/Hands down, this is the best title and description I've ever come up with, nothing compares. Also, how the fuck have I not written anything about Boku no Hero Academia yet, when #1 I watch that shit and #2 it's like the most popular shit right now. Guess I was too busy masturbating to black…

Alright that's enough for the intro. Grab an apple, prepare some whipped cream, and enjoy this shitty-ass story./

/PS: To that one friend who reads all of my fanfics and has no idea about this anime: Deku is Izuku's nickname. There, I saved you five seconds of using google, fucking piece of shit give me back my Aloe drink you greedy bastard./

So it all happened on a single lunch break in U.A. Highschool. Izuku was inserting rice BALLS into his mouth, when suddenly, out of nowhere, unexpectantly (?), Ochako approached him and engaged a conversation.

"Hi Deku!" she said, "I heard you punched the shit out of another mofo on your way to school today, is that right?"

"Oh, umm, yeah… that happened." Izuku replied, blushing.

"So that means your fists are very strong, right?"

"Ahaha, if you say so!" Izuku creamed his pants a little.

"Does that mean you could easily fist anybody, right?"

"Uhh… what do you mean?" Izuku asked.

"You know, like, fisting people really, really fucking hard."

"Well, it's not like I want to cause too much damage to my opponent…"

"But I mean like, fisting people so hard that they want to die." Ochako said.

"Umm…"

"Like, fisting them so hard that you almost rip them apart, and they cry and scream, but you keep going deeper, and then you release the fist in one swift motion, dealing tremendous damage to the poor victim's bottom, leaving their gaping hole slowly close before your eyes, and then you start round two, and so on, and so on, until the painful pleasure from the victim's ass being destroyed causes them to release their love fluids simply everywhere, in every direction, like from a geyser?"

"._."

Ochako sighed.

"Nevermind. I gotta go, see ya Deku." She said and left.

Izuku's immature brain started processing Ochako's words and eye signals. Then, he finally understood, and his face got all red, just like his dick. He got up quickly and shouted:

"Ochako! Did you really just suggest that you want me to fist your ass?!"

He forgot, though, that the entire school could hear him.

After five painfully awkward seconds of silence, something very peculiar happened.

"Izuku, I must inform you that fisting your classmate is strictly forbidden in every school on the planet." Iida informed him, "However, double fisting is just fine. Nowhere in the law books is it said that you can't use both of your hands to fist your classmate. In that case, it's okay."

Everyone looked at Iida, and another five seconds of awkward silence passed.

"I mean, it's not like I've read that rule specifically, pfft!" Iida got embarrassed and shat his pants.

Then everyone looked back at Deku. Then at Ochako, who still couldn't believe that Izuku was this fucking stupid. I mean, he does look pretty dumb, but damn, that was absolutely retarded.

Izuku just realized he made a fatal mistake, and that his social life is over by now. There's no way out of this. He screwed up really bad. He FUCKED up. He might as well kill himself, cuz there was no way he would gain any friends after this.

"Hey, everyone, Izuku is going to DOUBLE FIST Ochako!" Kaminari shouted.

Everyone started laughing very, very loudly. But, only for like three seconds, because everyone suddenly realized that Deku, that wimp, is getting some ass, while everyone around was a virgin and they got zero ass or dick.

Everyone felt really down and started crying. Ochako used this opportunity to grab Izuku by hand and run away from the cafeteria.

When they finally escaped, Ochako bitchslapped Izuku.

"What were you thinking?!" she screamed, "Did it not cross your head that shouting those things out loud might destroy both of our social lives?!"

"I-I-I'mm v-very s-ss-s-s-s-ssssorry, O-Ochako" Izuku mumbled out.

"I'm so angry that I could actually kick you in the balls!"

Ochako sighed.

"And you know what? I'm actually going to do it."

"WHAT?!"

And then Ochako destroyed poor Izuku's poor balls.

The world started spinning in his eyes, Ochako melted away, and his face had a close contact with the floor.

Next day morning…

Izuku woke up in the hospital wing. The doctor gave his balls a nice kiss and they got healthy again.

