Planet Earth (Dimension Shounen N-140)

6 year old Naruto was covered in blood as he panted and gripped onto his tri-pronged kunai tightly, before him was the corpses of 25 adult civilians who had formed a mob to kill him, but using the kunai he had gotten from one of the scrolls he had stolen from the Hokage office had saved his life

"Bravo kid." a voice behind him causing Naruto to turn to see a middle-aged man wearing a lab coat with a flask

"You with them?" Naruto glared

"Nah, but I've been watching you, I was pretty impressed with how you broke that mask vendors arm earlier when he tried to push you." the man said drinking from his flask

"Who are you?" Naruto asked

"I'm Rick, and if you come with me you'll never have to see this place ever again." Rick said

"I'll happily come with you if I can get away from this place for good.' Naruto said immediately while keeping a firm grip on his kunai, just in case this guy tried something

"Good, let's go." Rick said before he took out a white device and aimed it at a wall before a green portal appeared and he walked in,

"Naruto!" Hiruzen Sarutobi yelled at the end of the alleyway

"See you never old man." Naruto said walking into the portal that closed behind him, before Hiruzen could get to it

10 Years Later, Earth (Dimension C-137)

It's been 10 years since Naruto joined Rick Sanchez a genius scientist whose alcoholism and reckless behavior. Rick took Naruto on adventures for his science, a year ago the two had gone to Rick's home dimension where Naruto was introduced to his family and allowed to stay with them but he had to join Rick's grandkids Summer, and Morty in school

He got along with Rick's family some more than others though, he tried to be a big brother figure to Morty who was a young, good-natured, and impressionable boy who can be somewhat easily manipulated.

With Jerry, the guy was just there honestly. He had his opinions about Naruto but Naruto didn't really care about them seeing as he could kill Jerry and get away with it without a doubt after all he was the one who ripped his own planet apart when he was 14 leaving it a desolate world after using an invention he created that absorbed every speck of chakra from his dimension, turning himself into a literal god making him and Rick a dangerous team.

With Beth & Summer well both relationships were very good but kept secret from Jerry and Morty while Rick didn't care in the least seeing as it was the same relationship Naruto had with other versions of the girls

Smith House, Morty's room

Morty was asleep in his bed when Rick stumbled in, obviously really drunk, and turned on the lights, "Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... You gotta come with me." Rick slurred as he tripped beside the bed

Morty awoke rubbing his eyes, "What, Rick? What's going on?"

"I got a surprise for you, Morty." Rick slurred

"It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?" Morty asked as Rick spilled his beer on his bed

"Come on, I got a surprise for you. *grabbed Morty by the ankle* Come on, hurry up." Rick slurred as he pulled Morty out of his bed and into the hall

"Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!" Morty complained as he hit the ground

"We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty." Rick said leaving passing by Naruto's room

Naruto's Room

Loud moaning, along with the sound of skin slapping against skin was heard as a white haired youth with the familiar pattern of a black Rinnegan and nine black magatama markings in rows of three on his back had sex with a blonde woman

16 year old Naruto was balls-deep inside the tight pussy of Beth Smith (née Sanchez), who was being fucked doggy-style on the edge of the bed

Pulling the woman by her blonde hair as he ruthlessly pounded his cock into her pussy without a care in the world, his hips slapped loudly against her ass. While Beth was cumming faster as her face was a mask of pleasure, Naruto only had a small, amused almost satisfied smirk on his face. His expression didn't even change in the slightest when her pussy clenched, tightened up and applied great pressure around his cock, before he paused and looked up sensing Rick and Morty leaving

"W-why'd you stop?' Beth panted looking back at Naruto who ran a hand through his white hair

"Nothing to worry about." Naruto said going back to pounding the 34-year-old woman as he slapped her ass

Rick's Ship]

Rick drove through the night sky, with an exhausted Morty, "What do you think of this... flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage."

