Piper and Leo

Piper: Honey

Leo: yes

Piper: no get honey

Leo: already did

Piper: Bananna

Leo: you know how i feel aboout bannanas

Piper: dont care get em

Leo: you owe me

Piper: only apples

Leo: do we need jam

Piper: uh yea but get that apple one

Leo: oh

Piper: um Leo

Leo: what

Piper: u are not not going to believe this but

Leo: oh my god what

Piper: COOKIES

Leo: your lucky theres a 24 hour store cus im not doing this ever again NOT AT 2;30 IN THE MORNING

Piper: dont you dare yell at me you want me to blow you up

Leo: you know that hurts

Piper: yea but it wont kill you

Leo: yea your lucky im already dead

Piper: are you almost done

Leo: yea why

Piper: well don't finish just yet Chris wants some things he's coming

Leo: ok hes here now he orbed around the corner

Piper: ok he can have whatever he wants he need to eat

Leo: someone didn't like that

Piper: dont care he is being fed, grab everything he touches and likes

Leo: got it

Leo: Chris want to know if you want any magazines

Piper: you know what one i like but don't let Chris see what it is sneak it in

Leo: any others

Piper: nah

Leo: i don't really know why you like those knitting books

Piper: what ive been knitting chris some little booties

Leo: and im guessing Wyatt's little hat was you

Piper: the blue or the green one cuz the green one will be Chris's when its done

Leo: the one you originally did for Wyatt with the butterfly's

Piper: ill take them off and put cats on them

Leo: but he's allergic to cats

Piper: WHAT HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT

Leo: just told me

Piper: what about little piglets

Leo: doesn't like bacon

Piper: wow a guy that doesn't like bacon

Piper: what about boats

Leo: gets sea sick

Piper: trucks

Leo: Chris said no

Piper: WHAT HE KNOWS

Leo: he knows about the picture not what its on

Piper: ok ok, what about his own name

Leo: bit long for a hat

Piper: not for Chris

Leo: hes ok with just a name

Piper: what is he doing anywny

Leo: looking at wines

Piper: wines?

Leo: yea

Piper: didnt know he was a drinker

Leo: aperantly not, hes looking at it for cooking

Piper: awwwwwww momma's little chef

Leo: ok hes done where coming home in 5

Piper: ok ok ust hurry with my pickles

Chris and Piper

Piper: Omg Wyatt said his first word

Chris: and why are you telling me this

Piper: im just to exited

Chris: just wait till my first words

Piper: what is it what is it

Chris: nope you know i wont tell you

Piper: oh come on chrissy

Chris: for that your deffently not knowing

Piper: please

Chris: nope

Piper: does it invole FC

Chris: FC?

Piper: future consequences

Chris: oh yea big time

Piper: what not even a clue

Chris: nope

Piper: come on

Chris: i wont tell you a word about my past

Piper: what you cant even tell me if you say momma as your first word

Chris: what makes you thing that was my first word

Piper: so dadda or daddy was your first

Chris: nether

Piper: is it one of your aunts cus you know how Phoebe would react

Chris: nice try no

Piper: tell me or your grounded

Chris: fine ill give you a clue

Piper: well then

Chris: it comes at the lest expected time but the most helpful

Piper: well that could be anything

Chris: thats the point of the clue

Piper: something better than that

Chris: nope you will just have to wait and see

Piper: do you want tacos for dinner

Chris: nope

Piper: well what do you want

Chris: anything but tacos

Piper: why what's wrong with them

Chris: just a bad experience with them that's all

Piper: ok no tacos tonight

Piper: Pizza

Chris: why are you asking me what about everyone else

Piper: nope everyone else is out its us you me and wyatt tonight

Chris: well if you letting me choose

Piper: well then what do you want

Chris: dont laugh

Piper: what

Chris: we get MacDonald's, take wyatt to the play ground and have dinner out side

Piper: meet me at the manor in 20

Chris: orbing over now

Leo and Chris

Leo : Bannana

Chris: um what

Leo : pears

Chris: naming fruits ok then

Leo : apples

Chris: no thanks

Leo : watermelon

Chris: Leo what do you want

Leo : Bubbles

Chris: did you knock over any positions

Leo : bubble gum pink

Chris: im guessing you did

Leo : unicorns

Chris: where are you

Leo : the castle

Chris: ok manner then ok coming

Leo : Chrissy becarefull

Chris: why wats wrong

Leo : theres puppys everyehere

Chris: why are there puppys

Leo : i wanted puppies so i orbed them to me

Chris: this will be fun

Sisters

Phoebe : whats wrong with Leo

Piper: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Paige: whats wrong

Phoebe : he's on the floor spinning in circles

Piper: im confused

Phoebe : oh hang on Chris is here

Phoebe : he says Leo knocked over a potion and its just a harmless reaction

Piper: is he ok

Paige: how bad is it

Phoebe : it will wear off in a few hours

Piper: not Leo, chris is he ok

Paige: what you care about your son more than your husband

Piper: well we know leo is already loopy but no one said anything about Chris is he ok

Phoebe : chris is fine hes just having trouble breathing

Piper: WHAT

Phoebe : yea he cant stop laughing at Leo and i cant blame him atm

Piper: what hes smiling thats a rare sight quick get photos

Phoebe : even better i filmed it

Piper: SEND IT TO ME NOW

Paige: AND ME

Phoebe: will do

Piper: is Chris breathing yet

Phoebe: yea he is

Piper: good

Disclamer: don't own charmed and never will

AN : this story will be similar to another story I once done called texting Storybrooke from the Once Upon A Time category, I wanted to give this a go in a charming way