Albatross

Once more the pirates have left port,

Once more they sail the sea.

The ocean's theirs to plunder,

They shall bring misery.

With pistol, cannon, cutlass,

They're the terror of the waves.

A gang of thieves upon the ocean,

Wage activities depraved.

But then one day a pirate drunk,

His wits still at a loss,

He shoots a large seafaring bird,

By name of albatross.

The skies above they darken.

Day soon turns to night.

The pirates look up to the clouds,

Their faces all in fright.

Lightning comes down from the heavens,

Obliterates the mast.

The first part of their judgement,

But by no means the last.

Fire starts to take their ship.

The sea breeze turns to gale.

By wind and water, fire,

By the elements they're assailed.

The waves are now like mountains,

Lightning and thunder clash.

Again, again, their ship is pounded,

With the force of water's crash.

And then at last, their greatest terror,

A kraken does arise.

Its tentacles reach upwards,

Towards the tortured skies.

Pistols, swords, and cannon,

The beast they try to slay.

But nothing stops the kraken,

The pirates won't be saved.

Their boat is split into fragments,

They swim for their dear lives.

Through the icy waters dark,

Chill cuts through them like knives.

The kraken, it does not pursue,

But sharks quickly move in.

Blood fills the water, screams the air,

Death makes a wailing din.

By daybreak, only one man remains,

Alive while the crew lost.

The least worthy of them all,

For he shot the albatross.

The debris, it takes him to an island,

Sand with scattering of trees.

Little food, no sign of water,

But least he's escaped from touch of sea.

He lies down upon the beach,

Knows that here he's doomed to die.

But in the air he sees something,

From the corner of his eye.

He springs up from weary rest,

Sits up upon golden sand.

Before him is a massive bird,

An albatross so grand.

Wordlessly it stares at him,

Then in silence off it flies.

Justice, at last's been delivered,

On this island he shall die.

So take heed all buccaneers,

Regardless what you believe.

Justice shall take you in the end,

Upon the Sea of Thieves.


A/N

With all due credit to Samuel Taylor Coleridge for somewhat obvious reasons.