." Urushi observed, stretching out and lying his front legs along the floor.

"And isn't that what's really important?" Bisuke countered, shaking himself. Kakashi snorted.

"For Gai, too, probably." Urushi said with a sniff.

"Gai chose the Boss, surely he's used to-"

"Oi!" Kakashi snapped, pointing at them with a spoon as though it were a kunai. "Now, now, respect for your alpha, here!"

"Don't you need an apron, Boss?" Bisuke suggested, grinning.

Kakashi rolled his eye and flicked the spoon, and Bisuke snickered and trotted off as well, leaving only Urushi watching him as he cooked. He stayed silent, and Kakashi offered him a bit of chicken before pouring soup into two mugs and carrying it through to Gai.

Urushi was no fool and licked his chops clean after the treat, not mentioning it to alert the others that they had missed out.

Gai's grip was a little weak on the mug, but not enough to need assistance. Certainly not considering the battle it would have been to get him to accept it. Kakashi seated himself on the floor and slouched back against Bull's side, tugging his mask down and blowing on his own mug of soup. "There's more in the kitchen if you can stomach any more than this." he said, then glared at Gai warningly. "Don't try and push your stomach's limits tonight."

Gai gave him a slanted smile. "I'm not that foolish, Kakashi." he promised, and Kakashi hummed, eye narrowing. He didn't comment, though, letting Gai get on with attempting his dinner.

He did, in fact, manage more of the soup, but he was nodding off again by the end of the second mug. Kakashi was sure it had nothing to do with the valerian in the last pot of tea, which Gai had somehow not tasted. Kakashi had tasted it through his mask from the end of arm's length, making the tea. Sometimes he wondered if Gai had permanently damaged his tastebuds by eating his own cooking for so long.

Or perhaps he had allowed Kakashi to dose him with it on purpose, knowing he needed the sleep. It wasn't as though it would do anything to him other than encourage his body to relax and rest, it wasn't like Kakashi had drugged him. Kakashi cleaned up, put the rest of the soup in the fridge, and fed the dogs, fondly amused that Gai actually kept a cupboard in his kitchen put aside for Kakashi only for the dogs.

Kakashi bickered peaceably with the pack, trying to read for a while, but Gai remained peacefully asleep, the occasional hitch of his breathing or sleep-thickened cough aside.

Eventually Kakashi settled in to try and sleep as well, turning the light down low but not completely off, in case Gai woke in the middle of the night and was still bleary, or if Kakashi needed to help him quickly. Hopefully after the day of rest, and sleeping solidly tonight, he would be feeling more his normal self in the morning.

Unfortunately, Gai got worse overnight, rather than better.

"Boss. Boss, you'd better wake up. . ."

Kakashi stirred, blinking up at Akino, without his sunglasses for once. He sat up, pushing off a pillow that had been shoved almost over his shoulder. "What is it?" he asked, twisting to look at Gai.

"He's hotter, and he smells worse." Akino cocked his head and peered down at Gai, one ear quirking. "And his heart sounds funny."

That knocked any remaining fog of sleep from Kakashi's mind instantly, and he splayed a hand over Gai's chest, focusing closely on him.

Gai's heart was thumping as hard as ever, to Kakashi's relief, but he was panting in his sleep, his face, neck, and chest gleaming with sweat. His heartbeat was a little too quick, too, and every so often it fluttered and skipped. Kakashi frowned, turning his hand over and resting the backs of his fingers against Gai's cheek. He was very hot.

"Damn." Kakashi winced, getting out of bed and pulling the kakebuton off Gai as well, going to get a bowl of cool water and some clean cloths.

Gai woke while Kakashi was sponging his face and neck, but only halfway, sounding groggy and confused. Kakashi shushed him and he flailed and fought a little under Kakashi's restraining hands, possibly delirious. Urushi slipped forwards to try and help, but Kakashi waved him off - Gai wasn't trying to hurt him, and he wasn't that far gone that Kakashi couldn't handle this.

Although, Kakashi winced, sitting up again and rolling his shoulder after an unpredictable sideways blow knocked him sideways, that was going to be a nasty bruise in the morning.

