A small white mouse is in a red armchair, as a taller mouse with a bulbous red nose appeared.

"Gee, Brain! What do you want to do, tonight?" The tall mouse asked the big-headed mouse.

Brain replied, "Well, not the same thing we do every night, Pinky… But I will put a pin on that."

He held up a piece of cheese and said to the audience, "Hello, I am The Brain. And this is my associate, Pinky."

Pinky waved, "Hello, Miz-K Viewers~! NARF!"

The Brain said, "I humbly apologize if my absenteeism wasn't noticed, since I was busy with the enormous pronouncement that has relegated my career to an all-time high, in comparison to other hit TV Shows. That being Animaniacs is getting a Netflix Reboot, coming in 2020. Yes! I am smiling, though it looks like I am not."

He added, "Also, I have taken a leave of absence, now that Seina Katsura and Mayura Ichikawa has been decommissioned as Cucumber's lackeys and stooges. Tonight, Pinky and I are going to show you some exclusive and never-before-seen interviews and clips, left out of Miz-K Fanfic 200. Last time, it was one endless madcap of skits and interviews, leftover from the cutting room floor. And do not worry. NO Seina God Powers, this time around. With that being said, enjoy the uncouth and barbaric randomness that is the Miz-K Fanfic 200 Bonus Special. Thank you."

The blonde little girl in pigtails appeared, as she was about to speak. She grinned, and said-.

Harima showed up, in front of her, and shouted, "You were expecting The Bratty Girl that is about to tell you something? TOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! HARIMA TIME STARTS RIGHT NOW! WAH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

Miz-K Takase 200th Fanfic Special
BONUS Edition

The first scene shows the delivery of Motoko Kusanagi, in the back door of Cucumber's museum. He signed the clipboard and said, "Alright, roll it right down in. Okay."

He shut the door, and called from behind the door, "Believe me, you do not want to see this."

Lost Interview #1 – Night Raid Bankruptcy

(Akame Robot, Cucumber's slave): I know my company went out of business, but Cucumber still tends to me, likewise Esdeath 7000. And we had nowhere left to go. But luckily, we wanted to work part-time with Maidens for Hire.
Koyomi Mizuhara was once a creator of sex robots, before she toned down to family-friendly user-related domestic droids. She and her staff were nice enough to take my measurements. But my boobs… My boobs were a flaw in the problem… See, they were too big. And mass is a problem. Mass. Mass. My boobs rock. Mass. Mass.

Akame started to beep and whir, as she said, "Insert boob joke here. But to be fair, Cucumber didn't mind it. He did not create the Maidens for Hire. He created the Cucumber World, and even me. I am happy to have Maidens for Hire as a company to call home. Home."

She beeped, and started to jerk a bit, "Home. I am Akame. I am home. I am Cucumber's sex slave."

She beeped loudly, "Malfunction! Malfunction! Safety lock disa-a-a-aaaabled! Shutting down!"

She bowed down, and rebooted herself. She then responded, "I know my company went out of business, but Cucumber still tends to me, likewise Esdeath 7000."

Apparently, she restarted her interview, without saving. That's what happens when Cucumber buys cheap malfunctioning robots. They never give him satisfaction.

(Bacon): Bacon, bacon, needs more bacon.

Lost Interview #2 – Tohru Honda's New Catch

(Tohru Honda): Seina and Mayura told me about Harima and Eri. They're off my friends list.

(Interviewer): Yes, we have already heard it from the others.

(Tohru): OH! Then, I won't mention it. See, I was okay being a yandere in the stories, but I wanted to learn more about my family's legacy. Taking Tenma's advice, the cute girl in the pigtails, she told me to create a brand-new character, other than myself. Tenma did her Tenma Bunny Robot, and Hana became the mystical Hanajima. Eri was E.R.I., her android double… Poor Eri… She lost herself, when she became a robot girl, losing her mind… and over that jerk, Harima. Uh, we did mention it, right?

(Interviewer): Yes, we have.

(Tohru): Okay, I'll remind myself not to. Anyways, what happened next, Seina & Mayura wanted to make me change out of the yandere role, and into a playful role. There was this new café opening, owned by Xavier Woods, and it's called UpUpDownDown Diner. It has everything: video games, food, Booty-Os, ice cream, flapjacks, and even all-day breakfast. It was like a breakfast nook, for gamers that want to cram into a hard level. Me, I'd prefer a soothing indie game, with puzzles. But I'm no good on it. That was when Aya Hoshino introduced me to a movie I saw, called Nightmare on Elm Street 4. And I was hooked. But this new catch is to become a sweet girl turned innocent victim. That is how I birthed the alter-ego, Remy Snowflake.
I guess, apparently, I'm still a yandere, in today's line of work. You know, maybe I can see Kenji Harima, and stab him in the heart, the scumbag. He broke up with Eri. Remy Snowflake can take care of his black heart.

(June Nevins, in pitch black): I can't believe this… 2018 has become a celebratory great year so far, and already it's in the shitter, already in March. I fucking hate 2018 now, since President Trump wants to ruin our ways of hunger into poverty. Not to mention the Florida shooting, Net Neutrality, and even-. OH! AHEM! Am I on? Sorry, but I was venting a bit.
Anyways, and now, from the studios in Raspberry Heaven, Azumanga, The 6 O'Clock News with Emily Maynard.

(Emily Maynard is sitting in the news desk)

*The "Hi-Tops Video" theme plays*

Emily, a girl in chestnut blonde hair, wearing a dark blue suit, was sitting in the desk. She announced, "Good evening. I am Emily Maynard, reporting live from our new studio, in Raspberry Heaven, Azumanga, Texas. Wow, what a 200th Fan Fic Special we had. And already, the greatest 2018 we had, which turned out to be bollocks!"

