?: Oh, hi there reader!
?: This would be our first story…
?: But dere was 1 failure…
?: SHUT UP DERP! We aren't supposed to say that!
Derp: D:
?: NOPE! Shut the f..
?: Watch your profanity Demon!
Demon: Why should I listen to you Nerd! You are just a measly imbecile!
*Nerd punches Demon to the ground*
Nerd: Well, I can easily presume that you are very confused. The writer of this story…
AnonJolteon: HALLO!
Nerd: Don't interrupt please. As I was saying, the writer of this story has 3 different personality combinations that create the trio of us. This includes me, Nerd. I…
Demon: He is the freaking stupid idiot that is the most worthless of us three.
*Punches Demon harder to knock him out*
Nerd: Well, as I was saying, I am the smarter, more logical one. Derp…
Derp: ._.
Nerd: ...can easily be explained. He usually doesn't talk in words…
Derp: :)
Nerd: ...or rather in emojis. He goofs around WAY to oftenly…
Derp: :( Dat's not nice.
Nerd: ...and is rather stupid. Demon on the other hand… is really just the extremely angry and troll-y person.
Derp: U totaly not make up dat word.
Nerd: Yeah, yeah, I get the idea. Demon is obviously going to ruin almost EVERYTHING! It's real annoying.
Demon: Not annoying as you. You're that one person who just goes over everything again and again. Let's shorten this chit-chat and start this up.
*Pushes random buttons*
Nerd: DON'T DO THA…
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Chapter 1: The Attack
Before Ash Ketchum was about to depart from Kalos, the entire gang, Serena, Bonnie, Clemont, and Ash, decided to have one last eat together in the airport.
"WHOOO!" Ash shouted as he walked out, patting his full tummy.
"Jeez Ash, I honestly am questioning the size of your stomach." Bonnie stated. "It always stays flat. Do you have an empty leg or something?"
"Bonnie! That's not nice of you to say that!" Clemont responded.
"It's fine!" Serena followed.
"See? 'It's fine!'" Bonnie stuck her tongue out to her older brother.
Everyone was here, right after their "final" get-together.
"I'm BORED!" Ash groaned with Pikachu facepalming on his shoulder. "What can we do? The plane departs in an hour!"
"I don't know, it's not like there's a battlefield right out..." Clemont went over some possibilities.
"There's a battlefield right out there!" Bonnie pointed outside of the glass window, and there it was: a perfectly great, but strangely empty, pokemon battlefield.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Clemont, hurry up! I want to battle one last time!" Ash already started racing down the big room towards the large glass windows.
"Big brother! Do what he says!" Bonnie retorted.
"Denne nenne!" Dedenne pops her head out from Bonnie's little bag.
"I'm going! I'm going!" Clemont, slowly but surely, started running towards the same destination, trying to catch up with the boy's energy.
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"So, the boss said to just shoot the first male who comes out here, then nab him?" A grunt talked to his partner with a large "E" on it.
"I don't know, and I don't care. This is the first time we can move up in ranks!" The other grunt responded.
"..." Both grunts were waiting patiently.
"What do you think the serum would do?" Grunt A asks.
"I'm not sure." Grunt B responds. "I think it had to do with mixing up a bit of the body's... DNA?"
"Oh look! Someone is coming out!"
The two grunts look at who comes out, and out comes a young boy with raven hair.
"Did you load the serum?"
"One step ahead." The second grunt already aimed the scope at his body, then pulled the trigger.
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*Sputter…*
Nerd: Seriously?! This is EXACTLY what happens if we don't warm it up first!
Demon: How should I know?! You are the only one who read the instruction manual!
*Derp walks over to the projector*
*Derp pushes some buttons*
*Projector starts running again*
Nerd and Demon: …
Derp: :) U hapy now?
Nerd: Okay… I've underestimated you…
*Derp pushes the big green button*
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Serena didn't even know what happened, but Ash just jerked slightly, like something shot him, then fell over. Her inner defense system immediately was activated, swinging open the large doors.
