Ichigo x Nel x Harribel for Whacky

A/N: Ah it's good to be back with a Bleach story. This one will easily make it to 4 chapters. I wanted to do this not only Whackybiscuit (cool guy and great author so go check him out) but for myself as well. I have recently taken up collecting all the volumes again and it really put me in the mood for more Bleach. Fortunately there are more whispers of Kubo working again.

Oh and you guy's can't tell because of this website but I have the font the same color as Nel's hair. I thought it would be fun to just point that out. Oh, speaking of Nel's hair, I just wanted to tell you guys that this is primarily based on the manga since it takes place after the anime stopped, however, Nel's hair is the same color as it is in the anime since I think that color is way more unique. Either way it's green and I have a thing for green-haired chicks. And another thing that I might need to mention is that I will refer to the two girls as Neliel tu Odelschwanck and Tier Harribel. If someone takes the time to explain to me that it should be Nelliel then I'll change it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or anything relating to the series.

Warnings: OOC

"What's poppin' guys?" – Regular Speech

'I can do this!' – Regular Thought

"WRYYYY!" – Attack

"Café Leblanc, Sunday 8:56 a.m." – Setting

Hueco Mundo, Wednesday 6:17 p.m.

Ichigo Kurosaki stood tall among the sand dunes of the infamous land of the Hollows. He was no stranger to this place for he had stepped foot in this realm before, only this time, he was here as a friend and not foe.

The Seritei had charged him with overseeing the movement of troops into the fortress as apart of their new truce. The Shinigami would be allowed to station in Hueco Mundo as long as the Hollows cut back their feeding by sixty percent.

The empress, Tier Harribel, was caught off guard by the Quincy and thus was subjugated to their rule and locked in a prison cell. When she was freed, she was welcomed back by a far more peaceful Hueco Mundo with Shinigami present in the realm. She saw this as a way to protect not only herself from the next threat, but also the other realms. The Quincy's started with Hueco Mundo so who's to say no one else will?

Head Captain Kyoraku was more than happy to reach a peaceful agreement with the beautiful ruler. However, he was stumped with work and the severe cutback on Captains was not helping either. He couldn't afford to send any high-ranking officers so he sent the most valuable asset they had to offer: Ichigo himself.

Ichigo was the perfect man for the job. As a hero who saved the dimensions several times over, he was well respect by all and thus held their attention. Shinigami and Hollow did what he said and obeyed him. It was also nice that he only had to answer to the Queen and the Head Captain.

But, that's not to say that Ichigo was completely okay with this. It was the middle of the fucking summer and he was in a desert! It was fucking smoldering outside!

Tier seemed to have found out the same technique to creating a sun similar to Aizen's and so it actually produced heat. Now Ichigo wasn't sure what he wanted more, there to be no sun and it to be absolutely freezing, or his sense of temperature to be taken away.

Turning back around, Ichigo walked back into the ginormous palace that was standing tall above him. Since Tier also lacked in Espada, she allowed him to take up a temporary residence in one of the palaces that was usually reserved to the high ranking Arrancar. It didn't have air conditioning, but it was still a hell of a lot cooler in the palace than it was outside.

"Ugh…" Ichigo groaned as he plopped down onto one of the long couches in the common room. "What a day…"

The orange-haired teen kicked his feet up onto the coffee table and leaned his head back. Maybe it was a good time for him to take a quick power nap and rest.

"Ohhh Itsygo~" A low purr buzzed passed the shell of his ear and he felt two slender hands rub his weary shoulders sensually.

Well, there goes his chances at a nap.

Sighing, Ichigo opened his eyes and saw Neliel tu Odelschvank looking down at him from her position, standing behind the couch. Of course, Ichigo had a hard time looking up at her eyes when there were two big mountains of flesh blocking his view.

"Hey Neliel…" Ichigo groaned out.

Nel was now Neliel, the grown up Arrancar and former Espada. Ichigo didn't feel right calling the voluptuous bombshell the same name he called his tiny little guide from his first visit. No, she deserved a more mature name that fit her new appearance.

Upon hearing her new name, Neliel frowned. "Hmmph. Still sticking to that name, are we?" The aquamarine-haired beauty pouted and puffed out her cheeks.

Ichigo closed his eyes once again. He could have really used that nap. "Yes Neliel, I'm sticking to calling you 'Neliel'." The Shinigami told her.

