Tricia Tucker enjoyed having her brother and his boyfriend over at their house. She had missed them terribly, especially Tweek, since the two moved out of South Park after high school.

Tweek was fun to be around. Yes, he got nervous all the time and he was a spaz, but she loved the guy. Tweek was the sweet, caring and docile brother that she never had. He was so unlike her dumb and asshole real brother, Craig, and it was funny to think about how much their personalities clashed against one another.

Craig was still an asshole, but he became tolerable when Tweek was around. Honestly, Craig was more than tolerable now, he had actually helped Tricia land some modeling contracts and she really appreciated it. She knew that her brother was the kind of person who had a really big heart that at the same time wanted to keep an I-don't-care attitude, but you get the point? He would always be her asshole brother with stoic face and monotone voice.

"What are you daydreaming about?" Craig asked her deadpanned, as he waved one of his hands in her face.

Craig never failed to make her look stupid. Tricia couldn't believe how her brother couldn't take a hint and leave her alone in her own mind from time to time.

The three of them were currently in the Tucker's humble living room. The couple had just recently come from the Tweaks' house after dropping off their stuff. Thomas and Laura, on the other hand, were still not yet home.

Tricia snapped out of her reverie and flipped her brother off. Craig was really a certified asshole. She still couldn't believe how Tweek managed her brother's attitude. Craig was the worst brother who ever graced the surface of the earth. Of course, she was only exaggerating. The asshole was still her brother but, she could certainly still bad mouth him in her mind anytime she wanted.

"Hey, Craig! Be nice to Tricia we haven't seen her for ages!" Tweek squeaked his high pitched voice reprimanding Craig.

The redhead smirked at that. That was why she loved having Tweek around. He was so fantastically fabulous, and he had Craig wrapped around his fingers. The dumb asshole even looked like a dog on a leash when Tweek was checking his manners.

Craig only rolled his eyes at Tweek and raised both of his arms in a sign of surrender. "Yeah, sure, whatever."

Tricia laughed at the display. Those two were impossible, they had been together for more than a decade and they still acted the way they did when they had just started their relationship. It was such a sweet sight for sore eyes. It seemed as if, at least some things could still last forever.

"Shut up, Craig. I'm just happy that both of you moved back to South Park for good. I missed you, you know?" the younger of the Tucker siblings said as she embraced Craig in a loose hug. Tricia then turned to Tweek and did the same.

Craig cracked a genuine smile for his sister and ruffled her long red hair. "Missed you too, Ruby," he said sincerely breaking his persona while referring to Tricia with her childhood nickname.

Tricia gave her brother a large smile and it seemed as if a look passed between the siblings. A small smile quirked on the corners of Craig's mouth.

"Awww, look at what you did to him Tweek. He suddenly became like a sweet caring bro or something," Tricia teased, poking fun at her brother. Acting like she hadn't even hugged Craig and told him that she had missed him.

There's was really something with the Tucker family members that made them unable to handle too much sappiness with one another in one go.

Tweek gave her a bright smile as an answer. "He's such a dork, you know. He only needs some encouragement," he supplied as he reached for Craig's hand and gave it a reassuring squeeze.

Craig smiled weakly at Tweek. Tricia thought that if Craig didn't love Tweek, he would have flipped him off for saying that. They were really such a cute couple.

Tricia was daydreaming at her desk by the window. She was really happy to have Tweek and Craig back. She couldn't contain her smile. Her brother and his boyfriend were not only there to visit. They were back again for good and she could have a chance to have her whole family before she moved away for college.

She was so glad that the Tweaks had decided that they wanted to tour the world before they were too old to do so. And because of that Tweek needed to move back home to run the family business. Of course, Craig had also trailed down to where his blond beau had went.

The redhead snickered to herself. Craig and Tweek would officially move in the Tweaks' house. They had been already living together since college, but living together in the house left Tricia giggling to no end. They looked like newly wedded lovebirds.

A satisfied smile crossed Tricia's face. She remembered her childish dream for two of them to get married and have a baby. She felt giddy for a moment seeing as they were now going to live together in a house. That almost fulfilled her wish for them to be married. She almost wished that a baby would follow soon after.

She grimaced slightly when she remembered a younger version of herself thinking that the two could create a baby so she could be an aunt. Now, however, with the knowledge of how biology worked, she couldn't help but feel a slight jab of pity for her younger self. She quickly shrugged it off. The two could easily just adopt a babe and call it a day. She would be happy as long as she would be an aunt.