"Yeah, Rick... I-It's great. Is this the surprise?" Morty asked holding in a yawn

"Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had- I had to- I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb." Rick slurred causing Morty's eyes to widen

"What?! A bomb?!" Morty yelled wide awake

"We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start." Rick said

"T-t-that's absolutely crazy!" Morty screamed

"Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica." Rick said

"Jessica? From my math class?" Morty asked

Rick put an arm around Morty's shoulders, "When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam."

"Ohhh…."

"And Jessica's gonna be Eve." Rick said

"Whhhh-wha?" Morty asked

"And so that's the surprise, Morty." Rick burped

"No, you can't! *shoved Rick away* Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But- but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!"

"I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not... *spills beer down his shirt* You don't got… Y-You don't gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty. I'll try to keep Naruto away too, but you got to know Naruto will put his dick into anything that's female. You know he's really popular with the ladies."

"What are you talking about, Rick?" Morty asked

"You- you have to worry about Naruto getting with Jessica. She- sh-she- she, she, she's a pretty girl and Naruto will be all over that." Rick said

"I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—"

"You know what, Morty? You're right. *tossed empty bottle into the backseat* Let's forget the girl all together. She, she's probably nothing but trouble anyways." Rick said before he pressed a button

"Arming neutrino bomb."

Morty unbuckled his seatbelt, "That's it… that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel." Morty jumped up on Rick and started fighting with him over control of the wheel

"Get off of me, Morty!" Rick yelled as the two began to argue before finally, Rick agreed to stop, "Alright. I'll- I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I'll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden."

Rick landed the cruiser in an open desert opened the door and tumbled out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles "We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree… road here."

"Oh, thank God." Morty sighed

"You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive." Rick said looking up at the stars

"It was?" Rick asked

"Sure. Why not? I don't, I don't know. Y-you know what, Mo-" Rick fell asleep and began snoring mid-sentence

"Neutrino bomb armed."

"Um..."

"Let him bully you into this again huh?' Naruto asked on top of the cruiser looking down at Morty and the asleep Rick as Morty sighed in relief before Naruto disarmed the bomb

Morning, Smith Residence, Dining Room

The Smith family sat around the table eating breakfast, "I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?" Jerry Smith asked

A very tired Morty fell asleep at the table, smashing his face into his plate

"Oh my God, his head is in his food. I'm going to puke."

"Morty, are you getting sick?" a glowing Beth asked as Morty lifted his head, clearly exhausted, and wiped food from his face, "I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow. The dog sleeps on it."

"I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom. I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something." Morty said

"Or maybe you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick." Summer smirked

"What?" Jerry glared

"Dad?" Beth asked looking to her father

"What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?" Rick asked not denying it

"Damn it!" Jerry said slamming his hand into the table

"Jerry!" Beth said in disapproval

"Beth!" Jerry glared at his wife

"Oh my God, my parents are so loud, I want to die." Summer sighed

"Mm, there is no God, Summer. You gotta rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later." Rick said just as a shirtless Naruto returned from his morning run, Beth and Summer blushing as they gazed at his eight-pack set of abs

Ignoring the returning Naruto, Jerry glared at Rick "Okay, with all due respect, Rick What am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?" Jerry asked

"Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you something—tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time." Rick said as Naruto scoffed and took a seat as Beth placed a plate out for him, "Buncha people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the—then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue."

Rick wiped his mouth and got up, stopping behind Beth and putting a hand on her shoulder, "This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them."

Rick gave Beth a kiss and walked away, as she teared up in joy, "Oh, Dad…"

"What? For real?" Jerry asked as Morty's face slammed into his plate again

Later, Harry Herpson High School, Hallway

Naruto was walking to get Morty for their next adventure and saw him down the hall being confronted by a bully, Frank Palicky

""Morning"? What was what is that supposed to mean? You making fun of me? Are you trying to say my family's poor?" Frank said after Morty wished him good morning and pulled out his pocket knife and pointed it at Morty's neck

"Oh, geez, Frank. I don't know if a knife is necessary. I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it." Morty said, causing Naruto to sigh

"You telling me how to bully now? Big mistake, Morty and now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich." Frank said before his head was grabbed and his face was brutally slammed into the lockers causing Morty to scream before he saw Naruto holding Frank's head into the dented locker even though Frank's body was already limp

"You really need to start standing up for yourself."

