Episode 1

Discalmer: let it started

"Hello." The mystic being said to the eight teens. "Wait, another season came!" "Good guess Nora." After everyone is sited, D.S. play the show.

{opening title}

Team RWBY were packing up for a road trip with Ruby putting random stuff into the trunk, Yang filming all with a camera, Weiss on the front left bummer smiling for her shot, and Blake on the shotgun looking boring. 'This going to be the best heckling road trip ever!" "Almost done packing the anestrous." She then pulls out a paddle ball. "Hm…Do I really need this, or I need two!" She takes out a second. On the road, Yang drive with Ruby filming next to her. Blake look up from her book and notice something missing. "Guys, I feel like we're forgetting something." "They left us again, didn't they?" Jaune said to Ren as they wear sun hats and packed bags. "let's play some road tunes." Yang turn on the radio as ruby eat chips. "We're getting reports about a mysterious woman kidnaping hitchhiker for what is being describe as, nefarious reason." The sisters look worry as Weiss point something out. "Honestly, who would be dumb enough to get into a car with a stranger weirdo?" Cinder stop next to the boys. "Hello victims, I mean, you boys look like you could use a ride." "I don't think that would be a good idea scary lady." Ren, being the reasonable voice, said. "Okay, but I got… candy." With the items in sight, Jaune zoom in faster that anyone do before. "Sure, why start being sensible now." Ren point out as Jaune got the treats.

The boys stare at the all-girl team. "Sorry?" "I hope to smash her legs." "She doesn't seem bad?" 'She going to take Jaune away if I'm not careful!'

Prof. Port came out from some bushes. "ha-ha, did I scary you? That because my bare hands are lethal weapons! Unfornedly, not everyone is blessing with such deadly appendages. And sometime, someone as barrel as me need to use an actually weapon." His title came up as he spins his weapon. "That's why today I teach you how to make your own custom weapon. Unguarded villain!" He blasts a hole on a tree as the camera man got to the other side. (I think it's Oobleck filming) "Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" Port roll through as Velvet's bunny ears pop out of a bush. "You need to gather metals from the most trager mountain tops as well as woods from dark, forbidden forests. And of course, several pints of your own blood." Velvet's head follows out. "Some of you won't survive the prosess but if you do live, you have a one-of-a-kind manly weapon that-" Velvet have copy port's weapon at hold her giggle as she made funny of her teacher. "Well, sure but it's not manly as the real deal." Velvet copy his mustache. "Oh-ho, no one could appose me and my manly mustache." "hey now, don't retacue the." "Grrr, I am the manliness." "Okay, okay, I get it." "bow down to my facials hair." *sign* "I'm going back to the bushes." "Respect the mustache."

"Did anyone think Velvet bullys Port at that time." It was half and half.

"Fasten in your seatbelt boys, it going to be a nefarious ride." Cinder locks all the doors in the car. "It's a trap, she uses the child safety locks, but we're neither children or safe!" Ren freak out but Jaune got this. "Leave this to me, I think I can get us out of here." He begins to sing annoyingly that Cinder break. "Enough, no nefarious plan is worth this torcher! Get out!" She kicks them out and drove away. "Who knew being annoying can come in handy?" "I grew up with 7 sisters, it was my only defense." Jaune got frighten by his childhood while Ren got angry. "next time I see the girls; they are in so much trouble." In the same moment, team RWBY was in a car chase, with Yang driving crazy, Blake throwing their stuff, Weiss sending some ice shard, and Ruby using Crescent Rose to hang onto the car with a bag of Lien. "How did you accidently rob a bank?" "I don't know; it's happen so fast!" "Look, there's a road block ahead." "Looks like we're going to have to jump!"

"How?" "Don't know." "No." "What?" "Awesome!" "Really?" "Yup." "It's okay." 'Must protect him from them.' "Until next time."