"!" Serena just gasped for a moment, to see how her secret crush had just fallen over with some type of… syringe in his shoulder.
"Hey! You girl!" Two men with black suits with a green "E" on their shirts charged out of the nearby bushes. "You have no place in this! Just go away, and you won't get hurt."
"So you're the ones who did this to Ash!" Serena screamed at them in pure anger and hate.
Just then, Clemont and Bonnie entered into the battlefield.
"C'mon Clem…" Bonnie's gaze turned from playful to horrified the moment she caught a glimpse of Ash's state.
"Oh great, more meddling kids…" The grunt on the right sighed.
"They don't look so powerful. We can easily beat them!" The grunt on the left replied.
"Come on out Braixen!" Serena released a Pokeball. "We need your help!"
"You too Luxray!" Clemont repeated the same action.
Both Pokemon were outside, shouting their respective names when formalized from the red ray.
"Pikachu pika!" Pikachu jumped in, always ready to defend his trainer.
"Well well well, the kids want to put up a fight." The grunt to the left chuckled. "Looks like we'll be able to get some target practice. Go Umbreon!"
"Come out Crobat!"
Wow, these grunts seem more powerful than Jesse, James, and Meowth. Serena investigated their pokemon and estimated their power.
"Crobat, use Poison Fang!" Crobat started to fly in, about to chomp Pikachu
"PIKA!" Pikachu smacked the Crobat's face with an Iron Tail, launching it into the nearby bushes.
"NOOO! CROBAT!" One of the grunts ran into said bushes to search for his partner.
"Stupid…" The grunt leftover muttered. "Umbreon, use Screech to lower their defense, then go in for Feint Attack!"
The screech affected both Pikachu and Luxray, and Umbreon ran fast like a shadow, and struck Pikachu from the behind.
Pikachu, however, was expecting this due to his battling experience and released a powerful thunderbolt which took the Umbreon out.
"No! I can't fail now… Not this close..." The grunt stated. "Umbreon, return! Go Sneasel!"
"Sneasel!" The cat-like pokemon came out and started to grin menacingly.
"Dive in for Metal Claw!" "Crobat, use Swift!" The other grunt, with no warning, charged out of the bushes with a badly-hurt Crobat.
"Oh, no you don't! Braixen, use Flamethrower onto Sneasel!" The fire-fox pokemon pointed her branch to the target, then blasted a column of heat.
"Block it with your own Swift, then use Wild Charge!" Clemnot shouted to his Luxray.
The Sneasel was hit with the blow of heat, and was knocked out faster due to type disadvantage. Crobat was taken out with the electrifying attack, causing both grunts to lose their pokemon.
"NO!" Both grunts shouted. "This wasn't supposed to happen!" The grunt to the left stated. "Our pokemon were MUCH stronger than this!"
"Pika pika pika PIKA, CHUUU!" The two weren't focusing on the Pikachu, and it was bad news for them. A super-powered lightning bolt shot from the yellow rodent pokemon and hit them hard enough to send them sailing away into the clouds…
"Come on, we'd better get Ash to some safety." Serena's emotion turned to sadness when she started to mention the unconscious boy.
"Ok then. Let's go." Clemont responded.
"Will Ash get any better?" Bonnie looked up to her brother, and her eyes were starting to gather up with tears.
"Yes," Clemont sighed. Hopefully…
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Nerd: Ok, so that went well for our first chapter.
Demon: It was pretty cheesey for the battle parts.
Derp: Us was nvr gud at dis stuf.
Nerd: Is it just me, or did Derp's grammar take a sudden shift from terrible to even more terrible?
Demon: Yeah, I think he did.
Derp: :P
Nerd: Oh well. Thanks for reading the first chapter of the first…
Derp: PUBLISHED
Nerd: ...story that AnonJolteon has wrote. We will see you next time!
Demon: Varying from tomorrow or after a million yea…
*Nerd starts chasing Demon with a wooden mallet*
Derp: Cya'll latre on! BAI!