"Well I don't like it!" The woman said, sounding like a child rearing up to throw a tantrum. "I still wanna be Nel!" She balled her fists on his shoulders.

"Too bad, so sad." Ichigo smirked. "You're different now so your name has to befit your new form. You're not the child I once knew so now it's different."

Neliel's hands relaxed on his shoulders, going back to rubbing them. Her ministrations caused him to release a moan as she worked a particularly sore spot on his right shoulder.

"Oh…" Neliel purred out, causing a shiver to run down the back of his spine. That simple word told Ichigo that he should be weary of her next action. "I see how it's different now. Since I'm not a child anymore, our relationship has changed…"

Ichigo audibly gulped and opened his eyes when he heard her move. Neliel moved from her spot behind the couch and instead jumped onto the couch and swung her legs on either side of his lap, resting her shapely rump directly on his legs.

"Nel-" Ichigo was cut off from saying her full name when the Arrancar female pressed a slim digit against his lips to shush him.

"Uh uh uh." Neliel shook her head teasingly. "I thought it was 'Neliel' now. Since our relationship has changed. Now, since I'm no longer a kid as you can see…" Neliel gestured to her adult form.

Indeed, she no longer had the body of a kid but to complete form of a very voluptuous woman. Neliel knew nothing of models, but she was a far step above the models of his world. In her Arrancar uniform, Neliel had it bursting at the seams. The thin fabric was no match for her plump and erotic form.

Ichigo was mesmerized by her beauty. Even in the past years when he had met the likes of Yoruichi, Rangiku, and a few others, he still found Neliel to be perhaps the most beautiful of all. He had no idea he had a thing for top-heavy aquamarine-haired girls.

Neliel giggled when he failed to respond. "Hmm… I don't know if you're sweating because it's nervous or because it's hot in here." She tittered, brining the same finger she used to quiet him to drag it along his temple.

Looking at the perspiration on her digit, Neliel teasingly put the finger in her mouth, sucking it clean. "I'll take it that you're nervous and hot." The Arrancar spoke.

"I… I…" Ichigo was at a loss for words. He knew from his short time here that Nel had the tendency to switch from a childlike personality to a mature and intelligent personality at the flip of a coin.

Sitting back on the ends of his legs, Neliel breathed heavily. "Boy, it is really hot in here. I'm absolutely soaked underneath this jacket…" Neliel told him, her hand going to unbutton her white top.

Instinctively, Ichigo's hands made to cover his eyes. He was a pure and innocent eighteen-year-old boy! However, he found that his hands stopped on their own accord. Perhaps, deep down in his body, there was a part of him that wished to see where this was going. That small part of him that was trapped in a cage of chivalry. That small part of him that managed to work its way out when he was fifteen and Rangiku was the buxom angel that wanted to stay in his room. That small part of him finally managed to overcome his hardwired sense of decency.

Neliel sighed when she undid the top button of her uniform. "Uhh~" Never had a voice sounded so erotic as it did when Neliel moaned as she let the cool, open air wash against her formerly clothed chest. She undid more buttons, each time it let the white chest flap slip back and revealed more and more to Ichigo.

Finally, she was down to last button. "Uwah… finally! This air feels so great on my breasts!" Nel said as she leaned back even further, arching her back and practically pushing her massive knockers in Ichigo's face.

His mouth was agape. For the first time, he laid eyes on Neliel's perfect supple breasts. Round, perky, and pale orbs of fatty flesh that glistened with a light sheen of sweat. Ichigo felt his mouth go dry and unconsciously let his tongue fall out of his mouth to lick his dry lips. Her soft pink nipples that peaked her enormous bust looked like the perfect drinking tabs that would sate his unquenchable thirst for her body.

Unfortunately, before Ichigo could act on his baser desires, the side of him that represented decency kicked in and he slapped his hand up to cover his eyes.

"N-Neliel! Button your shirt back up!" He pleaded, causing the woman to titter.

Neliel smirked and just did as he asked of her. "Alright, Itsygo. But don't think I didn't see how you were eyeing my breasts." The green-haired bombshell taunted. "I always pegged you for a boob-guy." She finished with a whisper.

Ichigo's face was the color of crimson. This was just too embarrassing for him! "S-Shut up!" He crossed his arms, glancing at the wall to their left.