He caught Gai's arm and nuzzled the inside of his wrist gently, freeing one hand from restraining him as a bit of the tension seeped out of his arm and instead lowering it to rest, fingers splayed comfortably, on his chest. "Easy, darling." Kakashi soothed, pressing lightly on Gai's chest and kissing the tender spot inside his wrist.

"Kashi, love." Gai mumbled, and went limp.

Kakashi sighed. Good. Tired, mostly asleep, maybe faintly delirious, but lucid still at least. He knelt there for a moment, Gai's arm cradled to his chest, then let it rest on the futon again and tugged Gai's yukata open over his chest. He went back to wiping Gai's sweaty, clammy skin down with freshly wetted, cool cloths.

"Does he need to go to the hospital?" Shiba asked, standing by the head of the futon on the opposite side from Kakashi.

"Do we need to fetch a medic?" Uuhei offered, pricking his ears forwards and standing tall on his front paws.

Bisuke whined softly and belly-crawled closer to Gai on his other side, nosing his open hand. Kakashi paused in his task, reaching out to brush a hand over Uuhei's head and neck, then rest it on top of Bisuke's head.

"No." Kakashi shook his head, then paused. "Not yet." he said reluctantly. "If his fever doesn't ease by morning, we'll take him to the hospital."

Pakkun pressed himself along Kakashi's thigh, resting his head there. Kakashi curled his fingers into Pakkun's vest, the way he had done to comfort himself as a child, then patted his small friend's head and leaned over Gai again.

Kakashi felt more than a little wilted himself by dawn, but Gai's fever broke just after the sun rose, to his relief. Kakashi slouched against the wall, draped halfway over Uuhei, and carefully watched him breathe for a short time. His breaths were coming much more easily now, and though he was still pale and clammy he looked peaceful once more.

Kakashi must have fallen asleep then, because the next thing he knew was the nudge of a damp nose against his jaw, accompanied by a faintly prickly tickling at his throat, and Uuhei wriggling where he was wedged under Kakashi's ribs. He sat up, wincing, and patted Guruko as he hopped back out of the way.

. . .Gai was trying to sit up.

Kakashi scrambled up onto his knees only a moment after Gai succeeded in getting to his own. "Gai!" He cleared his throat. "Gai, what do you think you're doing!" he demanded in a more normal voice.

Gai glanced at him, looking hunted for a brief moment, and Kakashi's glare sharpened. "I need to get back to my duties." he said. "I'm better!" he added helpfully.

That might be true, but he wasn't recovered yet.

"You are in no state to run around the training grounds all day, get back in bed." Kakashi snapped, grabbing Gai by one arm, just below his elbow, dragging him back. Gai wobbled and collapsed across the futon.

"But my students!" Gai protested, raspy and barely loud enough to be heard as he visibly struggled to suppress a cough. "They can't continue missing training!"

As though he was in any state to deal with the ducklings now. Kakashi had seen him push on through worse, of course, but that was on missions, when it was required - when it was life or death whether you could push down pain and illness and toxins and keep moving. Besides, he was fairly certain reasonable people didn't want a sick sensei borrowing their children every day.

Gai looked so determined - and worse, distressed, that particular cast to his face that made it clear he felt he was falling short somewhere.

Kakashi could not believe what he was about to offer, but he hated that face.

"Will you promise to stay here, in bed, and rest?" Kakashi asked, taking a freshly wet cloth from Bisuke and dabbing at Gai's face with it, sponging away new sweat.

"But Kakashi," Gai rasped, "my students-"

"Gai. Will you promise me? You're very sick, and I don't want you to cause yourself harm. If I promise to go and oversee your students' training for today," Kakashi said, the words feeling foreign coming out of his mouth, "will you promise?"

Gai's eyes widened, and then his face crumpled and he burst into tears. Kakashi gently wiped his face again as he choked a little, his usual effusive display causing somewhat more difficulties now with his breathing already obstructed by his illness. "Kakashi! Rival! You would-?"

