Hey everyone and welcome to another story by the 3headed-dragon. This time we're going to the world of Archer. It will of course center around my OC and be a harem. This one will take a while for updates since I'll need to familiarize myself with the series.

"Hello" = talking

"Hello" = thinking

"HELLO" = yelling in rage or surprise

"Hello" = speaking with a distorted voice

"Hello" = speaking a different language

[Hello] = talking through phone or any kind of device.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you may recognize but I do own my OC.

The Violet Devil of ISIS

Chapter 1: The Devil makes a Deal

We see a man in his late 20's walking to a large building that is supposed to look like a dry cleaners. The man was tall standing at 6'0 with brown skin, deep violet eyes, shoulder length black hair with chin length violet bangs, and a lean but muscular frame that showed that he was built for both speed and power. For clothes he wore black dress shoes, black slacks with a black belt, a long sleeved dark violet button up shirt with the top two buttons undone, a wedding ring on his left ring finger, and an open black jacket. This man's name is Hideyoshi (He-Day-Yoshi) Umbra and he is on his way to a meeting.

Walking into the cleaners he waved to the owner before he went over to a wall of washing machines and hit a button that caused them to move aside and show a hidden elevator. Once he stepped into the elevator he pressed the button to go to the top floor. On the way up Hideyoshi couldn't help but sigh as he thought about why he was even here at the supposed secret ISIS Spy Agency building, he really didn't want to be here as ISIS wasn't known for being professional or for having a good track record.

In fact the only reason he was here was because one of his contacts told him that the head woman in charge of ISIS was looking to talk to him. And when the head of a spy agency wants to talk with you then you need to find out why.

When the door opened the first thing he saw was a man standing at 6'2 with a pale skin tone, light blue eyes, and black hair. For clothes he wore black dress shoes, a gray slacks, a white dress shirt with a black tie, and a gray jacket. Hideyoshi just couldn't understand why the man was asking people to smell his clothes. In the end he just decided to ignore the man and walked passed him to a woman with auburn hair and blue eyes, she seemed to be the secretary of the office. Her hair color actually reminded him of his wife's hair.

"Excuse me, can you point me in the direction of Malory Archer's office?" asked Hideyoshi.

"Sure she's down the hall and the first door on the right." said the woman without looking up. Hideyoshi just nodded and went down the hall. He could hear the extra footsteps following him but didn't care as he was here on business, plus it didn't help that two of them were talking loudly about a large sum of money going missing from an account. The fact that they were talking about something so sensitive, so loudly, and around someone they knew wasn't a regular in the office made him appreciate his own team much more and mentally promise to give them all a raise.

Once he found the door he was about to knock until he heard something he really wished he hadn't. Apparently Ms. Archer was having phone sex with someone in her office, god he wished he didn't have to go in there but he was committed now. He knocked on the door three times and waited.

There was the sounds of a curse being said, a phone hanging up, and things be shuffled around before there was an answer of "Come in".

Opening the door Hideyoshi came upon the sight of an elderly woman with fair skin, light blue eyes, and short hair that was in multiple shades of gray. Hideyoshi walked into Malory's office and sat in one of the chairs in front of her desk while everyone that followed him filled in.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" asked Malory with narrowed eyes. This three of the people that followed Hideyoshi to tense up at the fact that someone that Malory didn't know pretty much just walked in the office like it was an everyday thing.

Hideyoshi didn't answer her at first and instead looked around at the people that followed him. There was the man he saw at first and the secretary and then there was a rather tall African American woman standing at 5'11 with shoulder length dark brown hair, green eyes, D-cup breasts, and an athletic figure. She wore a tan colored sweater dress, thigh high heeled boots, and a gun harness around her shoulders.

There was another white guy with brown eyes and black hair though the temples were white. He wore a gray suit with a brown sweater vest under the jacket, black shoes, and glasses.

There was a third white guy in the room with brown eyes, combed back blonde hair, and a mustache. He too wore a gray suit with black shoes and a blue tie.

The final person was a large white woman with blue eyes, and blonde hair done in a bun. She wears a black top, a dark blue skirt, and black heels.

After taking everyone in the office into account Hideyoshi finally decides to answer Malory. "My name his Hideyoshi Umbra but you may know me as the Violet Devil." said Hideyoshi as pretty much everyone flinched at his code name. "I'm here because I hear you've been looking for me and I want to know why." said Hideyoshi.

