Please note that most characters will not be described since we all know how they look like, unless I change certain aspects, like their attires. This story contains references to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is not for non-manga readers.

Kill the Spinning Man

"Kurome!" A young girl with black and red eyes reached out to her younger sister.

"Big Sis!" Kurome tried to reach out to her sister, but they were taken away from each other.

"In my squad, siblings shouldn't rely one each other. Don't worry if you're good, you can reunite with each other. Now, starting today, you will be part of my family. I'll even let you call me father." A man with long pale blonde hair said to Akame.

"That girl, she has a gift." A man wearing a black cloak and wore red and white mask. The figure stood alongside a bald man with a monocle. 'My plans will come to fruition, for the new world!'

(Many years later)

"Alright men!" A muscular bandit silenced his subordinates. "We caught some real beauties, now we can have some fun!" The leader grinned lecherously alongside his men, staring at caged women.

"I'll take the blonde."

"I'll take the one with the nice rack."

The leader went for the most beautiful first, but his head exploded suddenly. "BOSS!" His men shouted for him. Another one fell, his stomach with a bloody hole through it. One by one they all fell with holes through their bodies.

"W-What i-is g-going o-on?" The last one was scared and ran off. 'I don't want to die!' He then tripped on something and landed on one of his deceased comrades weapons face first, killing him. The thing that tripped him up was a steel ball that was spinning. It flew off and returned to the hand of a man on a horse.

The horse was white in colour and the man that rode it had a strange attire. He wore a black sleeveless shirt, white bandages on his hands the almost reached his elbows, a red vest over his shirt, black trousers and brown knee-length boots. He wore a black mouth mask and green goggles covering his forehead. He had a belt with pouches tied around his waist. He had blonde spikey hair and blue eyes. He stood about 5 ft 11 and had muscular build.

"Are you ladies alright?" He pulled down his mask to show his handsome face, which also had three whisker-like marks on each side. His face made the ladies blush as he freed them. "My name is Naruto, I heard one of these guys and followed him here. Good thing too, otherwise you would have had terrible things done to you. Follow me and I'll take you to a village that I passed nearby." A girl of 17 with light-coloured hair thanked him.

"Thank you for saving us, Mr Naruto. I am Ino, is there any way we can repay you?" Some of the girls had flirtatious looks and some placed their bodies next to his, but Naruto suddenly jumped away from them and threw his steel ball that pierced through Ino's body and flew over the other girls. The girls pulled out knives and had bloodthirsty looks.

"How did you know!?" One of them demanded. Naruto smirked as he pulled up his mask.

"Most girls who never witnessed bloodshed would either be shaking, shocked and in some cases traumatised. You ladies were too calm about the bloodshed. Some of you also tried to use seduction techniques which I am familiar with and were about to strike when my guard was lowered." Naruto pulled his mask back up. "I admit I'm not the smartest guy out there, but I'm not that gullible." Naruto smirked underneath his mask and allowed the girls in front of him to rush him. They did not see the steel ball boomerang back and hit one of them, forcing her dead body to spin and hit the rest of them, her corpse tearing through her allies, leaving Naruto with the two girls behind him as he regained his steel ball. Naruto turned to the girls, who began shaking.

"P-please f-forgive us!" the two girls were on their hands and knees, bowing with their heads. Unfortunately for them, Naruto saw through their ruse and took out a pistol, shooting them through the head.

"Needed to work on your tone a bit more. I'm guessing you two didn't go on much undercover missions yet." He then sighed to himself. "Great, I'm talking to myself like a crazy person." Naruto sat back on his horse. "Let's ride Jojo!" Naruto and Jojo headed towards their destination, The Capital, the main city within the Empire. 'Wonder why they called me in the first place? And maybe I'll get to see more Teigu?' Jojo increased his speed, with Naruto hoping to reach it soon, without tiring Jojo out. Naruto would see how corrupt the Empire truly was.

(Night Raid)

"Esdeath's new group is said to comprise of Teigu users, 7 of them from what our sources say." Akame told them what Najenda told her, she knew that they had to tread carefully. "Stay alert and do not engage any of them alone." They all nodded and Akame dismissed them.

'I wonder if you'll be part of Esdeath's group, Kurome?' Akame's eyes briefly flashed with sadness.

(In the Capital)

Whispers spread as Wave walked through the Capital's streets, ignoring them. Wave entered the building with a piece of paper pointing him directing him to his destination. He then saw a person in front of him, heading towards the same direction.

