A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

STAR WARS

EPISODE VII: ATTACK OF THE FEMINAZIS

There has long been a period here the galaxy was ruled by manly individuals. Things sometimes were tense, but everything generally went well. However, one day, the sinister Dark Side Master Rei and her army of Social Justice Warriors began attacking the galaxy. As they took over systems, they began imposing political correctness upon them.

Things became increasingly bleak in the galaxy, as the evil Rei continued her quest to wipe out "toxic masculinity". However, when hope seemed lost, a legendary Jedi Master, Luke Skywalker, launched a rebellion against Feminazi rule.

Upset by the idea of free thinkers in here Empire of political correctness, the evil Rei has dispatched an army of Social Justice Warriors to hunt down and turn in the patriotic Jedi Master...