"-And another thing, how did the author come up with the idea to punch holes into paper like that? The bright colors and innovative design capture the reader's attention, but the use of repetition and outlandish narrative make it easy for even an inexperienced reader to grasp the basic patterns of reading comprehension -"

"I thought you didn't care about 'that stupid baby book'," Mist pointed out.

They were walking together not by choice, as Raigh would like it to be known to every Hero in the castle, but because their barracks were in the same direction. That was the only reason.

It wasn't like he secretly thought Mist was a very nice person and wanted to share his overly detailed analysis of a book clearly not targeted at his age or reading ability with anyone or anything.

"Because I don't care about that stupid book!" he quickly replied, before he went back to rambling.

Aaaand this marks the end of all the Hungry Caterpillar jokes I had planned.