June said, "Sorry. But I already mentioned it, on the air. Forgive me, ma'am."

Emily said, "Oh. Alright. At least we made it, in time for the finale. The things I do for the Pound Note.
Anyways, we have top stories, on the way. Reports are made that the older fanfic story, Azumanga Rumble, has been officially cancelled, and is now incomplete. Miz-K Takase stated that he has ran out of ideas on what comes next, and after the shocking news of the breakup between Kenji Harima and Eri Sawachika. When asked if the fanfic will be resumed, with brand-new chapters and competitions for Azumanga Daioh and School Rumble, he has stated that as long as the School Rumble World has been torn apart, because of heartbreak and robot girls, I have no use for this story, anymore. I can't say the same for him, since it's been five and a half years, since the last chapter. For those who are anxious for the newest chapter to that, we apologize, on behalf of Miz-K Productions.
In other news, speaking of School Rumble, we can confirm that Tenma and Yakumo Tsukamoto are androids, created by-. AHEM! I am NOT mentioning this garbage! When are going to stop this robo-epidemic? I know that we have introduced Ty Ko Ky, female ninjas with big breasts, vampires, and parodies of popular anime, but this is ridiculous!"

She sighed and said, "Anyways, it's all true. No further details on why, as Chachamaru has officially adopted them, as her robot daughters. COME ON! She's in a love labyrinth with Negi Springfield! Don't I get any fembot love, too?"

She blushed, and said, "To be honest, I'd rather clamp Enju Saion-Ji's huge breasts, again."

June huffed, "I told you not to go near her, when she is angry."

Miz-K NOTE: Since late 2017, Emily Maynard comes out of the closet as being a lesbian.

The blonde girl peered in the left side, as Emily continued, "BREAKING NEWS! Mio Akiyama and Geo Stelar have eloped to parts unknown, after MegaStar's dual performance in Club Adonis. Sonia Strumm refused to comment, as it is personal between Mio & Geo. In related news, Seina Katsura and Mayura Ichikawa has been given the pink slip to Miz-K Productions. In short, Mr. McMahon is given these two words for them. But I'm sorry. He's now known as Mr. McMagnus, and we are refusing to air you the "You're Fired" meme, since Content Control has barred us from using ANY WWE references, any further, since we mentioned the café, UpUpDownDown Diner. Both girls have mysteriously disappeared, after that. But the world is happy that Tohka Yatogami, Ayame Kajou, and Hinata & Hikage Miyakawa have returned."

Michelle Nevins, a woman in a dark blue blazer and jeans, with her brown hair in a tuxedo braid, was fuming in her house.

"BOLLOCKS! I can't believe most of The Gang, including myself, have been excluded from the damnable 200th fanfic!" She complained, in a British accent, "Not only I am single, I have to be the equal to Old Joseph Joestar. GOD! I hope Act Zero airs, after this damned fic is over with. Well, I might as well have some tacos for dinner."

She went to the kitchen, and opened the fridge. She saw a frozen taco, which has a note on it. It said "DO NOT EAT! This taco is frostbitten!"

Michelle clasped her hands on her face and roared in fright, "OHHHH, MYYYY, GAAAAWD!"

A view of Eagle Land is shown, as June narrates, offscreen.

"The Miz-K 200th Fan Fic Special is sponsored by Eagle Land! Visit Philadelphia, today, and watch our eagles fly! Eagle Land – proud eagle habitat and theme park of the Super Bowl 52 Champion Philadelphia Eagles, the slayers of the New England Cheaters! Patriots suck!"

Three technicians are carrying the motionless Tenma Bunny away, as Yakumo was removed of her clothing, without her head and arms. Her upper body was pulled out, and detached, placed into a huge bin. They threw out her lower body into the bin, and rolled her away. A fourth technician went to the camera and shut it off, avoiding any information.

Ropponmatsu 2, a girl in short purple hair with pink bangs, was reading about "Moé! Ninja Girls!", and was furious. She said to the fourth wall, "These girls have big boobies! But this Cy girl really makes me meanie-pants! I should teach these ninja girls a lesson!"

She stood up and marched off. She stepped out of the door, and left to locate Mizaki School.

(French narrator): Two hours later…

Ropponmatsu 2 is at home, just a head, smoked from her head, with bruises and abrasions, and with a kunai knife in her left eye. She beeped, as she was badly hurt, "Fuck!"

Needless to say, she was attacked by all the Ninja Girls. Can't say why.

Emily was at the news desk, as the news continued.

"Tonight's weather is at a cool 40 degrees, as spring is closer. Azumanga, Texas will have a brisk 76 degrees, today, as it's always sunny in Azumanga, unlike Philadelphia, with suffered a massive snowstorm, before the spring thaw. Well, they won a Super Bowl, finally, but Mother Nature didn't have to be such a bitch.
Snow World is still at its record-setting subzero weather, at 12 below subzero. But it didn't make sense, but who cares?
In other news, Sterling Archer is still in a coma, as 2019 will be the end of his life, since Archer is ending that year, after Season 10. And I thought it would be over with, since Sealab 2021 was a godawful piece of shit, and Frisky Dingo didn't last."

The blonde girl was peering to the right, during Emily's talk.

Lost Interview #3 – I am Santa Claus!

(Cy Tokakushi): Well… I wemember that I played Santa Claus~! I did the Chwistmas episode with Soo moogi Kodoboogi and Gindy.

Miz-K NOTE: The rest of this lost interview will be fully told clearly in subtitles, since Cy talks like a toddler.