"Thanks, Recovery Girl…" Izuku said, still feeling down about the other day.

"Listen up, young man." Recovery Girl said, "I've got a very important lesson for you."

"What is it?"

"When a girl suggest that she wants you to fist her ass, the last thing you want to do is to shout it out loud in front of the entire school."

"Thanks, this is just what I needed to improve my mood, thank you. How about you tell me something I don't already know?"

"Something you don't know? Well how about that: If you keep being such an idiot, you will always have your balls destroyed by the opposite sex, and you will always have to keep coming here, to have your balls kissed by an old hag, just to have them healed and then crushed again."

"Then what the hell am I supposed to do?!" Izuku got very mad.

"GO THERE AND FIST HER GODDAMNIT!"

Izuku was surprised. Was this really the right way to solve this problem?

He breathed in and out. He had decided that he will go to Ochako's room, and fist the shit out of her until she dies.

"NO, you idiot!" Recovery Girl slapped him, "I know what you're thinking! You can't just go there and forcefully fist her to death!"

"Uhh, sorry…"

"Ask her, and THEN if she agrees, DESTROY her ass!"

With that knowledge, Izuku was prepared for everything. But he would still fist Ochako to death, even if she didn't agree. Izuku is not fucking around anymore.

He left the hospital wing and headed over to Ochako's whereabouts. He knew exactly where she was, thanks to his unusual smell sense. He could smell anything in 2 meter radius. Wait, what the fuck…

"Deku, where you goin'?" Ochako asked. She was right behind him this whole time.

"AAHHH! HOLY FUCK!" Izuku jumped, scared of Ochako's sneaky behavior.

"Lol, you're so awkward, Izuku." Ochako sighed, "I only asked where you're going and you're losing your shit already."

Izuku then calmed down, cleared his throat and looked Ochako in the eyes.

"Ochako." He started, "I was heading your way. I wanted to fist your ass."

"xD I'm sorry Deku, but your serious expression combined with what you just said is just too funny! I can't take it xDD Sorry, but this is too silly! Can we reschedule that fisting for tomorrow maybe? :) "

"._. bitch, I'm not taking 'no' for an answer."

And then, Izuku, that absolute crazy-ass nibba, grabbed Ochako, slammed her down on the floor, ripped off her pants and used his power to instantaneously push both of his fists up her ass.

Ochako tried to defend herself, but the moment the destruction of her ass began, she collapsed and gave it to the painful pleasure.

After ten hours of fisting, Izuku stopped the fisting. Ochako was drooling all over the floor.

"… I did it…" he whispered, "I FUCKING DID IT! I FISTED OCHAKO! No… I HAD A VERY INTIMATE MOMENT WITH A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX! I'M SO COOL!"

Ahh, Izuku, what a lucky bastard. Or is he…?

Because it turned out that the entire school was watching him all this time. Because he fisted Ochako in front of their classroom just before the lesson started. And it was evening now. And everyone watched all of that for the ten hours straight.

"Izuku, that was great." Iida gave him a thumbs up, "You actually listened to me and used both of your fists. I'm proud of you *sob* "

All the guys surrounded Izuku and asked the shit out of him on how he achieved that, and general advices on fisting. He didn't know what to reply, because he didn't know anything to be honest.

All the girls surrounded Ochako and helped her get up. They asked her how it felt, but they couldn't get an answer as well. Not because she didn't know, but because she wasn't able to speak.

That little incident got the attention of the teachers, parents, and the government. It soon was going to be the hot topic around the whole city…

To be continued…

Quick QnA:

Q: What are you trying to achieve with this story?

A: Absolutely nothing. I've hit the rock bottom a long time ago, don't expect decent writing or even logical flow of events.

Q: Are you aware that the characters in Boku no Hero Academia are 15 and you're just sexualizing teens?

A: That makes it even better. Also, do you realize that they actually showed every girl character naked in the hot springs chapter in the show?

Q: Smash or Pass *insert name here*?

A: It's always smash, nibba. No matter what.

Q: Are you retarded?

A: Yes.