The woman sitting on his legs leaned forward and pressed her hands on his pectorals, her now clothed breasts still hanging from her chest. The mere fact that the creamy twins were being kept in her white Espada top and they still bounced and wobbled like they were still out, made Ichigo really consider buying her a whole drawer of brassieres.

"Come on Ichi…" Oh, Neliel switched the nicknames! This should get interesting. "… why don't we have some fun?" She asked.

For a second, Ichigo thought of just pushing her off of him but he decided that it would be rude of him. He would never confess to anyone that he liked Neliel sitting on his lap.

"Cut it out, Neliel. I'm tired and kind of hungry." Ichigo grumbled.

Neliel perked up and a sly smirk graced her lips. "Ohhh… well if it's something to eat that you want, I think I can oblige." The aqua-marine haired Espada purred.

Ichigo, despite given all these context clues that would easily tell him what she was hinting at, didn't fail to be a total virgin. "You have food? Like meat and rice?" He asked hopefully.

She just shook her head and grabbed his hands. "Nope! All I got is cake~" She told him slyly as she planted his hands on her round ass, letting him instinctively cup the firm peach. She let out a lewd and erotic moan when Ichigo's fingers tenderly squeezed her butt, digging into her doughy flesh.

Realizing what he had done, Ichigo tore his hands away. "Ahh! What the hell?" He asked not only Neliel but himself for giving in.

In a flash, Neliel's hands reached out to reclaim his hands. "No! Don't take them away! It felt so good!"

Ichigo looked at Neliel with a disguted expression. "Why are you so horny right now?!" He asked.

Neliel giggled more and decided to play a new game. Still holding his hands, she fought to put them behind his head and continued leaning forward until her face was directly in front of his with only a few centimeters keeping them apart.

Ichigo blushed and broke the eye contact he had with her. "N-Neliel!" He struggled to tear his hands away but the woman on him was far too strong. In this little bout, it reminded Ichigo that he still had a long way to go in terms of physical strength.

He could feel her warm breath tickle his lips and he glanced back to face her. Her face was a lot closer now and he saw the look in her half-lidded eyes. It was a look he had never encountered before. Ichigo had met opponents that had eyes filled with bloodlust, he met Kisuke who had eyes that were far too shifty for his liking, and he has even seen his father reveal his ancient age through his weary eyes. But the look Neliel was giving him made his heart throb.

"N-Neliel…" He said her name quietly and felt his heart pull him forward at a sluggish pace. She didn't say a word and he responded in kind. The two closed their eyes and prepared to share their first kiss.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Kurosaki!" A voice yelled through the closed door to the hallway that connected his temporary residence to the rest of the palace.

Ichigo sighed heavily and his shoulders slumped.

"Open up!" The voice yelled again.

Throwing the woman off of him, to which Neliel responded with a surprised gasp as she fell onto the couch, Ichigo went to open the door and see just who was interrupting them.

"Hello?" Asking as he opened the door, Ichigo put on his best scowl to greet the newcomer. Behind the door stood one of Tier Harribel's Fraccion, Emilou Apacci. "Oh." Ichigo said nonchalantly.

Apacci wasted no time in taking offense to this. "'Oh'? What do you mean 'oh'?!" Apacci shouted.

Ichigo shrugged. "Sorry, I guess I just expected someone more important to have come looking for me. I'm kinda busy right now so if you could just say what you need to say and scurry off then please do."

Apacci's mouth went agape. 'Just who the hell does this fucker think he is?!' The blue-haired woman shouted in her head.

"Okay, look here fuckface, I know that you're an ambassador here or whateber, but I don't give a flying fuck right now. I came all this way to tell you that-" Apacci was once again befuddled as someone else now stood in the door way.

Neliel smiled politely and rested her arms on Ichigo, sandwiching her overwhelming breasts against his rippling bicep.

"Hello Apacci." Neliel waved at the smaller woman. "Is there something we can do for you?"

Shifting her weight onto her other foot, Apacci crossed her arms and took on a more dignified look. "See fuckface, this is how you talk to people who came all the way to this rundown palace just to share information!" The blue-haired Arrancar barked.

Neliel tittered sweetly. "Come now Apacci, it is unbecoming of you to shout in such a way. So please, kindly inform us." Neliel asked, using her diplomatic voice and manners.