"Excuse me?" Wave called out to the person. The person turned around, revealing Naruto. 'A mask and goggles, what a strange combo.' "Are you heading towards the Special Police Conference Room too by any chance?" Wave then realised he almost forgot to introduce himself. "My name Wave, I'm a member of the Imperial Navy. Nice to meet you." He hld out his hand, causing Naruto to smile.

"Yo, names Naruto." Naruto shook his hand. "I'm an independent Hunter who got called by the Empire for the same reason as you, I'm guessing?" Naruto and Wave became acquainted quickly and entered the room with enthusiasm. That is until they spotted a masked man who looked like he was part of the torture squad. This man was Bols.

"S-Sorry! Our bad, we've got the wrong room!" Both Wave and Naruto stood outside the room, door slammed and heavy breaths.

"T-That guy scared the crap out of me!" Naruto admitted, with Wave agreeing. "P-Please tell me this is the wrong room?" Naruto asked him, with Wave checking the paper.

"N-Nope this is the right room." Wave's answer made Naruto's eyes go wide. "That means that guys in there is our teammate!" Wave said, frightening Naruto.

'I want my mommy!' Wave and Naruto thought at the same time with the exact same words. Naruto then placed his hand on Wave's shoulder.

"We are men Wave. We must brave this new possibility of working with that man inside the room. Besides, appearance isn't everything, he could be a cuddly teddy bear on the inside?" Naruto at first spoke in a determined heroic tone, before it changed into one of self-assurance.

"You're right! I'm a man of the sea! This is nothing!" Wave got up and his eyes shown with a fierce fire in them.

"Good!" Naruto stood up too before pushing Wave into the room. "You go first!"

'That was cold!' Wave then slowly raised his hand and apologised for his rudeness earlier. He slowly began to walk, followed by Naruto, who regained his composure, but was still a little scared of the masked man and joined Wave. Wave gave him a small glare while Naruto just silently apologised. The door opened to reveal Kurome. She sat down and began eating sweets.

'A normal girl!' Naruto and Wave thought in relief, though as soon as they tried greeting her, she protectively held her sweets and stated that they could not have any.

'At this rate, Wave and I will be the only ones who are normal in this group.' Naruto thought with sweat falling down the right side of his face. The door opened to Seryu saluting and introducing her full name, with small weird looking dog by her side. 'That doesn't look like an ordinary dog.'

'She seems normal enough.' Wave thought, until Seryu bent down on one knee and threw petals as Dr Stylish walked with his left hand on his face. He muttered about being a man of style and took notice of Wave, calling him cutie. 'He's took a liking to me!'

'At least it's not me he's…oh my God! He winked at me!' Naruto was next in Stylish's radar. Naruto and Wave had no problem with Stylish's sexuality, but it was the fact that they eyed them specifically that sent chills down their spine. Naruto and Wave just placed their heads to the table. One more person arrived, this time it was a man named Run.

"Hello, I am Run." He greeted with a smile.

"Yo, I'm Naruto."

"Hey, I'm Wave."

"Nice to meet you two." When they both realised that Run was a normal person, Naruto silently cried tears of happiness whilst Wave held Run's hand and cried tears of joy openly. They all now took a seat, with Bols then making some tea.

"Excuse me!" Bols brought tray with 6 cups of tea. "I'm sorry for not saying anything, my name is Bols and I'm painfully shy. I'm your senior and yet I act like this. Please forgive me!" Bols held the tray in one hand and placed his other hand on his cheek.

'He's shy while looking like that. Guess Naruto was right about him being like a teddy bear.' Wave thought to himself, though Naruto had similar thoughts. Soon another person entered the room, she had a mask on to disguise her face and wore a military uniform.

"What are you doing here? I don't recognize any of you!" She spoke while pointing to them. Wave stood up.

"Hey now. You shouldn't be her….." Wave was kicked back, but he managed to cross his arms and minimise the damage. Seryu gave of great bloodlust when she tried attacking the woman from behind, but the woman grabbed her and slammed her to the ground. She also stopped Seryus' dog, Koro using a small amount of ice.

"You give out too much bloodlust while your tried to attack me from behind." She then attempted to kick Run, who jumped back. She was then attacked by Kurome, who used her swords briefly. 'Even when playing, I can't let up with this one.' Her mask cracked and Bols said her name out loud.