"Oh geez, I don't like confrontation." Morty said

"Confrontation is apart of the world Morty, you may not want to get your hands dirty but your going to need to one day." Naruto said tossing Frank down the hall where Summer saw the mangled face of the bully slide in her path and screamed along with other students

"There you guys are. Listen. I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. I need an extra pair of hands." Rick said

"I'm down." Naruto smirked always happy to get out of school seeing as he was passing all his classes anyway

"Oh, geez, Rick." Morty began to complain

"Listen I need your help, Morty. I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business. It's important. Come on." Rick said dragging Morty along

"So what're we after this time?' Naruto asked

"Were heading to Dimension 35-C, to get some of those Mega Seeds." Rick belched

"I don't know, Rick. I can't leave school again." Morty said suddenly

"Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty? What do you think I can just do it all by myself? Come on!" Rick said dragging Morty along as Naruto smirked

Later

The trio were in an alley and Rick used his portal gun to open a portal, "There she is. All right. Come on, Morty. Let's go." Rick said as he entered followed by Naruto

"Oh, geez, okay." Morty said walking in, and looking at the crazy landscape of the dimension "Oh, man. What is this place?"

"It's Dimension 35-C, and it's got the perfect climate conditions for a special type of tree, Morty, called a mega tree, and there's fruit in those trees, and we're here for the seeds in those fruits. They're called mega seeds. They're they're incredibly powerful." Naruto explained to Morty looking around

"Yeah and I need them to help me with my research, Morty." Rick said as they began to walk across the blue grass

"Oh, man, Naruto, Rick. I'm looking around this place, and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing." Morty said shivering as Rick got on a knee and placed a hand on his shoulder

"All right, all right, calm down. Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull that's how we grow as people. Naruto, and I are no stranger to scary situations. We deal with them all the time. Now, if you just stick with us, Morty, we're gonna be-" Rick saw gigantic alien arachnid monster appear behind them, and terrified screamed, "HOLY CRAP, MORTY RUN!"

Rick and Morty take off, running in complete and total fear as the monser swiped at Naruto who jumped over it and took a deep breath before he spat a large storm of flames down at the monster that screeched in pain as it was reduced to ash

Rick sighed in relief as Naruto landed while Morty watched Naruto in complete shock, "Y-you breath fire?" Morty asked

"Among other things." Naruto smirked walking off, "Now let's find those seeds."

"Thats my partner for you." Rick laughed as he and Naruto slapped a high five walking away with Morty watching before he ran up to join them

Later

"Oh, Morty, take a deep breath. Breathe that breathe that fresh air in, Morty. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of adventure, Morty. That's that's the smell of of of of a whole different evolutionary timeline." Rick said trying to sell Morty onto being a regular tag along on his and Naruto's adventures

"All right, Rick, look how much longer is this gonna be? Shouldn't I be back at school by now?" Morty asked

"Are you joking me? I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us. Look at that thing right there." Rick said forcing Morty to look at a weird looking monster that was cooing and rolling around on the ground " What the hell is that thing? You think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school? Look at it just lumbering around. It defies all logic, that thing." Rick said

"Yeah, Rick, I get it. We're surrounded by monsters. That's kind of the reason why I want to leave."

"Hey, Rick I found them!" Naruto yelled from up ahead causing Rick to run over to look down at the grove of mega trees at the bottom of a steeply walled valley

"Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Morty, you see this?" Rick asked turning to Morty, "You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty? Any idea what that is down there?"