"I wish they would have a baby. I'd be such a cool aunt," she whispered to herself.

As that was happening, on that cool and chilly night in South Park, Colorado, a bright shiny star suddenly crossed the night sky. And if you have ever believed in shooting stars granting wishes, maybe then you would believe some wishes would be fulfilled that night, maybe even an impossible one. As you probably know, in South Park, batshit crazy stuff is considered a normal everyday occurrence.

And on that said cool and chilly night in South Park, that shooting star wasn't really shooting nor was it a star but rather it was an alien capsule in disguise, with two incompetent aliens serving as it captains.

"Hey, aren't we suppose to grant wishes today?" an alien with a long face asked his fellow alien with identical features.

"Wow, did someone really made a wish tonight?" long faced alien number two asked long faced number one clearly in disbelieve. There had been a big decline in people wishing upon a star and this seemed like a big news.

"Yes, I heard three wishes today. One kid wants to have her mama to go fuck herself. Another kid over there, wants to sleep, oh he's already asleep. Lame kid. Lame," the alien paused for a second and scrunched his face. "It seems like we also cannot fulfill the first request," the alien continued with a sigh. How aliens sigh? Don't ask.

Long face alien two stared at his comrade. His unblinking eyes looking straight into the other's unblinking eyes as if to ask him why. However, nothing really changed in their expression and they both looked pretty stupid. Still, alien number one appeared to understand the unsaid question by alien number two. Maybe it's was an alien thing.

"Stupid, the mother already went and fucked herself."

A long silence passed between the two alien.

"So, what's the third wish?"

Alien number one immediately looked trouble. The excitement of having someone wish upon them like they were gods themselves suddenly seemed evaporated.

"The wish would be really hard to pull off. It requires effort," long face alien one finally tells his partner.

"Oh geez, are we going to do it?"

"Do you want to?"

"Idiot! How am I supposed to know if you're not telling me what the wish is?"

The aliens stared at one another again. However, telepathic communication seemed unavailable today.

The alien responsible for collecting the wishes stood up and pulled a white screen out of nowhere. Displayed on the white screen was an image of Tricia Tucker with her red hair messily perched in a bun.

Long face number one cleared his throat. "She wishes for a baby."

"That's easy," alien number two argued.

Alien number one tsked at his partner. With a flick of the alien's wrist, an image of Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak appeared on the screen. The images or maybe the video that the alien showed to his partner seems to be a live stream of his people of interest. The screen showed Craig and Tweek making out in Craig's old bedroom.

"She wants them to have a baby," alien number one explained.

Another staring contest between the unblinking aliens passed once again. Even though they couldn't converse telepathically the two aliens kept on doing it. Maybe it was really just an alien thing.

"It's complicated," long faced alien number two said, finally breaking the unblinking match, "We need to make one of them a specimen with a vagina so that we will be able to fulfill the wish."

"That's why I told you that it is complicated. Human breeding is complicated. An anus differs from a vagina and not all vaginas work and can expel a little human properly," alien number one agreed using crude words and messed up terms in the process. They are aliens, don't blame them.

"We must do it," alien number two said with determination, "This is the one-thousandth request that we will have fulfilled and the only one that truly requires our effort. After this, we are free to go back into outer space and send back two other aliens."

Alien number one was fueled by his partner's determination. He had to admit that they were lazy-ass aliens and that they unashamedly counted the other two wishes that they did nothing about as request number 998 and 999. The request weren labeled with complete on the aliens' computer.

Honestly, 98.7 percent of their completed requests were the same cases as request number 998 and 999. No doubt about it. They really only cared for request numbers: 1, 10, 50, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900 and to add to their list, request number 1000.

With a bob of its long face, alien number one agreed, "This will also look good on our record. As humans say, the best way to end with a bang is on our 1000th request."

"So we are agreed?"

"We are agreed."

"So who will be the mother?"

For the fourth time, the aliens stared blankly at one another. Then simultaneously, their eyes moved to the scene unfolding on the white screen. As tradition in alien culture, the one that takes it up in the ass is the mother.

Those poor aliens, it hadn't even occurred to them that they could have just saved a blond baby that had been tossed in the dumpster and left it at the Tweaks' household and call it a day. Oooh, also, poor baby.

Author's Note: This fanfic is being betaed by Octavia1789. This is also originally posted in ao3. Chapters will be posted here every week. However, if you are interested to read more you can search for this on the other site. Enjoy the story. Thank you.