Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto

Warning: Exposition, swearing.

I often thought about what it would be like in another world, what it would be like to be in the story, the older I got, the more I realized... I don't want that. I like being happy, healthy, free from violence, death, and enemies plotting your demise, friends turning foes, as a tween like every other I angst-ed about how my life sucked and blah, blah, blah, but now I realize how AMAZING I have it.

Both of my parents are alive, I've never gone through any serious trauma, I've never seen a person die, or had a person close to me die, I've rarely seen death and when I do, is always a pet that dies. I have siblings, who though they are far from perfect, cause who is, they're awesome considering what I could have got.

Don't get me wrong, my life was far from perfect. I have social anxiety, I stress a lot over the future, I've shut myself away from everyone, I have no friends, and any friends I do have always leave me behind after barely getting know me, it can leave you with some self esteem issues. I have a quick temper, and I have hard time focusing. I'm stubborn and a bit arrogant, though I've gotten better at catching myself. I also talk. A lot.

I am also incredibly naive at times. I try not to be, seriously, every time I think I'm not, WAM I get it with another eye opening shit mess that I encounter.

But it my life, and nothing, absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the mess the I encountered after I died.

I still don't know how, though. The death dude, or Shinigami, or whatever got my papers messed up, and I may have throw a few things at him, demanding to know exactly how I'd died, and why. However, I may have accidentally fallen through this strange portal thingy out of rebellion flipping them all off and BAM! Next thing I know I'm waking up to find several things wrong.

One: This is not my bed.

Two: I was child. Again.

Three: I have a male appendage that was not there before.

Upon coming to these conclusions, I screamed. Loudly. I think I heard some bird fly away outside. I hurled myself out of bed and looked around frantically looking for the bathroom. Then I darted to find the bathroom, quickly locating it, and stared at myself in the mirror.

Once again, I went to scream, but no sound came out, instead, I got the erg to empty out my stomach into the toilet.

I stumbled up, my hands shaking, and fell back on the floor, panting and shaking. I couldn't believe, no, I never wanted this, this can't be real!

But this was real, and the face staring back at me in the mirror, was one Sasuke Uchiha of the bloody leaf village.

Son of a-

Welp. I've been wanting to do this kind of thing for a while, but now I've finally gotten around to doing it.