"G-General Esdeath!" As soon as Bols said her name, Wave regained his baring to see Esdeath's smiling face.

'Even our commander is a strange one.' He thought while Naruto thought of something else.

'She's strong.' Naruto knew she was holding back and thinking of her just as strong was only was like comparing a boulder to a mountain. 'I should probably hold off on trying to prank her.'

Some time later, Esdeath's new group wore black suits, with Naruto even taking off his mask. Esdeath planned for them to meet the young emperor.

"Hope you enjoyed my little game. Much better than a droll welcoming reception, wouldn't you say?" She then looks at Wave. "Always be on your guard, our enemies are assassins, you won't have the luxury of taking it easy."

"Right!" Wave agreed and mentally berated himself for forgetting his training. Seryu also thanked Esdeath for her valuable lesson.

"Now, after we greet his majesty, we'll have a party afterwards." She said it so casually, it shocked her new team that they would meet the Emperor so soon.

"We're meeting the Emperor already!" Naruto blurted out what the others wanted to say. 'That was fast!' Naruto the began to imagine the Emperor being a middle-aged man.

"This way we'll get all the boring parts out of the way. You guys can introduce yourselves to him and the Prime Minister." She told them as they all relaxed a little.

"Question, Commander Esdeath. What will we call our little group?" Stylish asked, which caused her to smirk.

"We are a special police force who hunt down those who oppose the Empire. Our specific goal is to eliminate the criminals group known as Night Raid." Everyone looked at her with determination, with Naruto even placing his left hand over his face and giving his own pose. "We are the Jaegers!"

They all entered the throne room and stood in front of Emperor Makoto, though a few of them were surprised that the Emperor was a child. Honest then made his presence known by announcing his arrival.

"Greetings General Esdeath and her group. I am…" "Who's the fat guy?" Honest was interrupted by Naruto's off-handed comment, which made everyone look at him, some with shocked faces.

"I beg your pardon!" Honest was embarrassed by Naruto's statement, which was his honest opinion about Honest, no pun intended.

"That's the Prime Minister, Naruto." Esdeath told him with a stern tone, though she did chuckle alongside some of the others. This caused Naruto's eyes to comically widen before they returned to normal.

"Sorry, my bad." Naruto laughed while scratching his head. Honest thought Naruto was an idiot and even if he wanted to kill the blonde, Esdeath wouldn't allow him.

'Wait, he looks a little familiar, but from where?' Honest began recalling people whom reminded him of Naruto until his eyes widened and he involuntarily stepped back.

"Something wrong, Prime Minister?" Makoto spoke in concern to which Honest replied that it was nothing. "I am Emperor Makoto, I lead this country and succeeded my father. Please work hard." Makoto then looked at Honest and chuckled a little. "He does make a point, Minister. You could stand to lose a couple of pounds." Honest's jaw figuratively hit the ground, this caused some guards and even Esdeath to chuckle.

After their meeting with the high-ranking officials, the Jaegers wore their own clothes again, having a small feast. "Naruto, you somehow managed to get the Emperor to agree with you. Did you have training in the art of manipulation?" Esdeath asked him while Bols and Wave were cooking.

"Uh, not really. I just thought the old man was just a fat old guy. I didn't know he was the Prime Minister." Naruto let out a nervous chuckle. Esdeath was simply amused.

"Any hobbies Naruto?" Seryu asked him.

"I like pranking." This made the others turn to him, they realised it made sense for him. "And I like to water plants." Now this one surprised them, for the short time they've met Naruto, they can tell he had a mischievous side, after Wave told them how he pushed him after giving him a speech about being men. "What about you boss?" Naruto asked Esdeath and called her boss instead of commander.

"I like to torture victims, finding new methods of torture and most recently, I think I'll try my hand in falling in love." This made the other females tense a little, while Stylish and Runa were also surprised, Naruto was the most surprised.

"Run, could you pass me a drink, please?" When Run gave him a drink, Naruto took a good sip and then did a spit take, making the others blink their eyes rapidly. "Thanks." 'She thinks falling in love is a hobby?' "How are you going to find the right person?"

"Well, I already have a list for my ideal man." Esdeath took out a scroll and passed to Naruto. When Naruto read it, his eyes figuratively bulged out of his sockets.

'I pity the poor guy who she decides to go after.' Naruto thought in worry for the poor soul.

