Warning for language

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Beep! Beep! Beep!

A hand shot out from under the covers to slam onto the noisy device, finger instinctively pressing the button on the screen to shut the shrill annoyance off. With a growl, the bed's occupant sat up and snatched up his irritating phone to peer at the time with a groggy glare.

6:00 illuminated the screen, flashing mockingly in his frustrated face, "Fucking Itachi."

He swears Itachi sets his clock early on purpose everytime - school doesn't even start until eight! He doesn't need to be awake two hours ahead.

Tossing the bedsheet aside, the tired male swung his legs off the bed and with hair standing up in every direction - set off for his brother's room.

That is, until he realized he was in his room instead of the living room. Blinking questionably, he glanced at his messy bed with a confused brow raised. Doesn't the angel sleep there?

But she wasn't there.

Does that mean Itachi moved him to his bed and made her sleep on the couch?

His dark eyes narrowed, he can just add that to the list of things to bitch his infuriating brother out on.

But on his way to his sibling's room, Sasuke had to do a double take when he passed the living room and found the older Uchiha sleeping on the couch. He can honestly say that he was surprised about that, Itachi hates sleeping anywhere but his bed considering that he needs some good sleep after working at the hospital.

He was almost sure that the older male would have left the angel on the couch instead.

But it seems that wasn't the case. Glaring, Sasuke strolled up to the snoozing man and lifted a leg to kick his side obnoxiously, "Wake the hell up."

Itachi made a grumbling noise and turned on his side to give his little brother his back, "You'd make a terrible wife Sasuke. Don't you know that I'm your hard working husband that needs his sleep in order to make money to fund your tomato addiction?"

"Shut up, I'm divorcing you," A harsh foot was swiftly planted on Itachi's ass, causing the older Uchiha to reach a hand back to swat away the pesky foot as if it was a fly. "Get up. You set my fucking alarm two hours ahead so you're suffering with me and making me breakfast."

Itachi still refused to budge, "Why don't you just reset your alarm to a later time and go back to sleep like a normal person?"

"No. You ruined it."

Another kick was delivered to his bottom and Itachi reluctantly sat up with a sigh, "Jesus Sasuke, you're such a diva. This is why you'll never get a girlfriend."

"Where's Hinata?"

Itachi's tired eyes shot up to his little brother with a mischievous glint, "So, Hinata is the first thing you think about when I mention girlfriend?"

Sasuke snarled viciously at his amused sibling though the intimidating effect was dulled significantly by his hair standing in every direction, looking very much like someone rubbed a ballon on his head. Itachi chuckled with a shake of his head at the sight.

"She refused to go in my room so I had to wait until she fell asleep here and moved her to my room." He stood up and began to stroll to the kitchen with a leisure pace. "Why don't you go wake her up for breakfast...after you brush your hair. Don't want to give her the fright of her life."

A smirk played at his lips as he stepped into the kitchen, he can tell already that Sasuke must be sending him the finger even though his little brother will end up doing what he says anyways. Always gotta show attitude before doing the task with that one.

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With his now tamed hair, Sasuke slipped quietly into his brother's room and made his way to the side of the bed where he can see a small form curled up beneath the covers. Taking a second to admire her slumbering features, Sasuke lifted a hand and poked a soft cheek in the same way that she did his when he was sleeping.

He was merely rewarded with a low grumble and the angel curling up further into a ball to escape the nuisance. Raising a brow, the Uchiha moved on to grab the thick blanket and promptly ripped it away from the sleeping female and exposing her form to the cool morning air. She whimpered in response and began reaching around her for the stolen blanket with her eyes still stubbornly closed.

"Get up." Sasuke commanded which finally got her to lift her eyelids to blink blearily at the invading Uchiha. She stared at him dazedly for a bit with furrowed brows before her lavender eyes drifted around the foreign room, confusion settling into her gaze.

"Where am I? I thought I was on the couch?" She asked with an inquiring stare towards the stoic Uchiha.

"Itachi moved you in here when you fell asleep." He informed her monotonously, allowing her to grab onto his hand and helping her up.

She blushed, grabbing onto her host's sleeve and looking up at him with worry swirling within those large lavender orbs, "W-was he okay? Did he get enough sleep? I didn't mean to kick him out of his bed."

Sasuke scoffed, a tad bit annoyed at her concern for his brother, she didn't show this amount of worry for when she hogged his bed and he was left to sleep on the couch, "he's fine, there's no need to worry about him. He's in the kitchen cooking breakfast."

"F-food?" She perked up immensely, a wide smile engulfing her pink face at the mention of breakfast. The angel's been enjoying her earth food a lot from what Sasuke's seen.

