Marcopoo Week 2018

Disclaimer: I do not own Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Day 7: Hekapoo finding Marco cute and teasing him about it

'Dear lord will this torture ever end,' Hekapoo quietly asked herself. 'It's already been two hours, how long is this guy going to talk?'

Hekapoo didn't know why this guy was talking, just that he was, and she was required to be here. Mewmans lived such short lives that very few caught her interest, but as a member of the High Commission she would fulfill her duty. However, even a near immortal had her limits! Ever so slightly, Hekapoo took her eyes off the speaker and began to look over the crowd from her position in the balcony.

'Boring…. Dull…. How are they still alive…? Wow, his grandchildren turned out nothing like him…. Popped their Great-great-grandmother's cherry….' On and on Hekapoo commented in her head as she saw descendants or people she recognized. That is, until her eyes fell upon an interesting attendee in the audience.

'Marco Diaz…' Hekapoo let the thought echo slowly in her mind.

This human was an oddity to her. When she first met him, she thought he was a thief and then to so brazenly declare that he would beat her challenge; had really pissed her off. So, she gave him the hardest challenge she had; the thousand flame challenge. The last challenger to that particular challenge only lasted three years and had blown out only 13 flames. In that same amount of time, Marco had blown out a hundred and twenty-five. Once she had realized this, and sent the information to her clones, they began to treat him differently. Whenever a flame blew out, Hekapoo gained that clone's experiences. She watched at the boy grew into a man, and as she did her feelings began to change. Some clones would tease him, ask rather sexually forward questions. One wanton clone had even introduced him to the pleasures of the female body. He was awkward at first like most males were, but over time and a few clones later he was starting to find himself. That's where some of the trouble began. Her clones and by extension herself began to fall in love. The teasing became more indecent and the once innocent touches weren't quiet as innocent. But! It was okay, because he lapped it up like a fish to water and just as she was about to do something she had never done in her three thousand years; it all came crashing down because of Star Butterfly, the insane brain dead spawn of Queen Moon. The child had too much of her Father in her.

'But maybe there's hope,' Hekapoo thought.

Looking around to make sure no one was looking at her, Hekapoo then concentrated and summoned a clone outside of the stadium. Next, she carefully, opened a portal and dropped her phone into it. And gave her clone clear orders, 'Tempt Marco.' It shouldn't be too hard as he was single, but Hekapoo had been reading a couple of Earth human mating books. And once you got passed the freakiness that Earth humans did in their mating practices, it was quite informative. Especially, the interesting mating conversation of 'sexting'. Luckily, Hekapoo's phone was different from standard phones in that it could connect to other phones. Now, all she had to do was wait.

After a couple of minutes her sensitive ears were rewarded with the sound of Marco's phone vibrating. With a small smirk, she watched as he looked at his phone for a moment, touched it a few times, and then put it back in his pocket.

'That's it?' She thought in disappointment. 'Pick it up,' She sent out the order.

And a few more minutes later, his phone buzzed again. This time she heard him suck in some extra air and turned to look around. Once he saw her, he looked back at his phone, typed some and put it away.

'THAT DOES IT!' Hekapoo raged to her clone. 'Make him remember number thirty,' she ordered. Most of Hekapoo's clones were standard, but some took on specific traits of her's. In thirty's case, it was her sexual desires, as few of them as she did have. It was thirty, who had Marco first and last.

With the order given, she waited. And waited. Nearly, an hour had passed before she heard the phone buzz. With baited breath she watched as his he looked at his phone and saw that his face was beginning to turn redder than her hair.

'This is more like it,' She thought.

Marco turned to look up at her and for some reason he nodded at her? He quickly typed something out, put his phone away, then stood up, and headed for a near-by exit.

'What the…' She wondered curiously, then commanded, 'Send the phone back, now.'

One small portal later, Hekapoo had her phone in her hand and went to her messages. When she opened the conversation with Marco all color quickly drained from her face, before coming back as glowing tomato bright red.

The only thing she could think was, 'With an ass like mine, I believe this qualifies me to be a P.A.W.G.'