(Cy): When I asked about this, I wanted to be a part of the Christmas story. But… I get to play as Santa, near the end. To be honest, I had but two roles in this story, and the hardest part was meeting Mugi and Ginti, together. Ginti was a bit annoyed, when I told them I was an android. Though, he did kinda black-balled me, about the whole robot issue… But Mugi found me adorable. And I got to meet Mugi & Ginti's son, Mugo, too.
While Fate: Haunted School was my debut in the fanfic world, and I did appear in "Moé! Ninja Girls! Season 7", I am happy that my biggest role was in the Christmas Fic, with Mugi & Ginti.

(Cy laughs)

(Cy): I wanna dooit again, next year~! Maybe as a new doll for someone! Maybe onii-chan? Or Akawi? Mew-Mew? ANYONE!
But NO Howwah stuff! I almost bwoke, because of that bad, bad teacher ghost lady!

Lost Interview #4 – The NEW Shane McMahon

(Satsuki Kiryuin): My name is Satsuki Kiryuin, and I am from Kill la Kill. And I am Ryuko Matoi's sister. Was I a bloodthirsty resurgent, when we did The Authority fic? Yes. Was I cold as steel? Yes. Was I helpful to the cause? Yes.
Of course, having to try new foods, other than tea and Hamburg steaks, was no deal. I did enjoy the Big Angry Giant's chicken pizza. He gave me a number to Pizza Hut, since it's the only place that serves stuffed crust pizzas. How could I refuse? After that, I wanted to become the total opposite to Stephanie McMahon. I would be Shane McMahon. However, I will not stand by, and be a foolish footloose shuffling lunatic. I am NOT like Shane McMahon!

Click!
Her heel clicked. She stood up and called out, "VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! HEED MORE WORDS OF WISDOM, WHEN YOU THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS!
FEAR IS FREEDOM!
SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION!
CONTRADICTION IS TRUTH!
THOSE are words that I live by!"

She bellowed, "AND YOU, MR. MCMAHON, WILL LEARN TO ABIDE BY IT… YOU PIG OF A FACIST FAMILY!"

Her aura shined brightly, as she was standing tall, in an intimidating scowl.

NOTE: No matter what, Satsuki Kiryuin is still badass, when it comes to her lineage.

(Joe the Narrator): Miz-K's 200th Fan Fic Special will be right back…

Tired of being insulted by minor characters that result in your reputation to bundle down to rock bottom?
Sick of the antagonistic characters making insults and rumors about you, even though they are rarely seen at all? Weep and fret no more! There's a proper tool for it, and it's called "Ignoring".
But… if ignoring doesn't work, there's this…

(Dan, Dan Vs.): Howdy, jerks! I'm Dan, formerly of the hit TV cartoon, now cancelled show, Dan Vs. I didn't come here to be insulted by my own peers, including those that rip on me, for no good reason. Lemme put it this way. I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
But I must digress. You ever get insulted by those bit players, mocking and taunting at you, making you feel sorry for yourself, only to disappear from the series, after ONE whole episode? That's why I come up with this marvelous gadget.

Dan holds up a glass capsule with a black and red atom inside.

(Dan): It's the brand-new Zeppeli Tech Fastball Special. Guaranteed to silence those naysayers and stupid jerks, for one whole episode, and once per use, every time. AND… it fits in your pocket. How does it work, you say? I'll show you.

Dan meets with three girls, one with blonde hair, one with red hair, done in low pigtails, and one with long black hair and glasses. He called, "Hello, ladies."

Ai Yamabuki barked, "HEY! Don't talk to us, has-been!"
Mai Hazakura added, "You should be back in 2010!"
Mii Fujibakama concluded, "You are so lame!"

Date-a-Live's Ai, Mai, & Mii

Dan seethed in anger, and calmed down.

(Dan): You realized what I have to do. Ladies, this is a demonstration.

(Dan holds up the Fastball Special)

(Dan): Three easy steps: 1) hold up the Fastball; 2) pop the lid; 3) throw at bit players! Sorry, ladies, but you are lame, too!

He tossed the device at the girls. He ran off, as they were trapped inside a huge black energy field, with NO escape. Dan called, "SEE? It's special, for those that want to be shut up, for 30 minutes, give or take!"

Ai screamed, muffling, "GET US OUT OF HERE! WE'RE SORRY!"
Mai shrieked, "We… We can't breathe!"
Mii sobbed, "This is so lame!"

Dan cackled, "AHAHAHAHA! Jerks!"

He turned to the 4th wall, "Folks, that's the Fastball Special, at its finest! Get your Fastball Special, today, and say goodbye to insults and bad remarks, for good!"

He yelled at the camera, "I'M TALKING TO YOU, DISCOVERY FAMILY! CANCEL ME, WILL YOU?"

The Fastball Special from "Zeppeli Tech"
Only $599.99 for one capsule, or OVER 9,000 for a full 26-set.
WARNING: DO NOT use Fastball Specials towards main characters, nicer minor characters, villains, NPCs, OVAs, BVDs, PCBs, MSGs, and RBIs. DO NOT use Fastball Specials in 60 or 90-minute specials. Fastball Special may cause death, insomnia, nausea, headaches, diarrhea, inflammation, suffocation, spasms, constipations, influenza, and other symptoms that affect the background characters. Consult a physician or lawyer, before attempting to use the Fastball Special.

Dan appears in an iris, and said, giving a thumbs-up, "I approve of this invention."

(Joe the Narrator): And now, back to our show…

Emily was at the news desk, as she continued on with the news.