(Tatsumi's room)

Tatsumi sneezed. 'When did it get chilly?' Tatsumi went back to sleep, he had nightmares about being chased by a demon who wanted to ravage him every way possible. In the next few rooms, Akame had sweet dreams of eating all the food she could.

(Back with Naruto)

After their small party, Naruto, Wave and Run had to share a room. Naruto tended to snore loudly, thus forcing the other two to cover their ears with their pillows.

"Why do we have to deal with this?" Wave asked Run.

"It's because we were born men. At least if we were women, we wouldn't have to deal with this." Run and Wave did not expect Kurome and Seryu to kick the door open.

"Don't count on it. We're 5 doors down and we can still hear him." Seryu stated with tired eyes. Koro was also annoyed and wanted to eat Naruto. "No Koro, he is a comrade, so we can't kill him."

"My Yatsufusa can reanimate dead things into my puppets. Let me kill him and I can control him. Commander won't know the difference." Kurome's words had some effect as Run and Seryu thought about, but they decided against this and began to think of ways to stop the noise. They did not see Naruto sleep walk out of the room until it was too late.

"Uh guys?" Wave tried to tell them that Naruto escaped.

"Not now Wave, we're trying to think of how shut Naruto up." Run replied while stroking his chin with his finger.

"But Naruto just left, I think he's sleepwalking." Now the other three's eyes widened at this and all of them tried to find Naruto. They would not get any sleep, followed by most of the people inside the palace.

(In the morning)

"What happened?" Esdeath asked them, as everyone but Naruto and Bols were laying their heads on the table, sound asleep.

"Apparently Naruto snores loudly and sleep walks. Kept them up for half the night, so I advise letting them sleep for a while, maybe an hour or two. That way they'll have the energy to perform tasks." Bols said while scolding Naruto a little, who felt a little embarrassed.

"Sorry boss, I didn't want to cause anyone problems. Can you give these guys a break and I'll do their jobs while they rest?" Naruto joined his hands and closed one of his eyes, basically asking for forgiveness in a joking manner.

"Well, since you're taking responsibility, I see no harm. Very well." Esdeath brought out a large stack of paper. "I had a few of men set up posters and flyers for the tournament. It starts in two hours, so you can just keep watch in the spectator seats to watch out for any spies.

"Right!"

(With Akame)

'I have a feeling something terrible will happen.' Akame stopped eating for a few seconds before continuing, surprising Mine.

(Two hours later, at the Capital's stadium)

Naruto tried to find a seat until he found a spot next to a green-haired man. He walked up to him. "Excuse me? This seat taken?" The green-haired man he asked was Lubbock and next to him was Leone.

"Not at all." Lubbock acted friendly, he had no idea who Naruto was or that he was a part of Esdeath's new group. They all watched the matches, with none notable of interest until it was Tatsumi's match against Kalbi, a muscular man with a bull's head.

'How the hell does that guy even have a bull's head? If he's human, then I'm an orange wearing leader of a ninja village.' Naruto mentally commented. He then looked at Tastumi. 'That guy, his composure, he's no ordinary combatant.' Naruto saw Tatsumi win easily.

"Way to go Tatsumi!" Leone cheered for Tatsumi, making Naruto turn to her and Lubbock. All three watched with anticipation when Esdeath arrived to hand Tatsumi the prize. They were completely shocked to see Esdeath put a collar on his neck and claim him as her own. When Tatsumi tried to resist, all three just shouted to the heavens.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?" Naruto got up to meet with his commander, perplexed by this situation. A while later, Naruto let his thoughts be known to his boss, who placed Tatsumi on a chair surrounded by his fellow Jaegers.

"Boss! What the hell!? Why did you put a collar on this guy?" Naruto fell when he heard his commander's reasons.

"Because he is the one. He is my lover now, Naruto and I want him to stand out." She said and also explained that Tatsumi would no longer live on poverty. Run pointed out that if she wanted Tatsumi to stand out as her lover, then it would be better for her to take off the collar as it made him seems like her pet. Esdeath thought this over and concurred with Run's statement, taking the collar off. Esdeath explained that Tatsumi would train under her and become a reserve member for the Jaegers. When Tatsumi said he didn't want to join him, Esdeath replied that she would have to train him to be obedient to her. Seryu let her thoughts be known and patted Tatsumi's head, stating that Tatsumi was simply confused.

