Episode 1: Homeward Bound
The time of connection…has come.
OP: Dragon Ball Galactic Mission Main Theme
Narrator: Darth Darklord, also known as Galen…is dead, sacrificing himself to defeat Darth Sidious & save his galaxy from the evil Sith Lord. Meanwhile, Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One, has been saved from the corruption that plagued him. However, victory has come at a great loss: The Jedi Order & the Republic are no more. Now, what will our heroes do?
Several hours after Darklord's death…
The group has returned to the Jedi Temple & are sitting around. The heroes' ship is in the corner, & Galen's body lies near Moltar & Scarlet Fist. No one speaks.
Alkaline: Captain, are you okay? You haven't said anything since…well, you know.
Captain Parkour: …It should have been me, Al. I should've been the one to die.
Emo: What are you talking about?
Captain Parkour: Galen…he was a better hero than I'll ever be. He didn't deserve this fate. Look at me! I can talk a big fight, but really, I'm the weakest one here! I have no Ki, no magic, no fancy gadgets; I'm just a guy in spandex running around & speaking random nonsense! Face it, it should have been me. Compared to Galen…no one needs me.
Alkaline: …We need you.
Emo: Yeah, maybe you are weak, but you're still our leader.
Captain Parkour: …Thanks guys.
Zombie Skater: So…what should we do? With…Galen, I mean?
Sir Sayian: We should give him a proper burial back home. He deserves the highest honors.
Stoplight Eye: I don't know about you, but I'm ready for this vacation to be over. I ain't ever coming back here again.
Zombie Skater: Same here. Let's go home.
The heroes gather up, Moltar carrying Galen's body, & board the ship. However, before they get on, Anakin, Padme, & Dooku approach them.
Anakin: Wait. I have not right to ask you this, but…can we come with you?
Emo: With us? What about your kids?
Anakin: Obi-Wan & Master Yoda said they'll look over them; train them to be Jedi…hopefully, better then I ever was.
Dooku: And I am still a war criminal. Besides, that was the deal you made with the Council, was it not?
Scarlet Fist: …Sure, welcome aboard.
Everyone gets in, & the ship starts up, disappearing in a flash of light.
One hour later…
The ship lands in the middle of the Cul-De-Sac. Everyone disembarks.
Dooku: So, this is your universe. It seems primitive, but if the people here are anything like you…
Just then, he walks into a sticky substance on the ground.
?: GET 'EM!
Suddenly, Ed comes flying out from a bush!
Ed: Prepare to meet your maker!
Dooku instinctively tries to use the Force…only for nothing to happen.
Dooku: Oh dear.
Ed lands on top of the old man, sending them both to the ground. Eddy runs out of the bush.
Eddy: Hey, that's not an alien!
The young boy then spies the rest of the group.
Eddy: Oh, hey guys! Who's the old geezer?
Ed pulls himself & Dooku off from the ground.
Sir Sayian: This is Count Dooku, & these are Anakin & Padme Skywalker. They've decided to move here from the Star Wars galaxy.
Eddy: Oh, more neighbors! Cool! Even more good news!
Alkaline: Something good happened?
?: You can say that.
Everyone turns & sees…Mark!
Heroes: MARK!
They all rush up to the half-angel.
Moltar: Man, are you a sight for sore eyes!
Mark: Wow, the vacation was that bad, huh?
The young man then notices something.
Mark: Wait…where's Darklord?
Scarlet Fist: …Go get Double D & Bardock. Something's happened.
Thirty minutes later…
Everyone is in the ship. Team Chronicle looks shocked.
Eddy: Darklord…is dead?
Bardock: …Damn. Well, he died a noble death. And I suppose he died at peace.
Mark: Scarlet, Moltar, I'm sorry for your loss. Is there anything we can do?
Sir Sayian: We must arrange a funeral. He deserves to be remembered.
Double D: Very well. I can recite Christian funeral speeches if you wish.
Eddy: I'll go look for some wood to make a coffin. Should we bury him out at Car-Wreck Rock?
Mark: Yeah, good idea. Let's do it.
One hour later…
Everyone, along with the other Cul-De-Sac children, are gathered around Car-Wreck Rock, watching Darklord's coffin lowered into a hole dug by Ed.
Double D: Father, We are grieving over the unexpected loss of our friend, Galen. He walked a path of darkness, but still, his heart was full of light. He placed his spirit in your hands, oh Lord; let him find peace in your kingdom. Amen.
Ed walks up to a pile of dirt & starts putting over the coffin. The hole is quickly covered.
Moltar: Goodbye, Galen.
Eddy: What do you mean? Can't we just bring him back with the Dragon Balls?
Mark: It doesn't work like that. Darklord didn't come from our universe, & Garterbelt told me that they don't work on people from other universes. He's…really gone.
Anakin: This is my fault. I saved Sidious' life. If it weren't for me, Galen would still be alive.
Mark: Hey, don't do that to yourself. Sidious killed him, not you. This isn't your fault.
Eddy: Plus, judging from his final words, he doesn't seem to blame ya. Anyway, there's gotta be a way to bring him back.
Just then, a giant metal orb materializes in the sky! Everyone jumps to their feet.
Double D: Good Lord! An invasion? Now?!
Eddy: You've got to be KIDDING me!
The orb starts to land, shrinking to a much smaller size. When it lands, it starts projecting a hologram of a familiar face.
Ed: Hey, it's the announcer from the tournament!
Eddy: When did he get a spaceship?
Announcer: Hi, Team Chronicle! Sorry for the surprise, but I have some news for you. Since you enjoyed the Tenkaichi Budōkai, I've decided to host an even bigger tournament, one that spans multiple universes. I call it…the Universal Fighting Tournament! Or the UFT for short.
Mark: UFT, huh?
Moltar: Is he kidding?! We just lost our friend! Why the hell would we ever compete in that?!
Announcer: I plan for eight world to compete, with eight fighters each world. It'll be mostly 1-on-1 fights. But the best part is the prize; a wish from the Super Dragon Balls!
Double D: Super Dragon Balls?
Announcer: They're…well, super versions of the Dragon Balls. They can grant only one wish, but it can be anything!
Scarlet Fist: Anything?
Announcer: So, you guys would make five, plus a mystery fighter I've selected, so if you can find two more people to add to your team, you can add them to the roster. This thing will be here for a week, so don't take too much time!
A button appears on the orb's front.
Mark: Well, I think I already know who to pick. Moltar? Scarlet? You up for it?
Scarlet Fist: If we win…we can use the wish to bring Galen back!
Moltar: Count us in!
Mark: Alright then.
Mark hits the button & the hologram appears again.
Announcer: Wow, that was fast. Alright, who did you pick?
Mark: Moltar & Scarlet Fist.
Announcer: Really? Wow, it'll be great seeing them again! Well, if that's all…
The announcer then notices Anakin & Dooku.
Announcer: Hey, aren't you Anakin Skywalker & Count Dooku?
Anakin: Uh…yes we are.
Announcer: Hey, that's great! I had a hard time picking a Jedi & Sith to represent your universe. You two want to take part?
Dooku: Very well. Skywalker, will you join me?
Anakin: …Okay. I'll do it. But only to bring Galen back.
Announcer: Awesome! So, without further ado…preparing teleportation!
Mark: Wait, NOW!?
The orb shots out a beam of light that hits the nine. The disappear into the orb, which then takes off & vanishes.