chapter 1 (I don't own One Piece)

Man dying is wierd. I always expected it to happen someday. I'm surprised I haven't died already. with almost drowning chocking suffocating and getting my head crushed. I guess I wasn't supposed to die yet.

Until today. i was walking to school because my mum had work and couldn't drive me. Suddenly me and my brother were attacked by this group of kids that had probably hated us since they first met us.

We were next to a road so it was pretty dangerous but then one of them pushed us into the road and that's when i heard the sound of a horn and now i'm here in the arms of a woman while screaming because I was just hit by a car. They tried to stop me but they just didn't understand.

I later learned that I was in the west blue. This is strange because that is from the anime one piece. There is absolutely no possible way that something supernatural is happening. Then I face palmed because I was a baby. I don't remember being a baby.

My parents were very surprised that I could do that because Normie babies wouldn't think to use their hands to show emotion. my parents were also surprised that I was narrating everything out loud in past tense.

It's been about 10 years since I was born so I decided it's time to become a strong human. I mean I'm in the world of one piece so I need to train. I decided to find a nice spot next a tree. however what i wasn't expecting to find was a cliche- I mean devil fruit.

It was bone white and of course had a swirl pattern on it. This one took the form of an apple. I ate it. instantly. I swallowed it whole and almost threw up. I spit something out. seeds. I don't think devil fruits normally had seeds. i decided to plant them in a plant pot to grow a tree on.

I looked down and noticed something strange. My right hand was convulsing. But not like my fingers were moving around a lot. It was like the bones were changing shape. Then it happened. My entire right arm exploded leaving nothing but bone but what made it even creepier was that I could still move it perfectly fine.

"could this be my devil fruit power?" I asked myself.

It must be. It couldn't be anything else. I decided to try to change my bone's shape and it worked. I could change my bones in any way I want. I tried it elsewhere on my body and it actually changed the skin aswell. It was decided. from this day forth I would train my devil fruit. I'm probably the same age as luffy when he got his devil fruit so I could become as strong as him if I keep trayning as much as possible everyday.

_like 6 years later idk_

I'm the same age as luffy when he set off. who knows mabye it's the same time. I decided that I would go through the grand line and wait for luffy there. It was the only way to join his crew. Fortunately I live on the last island before the grand line. Also my "devil's bonsai" as I like to call it looks fully grown just need to wait for some fruits to grow.

I decided to scale the red line by going full skeleton (It's temporary) and turning my hands into pickaxes to stick into the side of it. It was surprisingly easy. I would not have been able to do this before I was reborn.

I went over to where Laboon was and sure enough it didn't have the straw hat flag on it. Good. This means that I still have the chance to join his crew without complications. At least not too many complications. So I continued training. Perhaps since My own body physically could not harm itself I could do second gear like luffy. I should work on that.

After a while I could see a ship sailing down into the grand line. The flag was a skull with a straw hat.

"They're here" I said to myself.

Wanting to avoid complications I waited until they had helped laboon to calm down to ask to join them and it went surprisingly well.

"Hi can I join your crew?" I asked.

"Sure!" luffy replied

"Luffy! Don't reply that quickly! we don't know anything about this guy!" Nami yelled

"But look at his arm it's so cool!" luffy pleaded

Nami looked at my arm and was horrified.

"why is your arm just bone?" Nami asked in a scared tone of voice.

"it's my devil fruit. the bone bone fruit." i replied changing my arm into a spinning saw blade.

"whoa! That's so cool!" luffy said with stars in his eyes.

After that a whole bunch of boring stuff happened like introductions. Which reminds me. I didn't introduce myself to you. my name is Zugaikotsu D Kokkaku nice to meet you!

Finally we set off for alabasta with "miss wednesday" and mr 9. Eventually we got to the cactus island. It was great you know. being appreciated for once and not being rejected by everyone. I'm glad it could happen more often.

I just wish these guys could stop pretending to be nice. In real life it's much more obvious that they're faking. However I decided to play along. This was because of one thing. The people here thought my arm looked cool. (not really but I just acted a bit).

Eventually everyone fell asleep but me ,being me, stayed awake. I heard Zoro moving and got up. He probably already knew I was awake and also that I knew about the trap. I'm not the best actor. So wordlessly we got up and went onto the roof where we over some people talking after a while something interesting happened.

"guys!" one yelled exiting the building.

"what?" all the other ones asked.

"two of them are missing!" he yelled.

"we need to find them!" said another one.

"oh really?" another said sarcastically.

"no need to find us." Zoro said.

"we're already here." I continued.

With that we jumped down and began the fight. I created bone chips and launched them into about ten of them.

" is that all you got? Get 'em!" the one at the front shouted.

"oma wu shinderu" i said. ((name of the attack)if you get it you get it)

"what?" they said confused right before the bone I put in them expanded and effectively ended their lives.

Some more came and I used another attack.

"Bone sword!" I said as I created a sword out of bone and slashed at them.

This went on for a little while with both of us beating the same amount of people. To say Zoro was impressed was the exact right thing to say in this situation.

"Wow you're stronger than I excpected especially since you don't have any muscle on those bones.

"Well I've been training most my life and any strength I gain goes straight into my bones." I replied.

"well I guess you shouldn't underestimate devil fruit users." Zoro said.

"That is correct." I replied.

So that's the end of the chapter hope you liked it and if you like it, by which I mean I get at least 1 follow and 1 favourite I'll start on the next chapter.