Prologue

'How long has it been…?'

Kakashi along with Asuma & Kurenai were leading their respective teams to the former ruins of Uzu no Kuni. Former as in it was now rebuilt and better than it ever was. Kakashi was thinking on the events that led up to this movement.

The reason why they were headed there was because they were desperate.

Right now Konoha was nothing more but a shell of its former self as its hypocrisy & dark secrets came to light. Losing practically every alliance they had, their Daimyo forced to cut their funding they were no longer the most powerful Hidden Village in the Elemental Nations and it was safe to say that they were more like a minor village than anything else. At first they tried to solve the root of the problem by retrieving genin Uzumaki Naruto as he was banished for using 'unnecessary' force to complete his mission which unintentionally caused the whole thing. However Naruto seemingly disappeared with not even Jiraiya's spy network or Danzo's ROOT being able to find him. As such they tried through other means to recover which at first involved lowering their price for mission requests, prostituting their Kunoichi, hunt as many missing nin as possible, kidnapping nins from other villages for ransoms or breeding stock, and finally trying to conquer non-shinobi lands.

The first did not work as it ended up showing clients how weak & desperate they are.

The second did not work as many of their Kunoichi were from clans (many being clan heiresses) and were unwilling to do this job because of their pride & risk having a revolt. Those that did prostitute themselves end up mentally broken beyond repair or worse being kidnapped by their clients to be used as sex slaves with Konoha not being able to do a thing. They tried with civilian women however all the female civilians (with the exception of Ayame, Haruno Sakura, & Haruno Mebuki) were mediocre at best in terms of the looks department so were often undesirable and when they were picked they would often times be physically abused more than actually getting any sex. Ayame & Teuchi had left Konoha right after Naruto's banishment, Sakura being Tsunade's apprentice prevented her from being forced to do such a demeaning job which also protected her mother from this.

The third option was practically impossible as those who were easy to target had too little of a bounty that it offered no aid to increasing their dwindling wealth. Those with bounties that can actually make a difference, like the Akatsuki, were too powerful or too clever that it was too much of a risk to hunt them down.

The fourth option ended up causing them to gain WAY too many enemies, with Kumogakure using it to their advantage by spreading their corruption & hypocrisy to the other nations, slandering their name.

The fifth failed due to a simple reason… they were already conquered.

It was then they discovered that Uzu no Kuni had been restored with Uzushiogakure rebuilt and better than it ever was. The defenses were impenetrable & the lands were defended by special Samurai that seemingly knew how to counteract every known ability (common & bloodline) that a Shinobi can use no matter what level they are be it genin or Kage. It was because of these Samurai that they could not take any non-Shinobi villages, however that wasn't the worst part for them: they conquered minor & few major Shinobi based lands such as Takigakure, Shangri-la (a village made specifically to house & hide those with bounties on their heads, causing many from Konoha to curse themselves from not finding it first), Mizu no Kuni, Nami no Kuni, Umi no Kuni, Mount Katsuragi, Kagi no Kuni, Rōkoku no Sato, Kuma no Kuni, Genjutsu Tree Village, Sora no Kuni, Haru no Kuni, Tori no Kuni, & Na no Kuni. Because of this, despite Uzushigakure not being a Shinobi village with no Kage they still have Shinobi & Kunoichi however they act more like Assassins then glorified mercenaries that the Elemental Nations are used to.

Besides the last three (which came into Uzu no Kuni's rule through political marriage) every other land was conquered by killing the Daimyos & Kages.

All of this was accomplished by one man, the Daimyo of Uzu no Kuni… Oda Nobunaga.

More demon than man, he is infamous for sheer ruthlessness & brutality, sadistic beyond measure, and is known to leave no survivors when he fights. He is known as the Beast of Vengeance, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Master of Pain, the Master of Conquest, Beast of no Morals, and the Tyrant King among other titles. He happens to also be infamous for bedding many women (married or not) and is called the Conqueror of Women as all of his bed warmers end up becoming his concubines or if in a lower position, sex slaves.

In all honesty all of the major Shinobi villages would have tried to invade Uzu no Kuni if it weren't for one simple fact… they are completely & utterly TERRIFIED of Oda Nobunaga to the point that they would rather fight all nine of the Biju at once without any weapons or Chakra. Those who have managed to witness Nobunaga's exploits have all said that the legends of Nobunaga's power & savagery have all been GREATLY understated and that the real thing… is far FAR worse.

So why in Kami's good name are Konoha nin seeking aid from someone like him? Well this involves another one of his other titles: King of Mercenaries.

For some reason Nobunaga will take jobs like any other Mercenary and will complete it 100%. however he only takes missions with VERY high pay. In order to make a request they must send a message to one of Uzu's island posts, in which once Nobunaga receives the message he will decide whether the mission is interesting and if it was then the client was allowed to enter Uzu no Kuni and meet with Nobunaga himself where they can present the pay & their case. If he does not think it's worth it than he forces them to leave as soon as possible lest they get killed by the bored Warlord.

Konoha had run out of options & despite their fears & bad relations (due in part that they tried to take some of his sex slaves thinking he won't care as breeding stock) they had no choice but to seek his aid as Iwa, Kumo, and Oto have joined together to take out Konoha while Suna refuses to aid them.

Imagine everyone's shock when Nobunaga found their request interesting enough that he's willing to hear them out & invite them to his palace.

So here Kakashi was leading a group Jonin, & Chunin to their possible doom.