"No news, sadly, on whether or not the addition of hentai will be added to some of Miz-K's fanfics, under Ayame Kajou's reference; however, fanfiction-dot-net refuses to air X-Rated material, since it effects explicit content. This also is related that Miz-K Takase has permanently banned ALL Sonic the Hedgehog characters from future fanfics, being they were owned by A(BEEP) Comics. However, since the Sonic Comics is now under new ownership, we're not receiving any update on the banishment being lifted yet.
In other news, the Cucumber Anime Museum has been locked down, due to a massive swarm of chibis, invading the premises. This Kurumi Momose infestation is as big as a rat infestation, back in New York.
OOPS! I'm sorry. I meant Kurumi Tokisaki infestation. This is no relation to the rabid badgers incident that swarmed the world, only to be eaten alive by hungry bottomless bullfrogs, a couple years ago. Sadly, opening day for the museum has been cancelled, until further notice."

Speaking of the museum, as Cucumber and his friends were fighting off the chibis, Kurumi giggled, watching the madness, from behind the tree. A boy in bushy dark red hair appeared, wearing black armor, called to her, "Kurumi! What are you doing?"

Kurumi gasped, "GASP! OH! Ranta?"

ANOTHER character from a request: Ranta from "Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash"

He asked, "What are you doing? Are you playing tricks on the nice moronic guy, again? I mean, he's smart enough to know that. Please, for me?"

She whined, "But I never got to have any fun in this fic."

He explained, "I know… And you were too busy with me. You need to stop doing these things!"

She complained, "But I'm just having a little fun! I only appeared in Fate 2, and that was it. Besides, it's not like me to appear in any of his ridiculous random acts of fanfiction."

He said, "Yes, but you also realize who's in there that you're tricking…"

He explained, "Cucumber is a mutate, and his brother, Mike, as well."

She snuffed, "So?"

He added, "There's also an arbiter from Death Parade…"

"Who?"

"A huge muscle man from Australia…"

"Eh?"

"A swordswoman from Negima…"

"That freak show?"

"And an android of a child-like demeanor."

"WHAT? There's a robot in there? I wonder if she knew Origami."

Ranta stated, "Did I forget to mention… that if the swarm ends, and they find out that it was you, then they'll torture you into something bigger, and humiliate you in the next fic, and kill you off, AGAIN?"

Kurumi gasped, and then pouted, "Darn… I knew I shouldn't have read those Oingo Boingo Comics."

Kurumi sighed, as she was upset, "Okay… You win."

She called off the chibi attack, as the Chibi Kurumis vanished. Cucumber looked around and asked, "Huh? That's all of them?"

Cy said, "Dey vanished!"

Setsuna sighed, "Thank goodness… a few almost went into my hair."

Vincent asked, "SO, what now, boss?"

Cucumber said, "Well, we can't go after Kurumi. I mean, obviously. We'll clean this mess, and-."

Mike pointed at the empty display and said, "Uh, Jerry? Look at this."

Cucumber gasped, as Motoko was already gone. He gasped, "But… How did-? The Major is-? What is goin-? I don't-?"

Kurumi and Ranta walked home together, but Kurumi stammered, when Cucumber roared out, in the heavens.
"KURUMI TOKISAKI!"

Kurumi squeaked, "Eep."

Ranta smiled, "Don't worry, I'll protect you. For now… RUN!"

They ran away, as Cucumber was calling out to Kurumi, who he blames for stealing Motoko Kusanagi. However, Cucumber doesn't know that it was Lupin the 3rd that stole her.

Meanwhile, in a dark room, at the Lovely Bliss company, a man in a black hat and a white robe was rolling in the dolls of Seina Katsura and Mayura Ichikawa. His face has parallel bars tattooed on his forehead, nose, and chin.

This man is Telence T. D'arby, a former assassin and formerly DIO's butler, who has gone legit, after being defeated by Jotaro Kujo, 30 years ago. Now, at the age of 51, he now works in Lovely Bliss, a company that creates life-sized human dolls, but with the human body used to create them into soft bodies, made of rubber.

He said, "My hobby is to create life-sized dolls… and then infused the artificial doll essences into real people. I used to turn people into puppets, using their souls… But that was my Stand's ability, but Jotaro Kujo made me see the light… Too bad he's dead, though."

He saw Seina and Mayura, and read, "Seina Katsura… Mayura Ichikawa… Perfect… You two are perfect, other than the Miyakawa Sisters and Yatogami & Kajou… But…"

He peeked into Seina's panties and said, "We're going to have to make drastic changes to her female body. These girls are too vanilla. We'll have to make them into beautiful and moé cuties."

He called to his assistants, "Men! Have Miss Katsura fitted with her male apparatus, and a slimmer and sleeker body, while we turn Miss Ichikawa into a beautiful nekomimi maid, with cat ears, a tail, and her meowing sounds."

The two men in white carried the girls away, as D'arby grinned, "They are perfect for us… No wonder Miz-K Takase disowned them. They're just too plain. They look like refugees and knock-offs from Rumble Roses."

And so, Seina & Mayura's life began anew… and they were never seen again, for a very long time.

NOTE: And this solves why Tohka & Ayame were dolls, and how they wanted to trade.

A girl with long black hair and red eyes, with her hair covering her left eye, was dressed in her school uniform. She got a call from her cellphone, as she giggled, "OH! Shido…"

She answered, "Hello?"

A voice called, "What color are your panties? Doobie-doobie-doo…"

She hung up, as she roared, "DAMN IT! That's the fifth time, this week! That brat steals my best red dress, Cucumber is out for my head, and now this!"

She got a call from the police, as she answered it. She smiled and said, "It's a good thing I traced my calls, to avoid another fiasco."

The police replied, "Miss, we found out where the phone calls were traced… Those calls are coming from inside your house. Repeat, they're coming inside your house!"