'This guy, he's frustrated. Not only that, but angry. His knuckles are getting white, he's not angry at being taken, but he's holding his anger back for Seryu. He tensed up when she approached him. During his introduction at the stadium, they called him a blacksmith. The fighting skills he displayed were beyond that of a simple blacksmith. I'm sure the others noticed this too, but Boss is too infatuated to see this.' Naruto kept an eye at Tatsumi. 'Maybe I'm overthinking it, but it's better to be safe then sorry.'

"Anyways, I do have a question. Are any you in a relationship or are married?" Esdeath asked and Bols immediately put his hand up, surprising everyone.

'Seriously!' Naruto and Wave thought the same thing. Bols stated that he had been married for 6 years and that he didn't deserve someone as wonderful as that. He even stated that he has a daughter. Tatsumi himself was shocked.

'So, Bols has a family?' Naruto thought before placing his hand on Bols shoulder. "Good for you Bols!" The others congratulated him before Esdeath spoke to him alone for advice.

Esdeath came back with Bols and placed a map on the desk. "We have a mission it seems. I just received a report about bandits taking refuge near Gyogan Lake." Esdeath gained the new group's attention. Seryu then spoke.

"I heard about this a while back when I was part of the force. They supposedly have a fortress over there." Once Seryu said her piece, Esdeath spoke.

"Right now, we'll hold off on the search for Night Raid. We shall deal with the enemies in front of us." Esdeath wanted to see her subordinate's abilities for herself and this was another way to test them.

"And if they should surrender?" Bols enquired.

"Surrender is a sign of the weak, it's the rule of nature that the weak perish." Esdeath's comment made Seryu laugh in joy.

"To slaughter evil-doers before they can commit evil. I am truly glad that I have joined this group." When Esdeath said that she could kill them to her hearts content, Seryu thanked her.

'I didn't think Seryu was this messed up.' Naruto thought, his thoughts shared by Tatsumi and Wave.

"I have one thing I'd like to tell you before we head out. Each of you will be required to eliminate dozens of people. This will be the type of work we shall carry out from now on. Are you all prepared?" Esdeath asked them all.

"I am a soldier, I obey orders, even for this type of work. Even if I have to kill." Bols was first to respond with conviction.

"I'm the same, this is merely practice in following orders. I have always thought of it this way." Kurome was the second.

"I was able to join the Imperial Navy thanks to the patronage of a great man. If I were to ask him how I could repay the favour, he would tell me just to do my best and fight for the sake of my country, that is all I need to do. So, I can do this!" Wave spoke next showcased his determination, being above the others. Run then smirked.

"For the sake of making my desires coming to fruition, I wish to rise higher and higher. Even if it means I can't do the purest of deeds. In that regard, I wish to proceed with this mission." Run closed his book whilst maintaining his smirk. Esdeath turned to Naruto.

"I chose this path and understand one thing. Those who kill must prepared to be killed, I long ago accepted that if I die then I die in battle. But I have no intention of dying today." Naruto the posed like the others, his left hand over his face and vest slightly over his right arm. "I will tear those who harm my comrades into bloody shreds!"

Esdeath smirked, asking Dr Stylish as well to which he answered that pursuing style was his way. When he asked if she understood, she said no. Stylish then dramatically praised Esdeath and her style. Esdeath was a little confused but smirked at her team's agreement.

"Then let us go, you too Tatsumi."

End. Please review, no flames, just constructive criticism or positive reinforcement. This story will be worked on for a while before I begin my other Naruto/Fairy Tail/KH story. and is mainly a short story which each chapter being around 4000 words. Right now, it has not diverged from canon that much and I added these comedic moments to highlight that Akame Ga Kill is also comedic. Do not expect bullshit power-ups from Incursio, but there will be thing I cannot explain or attempt to explain because the author from Akame Ga Kill did not explain them himself. Akame Ga Kill is inconsistent and for me it went downhill after re-reading it multiple times. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this story.

Naruto in this is still similar to his canon self but his more mature self and in this world, killing is accepted, so Naruto accepts that he has to kill, hence the scene where he killed those bandits and female assassins. Like I wrote at the beginning, Jojo references will be used. Naruto is voiced by Tetsuya Kakihara in Japanese and Todd Haberkorn. I think Todd Haberkorn's Natsu voice would've been perfect as Shippuuden Naruto and adult Naruto. also, expect Wild Hunt to die in this.