Her mood was immediately lifted as she gave a little bounce on the balls of her feet and slipped her hand into the Uchiha's. She took no notice of his surprised grunt nor the pink sprinkling across his cheeks as she hurriedly dragged him out of the room in excitement to the kitchen.

Right when she rounded the corner to the kitchen is when Hinata suddenly halted, frozen at the sight of the unknown faces greeting her from the kitchen table while the older Uchiha was cooking. A large blue haired man blinked at the two younger occupants, a grin crawling onto his lips when he spotted the light blush tainting Sasuke's pale cheeks, his dark eyes taking no notice of the guests as they were too busy staring dazedly at his and Hinata's entangled hands.

The large man turned his head back and knocked his knuckles against Itachi's back to get his attention, "Yo, is it me or does baby Uchiha there have a crush? 'Cause he actually looks cute for once." He chuckled, it almost reminded him of when Sasuke was an adorable little brat that followed his big brother everywhere.

Itachi glanced at the two, an amused smile reaching his lips at the sight of his little brother and his newly brushed hair, "I believe he does."

The peacefulness surrounding the twos conversation was broken when the second guest finally spoke up - quite loudly, "Oi Itachi! Is that the angel bitch you were telling me about?"

The Uchiha frowned at his friend's foul mouth but refrained from commenting on it as he nodded his head, "Yes, she is.."

The silver haired man stood up from his seat and stalked towards the two with narrowed magenta eyes. Hinata squeaked when he stopped in front of her and scrutinized her from head to toe before turning back to address the Uchiha with a disbelieving frown, "I don't see any wings or halo on this bitch!"

The color of his hair nor his loud attitude was very pleasing to Hinata who was now clinging to Sasuke's arm with a nervous tremor, he wasn't a relative of Kabuto was he? Sasuke, however, finally took notice of the two guests once Hinata let go of his hand in favor of clinging to his arm in fear of the rude man before them and began to glare at the silver haired man with growing hostility.

Itachi sighed in exasperation, "I don't believe angels actually have halos and Hinata's," He made sure to put emphasis on her name if his friend was gonna keep insisting on calling her bitch, "-wings were torn off. She just has large scars on her back from where they were previously."

"No shit! That's fucking cool, I want to see." Hinata eeped when those magenta colored orbs landed on her with a predatory glint, his hands reached out to grab her but she quickly avoided his grasp to hide behind Sasuke who immediately began to guard her with a snarl, "Oh come the fuck on! Itachi call down your fucking guard dog here!"

"Sasuke is the one that saved her," Itachi chuckled, entertained at how protective his little brother was being over the angel. "He's not gonna let you near her if she's scared of you."

"Why the fuck are you here, asshole?" Sasuke growled at Hidan, he severely dislikes the overly religious man after he called him a limp dick faggot once for refusing to go to a strip club with him.

Not his fault that nobody wanted to go watch strippers with Hidan's obnoxious ass that day.

"How fucking rude, you little piece of shit," The man jabbed a thumb behind him towards Itachi. "That fucker invited me since he knew I'd be interested in seeing this angelic bitch you got."

"Her name is Hinata and she doesn't want to see you." Sasuke snapped, growing increasingly agitated everytime he felt the blue haired angel flinch against his back at the sound of Hidan's piercing voice.

Hidan scowled at the aggravating Uchiha, "I'm trying to be nice you little fucker!" He quickly darted behind the Uchiha to grab the angel but Sasuke was quicker as he reached back and held onto Hinata as he turned their back onto Kisame and Itachi instead, successfully dodging Hidan easily.

The silver haired man could feel his already small temper steadily chipping away to nothing with the younger Uchiha playing keep away with him. His upper lip curled up into a snarl, a vein pulsing angrily on his forehead as he yelled at the older one, "Itachi! Control your fucking prick of a brother!"

Itachi merely smiled and began placing plates on the table, "How about we all eat first."

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Hinata curled up in a ball on the chair once Itachi, Hidan and Kisame finished their food and made their way to the cowering angel. They stood behind her chair and Sasuke was immediately on the defense, clenching a butter knife threateningly in his fist as his onyx orbs glared menacingly at the religious man standing between his and Hinata's seat. Hidan glared in return backing away carefully before snapping once more at Itachi, "Itachi you fucking weasel! Your brother is freaking me the fuck out!"

The corner of Itachi's lips cocked up in a smirk, not doing anything to take away his sibling's weapon of choice, "Sasuke, a butter knife won't do anything. You should get an actual knife."

"I'll make it work." Sasuke hissed, scooting his chair closer to Hinata's once Hidan backed off. Which she was grateful for as she turned towards him and reached a hand out to clench his shirt nervously. She doesn't want that loud man touching her.