"If it will make you stop fretting and get some rest, yes." Kakashi said, sighing. "If you would feel better that they have someone training them until you feel better."

"Yes! Please, Kakashi!" Gai nodded earnestly. He sniffed. Kakashi passed him a handkerchief.

"Promise." Kakashi reminded as he blew his nose, because Gai was not nearly so sneaky as he was himself, but perhaps almost as bad about obeying such requests. Gai wouldn't break a promise, though, if he made one. "Or I'll take you to the hospital so they can look after you while I'm not here to do it." he added as additional incentive, though Gai didn't hate the hospital nearly as much as Kakashi did.

"I promise, Kakashi." Gai said, blowing his nose again. "I will remain here and rest while you train my dear students."

"All right." Kakashi nodded, thinking about the three genin ducklings and wondering what he was getting himself into. "Tell me anything you think is vitally important I know about their training for today; in short." he added as Gai took a breath. "Don't strain yourself, I've heard you talk about them for months."

Gai gave him an overview, halting and interrupted by coughs and wheezes, and Kakashi nodded, figuring he had something of a plan for today. Maybe.

"You will be late, Kakashi!" Gai protested when Kakashi didn't leave immediately afterwards.

"Then I'll be late." Kakashi said, arching his eyebrow at Gai. "They'll be fine. It'll be good for them. Character-building." He ignored Gai's protests and changed the bedding, then made porridge and tea, which he stayed to be sure Gai consumed, before finally preparing to leave.

He dug a spare uniform out of Gai's closet, showered quickly, and found his vest where he had left it on Gai's couch yesterday.

He knelt by the futon and leaned over, kissing Gai's brow before tugging his mask into place. "I am leaving my pack with you." he said, clasping Gai's hand.

Gai frowned. "Kakashi. . ?"

"I'm leaving," Kakashi told the ninken, rubbing his thumb affectionately along Uuhei's muzzle as he inched closer, cocking his head and looking at Gai, "but I want you to stay here to watch over Gai, since he has promised to stay and rest while I'm gone."

Bull tipped his head to one side.

"Watch him, and if he gets worse, come and get me immediately," Kakashi glared at Gai, who trailed off into silence, "and if he tries to get up or do anything strenuous, stop him. However you can."

Bull tipped his head the other way, leaned forward to butt his head against Kakashi's shoulder, then paced around to the other side of the futon and flopped down onto his belly, head down, but watching Gai.

"We'll watch him." Urushi dipped his head, lying across the foot of the futon.

"Sure Boss." Uuhei promised, licking Kakashi's fingertips, then yawned. "Anything else?" he asked, stretching his long legs. No doubt he would be the one to fetch Kakashi if needs must.

"I want you to help him with anything he needs, if you can." Kakashi added, and Pakkun sighed, deeply put-upon, but lifted a paw. Kakashi tapped it with his knuckles, and Pakkun nodded.

"We'll look after him." Pakkun promised, and moved to curl up comfortably near Gai's pillow. "Rest." he instructed, nudging his nose just over Gai's ear. "You still smell terrible." he added.

"My apologies, Pakkun." Gai said, and Pakkun snorted.

"Stop being sick, and it will stop." Pakkun advised, and tucked his head down.

Gai's lips twitched. He liked Pakkun. Far too much for Kakashi's comfort, really, the way the two of them got along sometimes. He smiled fondly under his mask.

"Try not to do anything foolish, darling." Kakashi said softly, clasping Gai's hand and leaning forward to brush his fingertips down Gai's cheek. "I'll look after your students, and I'll be back in a flash if you need me."

"Thank you, Kakashi." Gai said, rough and quiet.

Kakashi nodded, squeezing Gai's hand again, then sitting back on his heels and flashing through the seals to teleport himself to training ground eleven, where Gai's ducklings were probably waiting. Assuming they hadn't figured out their sensei was likely still sick today, and not shown up.

In which case . . . Kakashi had promised; he would have to go and collect them all from wherever they actually belonged whenever they weren't with Gai, and still put them through a day of training.

Kakashi sighed as he circled the training ground, looking for the genin. The things he did for that impossible man.