Yang and Blake standing outside Team SSSN's dorm

Blake: "I don't know, do I have to tell him today?"

Yang: "The longer you put this off, the harder this will be." (knocks on door)

Sun(opens door, wearing absolutely no shirt) : "Hey Blake, can you come back later? Now's not a good time."

Blake(takes deep breath) : "No I can't, there's no easy way to say this, but I've been cheating on you with Yang."

Yang: "Sorry bra."

Sun: "Hmm, well that sucks, but honestly its kind of a relief."

Blake: "What do you mean?"

Sun: "Well I've been cheating on you too."

Blake: "Oh my god."

Yang: "See, this is perfect. Now everyone's happy."

Blake: "Who were you cheating on me with?"

Sun: "Weeeeelll-"

Ruby (wearing nothing, but Sun's shirt): "Honey, come back to bed."

Yang: "WHAT DA FUCK!"

Adam: "Humans shouldn't just fear the Faunus, they should serve the Faunus."

Sienna: "...You know what, you make a good case. Okay Adam, I'll step down and give you complete control of the White Fang."

Adam O_O: "...Wait seriously, oh man and ta think I was this close to killing you."

Sienna: "What?!"

Adam: "Uh nothing, let's go attack Haven."

Jaune and Pyrrha making out and getting frisky

Pyrrha: "Whisper something dirty into my ears."

Jaune: "I wanna see your cock in my mouth."

Pyrrha: "WHAT!"

Jaune: "WHAT NO-UH NOTHING, NEVER MIND!"

Sun eating cereal

Blake: "Nyah."

Sun: "NO BLAKE NO!"

Blake: "NYAH!"

Sun: "GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM MY FOOD, GET YOUR ASS BACK INTO THE GARAGE, I WILL MOVE YOUR LITTER BOX TO THE FUCKING STREET!"

Neptune: "Maybe if you weren't such a cock tease, Blake wouldn't be all up in your food bro."

Yang squeezing Juniors balls

Yang: "People say you know everything, tell me where I can find her and I'll let you go."

Junior: "I ain't telling you shit."

Yang: "Really? Not even if I do THIS!" (squeezes harder)

Junior: "AAAHHHH HARDER BITCH, SQUEEZE EM HARDER!"

Yang: "What?"

Junior: "TWIST MY NIPPLES"

Yang: "Okay this isn't how I saw this playing out."

Junior: "SPANK ME YOU DIRTY WHORE!"

Mercury: "Y'all are some ignorant fucking cunts."

Blake: (gasps)

Weiss: (gasps)

Yang: (growls)

Nora: "I want you to piss in my vagina."

Kali(looking at Sun): "I like him"

OOOOOHHHH YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

Mercury and Emerald holding the Fall Maiden Amber in place. Cinder takes out a giant two sided dildo

Amber (scared) : "Please no."

Qrow: "Well Ruby, turns out I'm not your biological father and I'm in no way related to you."

Ruby: "What do we do now."

Qrow(Stares seductively) OOOOOHHHH YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

Neo: "I was seconds away from stabbing Yang to death and people still ship me with her and her sister."

Glynda: "I don't think that Arc kid knows how to unlock his aura."

Ozpin: "So?"

Glynda: "So you just launched him into the air without knowing what a landing strategy is into a Grimm infested forest. What happens when he dies and someone from his family swears vengeance on you. You know, like Hazel."

Ozpin: "Bitch, I'm immortal I don't give a shit."

Sun, Blake, Velvet all standing by.

Velvet: "OMG I am like so excited for this movie its gonna be epic."

Sun: "Hell yeah it is, when's Yang coming?"

Blake: "She'll be here, she said she has a surprise for us."

Velvet: "Hey I think I see here n-...Oh...My god."

Yang (arrives wearing cat ears): "Hey guys, y'all pumped up to see Lazer Team 7?"

Sun O_O: "Yang...What are you wearing?"

Yang: "Like my cat ears, made em myself. I think they make me look sexy."

Velvet: "I...I can't, I WOW Yang, I can't even look at you right now." (leaves)

Yang: "Whoa, wait Velvet what did I do?"

Velvey: (off in the distance) "DON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME YANG!"

Yang: "Seriously, what did I do?"

Sun: "Yang, you can't just wear something like that. That's like, really offensive to us."

Yang: "Gah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cause offense. I just, you know wanted to be like you guys."

Blake: "Yang, come with me. We're gonna have a LOOONNG talk."