"First of all I don't know how you came across that information but I suggest you forget it, second I'd like to know how you found this building let alone got in, and finally I have no way of knowing if you are who you say you are." said Malory as she came out of her shock.

"I will not forget this information, your building isn't that hard to find and getting in was even easier, and as for proving who I am; I have no need to as you're the one looking for me." said Hideyoshi.

Malory gazed at Hideyoshi for a while before she nodded. "Very well, since you found me yourself let's talk business. I want to offer you a job." said Malory shocking everyone but Hideyoshi.

"Fine, what's the job and how much are you trying to pay?" asked Hideyoshi.

"Not that kind of job, I want you to come work for ISIS." said Malory.

"Well that's not a first though I am looking for more steady work. You do know that now this is a completely different conversation." said Hideyoshi.

"How so?" asked Malory.

"You want to hire the world's greatest agent, of course there are things you'll have to do in order to have me." said Hideyoshi.

"Um sorry to burst your bubble buddy but I'm the greatest secret agent." said the man that man that looked much like Malory.

"Sorry Sterling Malory Archer, you're good, but I'm the best there is. There isn't a mission I've taken that I haven't completed while you either fail the mission or cause unnecessary damage. Plus you're known as the most dangerous secret agent because you're skilled but also unpredictable, but you're not the best." said Hideyoshi.

"Now back to business, Ms. Archer I'm sorry to say this but the lives of everyone in this room is now in my hands. You see very few people know my actual name and I prefer to keep it like that so anyone who tells someone else my name will be killed along with the person you told. With this information I would put down that phone and not send that text Ms. Poovey." said Hideyoshi will looking straight at Malory.

Everyone turned to Pam and saw that she had her cellphone out with her thumb hovering over the send button, she seemed to actually be thinking about sending the text be a loud bang sounded off and Pam's phone went flying out of her hand with a bullet in the screen. They all turned again and saw Hideyoshi with a black desert eagle in his hand that was pointed at Pam while he was still looking at Malory.

"That was your one warning shot Ms. Poovey, the next time you try to tell someone my name you and them will die." said Hideyoshi as he put his gun away.

"So you really are the Violet Devil, I've heard that you've killed even former clients for trying to reveal your name and now I know that's true. Tel mel how do you know Archer's and Pam's names." said Malory.

"I know a lot of things. Along with Archer, Mr. Gillette and Ms. Kane are your best field agents. Mr. Figgis is your accountant, Ms. Poovey is your social worker, Cheryl is your secretary, and you have scientist by the name of krieger. Archer and Lana used to be in a relationship but now Lana is in a relationship with Cyril." said Hideyoshi shocking everyone that he knew so much about them.

"Anyway, what will it take to get you to work here?" asked Malory.

"First you will pay me $15,000 dollars a week, second you will not tell anyone my actual name or use it while out on missions, third I get to continue taking private contracts on my own but I will give a cut of the profits to ISIS, fourth I have the right to reject doing certain missions, fifth all of my money and financial dealing with ISIS will be handled by my own accountant, and sixth any personal information on me will not be kept in the ISIS database." said Hideyoshi.

Malory was quiet as she thought about Hideyoshi's demands. Normally she wouldn't even consider giving him all of that but she knew of his reputation and it was that reputation that told her that he would be better to have him work for her rather than someone else, plus it was clear he could easily kill them all. Malory knew what was going on with this deal, it was either take the deal or die and she did not want to die. Hideyoshi basically had her bent over her desk with him standing behind her ready to give her a harsh pounding that she had no power to resist. The image of him doing that sent a pleasurable shiver down her spine (never going to happen, never, just...no...AAAAAHHHHH THE IMAGE IS IN MY BRAIN!).

"Very well I can agree to that, is there anything else?" asked Malory.

"Yes, you should know that with me working for you that will open a lot of doors for ISIS. My clients will most likely still only want me doing the job but there is a chance they'll want to test out your agents. These missions won't be easy as you might have to assassinate high profile targets, steal information from foreign countries, take down governments, take down rebellions, and you'll need to do all this without getting caught or leaving a trail back to the client. If you believe you can handle these missions in a professional manner then by all means take the mission, but if you can't then I suggest leaving the mission to me because if the client is unhappy with your performance then there is a chance they will tell their very high up friends and everyone but me will be listed as incompetent and you'll have even fewer clients than you do now." said Hideyoshi before he paused in order to let that information sink in. "You are also not just getting me in this deal but my team as well and when I say my team is the best I mean they are the best, you'll never find people better at doing what they do." said Hideyoshi.