It still amazed Ichigo how much Neliel could change. She knew how to work people just the way she needed in order to get what she wanted. It reminded him of a certain busty bimbo in the Soul Society.

"Empress Harribel requests your presence in the throne room immediately. I'm pretty sure it's just about troop placements but it would still be smart of you to haul ass over there pronto!" Apacci recanted her orders with her own little twist.

Ichigo nodded. Even though he was a Shinigami and sort of saved everyone's asses, he still did not want to make the Empress of Hueco Mundo angry. Besides, Head Captain Kyoraku did tell him to follow any and all orders under Harribel's command while he stayed here.

"I'll start heading down in a minute." Ichigo grunted, already starting to close the door. Fortunately for Ichigo, before Apacci could start commenting on how rude he was, Neliel bid the doe-like Arrancar farewell.

Neliel turned to him once he shut the door. "Aren't you gonna go see Tier-chan?" The beautiful Arrancar asked.

Ichigo affirmed her question. "Of course, I'm just gonna wait a minute or two until Apacci leaves. I don't want to have to walk next to her for fifteen minutes." The orange-haired Shinigami chuckled.

"Oh." Neliel clicked her tongue. "Well, would you like for me to join you when you go to meet Tier-chan?"

He raised his eyebrow in question. "What? You wanna go with me to the meeting? I thought for sure you'd wanna hang around here and think of more ways to seduce me."

"Well as tempting as that sounds, I'd much prefer your company as opposed to waiting for you." Neliel commented.

Ichigo just shrugged. "Sure, if you want to come then you can."

Neliel tittered in excitement and bounced on the tips of her toes, causing Ichigo to blush as the melons in her shirt began to dance with her.

Hueco Mundo Throne Room, Wednesday 7:03 p.m.

"Hey Itsygo." Neliel spoke up as they neared the large doors to the throne room. "Can you hold back a sec? I have to ask Tier-chan about something."

Ichigo gave Neliel an odd look. "Umm… okay? What do you need to talk to her about?" He asked nosily.

Neliel grinned like a Cheshire cat. "Oh, just some things about new outfits for the Espada. These are kind of bland, so I want to see if I can push for some more color." Neliel lied smoothly.

Fortunately for her, not only was she a great liar but Ichigo was also dense as a rock and believed it. "Oh, alright." He said.

"Alright." Neliel opened the left door and began to slide in. "I'll get you when we are done."

And with that, Neliel closed the door and turned around to look at the only other occupant in the room, the empress herself, Tier Harribel. Not much had changed in the time since Aizen once sat on the very same throne that Tier sat on. In fact, it was practically the same room with the throne and everything. The Quincy may have destroyed it a few months before, but Las Noches was created with the self-repair feature similar to some of the Espada's own regeneration capabilities.

Las Noches wasn't built in a day, but apparently it can be rebuilt in one.

Neliel used Sonido to zip up atop the massive pillar and see her empress eye to eye. "Empress Harribel." Neliel bowed in respect, a complete opposite to how she addressed Tier behind her back.

The elegant ruler of Hueco Mundo glanced at the bombshell in front of her. "Neliel. You may rise, you know that I do not like to be treated in such a way. I did not choose to be an empress, I was forced." Tier Harribel ordered to which Neliel obeyed.

Yes, that is true. Tier Harribel was never one to lord her power over others. She merely wished for the conflict amongst Hollows to stop and the only way to do so was to create order by taking the throne after the Espadas' defeat at the hands of the Shinigami.

Neliel stood back up to her full height and giggled. "Heh, I know. It's just fun watching you squirm." She replied.

Tier gave the other female a blank stare and didn't dignify that statement with a reaction. "What are you doing here? I was to meet Substitute Shinigami Ichigo Kurosaki here." The blonde responded.

"Yeah… about that…" Neliel laughed nervously as she moved closer to the throne. "I have a proposal."

All of a sudden, Neliel took a stern stance and looked Harribel in the eye. This caused the empress of Hueco Mundo to respond in kind, treating this situation with the seriousness that Neliel thought it required.

"What is this proposal?" Harribel asked.

Neliel stood up straight and lowered her voice. "I wish to reserve breeding rights with Ichigo. I believe him to be the perfect specimen for our little experiment."

