So, while it may not be apparent yet, there is some semblance of plot to this story. It is barely considered plot, since it is just the LN events, but with Issei getting a strip show, but it is better than it just being pure crack with no storyline I suppose.

The first few chapters, if you haven't noticed by the end of this chapter, will be a prologue of sorts leading up to chapter one, detailing the previous LN events and the complimentary stripping event.

Might update this story quite often or very rarely, as it is basically my one story that isn't serious. For this reason, when I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed (like I have been these past few weeks), I'll write on this just to mix things up/give me a break.

As always, review, favourite, follow, support on pat reon, read, etc. If you don't like it that is fine, it's just a bit of fun for me and I have other serious stories you can read, but if you do like it, I hope you get a few laughs out of it. Oh, and just to flag it, since I don't think I said it, characters will be OOC at times, especially during the actual strip show.

Well, that's all I suppose, enjoy.

SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan.

Disclaimer – I don't own anything from the High School DxD anime/manga/light novel. All I own are my original characters and plot twists.

'Talking'

"Thinking"

'Ddraig talking and Sacred Gear sounds'

"Ddraig thinking"

*expression*

"Pailingual and telepathy"

Flashback

Chapter 3 – High Class

'Really? You managed to get Rias to strip for you in order to defeat a fallen angel? I must admit that is quite unexpected.' Said Sairaorg, giving a small laugh in amusement, as Issei finished his tale.

'You think that is unexpected? At least Rias knew me and was somewhat friendly, just wait until you hear some of the other things that have happened.' Said Issei, before a new figure approached the trio.

'There you are Issei! I've been looking all over for you. There is a bloodbath of reporters all wanting to hear from you. Luckily, I've managed to schedule them all in half an hour from now, so you can have some time to prepare yourself.' Said Ravel, getting right down to business.

'Hmm, funny that you're here Ravel, I was just about to tell Sairaorg and Coriana about our Rating Game together.' Said Issei, causing Ravel's face to turn as red as a tomato.

'Issei! You can't go around telling everyone your secret… it's not like I care about who finds out about it of course, but there is no need to tell that story.' Said Ravel with a huff, turning her head to the side.

'Why not? I was quite impressed.' Said Issei, causing Ravel's face to become a darker shade of red.

'Besides, Coriana is going to be joining us now anyway. She should know at the very least. I don't think Sairaorg would use this information underhandedly anyway.' Said Issei.

'Well, at the very least, tell the story as we are walking to the hospital bay, we need to quickly check up on the group and figure out what to say. Remember, your actions reflect on them. Not to mention, as I'm sure you've heard, but you are in line for a promotion. We need to ascertain where to go after the promotion as well.' Lectured Ravel.

'What if I don't pass the test?' Asked Issei, only for Ravel to scoff.

'I highly doubt you would fail anything given the right stimulus.' Said Ravel, causing Issei to smile.

'I didn't know you had so much faith in me.' Said Issei.

'Of course I do! I wouldn't just become anyone's manager. You should be happy that a devil such as I am helping you with your affairs.' Said Ravel, closing her eyes and puffing out her chest.

'Of course I am happy about that, I have one of the sexiest managers around after all.' Said Issei, causing Ravel to start spluttering at the remark.

'Well then, let's go and check on your cousin's peerage, Sairaorg. I'll tell you the story on the way.' Said Issei.

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Flashback

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"I'm going to be spoilt for choice!" Cheered Issei, as he looked across at the fifteen beautiful women in front of him.

Riser, a devil who was apparently Rias' fiancée, had shown up with his entire peerage, in an attempt to intimidate her into marrying him. Normally, Rias would have been worried, but one look at Issei's expression calmed her down slightly.

"Look at that confidence, I'm sure that Issei has some master plan to beat Riser already. Yes, I will definitely win this Rating Game." Thought Rias.

Funnily enough, Rias was right about the outcome, but she was horribly off target as to how it would happen.

Issei ignored the back and forth between Riser and Rias, while walking closer to the peerage of Riser. Issei walked in front of them all once, before looping back. After repeating this a few more times, both Rias and Riser stopped their bickering to observe.

'What is your servant doing?' Asked Riser, thoroughly perplexed.

'I haven't a clue in the slightest, but I am sure it will lead to your defeat.' Stated Rias.

'Oh really? Mira!' Barked Riser, only for a blue haired girl to lash out at Issei with a staff.

Issei backflipped over the attack with ease and continued pacing, much to the disbelief of all.

