*I still don't own RWBY or Naruto!*


"To be the Hokage! That is my dream!" = Talking

"COME OVER HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" = YELLING

'Where is that pesky light switch?' = Thinking

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu! (Summoning Jutsu!) = Jutsu/Demon & Summon Talking

'Stupid humans! Bunch of hairless apes!' = Demon & Summon Thinking

"DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL?!" = DEMON & SUMMON YELLING


Crazy Lady + A Council Meeting


"Well, Hokage-Sama, from what Ibiki and Inoichi have told me it seems that Sasuke is totally unfit to be a ninja. When Inoichi probed his mind using his clan's signature Mind Walking Jutsu, what he saw was disturbing. More specifically, concerning his emotional orbs." Kakashi explained.

"Emotional orbs? What do those have to do with this?" Hiruzen asked.

Although, the sinking feeling in his gut told the old Hokage that he probably doesn't want to know.

"From a psychological standpoint, they mean everything. Inoichi told me that red emotional orbs represent a person's darker emotions such as anger, deception, and madness. Normally, a person would only have a few of these within their mind. But Sasuke… his mind is filled to the brim with them! Not a single orb representing things like happiness, friendship, love, or any other positive emotions anywhere in sight! And Inoichi hadn't even scratched the surface of Sasuke's mind!" Kakashi further explained. "The ideals of the Uchiha Elders are so deeply ingrained within Sasuke's mind that he's most likely to become a flight risk should he be allowed to become a Shinobi. He has a Superiority Complex as well as an Inferiority Complex, and sees anybody who he deems as a weakling become stronger than himself, Uchiha or otherwise, as a threat to his own superiority."

Hiruzen sighed as he exhaled smoke through his nostrils. He was afraid of something like this happening. Because of Danzo and his own support on the Civilian Council, Sasuke was treated as the village Golden boy and made to believe that he is Kami's gift to the world. But in reality, Danzo wants loyal Sharingan wielding soldiers for himself. And the warhawk figures the best way to do so would be to get an Uchiha on his side. And a mentally unstable boy like Sasuke seems to be his ideal candidate.

"What are Ibiki and Inoichi's recommendations?"

"They recommend, in all honesty, that Sasuke be dropped from the Shinobi program and be put through rehabilitation with a Yamanaka who is completely unbiased. Unlike the one the Civilian Council, or the majority of it, hired for Sasuke's initial one." Kakashi replied.

"I see. That'll be all, Kakashi. You'd best not keep your team waiting any longer than they already have, as I know you're trying to break that habit." Hiruzen said.

Looking at the wall clock, Kakashi saw that the Hokage is right. Looks like this meeting took longer than he expected. At least he has a believable excuse as to why he's late this time, unlike how he usually makes up excuses like how Obito used to do. Then again, his claims about helping the elderly do seem like logical and reasonable excuses for being late. Not like he himself wasn't late at least once or twice when he and his team were Genin.

Bowing to the Hokage, Kakashi left for the academy in a standard Shunshin. He's got his own group of students to pick up.


...At the Academy (Same Time)...


"So, what do you guys think our new instructors will be like?" Naruto asked.

"Beats me. Honestly, though, it's too much of a drag to think about." Shikamaru replied.

Ino gained a tick mark on her temple at what her teammate just said as Chouji just munched away at his chips like he usually does. At least Shikamaru went to his mother and asked for help to break his lazy habits. But this near constant eating from her food loving teammate seemed to be trying even Naruto's patience, and he's not known for being the most patient guy around.

"Really?" groaned Naruto.

"What? I'm hungry, and you know how my clan's biology is!" Chouji exclaimed after swallowing, defending his eating habits.

"Yeah, but too many chips aren't good for you. Try an apple or something." the whiskered boy lectured.

I know. Surprising when you think about who gave this lecture, am I right? But Chouji just ate another chip and just kept eating. But this time, at least, at a slower pace than he was before, which at that point made him look like he's never eaten in all his life.

"No thanks. Chips for me."

Sai, the mysterious graduate, looked at his future teammates blankly with a raised eyebrow. And that's the most emotion he's shown since… well… ever, actually.

"I know. He's a loud muncher." Sakura sighed with a tired grin.

All of the students were startled out of their talk when a large, black bundle crashed through the window. The bundle unraveled to reveal a certain purple haired Jonin who had wrapped herself in a banner before crashing her way into the classroom. The banner held itself in place by several kunai knives with ninja wire tied to the ends, and read "The Sexy and Single Mitarashi Anko!" in big, bold letters.

"ALRIGHT, YOU MAGGOTS! THE SEXY AND SINGLE MITARASHI ANKO HAS ARRIVED!" she yelled as she pumped her fist in the air.

Everyone just stared at the woman like she was crazy. Which, given her past and original career path, they're not that far off. Iruka moved the banner out of the way looking pissed off at the mess she just made.

"Anko, you're early. Again."

Anko at least had the decency to look sheepish, scratching the back of her head with a nervous chuckle and a small blush. Many of her fellow Jonin have joked about this before, saying that she and Kakashi would likely balance each other out. One is late to everything, unless it's a B-Rank mission or above, and the other is early to everything. Those jokesters are usually chased away by Anko's snakes in the end.

... It's a scary thing to imagine.

