Winxed up Season 4

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if when Bloom first hears about Morgana and the Earth Fairies revenge against humans just after their freed…she decides to piss them off and tricks them into spending time in the human world? AU OOC some femslash some bashing)

"Oh yay we freed a bunch of murderous psychopaths with powers and wings." Bloom said bluntly just as Morgana turned to head back into her palace with the Warrior Fairies.

"Seriously girls is there a curse on one of us or something? We always seem to find the psycho's who are either power hungry or revenge obsessed to the point where they'll turn into mass murderers." Bloom asked looking at the rest of the Winx and causing them to blink slightly while Morgana spun around looking furious.

"What do you mean Bloom?" Roxy asked her friend who began to tick the numbers off of her fingers.

"Let's see first year at Alfea, the Trix who wanted to and did steal my powers, summon a large army of rotting undead creatures, and who's main goal was basically to take over everything and kill anyone in their way." Bloom said earning winces from the original Winx members.

"Second year, again with the Trix and then add in Darkar who used a spell to turn me evil and wanted to collect the Codex pieces in order to take over the realm with me as his consort by using the powers of the Shadow Phoenix." Bloom said lifting another finger and causing all of the Winx except Roxy to wince and rub different parts of their body where Bloom had blasted them while evil. By this time all of the Earth Fairies had emerged from the castle, each group dressed differently with their apparent leader in front of them as they stood just a little behind Morgana.

"Then there was last year with us fighting against the Trix again and Valtor who was the one to destroy my home planet and imprison my birth parents in the obsidian dimension while also trying to turn me to his side and nearly killing Tecna." Bloom raised a third finger and making the Earth Fairies look shocked while Tecna winced.

"Don't remind me. I swear you nearly went full dragon with rage and vengeance before we found out that Tecna was alive." Stella said with a shiver as she recalled that.

"Then there was when we were freeing my planet and parents while fighting against the Ancestral Witches and their Bug eyed friend…I forgot her name." Bloom said frowning as she tried to recall the name of that strange bug lady.

"Of course you did." Layla said dragging her hand down her face in disbelief.

"And now we helped unleash the Earth Fairies who turn out to be vengeance thirsty psychopaths who'd condemn an entire race for something outside of their control. Seriously am I the only one seeing a pattern here?" Bloom asked raising her thumb as she pointed towards Morgana and Nebula.

"If that's the case then Bloom's probably the one cursed. I don't know about you guys but my life was pretty normal before I became her friend." Stella said looking at the rest of the Winx and earning a snort from Musa.

"Yeah and that's coming from the girl who blew up the potions lab trying to create a new shade of pink." Musa said snickering and earning a glare from Stella as well as a shove. Musa shoved Stella back and soon both of them were in a shove war, causing Bloom to slam her palm into her forehead.

"I swear to the dragon that I'm running a daycare some days. Girls act your ages not your shoe sizes!" Bloom chided the two and earning a snort from Layla.

"I don't know Bloom. Musa's got some big feet." Layla said earning a shove from the music fairy which made it a three way shove war now as the Earth Fairies stared.

"Oh for the love of…" Bloom closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose for a moment before looking up at Morgana.

"Are your sisters as childish as mine are? Cause if so then yeah I definitely understand why you want revenge on the Wizards for trapping you in there with them." Bloom asked Morgana who looked amused at that while the entire Winx Club looked betrayed.

"Hey who are you calling childish?" Stella asked earning a snort from Tecna.

"I can understand Stella and Musa to an extent but what have Flora and I done?" Tecna asked earning a shove from Musa…soon there was an all-out shove war amongst the girls aside from Bloom with Roxy trapped in the middle looking lost.

"I swear that you all are toddlers." Bloom said reaching into the fray without looking back and easily snagging Roxy by her green top.

"Thanks for the save Bloom." Roxy said looking relieved when Bloom literally pulled her out of the all-out shove war.

"Anytime squirt." Bloom said ruffling Roxy's hair before looking at Morgana and pointedly ignoring the shoving and squabbling girls behind her, each one trying to claim that they're more mature than the others.

"But seriously? You know the Wizards and how big of jerks they can be, to put it nicely, what makes you think that the humans forgot you naturally instead of their being a spell in place?" Bloom asked causing Morgana and the other fairies to look surprised, obviously they never considered that option.

"Seriously it's kind of hard to forget a bunch of beautiful women with wings and the ability to beat the crap out of any idiot that messes with them on your own, there's no way anyone would have naturally forgot and besides…how can you say that everyone forgot when you haven't been the human world for at least fifteen years?" Bloom asked raising an eyebrow at them all and earning a few murmurs of agreement and understanding from the fairies…as well as a few blushes for her compliments.

"Bloom I swear if you are flirting again…" Roxy trailed off closing her eyes in disbelief and Bloom looked confused.

"How am I flirting? I was just stating a fact." Bloom looked confused and earning a face-palm from Roxy and snickers from the others.

"And she wonders how she has half of Alfea and Cloud Tower wrapped around her pinkie." Musa snickered loudly, earning snickers from the others until Bloom shot them a sharp look that had them quieting down.

"What do you suggest we do before allowing us to take Revenge?" Morgana asked drawing Bloom's attention away from her friends.

"Why not come with us and spend some time on Earth amongst the humans?"