A Jedi is sent back in time by the Force to change the future. Parody OS, don't take it too seriously.
AN : I read a lot of fics where Obi-Wan is sent back to change things and nothing change or everything get way too complicated, way too fast. Well, this is not this kind of story.
Anakin and Obi-wan finally made their way to Chancellor Palpatine on the bridge of the Invisible Hand, General Grievous' ship, only for Dooku to show up with two battle droids. The old man did a flip over the railing, an impressing move for someone of his age, but the two Jedi stayed were not impressed.
The fight was on. Swords raging, words taunting, force pushing. Obi-wan was send to the floor, so Dooku went up the stairs to get the high ground against Anakin, as this was a sure way to win against him.
The two battle droids were quickly dispatched by Obi-Wan, the question was, why were they here in the first place ? Anyway, the Jedi Master went back to the battle , only to be sent flying again but inconscious this time.
Dooku did another flip over the railing, so Anakin did the same to follow him, but it was Dooku's mistake, because he did not have the high ground anymore. He did try to take the psychological high ground, but it was all in vain, because Anakin took both of his hands and sent him kneeling before him, his own light saber joining his enemy's against his neck.
« Good, Anakin, good », said Palpatine, chuckling, « kill him, kill him now ».
Anakin turned to look at the chancellor and said « Okay » and Dooku's red light saber was force-sent through the air, through the chest of the incredulous leader of the Republic. The word « Why » did not die on his lips : he did not have lips anymore, because as Anakin's arm went up, so did Dooku's light saber and the chancellor was cleaved clean in two.
« Why did you do this » said Dooku, incredulous and shell-shocked.
« Because I could » answered Anakin before cutting the Sith Lord's head off.
When Obi-Wan woke up, he was in an elevator shaft, on Anakin's back, with the elevator speeding towards them. They were forced to jump to safety and when this close brush with death was over, the Jedi Master saw that something was missing, or someone.
« Where is the chancellor ? » asked Obi-Wan.
« Dead » answered his old padawan, « killed by Dooku's light saber, just before I killed him. »
« Well, the Senate is going to be inconsolable, I suppose. Let's get out of here. »
Famous last words, because they were captured a second later.
« Ah yes, the Negociator, General Kenobi, we've been waiting for you. That wasn't much of a rescue. » commented Grievous while taking their light sabers. « And Anakin Skywalker... »
But whatever Grievous wanted to say went unsaid, because the light saber in his hand went off, the blade passing through his skull.
« Seriously, who waves about a light saber before an enemy with telekinesis ? » said Anakin when all the expendable droids where dispatched.
« A good timing, my old padawan, » said Obi-Wan. « A second later and it was your head. »
« To bad the chancellor wont see the end of the war. » said Anakin, his smirk carefully concealed.
« Neither will we if we don't take an escape pod, » commented Kenobi.
« Yes Master, you're right, lets go. »
And Anakin lived happily ever after. But was still kicked out of the Jedi Order because commitment is bad and hurray for casual sex, I guess ?