"You fucking Uchihas are crazy." Hidan grumbled, running a hand through his slicked back hair in irritation.

Kisame was grinning as he watched the two sitting down and the way Sasuke's glare faltered slightly when the angel grasped onto his shirt, his onyx orbs darting down to gaze at her for a few seconds before going back to glaring at the silver haired man. The large man couldn't contain his laughter as he nudged Itachi with his elbow, "This is fucking adorable man."

Itachi nodded in agreement before bending down to rest his elbows on the back of Hinata's chair, a hand reaching out to gently touch her shoulder, "Hinata," Lavender eyes peered at him from over her shoulder in question, they peeked nervously at the tall man next to him before going back to him. "Can we just take a peek at your back?"

"Uhm.." Her eyes drifted to the irritated silver haired man before turning back to Itachi with indecisive eyes. "He's not going to...touch me, is he?"

Amusement sparked in his dark eyes at her words, it was Hidan's own fault for acting like a brash asshole that he won't get to feel her scars. Not that he was planning on letting Hidan, of all people, lay a hand on her.

"I won't let him." He assured her and she finally consented with a nod. He had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from grinning when the angel turned back to his little brother and boldly scooted closer, proceeding to bury her face in his neck as her hands clenched the shirt around his waist resulting in his menacing glare faltering into a surprised flustered expression, adam's apple bobbing up and down in a gulp as he struggled to fight down the blush creeping on his cheeks. Itachi had to resist the urge to pinch his baby brother's cheeks as he reached down to lift Hinata's shirt, exposing the two scabbed over wounds on her back.

Kisame grimaced at the sight, "Shit. That looks bad, I can understand why you said she was bleeding everywhere now."

Hidan, however, was practically salivating at the sight. A lecherous grin pulled across his lips as his fingers twitched, itching to touch the closed wounds, "Fuck that's hot. I love my bitches with scars."

That got Sasuke back to snarling like a guard dog as he brandished the butter knife silently towards the perverted man. Itachi frowned and immediately dropped Hinata's shirt back down to cover her wounds, "It's not hot and she's not your bitch."

Kisame shook his head, "I swear, you got some creepy ass tastes Hidan."

The offended man flipped the group off, "Whatever you vanilla fucks."

Sasuke jolted, a shudder running down his spine when Hinata turned her head slightly and he felt her soft lips brush along his sensitive neck. His fingers tightened over the handle of the knife - this angel was going to be the death of him soon.

"Anyways," Hidan bent down to catch Hinata's lavender eyes, he grinned at the small 'eep' that escaped her when she spotted him. "Bitch-"

"Hinata." Sasuke hissed, purposely placing his arm around her waist in attempt to block Hidan off.

"Ugh, fine, Hinata," Hidan rolled his eyes at the Uchiha brat. "Do you know Lord Jashin?"

"L-lord Jashin?" She whispered, watching him nervously to make sure he keeps his distance.

"Yes! Lord Jashin! The great and powerful god!" Hidan exclaimed in excitement, this was his chance to know more about his god. Surely this bitch, ahem, angel - knows him personally.

"Jashin...he's.." Hinata frowned, guts twisting at the fact that this man worships such a being. Knowing that just made her more uncomfortable with him. "He's not a god...he's...he's a demon lord."

Hidan instantly scowled at her words, how dare this bitch say that Jashin is not a god! "You fucking bitch! Jashin is a god not a demon! How dare you spout such blasphemous lies you fu-" He was cut off by Itachi covering his mouth and Kisame restraining him before he could grab Hinata.

"S-S-Sasuke!" Hinata cried in fear, hopping out of her seat and right onto the unsuspecting Uchiha's lap, legs wrapping around his waist as her arms curled around his neck to press completely to him for safety. Sasuke sputtered, face burning a bright red, she wasn't wearing a bra and he could feel everything against his chest not only that but her soft bottom was right on top of it.

She was pressed way too intimately against him that it was making his hormones flare out of control. She attempted to press closer at the sound of Hidan's muffled screaming, unintentionally grinding her bottom against a very sensitive part of Sasuke and sending him further in distress at the friction.

Don't get hard. Don't get hard. Don't get hard. He chanted desperately to himself, fucking Hidan and fucking hormones. They're both ruining his life.

Gagging Hidan with a kitchen towel, Itachi glanced at the clock to see that it was already past eight and looked to see his flustered brother trying to calm the panicking angel down with a red face. He immediately realized that he should have invited the religious idiot over on the weekend instead.

Seems Sasuke will probably be missing school again.