ahammyham added trtlfckr666, elizaluvspuppies, hunkules, sallyh, jjblm, mwhale, Nedical&proud, Bring-D-Payne, I-Am-Lafcelot, marialewis, ActualAngel, Jmadison, BigBrother, wait4it, theosr to the group chat.
ahammyham: I can't believe we're back in this olace again.
trtlfckr666: i no. and x-mas coming up.
mwhale: bet you havent got any shopping done john
trtlfckr666: tru dat
elizaluvspuppies: you're sounding like season 1 Bojack Horseman, john.
trtlfckr666: maybe i am season 1bojack horseman
sallyh: I love BoJack Horseman.
ActualAngel: I do too. But I prefer Rick and Morty
hunkules: omg rick and morty is the best
Bring-D-Payne: I'm Pickle Riiiick!
mwhale: Time to get schwifty
hunkules: Grass tastes bad
marialewis: I'm Tiny Riiiiiiiiick!
trtlfckr666: nobody exists on purpose, belongs anywhere, we're all going to die, come watch tv
elizaluvspuppies: wubba lubba dub dub
hunkules: in birdoersons language it means i an in great pain please help me
ahammyham: It should mean 'Hercules Mulligan, use proper punctuation because my brain hurts trying to comprehend that'.
ahammyham: Like, I know you're a fashion student, but you don't need to turn into Paris Hilton.
mwhale: Jeez whatever happened to her?
Bring-D-Payne: Maybe she went wherever Peggy went.
marialewis: Well don't ask me.
ActualAngel: After what happened with Alexander, who can blame her for leaving.
elizaluvspuppies: I don't resent her for leaving. I resent her for dumping Lizzy on us.
I-Am-Lafcelot: Can we please stop talking about my ex fiancee?
ahammyham: Hey Laf. Sure. It's just a mystery where she went that's all.
I-Am-Lafcelot: ...
ahammyham: Look Laf, you and Angelica are my best friends and so was Peggy.
trtlfckr666: Thanks.
ahammyham: John, you're my boyfriend. And my roommate.
trtlfckr666: Well you can't walk.
ahammyham: yeah. Ouch. That really hurts (!)
disneydemigod: you can't expect us not to mention her, laf, she just upped and left without warning.
ActualAngel: Or bringing her phone.
elizaluvspuppies: I know what she did to you was shitty. And I don't expect you to forgive her. But you're still our friend, Whatever Your Ten Names Are Lafayette.
wait4it: Yeah, come see Theo Jr some time.
theosr: or come babysit New Year's Eve. Aaron and I going outnnew years and we don't want to be interrupted by a crying baby.
theosr: Well. I'd rather her be alive.
theosr: Shit. I've fucked this up haven't I?
elizaluvspuppies: Stop typing, Theo.
Jmadison: So my phone's been blowing up and I have to ask, what was wrong with the old group chat?
ahammyham: Jeffertwat was a part of it.
hunkules: not one of your more creative insults, alex
ahammyham: Shut up! I've had physical therapy today! You won't know how tiring it is until you can't walk!
wait4it: I already said I was sorry!
ahammyham: Shut up, Burr.
ActualAngel: So Alex, you said something last week about a new arrival on the way. Care to elaborate?
wait4it: Aare you and Eliza pregnant?
ahammyham: Well, only Eliza would be pregnant. I'm a guy. Cis guys with penises don't tend to get pregnant.
theosr: Eliza, you're having a baby, aren't you?
Nedical&proud: Congrats guys! I'm here for you!
ahammyham: John, do you want to tell them?
wait4it: tell us whatb
trtlfckr666: with pleasure, alex.
trtlfckr666: eliza, alex and i are getting another dog.
ActualAngel: When?
trtlfckr666: whenndo you think?
Jmadison: What type? I love dogs.
trtlfckr666: springer spaniel.
elizaluvspuppies: we've already named her!
mwhale: So what are you calling her?
ahammyham: Angelica.
ActualAngel: Yes?
trtlfckr666: no, we're naming the dog angelica
elizaluvspuppies: after Angelica my sister, of curse.
ActualAngel: I suppose it is a curse to be named after a dog.
elizaluvspuppies: *course
ActualAngel: I'm flattered, I think. Can't wait to meet Angelica the pup.
