MAKA NO!

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater

Spirit had really done it this time. He had no idea how the argument had escalated so quickly but now his sweet darling Maka wanted nothing to do with him. The thought that Maka might hate him was unbearable for Spirit so here he was, in Maka's house in front of her bedroom door. Her friends were over and they were nice enough to let him inside.

"Maka?" He said as he opened the door and turned on the lights. "We need to talk."

A giant lump was under the covers on the bed. As the lump separated, Maka and Soul's heads popped out.

There was silence.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKA NOOOOO!" Spirit cried As Soul and Maka watched in horror, Spirit did a weird dance while screaming. He sat down on a box in the room and continued to cry out.

"You!...Him...Here...I need a moment." Spirit took a deep breath and seemed to calm down. "I'm an adult. I can handle this. I'm okay."

Spirit turned around to see Maka and Soul with embarrassed looks on their faces.

"MAKA NOOOO!" Spirit started bawling again.

"Will you keep it down!?" Soul shouted angrily.

Spirit got up from the box to the bedside, pointed at Soul and said in a angry voice, "I'm not ready to talk to you yet young man!"

Death the Kid, Patty and Black Star ran in.

"What going on? We heard screaming!" Kid and Black Star blushed when they saw Soul and Maka.

"Ohh! Is this a pajama party!? Move over!" Patty yelled as she ran to join Soul and Maka. Luckily Kid caught her before she could reach the bed.

Tsubaki, Liz, and Blair came in as well.

"What's going on?" Liz took one look at Soul and Maka. "Ew." She walked off.

Tsubaki was too embarrassed to say anything. She just covered her mouth and blushed.

"Heyyy!" Blair said in a flirtatious voice.

"Alright. That's it. Everyone out!" Spirit shoved everyone out of the room and turned to face Maka.

"Maka." He said. "I just want to say that I'm hurt. And I don't think this is the kinda thing that daughters are supp-OH GOD I JUST GOT MENTAL PICTURES!" Spirit walked out of the room while clutching his head and screaming "GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Soul and Maka stayed in their bed.

"I told you they'd find out sooner or later." Maka said.

"Fine. Fine. "I'll pay you the 50 dollars I owe you. Just let me find my pants."

The End