'It seems as though Issei is quite focused today.' Commented Yuuto with a smile.

'What's he saying? Basic? Overused?' Wondered Rias aloud.

Eventually, Issei came to a stop in front of a blonde-haired girl wearing a pink dress.

'You. I've decided. You'll be the one.' Said Issei confidently, confusing everyone.

'I'll be the one to what?' Asked the girl.

'You are how I am going to win this game.' Said Issei, much to the amusement of the girl.

'Oh and how do you plan to do that? Hold me hostage so my brother forfeits? I can assure you now such a tactic will be futile.' Said Ravel.

'I don't care who your brother is. I'm interested in you.' Said Issei, causing the girl to become somewhat flustered.

'And who are you to show interest in me?' Asked Ravel.

'Rias, leave everything to me.' Said Issei confidently, turning his back to Ravel.

'Oh, the nerve! Turning your back on me.' Huffed Ravel.

'Oh don't worry, I won't turn my back on you when it counts.' Said Issei over his shoulder.

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Flashforward

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'You there! I told you I won't turn my back on you when it counts and now is the time.' Said Issei, standing across from Ravel.

'Hmph, as if you will even be able to stand a chance.' Said Ravel, before two knights, a bishop and one of Riser's rooks rushed Issei.

'Kiba!' Shouted Issei, before Yuuto swung into action.

Swords sprung up around the four, before Issei quickly tapped them on their shoulders, followed by a quick snap of his fingers, all the while staring at Ravel.

'Even as the shrill cries of embarrassment sound around me, they mean nothing if it isn't yours.' Said Issei, causing Ravel to step back.

'S-stop, don't touch me with those perverted hands!' Protested Ravel, even as Kiba went ahead and retired the four pieces Issei had distracted.

'Oh I am not going to put a single finger on you.' Said Issei, confusing Ravel.

'W-what?' Explain yourself!' Demanded Ravel.

'Simple, I won't need to raise a finger because you will do it all for me.' Said Issei.

'I highly doubt I will disrobe myself in front of you under any circumstance.' Protested Ravel.

'Oh yeah. Riser! If you can beat me after Ravel strips, Rias will forfeit!' Screamed Issei.

'What?' Gasped Ravel.

'What?' Shouted Rias.

'What?' Laughed Riser.

'What is with all the shouting *yawn* I was trying to sleep?' Mumbled a voice from the Boosted Gear.

'Issei! I never agreed to this!' Yelled Rias into Issei's ear through a communication circle.

'Listen to me! You know that Riser is immortal, so the only way to beat him is with one big attack. I told you that I would win this so just trust me.' Replied Issei, causing Rias to sigh.

'Fine.' Grumbled Rias.

'So Issei, are you serious about this?' Asked Yuuto.

'Yep, leave everything to me.' Said Issei, even as Riser appeared in a burst of flames besides Ravel.

'What you said, low-class, do you guarantee it?' Asked Riser with narrowed eyes.

'Rias, tell him you'll retire if I don't beat him after Ravel strips.' Said Issei, holding out his ear piece to Riser.

'Fine, I agree. This is only my life I'm gambling with after all.' Muttered Rias, causing Riser to smirk.

'Very well then, Ravel, do as he requests, I will look away in the interest of your privacy, but then I will end him in one fell swoop, forcing Rias to retire and become my bride.' Said Riser, walking a few metres away and turning his back to the two.

'Wh-what are you saying big brother? How can one such as I do something so vulgar?' Questioned Ravel in astonishment.

'It isn't vulgar! Take that back, watching a beautiful women strip is one of the best things in the world. Don't think just because you are the beautiful woman who is going to strip means I will hold back if you say something like that again.' Said Issei, causing Ravel to blush and stamp her feet in frustration.

'I never agreed to this!' Yelled Ravel indignantly.

'Come on Ravel, if you're nervous, I'm sure you'll do a great job. Better than Rias did I bet.' Mumbled Issei, causing Ravel to look at him in surprise.

'You managed to get Rias to strip? Impossible!' Said Ravel in disbelief.

'Rias?' Piped in Issei, holding the ear piece out to Ravel.

'I did… why do I feel that this Rating Game is taking away what is left of my dignity.' Mumbled Rias, causing Ravel to laugh in disbelief.

'I honestly have no idea what you hope to accomplish, but very well, I will indulge you this time. It won't matter since you won't win anyway.' Said Ravel.

