"LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, COW watch out for the Farmer!" Screeched Jazzy as Wheeljack's ground bridge took them into the middle of a cow field with the poor young farm hand out checking on the fences. Jazzy would bet that he was not going to forget a car appearing out of thin air. "TREE WATCH OUT FOR THE FREAKING TREE!" She hopped that he would be able to be reasoned with if Wheeljack didn't kill her first that is. "THERE IS ONLY ONE TREE IN THIS ENTIRE FIELED HOW THE PITS DID YOU MANAGE TO HIT IT?" Jazzy may be crazy but she hated getting whiplash when it could be avoided. Wheeljack groaned a little the tree had given him a nice dent in his bumper it wasn't bad but it did sting a little.

Jazzy startled that he had made any noise in pain got out of his vehicle mode and started to fuss over him anger about the sore neck for gotten. "Let me take a look at you." She saw the dent and hissed in sympathy a dented bumper was not a bad injury and on most bots it didn't cause them any pain but for Wheeljack it was like getting your fingers smashed badly. it would hurt like the dickens when he had to transform. Aside from the dent Jazzy couldn't see any other damage "is there anything else damaged that I can't see?"

"I'm okay Jazzy my self-repairs will have it fixed in a few hours."

"Good I can do repairs if needed but I'm no Hatchet. Oy Farmer boy" shouted Jazzy to the stunned Farmer. Jazzy smiled at him and holds out her hand and gives him a trekker hand jester "Live long and prosper Earthling or as the universe says Ba-weep gra-na ninni bong."

The universal greeting got the poor bloke out of his stupor "Ba wept granny Ninne what?"

Jazzy and Wheeljack lost it, Jazzy was rolling on the ground clutching her sides and Wheeljack was laughing so hard he transformed into his Bipedal form.

Jazzy was starting to get some control of herself and lost it again seeing the stunned look on the poor boys face as he saw his first transformer. She wiped he eyes before looking at the young boy who they had startled "it's pronounced Ba-weep gra-na Ninni bong it's the universal greeting it means we come in peace but no matter how it is translated it sounds ridiculous. It's meant to break tension in a funny way I'm sorry we startled you but Jack…" Jazzy pointed at Wheeljack "still hasn't gotten all the kinks out of his teleport device can you tell us where we landed I can tell form the plant life we are still on earth but I'm not sure where."

"Mexico City, New Mexico" the Kid holds out his hand "Shane Dyson welcome to Earth."

Wheeljack's optics brighten in surprise but Jazzy keeps her face the same "Jazzy Chaos that big mooch over there is my partner in crime Wheeljack. Were really not supposed to be on Earth right now so we would be grateful if you would keep your meeting with us quite."

"Sure who would believe me anyways?"

"A lot more people than you think Shane and not in a good way." Jazzy Tilts her head to the side thinking before pulling something out of her subspace and hands it to Shane. "You're in shock now kid so I'll be leaving this with you. This is a communicator if you get in any trouble it will activate an emergency beacon to any of our people nearby that you are to be helped pronto if you don't use it by the time you are 20 I'll have a friend of mine contact you and offer you a job we'll need some good drivers and out treaty with Earth should be settled by them. For now though go inside drink some juice it will help with the after effects of shock." Jazzy gives him a smile and a reassuring pat on the arm before smirking a little then Cackles scaring the poor kid "Come on Jack-man people to do and futures to change all that good jazz. You will be seeing us again Shane Dyson of Earth." Jazzy let out a mad cackle as she jumped into Wheeljack's alt mode leaving behind a very confused kid in their wake.

"Jazzy do you know the odds of landing in the yard of a human that will know us in the future?" asked Wheeljack to a still laughing Jazzy.

"I don't have any idea but to astronomical to even mention fate is funny like that Jack so don't worry about it. What will be will be, the future is not ours to see, Que Sera, Sera" sang Jazzy. "He may be Tessa's destine mate. So, with her and her Father joining our kith it makes senses that he would be soon to follow as his soul would pull us here to insure that he would find her."

