Lets Brawl!

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I do not own Naruto

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Naruto Namikaze, eldest of the three 'Holy Children' of Konoha, the two being his siblings. Now hold on before you start assuming, this isn't your regular Naruto neglect story, or a angsty Naruto hates his parents story, no this is something much different.

Ever since Naruto started training with his siblings and his father, Minato Namikaze the esteem Fourth Hokage of hidden in the leaves, he didn't grasp the fundamentals of Chakra or Ninjutsu. Despite being born into a family of geniuses, he was not a genius himself, no Naruto is thick headed, stubborn and brash. Naruto always solved problems with his fist, broken vase? PUNCH IT, sweeping up the floor, PUNCH IT! Evil cat Tora terrorizing Genins? PUNCH IT!

Yes, Naruto Namikaze isn't one for words, he's a muscle head.

This set him apart from his brother and sister, Kamina Namikaze and Chitoge Namikaze Chito for short. Kamina is a red hair lad with green goggles on his head and three whisker marks on his face, he has violet eyes like his mother but with has his father's features, Chito has blond hair and blue eyes just like Naruto and Minato, she too has whisker marks on her cheeks (Think a young Chitoge Kirisaki from Nisekoi!) . Y'all already know Naruto has the whiskers.

Minato and plenty other fine tutors desperately try to help this blond dunderhead, sadly they all came to one conclusion.

He hasn't inherited Minato's brain, and was another Kushina. Something this world is not yet ready for.

Now I know I have got you curious on the three 'holy children' of Konoha bit, you see on October 10th there was this huge fox, Minato split said fox in three pieces, an idea he got from an ancient mythology of two gods who were brothers, one who cut his other brother and scatter his body all over the land of Winds. Minato used that myth has his muse, and with it he figured out to conquer the mighty demon, to split and seal the great beast into his three children. The Yin in Naruto, Yang in Kamina and the soul in Chito. The villagers rejoice that those children were born on that day dubbing them the title Three Holy Children of Konoha.

Now let's get on to the actual story.

As I was saying before I went into a necessary explanation, so you can get the gist of things snuck out of his family's Seal theory lessons, to have real fun since the Academy is starting just next week.

Besides who doesn't love fun?

Naruto walked through Konoha, waving at the passersby who smiled and waved back, some hesitant as they know he has the 'Dark' side of Kyubi in them, but they have their Yondaime to protect them, so they feel no worry.

Naruto whistled a Jaunty tune as he started run he has a feeling that his father sent one of many tutors he has to search for him, and he just cannot deal with Ebisu at the moment. His short but shaggy hair blew in the air giving the wind access to kiss his face. Our knucklehead stopped in front of a building he swore he never saw before, curiosity taking over the small seven-year-old urged him to investigate this 'mysterious' building.

As he entered he sore he went into a world of wonders, It was like heaven for a kid like him. Big burly men lifting weights, punching bags of all shapes and sizes, ranging from long cylinder ones to small one where a lean guy was punching in a rapid pace. In the center there was a large ring where two men were at it, trading blows, pivoting dodging.

It was beautiful.

Naruto felt a hand clasp his shoulders, he saw a large tall man who was HUGE! Muscles everywhere, hell even muscles on his goddamn nose! Wait is his eyes flexing?!

He had short neat light brown hair with a mustache parlor. He wore a green sleeveless skin-tight top and shorts (Escanor from Seven deadly sins).

"Ohoh, what a surprise one of the Holy children is here to grace our presence, what are you doing here lad?" The hulk of a man asked with amusement evident in his voice.

"W-what is this place?" Naruto asked in wonder. The man laughed seeing the star in the child eyes.

"I'm Bulat and welcome the Salty Spittoon, Konoha's only boxing gym!" The now revealed Bulat said with a large grin.

"Boxing?" Naruto asked, out of all the Taijutsu he have heard he never heard of Boxing, Bulat raised an eyebrow until he remembered that the child in front of him is of a Ninja descent,

"Boxing is a civilian sport kiddo, while you Ninjas have your fancy Smancy taijutsu, we civilians, those who wish to learn that is have Boxing." Bulat explained. Naruto eyes widened, how come his parents never introduced this style of fighting to him, he would be more interested other than slapping other people with open palms and called that Taijutsu.

"Why don't Ninja use Boxing?" Naruto asked. Bulat sctrached the back of his head, "They complain it leaves to much openings but everything can fixed with practise, these Ninjas only want quick precise kills like wheres the challenge in that huh?"
Naruto nodded in agreement, when he would ever spar with Kamina or Chito they always beat him to fast and leave quickly, like stay and fight some more damn it!

Naruto suddenly got an idea for the first time in his life. That's right this brat never thinks.

"Can you teach me to box?" Naruto asked Bulat, Bulat put his hands to his waste and tilted his head upwards, as if he were looking down on Naruto.

"Aren't you supposed to go to the Academy next week and learn you Fancy Smancy Taijutsu there?" Bulat asked he was about to turn and leave when Naruto shouted,

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT TAIJUTSU, I'LL BE THE FIRST NINJA TO USE BOXING AND ONLY BOXING, BELIEVE IT!"

Everyone in the salty spittoon stop their reps, spars and practise and stared at Naruto in shock. Soon deep thunderous laughter broke out in the room, Naruto could feel his body shake from the vibration of this many deep voiced many laughing at the same time.

"I like you kid," Bulat said with a large grin, "Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, your body is to weak right now so the least you can do is to punch this Sandbag, come I'll show you the basics!"

Naruto had a large grin broke out on his face, he was about to follow when he heard a voice he would damn it to hell if he could.

"ABSOLUTLEY NOT!" Said voice screetched, "THE HONORABLE SON WILL NOT BE TAUGHT ANYTHING IN THIS FILT!"

Every one turned and found a Ninja with dark circular shades and a bandana sporting the Konoha symbol signifying that he's a ninja.

"AGH EBISU!" Naruto yelled, "SORRY BULAT BUT CAN YOU HOLD THOSE LESSON OF UNTIL NEXT TIME?"

Bulat who was glaring at Ebisu laughed, he opened the window for Naruto to leap out from.

"C'mon kiddo, skiddadle."

Naruto leaped out of the window with an outraged Ebisu on his heal, Bulat stared at the reteatign back of the blond.

"First Ninja to use Boxing," Bulat muttured, he then reached for his side where a large scar hid beneath his top,"I hope you're the first Ninja to successfully use Boxing, Namikaze."

-End-

What do you guys think, should I start this off as a series, are you interested in it? Let me know!

Your Papa,
Papapryce