Til Death Do Us Part~

Summary—"So…how was the honeymoon?"

DNON

A/N-Last one for now. I hope you enjoyed these random-ish shorties.

I want to thank Sakura's Unicorn. Girl, I don't know how you always have so much patience with my endless and strange story worms. xDD And fanofthisfiction, thanks for inviting me to the Show Me the Love Challenge for the FRM.

Thank you all for reading my tales!

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Til Death Do Us Part~

By Kaze & Kiba

Summary—"So…how was the honeymoon?"

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"Sasuke-kun," Sakura sighed impatiently. "It's getting hot."

"I'm thinking."

"Think faster!"

"Quit worrying."

"If I wasn't tied to you, I'd leave you right here to fry, mister."

"Hn."

Despite the fact that they were hanging by their wrists, chests pressed together, ten feet above a giant vat of boiling oil, Sasuke still managed to look calm and collected. Meanwhile, Sakura shifted against him uncomfortably, sweat running down the side of her face.

"All this is your fault anyway." After all, she thought, it was Sasuke who'd insulted the tribal leaders of this secluded, island village and the punishment was death.

He remained silent, eyes closed, as if he was taking a nap. Now, she was starting to get really mad.

"You know, if you wanted to get yourself executed, you could've left me out of it."

"Tch. You can't live without me." His lip twisted in that wicked, little twitch that maddened her so. In retaliation, Sakura wiggled and shifted again, rubbing her breasts across his chest in that way that she knew drove him crazy.

"Oh, I don't know," she sighed lustily. "I might've been happy here. The son of the tribe's leader seemed to have taken quite a liking to me."

Sasuke frowned and she giggled.

"You didn't have to smile at him," he snarled.

"Me?! You didn't have to punch him out!"

"Yes, I did!"

"You're so cute when you're jealous,' she said, kissing his cheek. "You know I love you, Sasuke-kun."

He grunted and smirked. "'Til death do us part?"

"Ha, ha. I never knew you were this funny."

"Good to know that I can still surprise you," he said, arrogant as ever.

"Yes. I suppose so, Sasuke-kun," she agreed, shifting again as a bead of sweat ran down her side, making her itch. "Well, whatever you're going to do, you better do it soon. I don't think all that hot oil will be very good for the baby."

"Baby?!" Sasuke jerked his head back so fast that the rope began to sway them back and forth.

She smiled shyly. "Yes, Sasuke-kun. You're going to be a daddy."

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"

A giant hawk swooped down and sliced through the rope with its razor-sharp beak. Sasuke and Sakura landed safely on its back before it soared off into the night.

As the tribesmen screamed for their blood, Sasuke kissed his wife, saying, "No more exotic honeymoons."

Sakura giggled until he kissed her into silence.

~The End~