Hey everyguys! It's been a while, hasn't it? So, to start off, I am putting all of my stories on hold because I just knew I had to make this. I'm serious, people. This may be my best story yet.

Now, a couple of things:

I don't own RWBY or Red vs Blue, yadda yadda yadda, all that stuff.

This is based off of another author's work. DocTokuMA's RvBvRWBY is a two-story series (Sort of.), where teams RWBY and JNPR are sent into the world of RvB. If you want to understand some of the plot, you will need to go ahead and check out his stories. So I guess this is a fanfiction of a fanfiction. I will post a link at the end of this chapter. I don't think this is against the rules, I checked and they didn't say anything. so YOLO.

This takes place during Season 7 of Red vs Blue. South Dakota will not be in the story, it will be explained.

That's pretty much all I have to say. DocToku, I hope this is ok, please don't run me over with a Warthog. Enjoy!

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Beacon Academy. The most prestigious learning center for students yearning to become Hunters and Huntresses in all of Remnant. And in that Academy, were two teams, both of which contained the cream of what was available in this most reputable school. Team RWBY and JNPR, to be exact. however, today, they weren't exactly performing at what would be their peak proficiency.

Jaune Arc wobbled onto the floor, as the Boarbatusk threatened to flatten him with it's huge tusks. He yelped, and covered his eyes, waiting for the inevitable.

A shot rang out through the building, and Jaune moved his fingers apart so he could see. There stood Professor Port with his axe/gun, pointed at where the Boarbatusk used to be.

He reached a hand out to the young man, and stood him upright.

"Be mindful, Mister Arc. Those tusks may not look very threatening, but they pack quite a wallop." He said to Jaune.

Jaune nodded. "Y-yes, Professor."

He sat down in his seat, next to Pyrrha, who looked at him with a sad smile.

"I am most intrigued. Teams RWBY and JNPR, you have been performing at a lower level than what I would usually expect this quarter. I feel I must ask. Is there something the matter?" The Professor inquired.

The eight kids all looked at each other for a moment, before Ruby spoke up.

"U-um, no, Sir. We just…" She looked at Jaune.

"We haven't been getting alot of sleep lately." Jaune answered.

"Y-Yeah," Ruby agreed.

Professor Port raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm. Well, I suppose I need not remind you that sleep is very important in the life of a Hunter, or a Huntress. Oh! Speaking of sleep, allow me to tell you the tale of when I…"

After class, the two teams congregated in the mess hall.

"We can't keep slumping about because of what happened." Pyrrha stated. "It's beginning to affect our grades."

Yang nodded. "Pyrrha's right. We couldn't have done anything to affect what would've happened to Church."

Ruby looked down. "Yeah, but it seems like we always leave at the worst possible times!"

Blake put a hand on her shoulder. "Cheer up, Ruby. Weiss said that the very best Schnee scientists were working on making another portal. Last we heard, they were very close to making a breakthrough."

Ruby perked up. "Thanks, Blake. It's just, all this waiting is sooo cruel!"

"Well, wait no longer!" Everyone turned around, just to see Weiss make her way over to the table.

"Weiss! Where were you?" Ruby questioned.

"Only finding out that the Schnee Dust Company is now in possession of a portal!" She exclaimed.

"Yessss!" Ruby cheered. Everyone had a bright smile on their face. They were going back!

"Umm, how did you manage to keep this a secret from, well, everyone?" Yang asked, a little paranoid.

Weiss shrugged.

"It's amazing what someone will do if you give them enough lien to swim in." Weiss said, winking.

"Nice thinking, Princess!" Yang chuckled.

"Okay, tonight, meet at the Beacon launch platforms. I set up the portal there. Got it?" Weiss explained.

"Got it!" Was everyone else's reply.

The shattered moon lit the night sky over the Emerald Forest. From the cliff where their adventure had all began, the two teams could see everything.

"Hey, there's where we rode the Nevermore!" Ruby said, pointing to another cliff.

"That was a stupid idea." Weiss reminded her. "We were lucky to survive that."

Ruby just rolled her eyes.

"Is it ready?" Ren asked.

"Yep." Weiss replied "I just need to flip this switch, and here we go!"

A bright light shone from the device. Circuits whirred. Gears turned. Computers beeped. Then, a green light appeared.

"Everyone, this is the day we've been waiting for." Ruby said. "This is the day we open up the door!"

Yang raised an eyebrow. "Huh. I swear I heard that before. Can't think of where."

"C'mon, guys! Let's go!" Nora exclaimed, before (somehow) picking up all of her friends.

"W-woah! Nora!" Jaune shouted.

"Wait! I haven't calibrated who we're gonna teleport to!" Weiss said, but it was too late. Nora had thrown them all in the green light, and jumped in herself.

In the middle of a desert, two alien elites walked side-by-side, with their plasma-based weapons at their sides...

Ruby landed in the sand, with Yang at her side.

"Sooo… Where do you think we are?" Ruby asked, brushing sand off her cloak.

Yang shrugged. "Beats me."

Ruby looked around. "Hmmm… A desert, huh? I guess we aren't in Blood Gulch."

"Or… Anywhere for that matter," Came a voice from behind them, as they turned around and saw Blake and Weiss getting up off of the ground.

"Heh. Well, at least we don't start out with guns pointed at us!" Ruby said. Everyone laughed.

"Yes, I agree." Weiss added.

That was when they all heard the sound guns clicking and devices charging. Turning around, they saw a huge hulking beast, pointing some kind of weapon with purple spikes protruding from the top at the four.

"Blarg Blarg!"

Looking around, they saw that they were now encircled by these creatures as well as some humans in white armor.

"Great." Ruby groaned.

"This is gonna be a running gag, isn't it?" Yang asked no one in particular.

"Yup." Blake answered.

Eh? Ehhhhhhhh? Whaddya think?