Kurumi dropped her cellphone and shrieked very loudly, in a bloodcurdling shriek.

She fainted and was unconscious. Where was the call from? Inside Kurumi's bedroom, Emmitt, the small guy in the coat, wearing Kurumi's spare black bra on his head, was holding the phone, walking around the bedroom. He sang lightly, "De-doobie doobie-doo-."

He stopped and saw the 4th wall. He spoke, "Derp."

Back to where Kurumi was, the phone called from the receiver, "Ma'am? Ma'am?"

NOTE: Even as a bra thief, no one is safe from Emmitt. He does this, a lot.

A man in black hair, wearing a pale gray robe, holding a samurai sword, was walking down the grassy field, with a cold emotionless stare and a huge chin. A boy in tan skin, black hair, and a jacket and jeans, called to him, "Hey! You're Goemon Ishikawa the 14th!"

Goemon turned to him, as Harima said, "You're show ended, after Part 4, eh? You're expecting a Lupin the 3rd fan fic? Well, I have a fandom to have for you!"

He tearfully cheered, as he extended his arms out, "…Dad."

Goemon was confused, as Harima welcomed him, like a father to him.

Harima got rid of the memories of Eri Sawachika, his ex-girlfriend/fiancé, or whatever the hell she is to him.

Emily is in the news desk, as she resumed.

"And now, updates in the fanfiction world. We have already mentioned that Azumanga Rumble has been cancelled. But news on brand-new projects. The Tales of the Bizarre has been postponed until the summer, because of the production of Fanfic #200. Also, Strangerest Things 3 will be greenlit for later this summer. And also, expect newer stories from different fandoms, including Death Parade, Date-A-Live, Moé! Ninja Girls!, and Shimoneta. Older fanfics will still be as planned.
In other breaking news, Miz-K Productions has forbid me from doing another Robot Theater, based on Laugh-In. See, I did one with Origami and Dufort, and they were completely embarrassed. Dufort threatened me and said that if I forced them to smile again, they'll throttle me. Everyone's a critic, and a sorehead. I say good. It's hard to buy extra props, being that my Robot Theater destroys scenery and props, on a daily basis. I'm not made of money, ya know."

She straightened her papers and said, "And now, Sports. News on the usage of WWE references, as WrestleMania is closer. A brand-new WWE fic is already chosen to be greenlit, but most ideas were scrapped, due to the following people that were gone from WWE: Enzo Amore & Big Cass. Sports is nothing to be trifled with. And yes, I'm calling it sports, not sports-entertainment. Related to the story, the reason they are now no longer in Miz-K's fanfics is because Enzo Amore is fired, due to confidential information, and Big Cass was injured, since last summer, and is to miss out WrestleMania. They will appear in "The Gang IN-ACTION – Act 3", as their final appearance, later this year. They will be missed."

She turned to the papers, "MORE NEWS, UNDERWAY! Hetalia is now permanently banned, due to Britain's voice actor being banned from Funimation. Hetalia is now labeled as disgraced anime, despite many fans enjoying the anime, so much. We can't say for sure, but we know what goes on with Scott Freeman, long ago. Shame, shame, triple double golden shame!"

The blonde haired girl in pigtails, in front of the news desk, was about to say something, but June & Emily barked, "Don't! Even! START!"

The little girl leaves, pouting. June called out, "Can someone get security?"

Lost Interview #5 – Kotobuki & TF2

(Ran Kotobuki): Geez… Why did I have to change back into my Super Cop persona? I thought it was dead and buried! Anyways, when I heard about it, being a crossover with the popular game Team Fortress 2, how could I say NO?
But… Aya Hoshino, my buddy, was curious of her role. In fact, the story we did was a major change for her. She had her hair cut to a shortened length.

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(Aya Hoshino): …while working with the Team Fortress 2 mercs was great and all, and being I had to play in numerous roles, my hair was the main reason. It was long ago, and I wanted to have a more mature look, rather than my long ebony tresses. Otohata-kun even stated that I look better in long hair, than in short hair. He says that I don't want to end up butchering it, like Ran.

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(Kotobuki): Of course, after a year, Aya decided to grow it back, figuring that it's better this way. Because between you and me, her longer hair covers her bare breasts, anyways.
Now then, about the Team Fortress 2 guys… Working these guys, including the Spy, was great. Though, I can't imagine how a masked man in a suit would be this suave. You know, Second Place would learn from this. Rei even stated that he didn't like how Spy is a villain, and is usually flirty towards Aya.

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(RED Spy): I'll have you know that I find her beautiful… and NOT Kotobuki. Aya Hoshino is the beauty that matches Marie Antoinette. But how she sees in Rei Otohata, I'll never know.

(RED Spy spits the floor)

(RED Spy): PTOO! He's GL, as Kotobuki says, but he's Scout level, in body mass! He's no stud… He's a wafer!

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(RED Scout): You know… uh… I have a feeling that Spy is rage-quitting on me, just because of a broad in black hair. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! You get a crossovah, get yerself into these hot dames, despite that we have only two women, and they's NPCs, and you blame it on me! What the hell is their problem? Though, that Miyu Yamazaki is alluring. Too bad she's married. Damn!

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(RED Solider, sitting in his chair, confused, looking around): Mmmgh… … … …

Okay! Interview!

The RED Soldier adjusted his helmet and prepared. But unfortunately, he had nothing to say.

Chachamaru was in her room, as Tenma and Yakumo were standing in place, in their black bra and panties, and their stomachs exposed, showing circuitry and chrome. Chachamaru nodded and replied, "While they are motionless and stiff, it seems that the Tsukamoto Sisters are well-built and easily pleased. They did aide Miss Sawachika with her problems. Anyways, I better summon her."