"Well, anyway, which one of you brats is Uchiha Jaune?" she asked, quick to change the subject.

With some hesitation, Jaune stood up from his spot to show where he was, although seeing the sadistic smirk on Anko's face made him sorely wish he didn't. He can already feel the sympathetic looks being thrown his way at having such a scary lady as his sensei. Truly, he just wants to crawl into a hole somewhere and hide.

In the market district of the village, Mikoto was doing some grocery shopping when she suddenly felt her protective mother instincts flare up.

'Why do I feel like somebody's threatening my baby boy? And why do I suddenly have the urge to deck Anko? Hard?'

The Uchiha Matriarch pondered these feelings for a moment before shrugging her shoulders and carrying on with her shopping. She idly thought it would be easier if her sons and godson were there to help her, but knows they can't right now. Itachi's patrolling the village with his ANBU squad while Jaune and Naruto are busy with team placements.

Back at the academy, Anko activated a storage seal on her wrist to put away her supplies from her big entrance.

"Well then, Gaki-Chan, follow meEEEEEEEEEEE!"

There was a loud thud as the purple haired woman landed hard on something after tripping herself up as she tried to leave through the same window she crashed through. A rather foolish idea, if you ask me.

"Owwwwww…!"

Everyone, Iruka included, looked out the broken window and saw Anko lying on her back right smack dab on a recently planted rose bush. The thorny flowers hurting her even more than simply landing on the ground would have.

"...On second thought, just meet me at the Dango Shop in an hour…" groaned Anko.

While the purple haired woman gingerly got up off the thorny bush, Jaune just examined the mess she made before sighing tiredly.

"I'll get the mop again."


...Leaf Village Council Chambers (Here we go again, folks)...


The council chambers were in an uproar once again due to the civilian side somehow finding out about how Sasuke would not become a ninja due to his mental instability. Apparently, Danzo had listening seals placed in key areas of Hiruzen's office and listened in on Kakashi's report before leaking this information to the civilian council. Thus starting this council meeting which is, for all intents and purposes, a big waste of everyone's time.

Most of the Shinobi side of the council were trying their hardest not to act out from how annoying these civilians are being. The Inuzuka matriarch, however, had no such restraint and is currently slamming her head full force against the desk. Sensitive hearing and screeching council members do not mix. Especially since those enhanced senses are hereditary for the Inuzuka clan.

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

"UCHIHA-SAMA DID NO WRONG!"

"IF ANY UCHIHA SHOULDN'T BE A NINJA, IT'S THAT DEMON SNAKE! AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE SHOULD KILL ITS FOX BROTHER TOO!"

That fat, balding councilman who broke the Sandaime's law instantly had his head lopped off his body by one of the ANBU hidden in the room, silencing the rest of the raging civilian council members who were now shaking in fear. Except for a familiar three council members who actually gave him a rather grateful look.

"Thank you, Karasu-San." Mebuki said, bowing her head to the crow masked ANBU agent.

The masked man simply gave a thumbs up in response after cleaning the blood from his tanto blade before vanishing into the shadows of the room once again.

"Yes, I too should thank him personally for that. Councilman Saotome, along with everyone else in here, knows the penalty for breaking my law. Not even council members are immune to such punishment." Hiruzen said in a cold tone. "Kame-San, please get Inuzuka-Dono an ice pack for that bump on her head so we may continue the meeting. I'll get a cleanup crew to dispose of the remains of the former councilor Saotome later."

The turtle masked ANBU member was quick to bring Tsume an ice pack which she placed on her head to ease the throbbing from both the bump she gave herself and the splitting headache all that yelling gave her. With that out of the way, the Hokage cleared his throat and got the meeting started.

"Now, on to the reason this meeting was called. Upon assessment and interrogation from Ibiki and Inoichi-Dono, it was revealed to me that one Uchiha Sasuke has been deemed as mentally unstable and appears to have been this way since the massacre of the Uchiha clan. And while he didn't witness this happening, it's clear to me that it affected him greatly and only caused more problems as he grew older. Now when he was given a psychological evaluation with the other members of his clan, he was deemed stable by the one who conducted the evaluation. But it's clear to me that it was a lie fabricated by outside sources." Hiruzen explained. "Therefore, it has been decided that Sasuke will be removed from the Ninja program indefinitely, and shall be placed on a form of probation. He is clearly a flight risk who is willing to go do anything for power. He will be seeing a Yamanaka therapist who is completely unbiased, and if he shows signs of imporvement, he shall be allowed to rejoin the ninja program if he wishes."

The shinobi side and the elders, Danzo included, agreed with the Hokage's decision regarding Sasuke. Having a mentally unstable ninja in their ranks wouldn't be good for anyone. Goodness knows what he'd do if he were sent on missions outside the village. So this really is the best course of action. The only members on the civilian side who are okay with this are good old Mebuki, Oichi, and Mitsuhide.

"If there are no objections, then this meeting is adjourned."


*To Be Continued…*


Okay guys, I have a new poll on my profile that I'd like you guys to vote on. One that's going to be crucial to this story's development. My question is this…


When Jaune signs the Snake Summoning Contract, which of these two summons do you want him to have as his personal summon?

Aoda

Garaga


Thank you all for reading, and may the Force be with you.