"This is one of those things in the universe I don't want to know because it will give me so many processor aces that I won't be able to do anything for weeks isn't it."

"Yep!" Jazzy chirped happily as she remembers Venatrix trying to explain her concept of time and how it affected her to the sciences gilled. They couldn't walk straight for a week Skyfire Glitched and fell on top of Venatrix. "You're finally learning I'm so proud of you my Jackie-man!"

"Oh stop it, you had way too much fun with us that week Poor Allspark it took Prime, Megatron, Ironhide and Astrotrain to get Skyfire off of her."

"Cool cat was a Cool Pancake" she cackled Jazzy changed her clothes into a black suite like the MIB wore. "Don't I look pudding?"

"Um…Yes?"

"Kelo! Let's get this show on the road we should hear back from Ed tomorrow Stormreign is good at what she does and she will have Bulldog up and running by breakfast. Eddy doesn't like to waste time so as soon as Bull is in the clear he is going to work fast."

"We need Yeager before we can talk to Tom."

"Exactly"

"Let's get to it Angle"

"Got it Doc"

They approach the farm house to see a little girl sitting on the porch step playing with gadget of some kind. The little girl hears them approach and looks up "did somebody die or are you with the Men in Black?" she asked in the most serious tone that a seven year old could use.

"Well duckling nobody has died yet so I would have to say were a real life MIB."

"You're lying everyone knows they aren't real." She crosses her arms and pouts looking at Jazzy in anger thinking that she is teasing her.

"I'm not lying the MIB works with Aliens. Look closer to my friend over here he isn't human, there for we are MIB." Wheeljack allowed his holoform to flicker before winking at a gaping Tessa.

"Don't worry sparkling my people don't harm humans and we are not here to erase anyone's memories."

Tessa inhaled sharply and for one moment Wheeljack was worried that she was going to start screaming. "OHMYGODTHATWASTHECOOLESTTHINGEVERWHATAREYOU?WHATPLANETAREYOUFROM?WHATDOYOUREALLYLOOKLIKE?CANISEEYOURPLANETSOMEDAY?WHYAREYOUHERE?" Tessa went off in an excited tirade of questions.

Wheeljack laughed a little "slow down sparkling your talking as fast as Blurr as for your questions I'm from Cybertron, my body is that car over there, you may see my planet sometimes in your life time and as for why we are here… we need to talk to your father to help us with a problem we are having."

Tessa nodded her head as if she knew that her dad could invent what they would need "daddy can help you once he is better. Daddy told me to stay outside because he was feeling sick today and didn't want me to catch it too." She gave them a beaming smile "I'm a big girl I can take care of myself my daddy said so."

Wheeljack stiffened as he watched Jazzy in the corner of his optics he saw Jazzy's smile tighten a little. "Did he now?" Wheeljack fought off a full body flinch at Jazzy's tone. "Jack why don't you take Tessa for a ride while Cade and I talk about boring paperwork that will need signed."

Wheeljack's holoform flickered again with an 'oh snap!' moment "Hey Tessa have you ever road in a time machine?"

Tessa's eyes went wide with excitement "Really? I get to ride with an Alien?"

Wheeljack opened his driver side door "you can even drive" Tessa squeaked in excitement and headed for the open car door. He turned over to Jazzy as Tessa was distracted with his alt form. "Please do not kill him or hurt him to much you know he would be in ruff shape today and he regretted today for a very long time."

"Oh I won't hurt him" Jazzy cracked her knuckles "too much he just needs to heal and I knight works best fighting for something. I'm going to scare the piss out of him. Now head off you have a sparkling to take for a joy ride."

Wheeljack lays a hand on Jazzy's shoulder before dismissing his Holoform and drives off. Jazzy looks at the door with burning eyes and opens it to find a man she would one day call kith.