Harribel adjusted herself in her seat. "Hmm. I did not expect this from you Neliel. Is there any supporting evidence as to why you believe him to be the key?"

Nodding, Neliel began to list them. "Just look at his achievements. Ichigo Kurosaki has overcame so many obstacles in such short periods of time. He's able to hold his own in a fight where he is hopelessly outclassed, he can analyze his situation and determine the best possible action. To boot, his biological makeup is a mélange of all the other known races. Plus…"

Harribel looked at Neliel expectantly. "And? What else?" She asked.

Neliel's eyes became hearts and she clasped her hands together while a blush clouded her cheeks. "Plus, I love him so much!" The aquamarine-haired woman gushed.

Cupping her small chin in her hand, Tier mulled over the possibility of just what kind of hybrid Neliel and Ichigo could produce. The offspring would certainly be a force to be reckoned with. And with the child being Neliel's it would automatically be reserved by the Hollows.

"Disregarding your personal feelings towards the matter…" Harribel spoke up, causing Neliel to go silent in anticipation for her answer. Fortunately for Neliel, Harribel liked the idea. "I will allow you to breed with Ichigo Kurosaki. I think since he did save us, Hueco Mundo owes him a great debt so it wouldn't hurt to repay him with a bit of kindness. However, I expect to hear the results of your mating by the next lunar cycle."

"Yay!" Neliel began to jump up and down in pure elation. "I get to have sex with Ichigo whether he likes it or not~" Neliel sang.

The empress rolled her eyes at Neliel's antics. "Now, if that is all, would you please call Ichigo into the room." Harribel gestured to the door.

Neliel nodded, still happy. "Of course! See ya later Tier-chan!" Neliel bid her ruler farewell and Sonido'd outside of the throne room. Apparently, when Neliel exited the room, she made a stop outside and let Ichigo know that he was up as he was the next person to enter the room.

High upon her throne, Tier looked down at Ichigo with a steady gaze, letting him know that she was serious about discussing business.

"Ichigo Kurosaki." Tier greeted. "I hope you are enjoying your stay here in Hueco Mundo."

Ichigo didn't seem to respond to her greeting as he gave her an uneasy look.

Tier noted his cold behavior but continued. "I see that you are adept at commanding Shinigami." She commented.

Again, Ichigo didn't respond and instead, stood there.

Huffing, Tier leaned forward in her thone and raised her voice. "Is there a problem?" She asked with a higher tone of voice.

Ichigo's eyes lit up with realization. "What?!" The orange-haired young man asked. "Are you talking?! I can't hear you!"

Tier wanted to break face and slap her hand against her forehead. He couldn't hear her! "I knew I should've remodeled…" Tier whispered to herself. Leaning back, Tier shouted once more. "Just come up here!" She commanded.

Ichigo nodded and Flash Stepped up to her level and stood before her. "That's way better. Now I can totally hear you. I don't want to sound like a jerk, but this wasn't the best throne room design. I couldn't hear a word you said."

The blonde empress lowered her weary shoulders, her patience already running thin. "So… let me start again. Are you enjoying your stay here?" Tier asked, crossing her arms underneath her own gigantic knockers, causing the young man in front of her to gulp audibly.

Ichigo couldn't help but stare at Tier. She was just so goddamn exotic. The empress looked a lot like the gyaru's back in Japan. He was never attracted to them, but somehow Tier made the look work for her. Perhaps it was the giant milk jugs she had hanging out of her shirt? Ichigo began to think that may have something to do with it.

Coughing awkwardly, Ichigo clasped his hands together down by his belt to hide his growing erection. "It's a lot better now that I'm here as an ally, otherwise I'd be at the end of my tits- I mean wits!" Ichigo choked at his stutter.

Tier rose a blonde eyebrow. This boy certainly was odd.

"Alright. Good. I'm glad that you are finding your stay to be pleasant." Tier shifted in her seat, uncrossing her legs and switching one leg over another to adjust herself, causing Ichigo to look down at her luscious ab riddled stomach. "And your fellow Shinigami are obeying orders?"

Ichigo nodded. "The latest of the new soldiers just came in from the Seritei. They are adjusting better than I expected. Hopefully, by the end of the month, we will not have to make anymore nips- I mean trips… back to the Seritei…" Ichigo closed his eyes, upset that he had another slip up.