She knocked on the closet door and said, "Master, it is time to come out now. Coast is clear."

A girl in long blonde hair appeared from inside Chacha's closet. It was Evangeline, Chachamaru's master, who is a vampire.

Evangeline said, "Yes, I am a vampire. But I do enjoy the sun. I am not that sort of vampire. Anyways, robot, why waste your time on these androids?"

Chachamaru said, "Well, Master, the plan worked. The Tsukamoto Sisters has been converted, as you have requested, Eri Sawachika's heart is broken, and it was time to put these girls into motion. Now that Harima Kenji is single, we can disperse to Plan B of your mission, Master."

Evangeline smiled, "Good. But where's the blonde?"

Chachamaru said, as she held Eri, who is tied in rope, and still under a phase, "Here, Master. Apparently, she's too shattered from inside. Shall we convert her, like the others?"

Evangeline said, "NO, leave her."

Tenma and Yakumo started to move robotically, as Evangeline said, "Besides, it won't be long, before I have my revenge… and a decent role in these fanfics."

Tenma bowed, in an electronic voice, "How may I serve you, Master?"

Yakumo added, in an electronic voice, "Welcome, Master Eva."

Evangeline said, as she went closer to Eri, "Of course, it's been a while since I had a snack. To be quite fair, she is a mortal, and somewhat a heartbroken one. Perhaps I can suck out her depressed and gloomy look, for something better."

She held up her vampire fangs, as Eri started to notice. She saw her teeth, and then suddenly gasped, "Huh? Uhhhh… Wait, what is she doing here?"

Evangeline bit onto Eri's neck, as Eri screamed in fright, "AAAAAAAAGH!"

Evangeline finished, as Eri collapsed onto the floor, motionless and dead. Evangeline said, "So much for a heartbreaker. Serves her right to treat Kenji Harima like garbage, even though it's not his fault, mostly. This… is her punishment. You two! Laugh!"

Tenma and Yakumo laughed robotically, as Evangeline halted them. Evangeline said, "Well, now that Negima is over with, I can finally move on. Never mind how the ending to the story went. We can begin a new wave of evil…"

Tenma and Yakumo carried a lifeless Eri away, as Chachamaru asked, "True. But, Master, what if Negi finds out about you, disobeying him?"

Evangeline smiled, "Oh, please. I'm still the same loyal ally to the son of the Thousand Master! Besides, I kinda wished I was married to that damned magi… But… I did marry Nagi. Win-win."

She sat in her chair and laughed, "But now, time to move on… and begin the new plans… Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Wah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! BWAH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

She stopped laughing, and then asked, "Still… Who did Negi marry, in the end?"

Chachamaru replied-.

KZZT!
Scene goes to white noise.

Scene Removed, By Order of Content Control!

(Smith): We immediately halt this skit, to avoid spoilers to the Negima series. We, at Content Control, must serve to avoid anything that may spoil the story, for those who have NOT read the manga, which tells the full story. We apologize for cutting the surprise off. We know you want to know who Negi marries, but we cannot take the risk to spoil it for everybody. We DO know, however, that Setsuna & Konoka are married to each other, in 2017. That is all …and nothing more about Negi Springfield and Chisame Hisegawa. I mean…

(Smith pauses)

(Smith, panicking): OH, FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK SHITTY FUCKING DILDOS! THE NEGIMA FAN BOYS WILL KILL ME FOR MAKING THIS HUGE MISTAKE! WHY DID I LEAK OUT THE EPILOGUE, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

Now we return to our regularly scheduled program…

"Honey, I'm home…" Setsuna grumbled, as she stepped in, ragged and tired.

Yawning and stretching, she undid her long black hair, flowing down, and loosened her tie, as she had a tough day as Cucumber's manservant. Konoka, a woman in long brown hair, appeared to her, wearing black lingerie, was leaning by the wall, winking to Setsuna.

"Secchan~!" Konoka giggled, "You came home!"

Setsuna blushed, as she stared at her, as she thought, "Someone was changed, that day… And nobody knows… Who really died that day… and who came back?"

Konoka asked, "Oh… Secchan, you okay, lover?"

Setsuna stated, "I came home from a tiring day at work… And I have a bit of a funny feeling about you, Miss Konoka. You know, you have been acting really weird, since the day we got married. You were acting really funny. You sure you don't have anything to tell me?"

Konoka said, "Me? Oh, no, I'm not! Everything's fine."

Setsuna stated, "… … …Okay, if you say so. Remember the time you and I went skydiving to the beach resort that Ayaka paid for? And that same time, you wore that revealing swimsuit, for that particular outing? Or the time you were being flirty to me, when you kissed Negi in front of me. You know darn well Negi is married to Chisame! And what about the time you forced me to wash your back! I was drowning in bath water and blood, when my nose bled out in rockets. Or the time we had to do Yoga, and you were flexible and soft, and your boobs and butt were perfectly sharpened, in an instant. I didn't remember my Miss Konoka to be that stretchy!"

Konoka replied, "What are you trying to say?"

Setsuna stated, "You know what I'm talking about! You tell me! Remember the time we were hunting down the chupacabra that Asuna was going nucking futz over? YOU TELL ME!"

Konoka shivered, as Setsuna replied, coming closer, "Look, I know you're trying to make me have sex with you, but since we're married, I chose to remain celibate, until the right time is nigh. We're still young adults, but it's like we're questionable. And now, I see you with black lingerie. I didn't know you like bold black lace."

She stated, "I'm getting real tired of this! I know you're hiding something… It's like… You're one of those doppelgangers."

Konoka blushed, as she held her hand to her chest, "I don't know. How do you eat sushi, without sauce?"