"The mega trees?" Morty sighed

"That's right, Morty the mega trees with the mega fruit on them and that's what I'm talking about, Morty. That's where my seeds are. If we would have done what you wanted, I would have never have found them, because you're so in love with school." Rick said

"All right, all right. So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways?" Morty asked

"You ask a lot of questions, Morty. Not very charismatic. It makes you kind of an (Belch) Under (Belch) underfoot figure." Rick said before he handed Morty a pair of shoes that Morry proceeded to put on, "Just take these shoes, Morty. They're (Belch) special grappling shoes. When you're wearing these things, these babies, you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty up, down, below, turn around to the left. These things really bring it all together."

Morty walked off the cliff and plummeted to the ground, screaming and smashing into rocks

"You have to turn them on, Morty! The shoes have to be turned on!" Rick yelled as Naruto started laughing

"You sure the kid is up for these kind of adventures?" Naruto asked still chuckling

"Maybe not the ones for other dimensions, but this is the initiation mission he may still surprise us." Rick said turning on his shoes, and walking down the cliff, while Naruto jumped and landed to see Morty's legs were bent at odd angles

With Beth

Beth had been at work performing heart surgery on a horse when Jerry barged in and asked to put Rick in a home, and after finishing up she and Jerry moved to her office and began to argue, "I am not putting my father in a home! He just came back into my life, and you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress like last month's Victoria's secret?" Beth asked glaring at Jerry

"I told you I was ordering you something for Valentine's day. More importantly, your father and that boy he brought with him are horrible influences on our son."

"Before Naruto, and my dad arrived Morty was all alone and miserable. Now he has a friend for the first time in his life, I'm not going to get rid of Naruto or my dad just because you don't like them." Beth said as she sure as hell wasn't going to toss her dad who just got back and her lover who was actually making her life better, hell she planned on getting rid of Jerry soon as Naruto turned 18 and their relationship became legal.

Jerry sighed as the phone started ringing

Dimension 3-C

Naruto, and Rick is standing by Morty, who was lying on the ground with his legs still broken, "Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now. You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, for them to work. Yeah, look I turned mine on. I had no problem getting down here. It was a leisurely breeze."

"I'm in a lot of pain, guys!" Morty screamed

"Yeah, I can see that. But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect my seeds, Morty?" Rick asked causing Morty to glare at him

"Are you kidding me?! That's it, Rick! That's the last straw! I can't believe this! I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken, and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Y-y-you're a monster. Y-you're like Hitler, but but even Hitler cared about Germany or something." Morty complained

"Okay, hold on just a second, Morty." Rick said before he opened a portal and he and Naruto entered it leaving Morty behind, lying on the ground to suffer for a few seconds

"Ooh! Ohh! Ooh! Hnngh! Hoo! Ooh! Ohh! Aaaaagh! Oooooh!" Morty groaned pitifully, before the two returned and Rick injected Morty's leg with medicine, healing them to perfection, "Ooh, Ohh, Ooh. Wow, Rick. That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly. I mean, I've never felt so good in my life. Thank you."

Rick and Naruto walked to the tree as Morty stood up, "Don't worry about it, Morty. Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?"

"Sure thing, Rick." Morty said before he walked up the trees and got the Mega fruit while Rick talked to him

"Not that you asked, Morty, but what just happened there is Naruto and I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine that they had broken-leg serum at every corner drugstore. The stuff was all over the place, Morty."

"Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick." Morty said

"There's just one problem, Morty one little hang-up. The dimension we visited was so advanced, that (Belch) they had also halted the aging process, and everyone there was young, Morty, and they had been forever. I was the only old person there, Morty. (Belch) It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around. I-I was fascinating to them. There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty, and they they they they all wanted time with me. Naruto and I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies, but we spent so much time there, my interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty. It's got no charge left." Rick said

"What?!" Morty yelled holding the large seeds

"It's as good as garbage, Morty. It's not gonna work anymore, Morty." Rick said

"Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good. W-what are we gonna do? I-I have to be back at school right now. How are we gonna get back home?" Morty asked

"There's ways to get back home, Morty. It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle. We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs, so you're gonna have to do me a real solid."