Bring-D-Payne: Angelica the dog.
sallyh: Will you call her Angie for shoe?
sallyh: *short
ahammyham: So when are you and Herc gerting married again?
hunkules: when we can afford it.
Jmadison: I should get a dog. My therapist says I need to go out walking more.
trtlfckr666: come walk ours when we get her.
marialewis: wow. You go take a shit and the atmosphere on the chat sours.
ActualAngel: Tell me about it.
wait4it: well, Theo and I are watching the MCU movies starting with Iron Man if anyone wants to watch them with us.
Jmadison: Ooh me I love Iron Man. Iron Man is my favourite hero
ahammyham: I'm more into the X-Men.
wait4it: who else is coming?
hunkules: count me in!
sallyh: Yes me too
ActualAngel: Will you be showing Captain America?
wait4it: Yeah
ActualAngel: I'm in.
marialewis: I'm in if you're showing Thor. I have a huge crush on Lady Sif. And Thor.
ActualAngel: AHEM!
marialewis: I mean I like the fantasy aspect of Thor and that scientist talking to that cop is funny
trtlfckr666: You mean Coulson. It was so sad when he died.
Bring-D-Payne: But he's back in Agents of SHIELD
mwhale: who the hell watches Agents of Shield anyway? I don't.
Bring-D-Payne: I do. And Burr, I'm in.
Nedical&Proud: When you say all the movies, Doctor Strange too? He's my fave.
wait4it: Well, later, yeah. The movies are like 50 hours in a marathon.
ahammyham: you're marathining them all.
wait4it: well, Theo Jr's off with her grandparents for the week.
theosr: I'm doing exams but screw studying. We're marathoning all movies from Iron Man to Spider-Man
ActualAngel: What about Ragnarok?
wait4it: Not out yet
ActualAngel: torrent it. Pirate it. I'll help.
elizaluvspuppies: you are not as your name suggests.
ActualAngel: I am not.
wait4it: So we all in?
Jmadison: yes
hunkules: yup
sallyh: yeah!
ActualAngel: Yep
Bring-D-Payne: si
trtlfckr666: Yes
mwhale: yep
marialewis: I'm in!
elizaluvspuppies: Totally!
Nedical&Proud: Doctor Strange yasssssss!
I-Am-Lafcelot: I suppose.
ahammyham: your apartment better be wheelchair accessible.
A/N: Hello! Miss me? Am I a stranger to you? Forgotten me already? Ah well.
Welcome to my newest story! It takes place in the Seasons of Hamilsquad universe.
In case you've forgotten what's happened so far, I'm gonna bring you up to speed!
In October 2016, Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens threw a house party on Halloween. They were caught and punished by George Washington. They also entered a polyamorous relationship with Eliza Schuyler.
Just before Thanksgiving 2016, Alex was shot by Aaron Burr in a freak accident. He lost a lot of blood and was put in an induced coma. Two weeks after the accident, Alex woke up and learned that he was paralysed from the waist down.
Over the Christmas period 2016, Alex went to rehab to relearn how to do stuff now he'd be spending the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Alex also had a brain tumour that was radiated out, but was diagnosed with a genetic disease which meant he'd get more in the future.
January 2017 started off eventfully as John was hit by a car-he sustained only minor injures. It was then Peggy admitted to him that she was pregnant after having sex with her adoptive cousin and Lafayette on the same day. Ned Stevens also arrived from St Croix and when Alex left rehab, he went back to Nevis to find himself.
In February, Alex was gone. Not in the country. And all hell kind of broke out. Charles Lee and Samuel Seabury crashed Aaron's birthday party, John's little brother died, Peggy fell down the stars, broke her arm and admitted she was pregnant to Angelica, a massive fight broke out on Valentine's Day, and Theo also came out as pregnant!
March was eventful. James Madison left his boyfriend, Thomas Jefferson. Alex got the role of the Major General in Columbia University's production of Pirates of Penzance and then he got drunk on St Patrick's Day.
In June, Peggy gave birth to boy/girl twins. And then the timeline stopped.
What happened in between March and June and June and December? Find out exclusively here in flashbacks!