Setsuna gasped, "Eh?"

Konoka gave her a plate of sushi, as she added, "You remembered that you were out of soy sauce. So, I made you your favorite dinner. I also have your favorite sauce, Set."

Setsuna blushed, "Uh… Thanks…"

Konoka smiled, "Plus, I had my clothing in the laundry. I couldn't decide what to wear, until you got home. It was pretty awkward. But do you like how I look? I don't usually go for black."

Setsuna munched on her sushi and said, "Uh… Yeah? What did you say?"

SPLAT!
Konoka splattered the sushi platter into Setsuna's face, in anger. She huffed, as she blushed, "Jerk!"

Miz-K NOTE: Newlyweds… go fig.

Emily is in the news desk, continuing the news.

"In recent polls, some say that the D'arby Brothers are going into business, together, as Daniel D'arby has started his own casino in Hong Kong and Singapore. Telence D'arby has produced a doll factory, selling life-sized dolls. Both are family-friendly and legit, since they have changed their ways, after losing to the late Jotaro Kujo, 30 years ago. But yeah right. Never change a leopard's spots, for their evil ways. Daniel D'arby started in 2013, after being let go from the asylum, after going insane for 25 years, while Telence D'arby started Lovely Bliss, the doll company, two years later, after freeing his marionettes from his collection. Best of luck to these two assholes. The polls state that they are as corrupt as ever, since working with DIO, long ago.
In other news, we have officially run out of ideas for the 200th Fan Fic Special, as we have reached the ending of this huge milestone story. This story has been gone on for long enough, and it's about time to end this, without any problems, whatsoever. Also, a clerical error, when Cucumber said that we'll meet again in five years for #200, when it only took about three and a half years. Mainly because we had so much famous fics, and brand-new series. Wow! What a quick three years we had for the past 100 we did, and we'll see if the next 100 will last shorter than that. But wishful thinking."

She then cleared her throat and said, "Oh, and that weird girl in blonde hair… She was arrested and apprehended for trespassing… and also, is under trial for many crimes she has committed. More on this story, during the 11 O'clock News, at 11."

She straightened her papers, as she concluded, "And that's the news. We leave you with this…"

In South Park, Stephen Stotch was turning to his son, Butters. He pointed upstairs, without saying a word, and Butters went upstairs. Stephen smiled, as he relaxed. He said, "Thank goodness. I didn't even ground my son. And he deserves it, because he's grounded!"

CRASH!
POW!
Chazz Princeton appeared, as he launched his huge purplish Ojama spirit towards Stephen, in a flurry of punches.

"DORA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA! DORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Stephen is sent flying through the walls, and was injured badly. Chazz turned away, as he huffed, "Good grief…" and walked out of the Stotch House, from the hole in the wall he came in to. The hole magically patched itself up, back to normal, and Chazz smiled, outside the house, "Well, I'm no Josuke, but I can do it, too. Great 200th Fic, readers."

He walked off, leaving the neighborhood.

Miz-K NOTE: I still got it! I love to humiliate characters that I don't like.

Angelica Pickles, a girl in blonde hair, done in pigtails, wearing an orange jumpsuit, was in presence of the judge, as she was in chains. The judge announced, "As we have viewed the evidence, Miss Angelica Pickles, a.k.a. DumbBrat McFuckerCunt, a.k.a. CumSuck McDoofusSuck… AHEM! Damn it, Ayame Kajou!"

Ayame giggled, in the bleachers, as the judge, Tanukichi Okuma, called out, "As I was saying, Miss Satanica, the perfect name for an evil brat like you, after witness evidence, and receiving confessions that it was you, Angelica C. Pickles, in a number of actions, in which were rejected from fanfics that Miz-K Productions refused to publish! Such as the attempted robbery of Christmas in the Date-a-Live universe, including Miss Tohka "Princess" Yatogami and Mister Shido Itsuka, you, Angelica, are charged with attempted robbery and vandalizing property, and singing your own words to a Public Domain song, which is illegal, resulting in the cancelation of the original idea of the 2017 Christmas Fic!"

It was "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and its song, which is owned by Dr. Seuss.

Okuma continued, "The court also charges you with many crimes, during offscreen matters, which you were charged for intrusion of privacy, breaking and entering, and stealing the spotlight in EVERY scene you wish to be in, because you call yourself The Great Angelica, because no one likes you, and no one give a shit about you, for no good reason! Similar to that remark, on top of that, you're also charged with…"

"Explicit acts in front of a minor, resulting in the scarring of said minor…"
A scene shows Angelica dousing Mitzi Nohara in maple syrup and taunting her, while Hima, a small baby was bawling.

"Sexual harassment…"
Angelica is shown to have stolen Kurumi Tokisaki's red dress, stripping her of her bra and panties, and running away, with Kurumi blushing and Angelica laughing evilly, running with Kurumi's dress, which she stole and claimed for her own.

"A nuisance in the workplace…"
Angelica is also shown to have cost 6Teen's Jonesy Garcia, to lose his job (AGAIN!) at a local candy shop. And that was AFTER she threw sticky cotton candy at his face, and stealing all the candy in the TAKE ONE Jar, including said jar.

"Assault…"
Angelica knocks out Erza Scarlet, Natsu Dragneel, and Lucy Heartfilia, using a cheating weapon in the Fairy Tail Guild. The Guild kicked her out, after that.

"Provocation…"
Angelica teases at Ginti, taking his wooden dolls at Viginti, leading to Ginti to blow his stack.

"Supplying and usage of drugs…"
Angelica sneaks in a huge crate of gummy bears, laced with LSD, to a local middle school. She had no idea they were drugs. She was found out, by the P.E. Teacher.

