Hello everybody my name is Trevyler and welcome to another Fate/Stay Night one-shot. This'll be the first of a few that I've been working on lately just to get some stories out while I figure out what to do for my multi-chapter stories. This one centers around Gilgamesh. Two of him to be exact. You'll see what I mean in a moment when you start the story. Like right about now. Let's get started!

Everyone knows the King of Heroes whether they want to or not. Many wish they didn't. Unfortunately they do. He wouldn't be so bad, except that he had a big mouth and would constantly feed his already large ego. Some people actually managed to get along with him. The current master actually had him under control, but no one could prepare for what happened next.

It had been a normal summoning. Or it would have been. Imagine the master's surprise when he summoned a second Gilgamesh. Although there were some...differences.

Noticeably, this Gilgamesh was in fact female. There was no mistaking it because just like her male counterpart, she had absolutely no shame about exposing herself. She seemed to think that it was a great honor to gaze upon her nude figure.

Upon realizing that she was actually attractive, Cu Chulainn actually insisted his master order him to commit suicide. His request was denied.

Arturia found the woman to be as obnoxious as the original. While she didn't insist they get married, the Female Gilgamesh did constantly tease and belittle her. It seemed she found the Saber's rage amusing.

After a large amount of complaints from many servants, the master figured he'd try to deal with the two troublesome kings.

His first idea was to try and keep an eye on them and prevent any disasters before they could start. It seemed they didn't like that. Their plan to keep he distracted didn't work to well either.

Gil-chan (as she decided to be called) decided to try and distract her master while Gilgamesh set their newest scheme in motion.

The blonde woman approached the master in a vary alluring matter. Of course he knew she was up to something, but he'd see what she was going to do before he called her out on it.

She draped her arms around his shoulders, "So Master? How would you like to have the honor of entertaining me today?" she said in his ear.

Trevor stopped what he was doing, "What are you up to?" he asked.

She brushed her hand along his face, "What do you mean Master?" she asked innocently.

Okay. He knew she was definitely up to something now. He'd expect this from Tamamo or Nero, but not from her.

He moved away from her grasp, "Tell me what you two are up to this time or I'll make you talk one way or another.

He noticed her sour look as he pulled up his sleeve, holding his command seals, "What's wrong Archer? Think I couldn't figure out your stupid little plan?" he taunted.

He eyes blazed, but she was still calm, "So a filthy mongrel like you thinks he can command me around?" she questioned.

Trevor chuckled, "Well I've kept one in line long enough. Who's to say I can't do the same for the second?" he retorted.

Before she could respond, an alarm went off signaling something happened in another part of the facility.

When he'd went to the area that he'd got the alert from, he found a very crispified Gilgamesh and a very angry Arturia. Let's just say that it was a bad day for both of the golden archers.

After a while, Trevor decided enough was enough and decided he had a plan to solve the problem. He'd called in both of them telling him that he had important news for them.

Gilgamesh appeared in his "biker" outfit, while Gil-chan appeared in a white shirt and snakeskin pants alongside various jewelry. It seems they shared their fashion sense as well.

He smirked as he turned around, "Well now that your here might as well tell you the news. I've decided to keep one of you. The other has to go. I pick which ever one of you is stronger.

The female laughed, "No seriously. Why are we here?" she asked.

The master wasn't laughing, "I wasn't joking." he replied.

She froze in fear as the Golden light from the Gate of Babylon lit up the room, "Sorry my dear. It's been fun, but I don't plan on going anywhere so it looks like I'll have to destroy you." her male counterpart stated.

Before she could react, she'd been impaled and shredded apart by several treasured swords and faded away into gold dust.

A certain white haired Archer was listening to the master's story, "So it was that easy huh? Why didn't we think of that sooner?" he wondered aloud.

A blue lancer was here as well, "Yeah. Although I wouldn't have minded you keeping the woman around. At least she was somewhat nice to look at. Now we're stuck with old Goldilocks." he remarked.

Trevor grinned, "Well we won't have to worry about him for a while. I thought we would all appreciate it so I slipped some youth potion into his wine." he replied.

EMIYA sighed, "Thank God for that. Isn't Youth Potion in the gate of Babylon though? How did you get it?" he inquired.

Trevor paused, "Well that's a secret. You wouldn't believe what he has in there. There's an entire section dedicated to Saber. He apparently keeps a Chimera in there as a pet. I even found a ten story, golden carousel in there." he told them.

The other two honestly didn't know if they should surprised or not. So they just went back to talking about random things.

So yeah. These are general gonna be short because they're essentially filler. Hopefully someone likes them regardless though. I'll post one every day or two once I have a decent sized batch of them finished. Well, that's all for now. Have a great night everybody and I'll see you next time.

~Trevyler