"Uh-oh." Morty said looking over to Naruto who was watching him

"When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty."

"In my butt?" Morty asked

"Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit." Rick said

"Oh, geez, Rick. I really don't want to have to do that." Morty said turning to Naruto, "Will you do it?"

"Fuck no, ain't nothing going up my ass but a woman's tongue and that's only if I'm drunk enough. This is your mission, Morty you got to get those seeds across customs." Naruto said

"Yeah, somebody's got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty. And they'll fall right out of mine. I've done this too many times, Morty. I mean, you're young. Y-y-you've got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for grandpa, Morty. Y(Belch)-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt."

"In my butt?" Morty said mourn fully

"Come on, Morty. Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty." Rick pleaded

"Oh, man."

Intergalactic Customs

Naruto and Rick were waiting on Morty, in line to get through security, "He better not seriously be putting those seeds up his ass." Naruto said to Rick

"Probably not, hey you got em?" Rick asked as Naruto held up a scroll

"All the mega seeds you'll ever need.' Naruto said

"Awesome." Rick said before he belched before they saw Morty exit the bathroom at Intergalactic Customs, and passes by a bunch of aliens

"I don't like it here, Morty. I can't abide bureaucracy. I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation." Rick said

"Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?" Naruto asked

"Yeah. Let's just get this over with, okay? I mean, these things are pointy. They hurt." Morty said as Naruto and Rick looked at him for a moment

"...That means they're good ones. You're a good kid, Morty. Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work. You've been a huge help to me. I'm gonna be able to do a-(Belch)-all kind of things with them. It's gonna be great, Morty. A-(Belch)-all kinds of science." Rick said a bit ashamed how his grandson didn't have a spine

Naruto walked through security followed by Rick, before Morty was stopped, "Except you. You go over there." the Gromflomite said

"Why does he have to go over there?" Rick asked as he and Naruto turned to the bug

"Random check. He's got to go through the new machine." Gromflomite said

"What new (Belch) what new machine?" Rick asked

"It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt." Gromflomite said

"Run, Morty! Run!" Rick yelled as Naruto punched the Gromflomite as Rick grabbed Morty and darted for the exit

"Red alert!" the alarm sounded off as a team of Gromflomites start chasing after Naruto, Rick, and Morty

Naruto jumped onto a giant capsule, and flipped to be above the gromflomites and took out a kunai before he began slashing away at the team while more arrived

An alien was smoking a hookah as Morty ran past him and inhaled the smoke from the hookah while Rick came from behind and slapped the alien in the face, causing the alien to cry. Morty then coughed up a life form from the smoke and the lifeform started running through the glarp zone and goes through the entire aging process from developing fetus to decomposing corpse, over the course of three seconds

"Aaaaah!" Morty screamed horrified as he began to cry

"Don't think about it!" Rick said

Rick and Morty git cornered but Morty activated the grappling shoes and ran up the wall with Rick, "Ooh! Oh, nice, Morty! The student becomes the teacher." Rick congratulated

The Gromflomite started to fly after Rick and Morty through the equipment on the ceiling, before they slip off to the ground, "Aah! Aw, hell, no, dawg. You know me I'm just trying to-"

Eick and Morty crash to the ground and the alien died, before they ran to the portal computer, "I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. Cover me." said Rick as he tossed Morty a gun

"Oh, man. I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody." Morty said before Naruto landed beside him

"Ill do it then." Naruto smirked before he slapped his hands together and water burst from in front of him, "Water Dragon Jutsu.'

The water turned into a dragon and immediately the gromflomits turned and ran as the water dragon quickly began to chase after them killing anything it came in contact with

"Holy crap this is insane." Morty said watching as Naruto flodded the entire galactic customs and held the water off from touching the platform they were on as Rick opened the portal and took Morty in with him, "Come on, Morty! We got to get the hell out of here!"