"Black market trading…"
Angelica is selling lemonade, at a high-priced offer ($50 a cup), from behind the corner, in a dark alley in Shibuya. Ran Kotobuki destroyed her lemonade stand, and arrested Angelica, mostly for selling lemonade without a license.

"Attempted prostitution…"
Angelica is kissing at the face of a downed and traumatized Mio Akiyama, wearing a blue dress and pearl necklace, over her clothes. Mio was never the same, since Angelica tackled her down and did kissy-face.

"Falsely imitating a policewoman…"
Angelica posed as a policewoman, arresting Lan Hikari and Maylu Sakurai, for no good reason. She was later arrested for impersonation. She was too power-hungry.

"SnooPING AS usual…"
Angelica was sneaking in The Gang's studio, studying the script for "The Gang IN-ACTION: Act III". She was thinking of rewriting the script, in which Angelica is a ruler of a kingdom, forever and ever, thus expelling and banishing them into another dimension. She was caught, unfortunately.

"Attempting to resurrect All Grown Up…"
Angelica is talking to her older teenager self, about reviving the All Grown Up series, just like how ABC has recently revived the Roseanne show. The teen Angelica shook her hand, and agreed to have it greenlit for Kickstarter. The Kickstarter funding was shut down, in one day, after being found out by the suits in Viacom.

The crowd gasped, as Okuma concluded, "And for being an annoying brat, in general! This final charge, which symbolizes you, Angelica Pickles, as the WORST Miz-K Productions character ever, is…"

Ayame called, "OOP! This calls for Ayame Kajou's TOP TEN List!"

She sat in the judge's bench, and called, a la David Lettermen, "Alright, TOP TEN reasons why Angelica "CuntFuck" Pickles is the WORST Miz-K Character!"

She revealed the list:
#10: Her pigtails are that of a preschooler's wet dream!
#9: Her head is so big, you can masturbate to a huge casaba melon!
#8: She's a fuckhead loser, who never learns! (And that's saying so.)
#7: She's the reason the "Rugrats" is cancelled, and NOT SpongeBob!
#6: She's always 3, after her birthday episode!
#5: She'll NEVER get her period, or get diddled by a hot boy!
#4: Her toys and new clothes are repossessed, after she was considered an evil bitch!
#3: ALL of her favorite desserts have become sugar-free, gluten-free, and chocked with diabetes! (Oop! Sorry… Die-uh-Bee-dus.)
#2: Her fucking father is gay, has a 300-mile long penis, and is the gayest faggot in the world!
And the #1 reason why Angelica Pickles is the WORST Miz-K Character is…
TWO WORDS: Creepy! Pasta!"

The entire people gasped, as Okuma glared at her, "Are you done?"

Ayame smiled, "Yep. Now, how about I blow you, while you send Cuntbag here up the river, Tanukichi~?"

SMASH!
Ayame was tossed out the window, and landed into the bush. She groaned, "Okay… maybe later?"

Tanukichi barked, as he pounded his gavel, "Now then, as Ayame says, The Rugrats Theory is the reason why nobody, and I mean nobody will ever like you, ever again! Before I announce your sentence for your charges against everything, do you have anything to say in your defense?"

Angelica smirks evilly, as she held up a Get Out of Jail FREE card, and smiled, "Ha-ha~! The Great Angelica wins again!"

Tanukichi sighed, and then inhaled his breath. He then pounded his gavel, and shouted out in the top of his lungs, "THAT JOKE IS TOO ANCIENT AND USELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!"

SLAM!
Angelica was locked away in prison, and she then asked, as she was confused, "Uh… Oops?"

Cucumber FAQ: Angelica Pickles is forever banned from my fanfics in Miz-K Productions. Looks like I'm in the market for a new arch-villain. Also, I have read the Creepypasta in-question.

A huge white light is shown. The light faded, as Mimi Tachikawa appeared, in her long strawberry blonde hair, and wearing her jumpsuit. She said, "Whoa… That was weird… I wonder… Will I ever return? I was Fanfic #1."

Mimi walked down the white area of nothingness, as she called, "Hello? Are you all there? Where is everyone?"

She walked around the empty space and said, "Hello? Hello? Did you start the party without me, or am I doing Bugs Bunny's Rabbit Rampage? Anyone? Hello?"

She wandered around the huge white field, as she was looking for civilization. But to no avail. She continued to endlessly wander around the entire white area, confused and worried, as she was to be featured in the 200th fanfic…
…unfortunately… the fic's over.

Cy appeared on the stage and said to the audience, "The Coo-Commer Man is vewy busy wight now. So, he offered me to tell you Thanks fo Weading, and see you again, possibly in our Ten-Year Special in 2019. Bye-bye~!"

She waved goodbye, and then pranced off. The scene faded to black, as the show was finally over.

Thanks for Reading!

The film ends, as The Brain sat up and smiled, "Well, that's the film."

He called to Pinky, "Come along, my dimwitted friend and companion. We must await the next 100 fanfics to hit 300."

Pinky asked, "Why, Brain? What are we going to do in Miz-K's 300th Fan Fic Special?"

The Brain said, "The same thing we do every Fan Fic Special, Pinky…"
He then boomed, "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

They're dinky~!
They're Pinky and the Brain-Brain-Brain-Brain
Brain~!

And that's all!

Emmitt was in the pathway, as he held up another sign, saying "Best bra score I've had in 100 fanfics."

He walked off into the sunset, with a purple bra on his head, and a sack full of bras he stole, humming to himself.

"Doobie-doobie-doo… De-doobie-doobie-doo…"

We're not going to guess how many he stole. But that bra on his head… was Tohka Yatogami's.