This will be a little comedy series of short scenes inspired by the incorrect quotes blogs I love from tumblr.

I of course do not own any of the fate franchise or it's characters.

Have fun, and please find it in your heart to review, follow and favourite.

Adam's foot slammed down towards the earth, Ruler would have been crushed had she not barred it with her flag at the last second, but even with her magically enhanced strength she was struggling under the weight, her arms and legs shuddering violently with effort.

Nearby Sieg and Mordred watched the fight, one looking considerably more worried than the other.

"Oh-oh my god is she going to be okay can we help her?" Sieg suttered,

"What do you think we should do, give her a little cheer? How un-knightly." Mordred deadpanned.

"Oh! I can do better than that, I can do way better than that." Sieg suddenly perked up, "You're not rider but-" He sucked in a deep breath getting ready to shout, "Y'ALL CAN'T HANDLE THE MOTHER FUCKIN'..." he trailed off before quickly whispering to Mordred, "what's her true name?"

"Jeanne D'Arc" Mordred replied casually.

"JEANNE D'ARC!"

From where she was still bracing under Adam's foot Ruler's body lessened in its shaking, strengthened by a new burst of energy.

"I feel somehow invigorated by your cheer it's strangely encouraging." She grunted out from between her grit teeth as she slowly but steadily pushed Adam's foot upwards and away from her.

"Jeanne's so savage, orphaned wolves want to be raised by packs of her!" Sieg continued to yell from the sidelines, while Mordred watched what was happening in front of her with the greatest sense of confusion she had ever felt.

"Your praise fills me with joy!" Ruler exclaimed as she gave Adam's foot one last push, heaving him away from her. As the giant stummbled from his lack of balance Ruler readied her noble phantasm and yelled out it's true name.