New chapter, this is lloyd and zane ;)

I won't be posting anything this weekend bc I will be in NC at a rodeo. And maybe later than that bc I am sick and I have a habit of sleeping all day… XD

Epic rap battles!

Lloyd V.S. zane!

Jay: look! I gave zane a competitive mode!

Lloyd: and why would you do that?

Jay: I don't have a date tonight…

Zane: lloyd! I got a bone to pick with you!

Lloyd: …

(music starts playing)

Lloyd: NOT AGAIN-

Zane:

It's time for you to know that your acting is lame,

Everyone knows ninjago is over without zane.

You're super immature and I'mdone with your child'splay,

You barely beat the overlord while I had to save the day!

Lloyd: cute. Try this on for size, ya little droid.

I had a golden dragon,I defeated dark with light.

I fulfilled my prophecy and brought day back from night.

and yeah, I did defeat the overlord,

he only came back 'cause of dumb cyrus borg.

Borg: …

Lloyd: you let a boobless chick take a body scan,

And thanks to her,we were attacked by evil tin cans.

And borg,the crippled worm that created pix,

Caused this whole catastrophe and made your survival chance nix.

Cole: what is going on here?!

Jay: lloyd and zane are locked in a pretty tight rap battle.

Cole: I'll get the popcorn! And the cake. Rap battles are nothing without cake.

zane: P.I.X.A.L. is not boobless!

Lloyd: whatever you say.

Zane:

Lets get thing straight, unlike you,I'm not easily captured.

And I have the brains not to touch a baby raptor.

And sure, I'm a robot, and I might be an oldie,

But nobody even knows how you got here, goldie!

Zane:

I'm a hero, a god, so you just shut up.

To defeat the overlord, I blew us both up.

And bro, I brought myself back,

So won't you think twice before talking smack!

Lloyd: ooooh. Wooooow.

I turned golden with my power overloaded,

I blew up a dragon while you just exploded.

Oooh! Who won! Who's next? You decide!

Zane: *splutter* I thought I had that one!?

me: *shrug and troll face*

Lloyd:*wearing sunglasses and throwing money*