'Now then, come and assist me.' Demanded Ravel, turning her back to Issei and looking over her shoulder.

'Wait, what?' Stammered Issei.

'I can't take my dress off without assistance.' Explained Ravel, causing Issei to gawk.

'Then how did you get it on?' Asked Issei.

'Magic.' Said Ravel, causing Issei to nod.

'With servants obviously.' Amended Ravel, seeing Issei had taken her seriously.

'So does that mean you have to be assisted in undressing?' Asked Issei, walking towards Ravel.

'Only the dress.' Said Ravel, as Issei reached her.

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stop wearing dresses that you can't take off and put on yourself?' Asked Issei, as he undid the clasp at the back of Ravel's dress and zipped it down to her lower back.

'Of course not, how else am I supposed to keep things hidden?' Retorted Ravel, as she finished unbuttoning the dress and lowered it around herself.

'Now then, step back and watch. Be enthralled that one such as I, is doing this for you.' Said Ravel, as she turned around and boy was Issei shocked with what he saw.

It seemed Ravel had much to hide within her dress as her rather modest chest seemed noticeably larger now that it was free. Nothing on par with that of Rias or Akeno, but quite sizeable given her height.

Ravel was wearing a light pink bra and matching underwear, in addition to a garter belt of the same colour, which was attached to a pair of light pink stockings.

Once Ravel was revealed, her wings, in the form of two flaming appendages, appeared and covered her.

'Now then, you may only see what I allow you to.' Said Ravel, as one wing wrapped around her upper body and the other around her lower body.

First, Ravel undid the garter belt and let it fall to the floor before stepping out of it with a flourish as she spun, letting Issei see a brief glimpse of her appearance.

'Did you see something? No? Pay closer attention then.' Said Ravel, enjoying Issei's expression.

Next, Ravel brought down her right stocking, followed by her left, before flying out of them with a flip, soaring through the air and somersaulting, before landing back on the ground. Issei saw her posterior quite clearly during that movement and was defiantly enjoying the performance in front of him.

'Now then, can you see through the flames?' Asked Ravel, as she brought her hands to her back and undid her bra.

Flinging it out to the side, Issei saw Ravel's chest shake with the movement, but her wing was covering most of it, leaving Issei frustrated.

'No? Well, that's too bad then.' Said Ravel, sliding her underwear off, before floating over it and landing closer to Issei, only a metre away in front of him.

'So, can you see through the flames?' Teased Ravel, relishing the frustration on Issei's expression.

'Very well then, be grateful one such as I will let you gaze upon my form.' Said Ravel, as her wings slowly started to disappear, slowly shrinking, before she was revealed in all her glory.

'Uwoh! What is happening in here?' Echoed a voice from the Boosted Gear.

'Amazing… what an amazing performance! I'm going to explode!' Shouted Issei, causing Ravel to smirk, before backing up, as Issei started to power up rapidly.

'Beguiling Blonde Beauty Balance Breaker!' Echoed the Boosted Gear, before a set of red armour formed over Issei.

'What? Is this a joke? Balance Breaker from this?' Echoed the voice from the Boosted Gear.

'Riser! It ends with this!' Roared Issei.

Riser turned around and smirked, ready to end his inferior opponent, only to see the Red Dragon Emperor of legend rushing him.

'Beguiling Blonde Beauty Bullet Barrage!' Yelled Issei, as multiple bullets of red, orange and yellow energy formed around him, before rushing at Riser and turning him into swiss cheese.

Riser mentally scoffed and prepared to regenerate, only for a new set of bullets to appear, with the original set circling back. Now, both sets of bullets were tearing through him. Riser grunted in pain, feeling some damage due to not being able to regenerate fully, causing him a small amount of frustration. Riser shook this off, knowing it was only a matter of time before the attack would end. Unbeknownst to Riser though, this was just the set up for the attack. Again, and again a new wave of bullets would form, joining the old. Again, and again the attacks ripped through Riser, slowly wearing him down. After ten more cycles, Riser was starting to feel fatigued and annoyed, causing him to flare his wings out, only for them to be blasted through as well, causing him the first instance of what he could actually call pain. Thousands and thousands of tiny balls of compressed energy were now surrounding a panting Riser. Riser snarled and prepared to taunt his opponent, only to see him slowly clench his outstretched left hand into a fist.

'Burst!' Said Issei, before Riser's world exploded.

[Riser Phoenix loses. He retires. Rias' Gremory's team is victorious]

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Next time on RDEOS: Xenovia.