It's been awhile, but..
Diaries of a Tuba!
Day 1
New drum major. Celebrated by spraying a can of string cheese down his pants. Following reaction was most amusing.
Day 2
Band camp, woot! Ran up and down the football field 5 times with my sousaphone on my back. Got strange looks from freshmen. Ha! They're just jealous because THEY don't have such a manly man tuba!
Later.
Rolled down hill. Bad idea..bad...
Day 3
Made a bra and thong out of masking tape and wore it today. My counterpart baritone player joined me. Felt wonderfully free and....breezy.
Day 4
Had some barbeque. Dunno WHAT it was, but I never ask questions like that. If it smells like fish, eat it! That's one of my sayings.
Day 5
Trumpet on a sugar high! Almost beat me running up and down the field. Almost.
Day 6
Hmm, seems like Clarinet is extremely P.O'ed...maybe it's because Saxophone has rallied all her freshmen slaves around her..
Day 7
Ha! Drum major has been hazed! Alright! Nothing like this has happened in a long time! It's about damn time they started this! *sniff* Hey! Barbeque! Clarinet? Yes!
*sound of munching fades into background*
Diaries of a Tuba!
Day 1
New drum major. Celebrated by spraying a can of string cheese down his pants. Following reaction was most amusing.
Day 2
Band camp, woot! Ran up and down the football field 5 times with my sousaphone on my back. Got strange looks from freshmen. Ha! They're just jealous because THEY don't have such a manly man tuba!
Later.
Rolled down hill. Bad idea..bad...
Day 3
Made a bra and thong out of masking tape and wore it today. My counterpart baritone player joined me. Felt wonderfully free and....breezy.
Day 4
Had some barbeque. Dunno WHAT it was, but I never ask questions like that. If it smells like fish, eat it! That's one of my sayings.
Day 5
Trumpet on a sugar high! Almost beat me running up and down the field. Almost.
Day 6
Hmm, seems like Clarinet is extremely P.O'ed...maybe it's because Saxophone has rallied all her freshmen slaves around her..
Day 7
Ha! Drum major has been hazed! Alright! Nothing like this has happened in a long time! It's about damn time they started this! *sniff* Hey! Barbeque! Clarinet? Yes!
*sound of munching fades into background*