Naruto jumped into the portal while forming a ram seal before explosions ran out as he destroyed the place while the portal opened up in the lunchroom at school and Rick and Morty land on the table where Jessica and her friends are eating, while Naruto landed on the ground

"Wow. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?" Jessica asked

""Uh, yeah. Well, you know, my my Ferrari's in the shop." Morty said with a nervously laugh, "Just kidding."

"You're Morty, right?" Jessica asked causing Morty to smile happily

"Yeah." Morty said

Rick walked up and grabbed Morty and took him way, "You can get his number later. Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here. You got to get those seeds out of your ass.'

"Aw." Naruto said face plaming as Rick and Morty walked out but were stopped by Jerry, Beth, and Principal Vagina, while Naruto sat down and began to talk with Jessica and her friends

"Eh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche." Jerry said angry

"What?" Beth asked looking to Jerry

"I'm an angry father, not an improvisor." Jerry said,

"Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, my goodness, Morty! What are you doing out of class? We talked about this. Your your parents and I are very disappointed in in this behavior ... No? No takers?" Rick asked

Later

Rick and Morty were back at home in the garage while Jerry and Beth started taking all his things and packing them up so he can move to the nursing home, "You guys should really not be touching that stuff. It's beyond your reasoning."

"You're beyond our reasoning!" Jerry yelled

"Takes one to know one." Rick glared

"Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's." Beth said disappointed

"What what are you guys doing with my stuff?" Rick asked

"We're moving you to a nursing home." Jerry smirked

"A nursing home? What are what are you, nuts? I'm a genius. I build robots for fun." Rick said aghast

"Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the boy scouts every Christmas." Jerry said

"What does that mean?" Naruto asked in the doorway

"It's personal." Jerry said seeing everyone looking at him in confusion

"Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all." Morty daid

"Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own." Jerry said

"What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?" Rick asked

"Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes." Beth said

"I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Can can can you be a little bit more specific?" Rick said

"Oh, for crying out- he's got some kind of disability or something. Is that what you want us to say?" Jerry said

"I do?" Morty asked

"Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard." Jerry said

"Aw, geez, dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once." Morty said

"It's alright, Morty can go to school I will no longer need his help on missions." Rick said causing the three to look at him and Naruto, "I'll just jeep taking Naruto.'

"And have him suffer from you crazy I think not!" Jerry said

"Uh, Jerry your not my father man, besides I'm a straight A student even though I've only gone to school for an hour for the past year." Naruto shrugged

"Oh." Jerry said

"You promise not to ever pull Morty out of school again?' Beth asked Rick

"What?" Jerry asked seeing his wife back down already

"I promise sweetie.' Rick nodded

"Ok, you can stay.' Beth said kissing Rick's cheek and walking out followed by an upset Jerry

"Are you serious Rick? No more crazy adventures?'

"Yeah, you failed your initiation, Morty. I can only take you on easy adventures nothing like what we did today." Rick said

"Oh geez. I guess I should get these seeds out of my but." Morty said

"Full disclosure, Morty it's to late.. The mega seeds are dissolving in your rectal cavity." Naruto said

"Aw, man."

"Yeah, you probably feel smarter but it'll pass and once those seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty. Starting right about now." Rick said

"Ohh, man. Oh, geez! Ohh." Morty said before he dropped to the ground and started moaning as he had a seizure

"Here.' Naruto said handing Rick the scroll with the mega seeds, "Shame about Morty, what have been fun to take him out on the more dangerous adventures.'

"I need to keep Jerry off my back, besides I get the feeling he would've complained about every little thing like he did today. I don't need that.' Rick said

"Right, well, I'm about to go sleep with your daughter." Naruto said walking off as Rick shrugged and got to work

Finished

Kazuma Uzumaki here, with another xover. I can't really say why I wrote this, but I just did, as it stopped me from focusing on Naruto Salvatore, and Saiyan God of Justice