Tier was now glaring at him. "Is there a problem, Mr. Kurosaki?" The Arrancar questioned.

"Absolutely not. I just seemed to be a little breast- stressed! Goddammit…" Ichigo groaned, once again having made the mistake of slipping up.

Why were her tits so mesmerizing?! Pictures of Neliel's circled around in his head and he even began to imagine what was under Tier's uniform.

Fortunately for him, Ichigo was about to find up.

"Let's just get this over with." Tier said as she reached for the zipper on her vest and began to unzip her top, making Ichigo's nose gush with blood. He was embarrassed, but he wasn't about to look away from her.

Slowly, Tier unzipped her top and revealed her lovely breasts to Ichigo in all their caramel glory. Only, there was one problem. Tier's mask fragment covered up all of the good stuff.

Ichigo was at a loss for words. He was very disappointed and confused. He felt betrayed.

To make matters worse, he could tell Tier was grinning behind her mask fragment by the way her cheeks rose to her eyes, her eyes also having that smug gaze he was used to seeing from some of the Shinigami Captains.

"Now that you've seen all that there is to be seen, let's move on." Tier said and rested her arms on the arms rests, not bothering to rezip her top. "I would like to discuss some matters unrelated to this peace treaty."

Ichigo recovered from his initial shock and disappointment and collected himself. "Alright, what is it?" He asked.

"I can't help but notice that Neliel has seemed to have taken quite an interest in you." Tier commented as he leaned to her right. "I was just curious to know if her affection was not just one sided."

Blushing, the Substitute Shinigami coughed into his hand. "Er, umm… Neliel is cool." Ichigo said back.

Tier gave him a questioning gaze. "That's all she is? Just 'cool'?" Tier asked.

"N-No." He shook his head. "There's more but I just don't know what to say. I like her, a lot actually, but I don't think things could work out between us." He revealed.

"Oh really? What do you mean by that?" The Shark Empress pressed the matter.

Ichigo scratched the back of his head. "Well, we're different. I'm a Shinigami, she's an Arrancar. I don't think either side would really want us to be together. It would be a lot like Romeo & Juliet."

"Romeo & Juliet?" Tier asked.

Ichigo paused and remembered that she probably didn't know about Shakespeare. "Nevermind. But what I'm trying to say is that we can't be together because no one would accept us."

Tier nodded. "Well Ichigo Kurosaki, I must say that while I don't have experience with this sort of thing, I can say that your reason is pretty weak." Tier stated, shocking Ichigo that she was so blunt with her opinion.

"W-What?" He asked.

"If you like Neliel and she likes you, why not get together? Who cares what your species thinks?" Tier told him. "Neliel would be the perfect mate, after all, you seem to have a thing for woman with large breasts and she seems to have quite large ones indeed." The blonde said.

Ichigo chocked at that last part. "It's not about sex or anything of that nature! I just happen to be quite fond of her and like who she is as a person. Neliel can be a little goofy at times but I just think she's cute. Plus, she's serious when she needs to be."

Tier nodded. "It sounds to me like you are very interested in her. Perhaps it would be best if you follow through on these emotions?" She asked.

"I wish I could…" Ichigo sighed. "But I don't think I deserve her."

Tier stood up and put her left hand on his left shoulder. "Kurosaki, you are more than worthy of Neliel. She's positively fond of you. Besides, just think of it as a little reward from the Hollows for saving our hides." Tier said.

Blushing, Ichigo agreed with her. "And you don't care about this? About me having relations with your Espada?" He asked.

"If I did, we wouldn't be having this conversation." Tier told him.

Ichigo chuckled. "Alright, I'll try to live up to be the man she deserves."

"I know you will." Tier agreed before ushering him out. "Now go, I have a meeting to attend to with my Fraccion." She said.

Ichigo got the hint and quickly Flash Stepped out of the room, leaving the empress alone with her thoughts.

"I hate having to play the sympathetic role…" She said to herself. "I feel like I'm playing with dolls. But, sometimes it's necessary to get your hands dirty to get what you want."

"The perfect specimen…" Tier sighed as she sat back down in her chair.

A/N: Whew! Good first chapter right? It did it's job of setting things up? Great. Well if you like this and want to see more, just tell me by reviewing and faving/following this story.