"I assure you ISIS can handle any mission your clients throw at us." said Malory while slightly glaring at her son knowing that his behavior could be very costly for them down the line. She was also happy that she was getting a whole team out of this deal and since he didn't say anything about paying them that meant either their payment was coming out of his $15,000 dollars a week payment or he was going to pay them out of his own pocket. Either way she had more people working for her that she didn't have to directly pay.

"Very well then, my people should have a contract ready for you to read over and sign by the this time tomorrow. Until then, as a show of good faith I'll help you with your mole problem, good day everyone." said Hideyoshi as he stood up and walked out of the office.

"So he even knew about our mole." said Malory.

"Wait, there really is a mole?" asked a surprised Archer as he thought he made that up.

OUTSIDE WITH HIDEYOSHI

Hideyoshi took out his phone and dialed a number and waited for the person to pick up.

[Hey Boss, what's up?]- asked the female voice that picked up the phone.

[Hey Rin, I just finished my meeting with Malory Archer and decided to help them out with their mole problem. Have you figured out who it is yet?]- asked Hideyoshi.

[Almost, I should have a name for you by tonight.]- said Rin.

[Good, keep me up to date on your progress and tell the others that we'll have a lot of work ahead of us soon.]- said Hideyoshi.

[Sure thing Boss.]- said Rin before they both hung up. With that over with Hideyoshi got into a cab and directed it to his house.

HIDEYOSHI'S HOUSE

Arriving at his house or rather large mansion, Hideyoshi walked through the front gate, up the driveway, and opened the front door to his 2 story, 10 bedroom, 5 bathroom mansion. As soon as he was in the front door he was greeted by a man from his right side.

"Ah welcome home Master Hide (He-Day), I trust all went well in your meeting." said the man.

"Yes William all went well. How were things here?" asked Hideyoshi.

"Everything was fine here Master Hide, the Mrs. has even made dinner." said William. William is a rather tall man standing 6'4 with fair skin, a strong build, smoothed back blonde hair, and gray eyes. For clothes he wore a regular butler's outfit with white gloves. William looked to be a man in his early 30's when he was actually 45. He has been Hideyoshi's butler for years and was a dear and trusted friend of the family.

Hideyoshi paused when he heard that, he loved his wife very much but when it came to cooking she wasn't exactly….safe. "Please tell me nothing caught fire this time." pleaded Hideyoshi.

"Actually you are correct Master Hide, nothing caught fire this time and everything looked eatable." said William.

"Well that's good, I'm glad she's finally getting the hang of cooking." said Hideyoshi.

"Oh Honey you're home." said a female voice from the top of the stairs. Turning to the stairs Hideyoshi saw a beautiful woman of about average height with fair skin, long red hair, green eyes, an amazing figure, large G-cup breasts, and a large jiggly ass. She wore a flowing dark purple dress that tied behind her neck with a deep neckline showing a lot of cleavage and high heel pumps. On her left hand is a wedding ring with a rather large diamond. This woman is Juliana Umbra, Hideyoshi's wife of 4 years.

Making her way down the stairs with her breasts bouncing with each step, once Juliana reached her husband she wrapped her arms around his neck and gave him a deep kiss while Hideyoshi wrapped his arms around her waist and squeezed her ass. Their tongues battled each other for a full minute before they broke the kiss but didn't let go of each other.

"I made dinner tonight Honey." said Juliana.

"So I hear, let me go up stairs to freshen up for dinner then once we're done we can have….dessert." said Hideyoshi suggestively. Juliana shivered pleasantly at this she kissed him again before walking into the kitchen while Hideyoshi went up stairs to the Master Bedroom. Once he reached the room Hideyoshi was met by being jumped on by two dogs. The first being a white Pitbull he had named Zeus and the second was a Doberman he named Hades. After greeting them and then freshening up he went back down stairs to the dining room and had dinner with Juliana. To his surprise it was actually good, he made sure to compliment her on her cooking because he could still very clearly remember the times he had to choke down food he was sure rats wouldn't eat.

After dinner we find Hideyoshi and Juliana on the couch making out heavily with her straddling him so his hands were on her ass while she pressed her large breasts against him.

