Tediz

Oh I am a happy bear,

I've got plenty of hugs to share.

In my work I do take care,

To catch fools like you quite unaware.

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For behold, here I've got a rifle too,

A bayonet to stab you through.

Rockets come out from the blue,

Ask yourself squirrel, what to do?

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Don't like that? Well have some flame.

We'll cackle as we see your pain.

We're tediz, and we feel no shame,

From ending you we won't refrain.

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But don't worry, you'll still get hugs,

As you lie in pools of blood.

Know that when push comes to shove,

We've no heartstrings on which to tug.