Eraser Kung Fu

Summary: Shiro shows that ANYTHING can be a weapon if you put your mind to it.

Author's Notes: This is heavily inspired by the first episode of the old show Martial Law, I heavily suggest you watch it.

Story Start: Fuyuki High School Class Room

Shiro was not cowering. Anyone who asked him would get a completely logical answer that he was hiding behind the reinforced desk while Rin shot Gandr shots out of it only because he needed the time to think. That was his answer, and he was sticking to it thank you very much. His eyes darted around the room trying to figure a way out of here without doing too much damage to his fellow mage before his eyes landed on the blackboard erasers and he suddenly grinned a grin that would have had Caster shivering at the sight of it.

Rin finally took a break from firing her cursed shots into the room and narrowed her eyes as she tried to penetrate the smoke cloud she had thrown up. The instant she stopped firing, something shot out of the cloud and beaned her right between the eyes. As she took a startled step backwards, Shiro rushed out of the cloud and grabbed the eraser as it flew back with his right hand before his left came up with another eraser and hit her in the eye area again, leaving a white spot around both eyes even as the right came in for a relatively hard smack into her stomach area.

Shiro didn't give Rin any time to react as he launched a flurry of blows at his schoolmate, leaving the entire front of her school uniform, face, and hair completely white as he forced her to continuously back step until she hit the wall opposite of the classroom door. One final smack on the top of her head had her slumping to the ground in a daze and he quickly dropped the two erasers before he tore down the hall like he had the hounds of hell after him.

Rin blinked stupidly for a few moments and coughed a couple of times, blowing out clouds of chalk dust before she blearily looked down at whatever the hell kind of weapons that third rate magus had hit her with. She blinked a couple of more times before what she was seeing finally computed in her addled mind and sheer rage began filling her as she hollered "Erasers?! He attacked me with chalkboard erasers?! YOU ARE DEAD EMIYA!" Quickly leaping back up to her feet she tore down the hallway after her target, nothing but pure murder on her mind.

Already two flights of stairs down and now on the ground floor, Shiro couldn't help but snicker even as he ran for his life.

END