"What do you say we take this to the bedroom Dear?" asked Juliana.

"I say let's go." said Hideyoshi as he spanked her ass and caused her to moan. Before they could go anywhere though Hideyoshi's phone started to ring, seeing that it was Rin he knew he couldn't ignore it or else she'd chew him out later. So instead of dealing with that and knowing that Juliana understood he answered the phone.

[What's going on Rin?]- asked Hideyoshi.

[I got the information you wanted. Mole is Crenshaw but his real name is Kremenski and He's a russian spy, he's planning to steal $50,000 dollars from Archer's account then flee the country.]- said Rin.

[Good work Rin. You'll see my appreciation for your work when I pay you this week, though next time try being a little faster as you just ruin sex time with my wife.]- said Hideyoshi.

[Sorry Boss, I would have called you sooner but I got caught up with something.]- said Rin.

[That's code for you just got done having sex with Liz. By the way remind Liz to send Malory the contract for her to sign in the morning.]- said Hideyoshi before he hung up.

"Sorry Dear but I have something to finish though it shouldn't take more than a few minutes." said Hideyoshi.

"Fine Honey but hurry back, I'll be in our room waiting." said Juliana before giving him a deep kiss then going up stairs.

With that Hideyoshi walked out to the large attached garage where upon turning on the light he saw a large collection of cars, trucks, and motorcycles.

"Hmmm, which one to take?" Hideyoshi asked himself while looking over his options. He stopped in front of a black 2010 Mustang GT with dark violet racing stripes. "Ah of course I should take my baby." said Hideyoshi before he got in the car and left.

When he arrived at the ISIS he came upon the sight of Malory being held hostage and for some reason he couldn't understand Archer was holding Lana hostage. Quickly getting out of the car and moving closer he heard Kremenski taunting Archer about his mother's death before hearing something really disturbing.

"OH MY GOD!" scream Lana in disgust.

"Yes it's rather gruesome isn't it?" asked Kremenski.

"No, he has an erection!" yelled Lana.

Letting go of Malory in his disgust Kremenski was about to comment on that before he was tackled to the ground by Hideyoshi right before Archer could shoot him in the chest and head.

"What the hell, I had him!" yelled Archer. Ignoring Archer, Hideyoshi quickly dislocated both of Kremenki's shoulders before standing up and stomping on his right ankle hard enough to break it.

"AHHH FUCK! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" yelled Kremenski in pain.

"You don't need to know who I am." said Hideyoshi before he stomped on Kremenski's face and knocked him out. "You almost fucked up Archer, you forget that this man was a mole and therefore has information on not only ISIS but the KGB as well. He needs to be interrogated in order to find out how much information he's given out and have him give us information about the KGB." said Hideyoshi as lifted Kremenski up onto his shoulder.

"He right, the KGB now has information on us while we have nothing on them. But who's going to do the interrogation since Kremenski was in charge of that?" asked Lana.

"Leave that to me Ms. Kane, there is a member of my team that loves to cause people pain. Any and all information we get out of him will be recorded and delivered tomorrow, until then I wish you all a goodnight." said Hideyoshi before throwing Kremenski into his trunk and driving off.

"Wow, that is a man that knows how to do his job." said Lana impressed with a small blush on her cheeks, Cyril did not like that look.

"Oh please I could hav-ow, ow, OW!" said Archer before his mother started hitting him.

"I'm held at gunpoint and threatened and you pop a boner!" said Malory as she continued to hit her son. Once she got her frustrations out she turned to Lana. "And yes Lana he does know how to do his job and we should be glad that as soon as I sign that contract he'll be working with us. There's a reason he's the best of the best." said Malory.

Well everyone I hope you liked this knew story. Just so you know next on my updating list is Springfield's New Resident, Rise of Project Obsidian, Umbra Soul, and Duel Bending Guardian. Once those stories are updated I will Update Naruto Demigod Youkai. I would also like to let you guys know that I will be making a list of Stories that I will mainly focus on while the rest will become stories I work on whenever I have writer's block, this will be one of those stories.

Harem

Juliana, Cheryl, Katya, Lana, Pita, Ana Maria Delgado, Framboise, Keiko and her twin Kyoki (Keiko's twin was never given a name as far as I know so I just gave her one)

Well that's it for now everyone remember to Fav., Follow, and Review and as always listen for when the Dragon Roars!