Disclaimer: I in no way shape or form own any of the characters that appear in this story. This is being made purely for entertainment porpuses and to satisfy my craving for Goten stories.

Son Goten

Sword Art Online. The new game that has encapsulated the interest of people the world over. Thanks to the functionality of the nerve gear, the game has been able to capture the express feeling of being in a fantasy world, the lush green grass, the medieval towns, even the wildlife currently being torn apart by a 14 year old boy.

screeches of a boar as a pair of hands rip through its intestents*

"It's just a game, he said. It'll be FUN he said! I'm going to punt Yamcha the next time I see him!"

This, was Goten, with his pitch black messy hair and a lean body with muscles suited to a weight lifter, he's the spitting image of his father Goku.

And also in the middle of scaring the bijibites out of his two new freinds.

A boy with smoothed down, jet black hair that was just barely shorter than Goten couldn't help but just stare at how his friend was mutalating a random boar that they had encountered once when they had left the first town. Hesitantly, he looked up at their third companian, a decently tall young man with messy hair that was a light brown, bordering on red, and a small stubble growing on his chin.

"Um, should we, do something?"

"Kirito, I am honest to god terrified to go anywhere close to Goten at the moment, if I had to pee before entering this game, I am sure my blatter would be empty for the next couple of months."

Knowing exactly how his freind felt, he just nodded numbly, continuing to stare as Goten continued to turn the poor boar into litteral ribbons.

"Y-yeah, right."

Earlier that day

"THIS IS THE BEST BIRTH-DAY GIFT EVER!!!"

Goten was ecstatic. He was actually experiencing virtual reality and it was amazing! He could do so much, he could do whatever he wanted and didn't have to worry about getting in trouble with his mom or anyone else!

"I'm going to give Yamcha the biggest hug the next time I see him"

He plopped down in the grass, right next to the two people he met since this whole thing started.

Kirito let out a small chuckle, "This whole thing must really mean alot to you, huh?"

"Well, duh! this is the first time I've ever experienced this kind of thing," Goten sighed "It really is amazing"

He looked over just in time to see Klien finish stretching, only to let out a huge yawn, "Oh man, well I have to say, this whole day certainly has been something else hasen't it? I'm glad to have met you guys, but it's starting to get pretty late, and some freinds should be coming over to my house soon" Oh yeah, they did spend alot of time together today, it's funny, the three of them just sorta met randomly, next thing he knows, the three of them are sitting near a cliff, talking as if they knew eachother their whole life. He kind of didn't want it to end.

He was thinking about voicing his thoughts, but Kirito spoke up first, "Why don't we meet up tommorow? I'm free, how about you guys? Maybe then we could actually get some progress done in this game"

Goten grinned "Yeah, that sounds great! Let's do it!"

Klien thought about for a second before smiling at the other two "Okay, I think I'm free tommorow, why not? I'm in"

The three of them just talked for a few seconds afterwards, agreeing to the time and place they would meet, before Klein finnaly decided to log out, only for a new problem to arise.

"Uh, guys? Where's the logout button?"

Goten and Kirito gave a simultaneous "huh?" before opening up their menus to see what the problem was, Kirito being the first to respond, "The hell? The logout button should be right here! What happened!?" It was then that Goten started to get a very bad feeling, something was wrong, something was very wrong, but before he could give voice to his concerns, the three of them were enveloped in a bright light, and they were suddenly back in the main town, surrounded by every other player in SAO.

Before any of them could truly asses the situation, a large shadow enveloped the area, belonging to a giant red cloak, addorned with yellow edges.

For some reason, Goten felt his day was about to take a very drastic turn. And so he decided to just say the first thing that popped into his head.

"Oh, crapbaskets"

Aaaand scene, that's it for todays chapter everyone, but before I leave you I should probably make a few things clear,

The setting: this takes place in my "Dragon Ball Zenkai" AU, and as such, there are several differences to the actual shows this is based off, namely, Goten, in this AU, Goku had married Bulma instead of Chichi and as such, Gohan and Goten are both their children. For the most part, you won't have to worry about the Dragon Ball side of things being changed all that much, hopefully though, I'll get to doing the Zenkai story soon enough so I wont have to worry about it.

As for the SAO characters just magically being in the world of Dragon Ball? Just roll with it, the Dragon Ball setting does actually seem suprizingly realistic to me, so it isn't too hard to think the SAO characters could exist there.

Well, that's all for now, tell me what you think, and any critizism is welcome

Ciao!