He looked back to see Kurenai who looked like she had swallowed a VERY bitter pill no doubt due to learning about Nobunaga's harem, Asuma who looked calm yet was sweating bullets, Saya glaring harshly at Sai with his fake smile, while the rest of the female members looking frightened beyond belief most likely afraid Nobunaga will forcefully take them for himself. It honestly didn't help that when they first entered, the first thing they saw were the skewered corpses of nin that tried to infiltrate these lands.

Despite walking the streets filled with happy citizens (which surprised everyone considering the Warlord's reputation) guided by one of his Samurais Kakashi felt that he was basically being guided by the Grim Reaper. Still he can't help but feel guilty at the fact that he was visiting this place without his former student Naruto, the origin of his clan.

Eventually the group was led to the palace where a young woman in her adolescent years with a buxom figure, long black-blue hair that extends all the way down to her hips with several bangs hanging over her forehead & side bangs that frame her face, and violet eyes greets them. She wears a set of revealing samurai-like armor, consisting of a black chest plate with scarlet red accents and wide, detached sleeves, a blue-and-white obi, a scarlet hair bow, and black thigh-high boots. The chest plate opening at her breasts, giving view to her cleavage.

What shocked Kakashi & the rest were the pair of white cat ears on top of her head and the two white tails swaying behind her. There was only one being that he could think of that had those features…

'Nibi…'

Kakashi was trying to think of answers of how the Nibi Biju ended up here and how it somehow gained a, admittedly hot, human form. After all the Nibi Jinchuuriki had gone missing a while back and was presumed KIA.

"Good day Konoha nin, my name is Oda Himari, the leader of the Samurai factions and third wife of Oda Nobunaga."

'Wait… ODA Himari? Third wife?! Man Kumo is going to throw a hissy fit when they find out about this.'

Though hopefully they won't be as prideful as Konoha and try to steal their Biju back. If Nobunaga rips people's man-hoods just for harming his sex slaves than he honestly did not even want to think about what will happen to any poor suckers that would try to harm an actual wife of Nobunaga.

"Thank you. My name is Hatake Kakashi and this is Sarutobi Asuma and Yūhi Kurenai along with our teams Sai, Uchiha Saya, Haruno Sakura, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba & his ninken Akamura, and Hyūga Hinata."

Each one, at their names being called, bowed to her in respect. Himari meanwhile looked amused.

"My you sure have such a large number of people in your group despite being for a simple request."

"Yes well forgive me if I offend you but considering your husband's reputation… well I feel like this is actually an inadequate number."

Himari giggled in amusement.

"I understand and you have the right to be cautious & fearful, though it's not like it will make much of a difference."

She nodded at the samurai who bowed before leaving.

"Follow me and mind your manners."

She led them into the palace which much like any other Daimyo's it showed off just how rich he is yet at the same time showing off how powerful he is considering the place was decorated with war trophies.

The halls were also filled with beautiful women wearing quite revealing clothing, much to the men's joy, and they could easily guess they were Nobunaga's concubines & sex slaves. It was also clear which was which as the sex slaves wore practically no clothing at all & had leashes that were occasionally pulled by the concubines to show their higher positions. However both groups had collars around their necks.

Kakashi can practically hear Kurenai's teeth grinding against each and he prayed to Kami that she will not start an incident; often times Kurenai can get overboard when it comes to her feminist views.

"Anko?!"

Startled he, Hinata, & Asuma turned to Kurenai in concern before looking at the direction she was staring and were shocked.

There serving tea to three concubines (one of them being the former rebel leader of Kiri, Terumi Mei) was Mitarshi Anko herself a former Kunoichi of Konoha. But apparently now she was a part of Nobunaga's harem and judging from her attire… she was a mere sex slave.

Kakashi & Asuma instantly grabbed hold of Kurenai preventing her from going over to Anko's side.

"Let go of me!"

She struggled against them.

"Kurenai you know we can't. For now we have absolutely no choice but to leave her."

"What?!"

She sounded outraged.

Asuma decided to say his piece.

"Kurenai I know how you feel about this & I know how you feel guilty for what happened to her all those years ago. If it was any other situation I would let you go on a rampage however this is Nobunaga's territory, do you really want to risk our daughter becoming motherless?"

At this Kurenai flinched. Though Anko was her best friend she had to think of her family first & foremost.

"Don't worry. If this works out perhaps we can set up some sort of deal for Anko's freedom."

"Is something the matter?"

The three were snapped out of their conversation as Himari looked at them questioningly though one can see the hardness in her eyes and her tightening her grip around her sword.

"Nothing… nothing at all…"

Kurenai spat out.

"Good then let's keep going."

The group once more followed Himari.

As they kept passing every concubine & every sex slave the more the girls became afraid while Kurenai seemed to get angrier.

Although Kiba was staring at them lustfully all the while cursing Nobunaga for his luck.

The group then came across a person that cause the Shinobi to pale in fright & for Team 7 to stare horrified. In front of the group was a fiendish woman of immaculate beauty with a voluptuous body, wide hips, large breasts, long dark pink hair, orange pigmentation around her eyes, the eyes themselves being slit crimson, and wearing revealing clothing that emphasized her beauty. However what caused the Shinobi to be horrified was the long orange fox ears on top of her head, and the nine long orange fox tails swaying behind her. This was without a doubt the Kyuubi no Kitsune.

"K-Kakashi sensei… that's the…"

"I know Sakura, I know…"

After Naruto's banishment Tsunade had deemed it time to tell the younger generation of Shinobi about Naruto's burden/curse. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they could tell the difference between the container & the beast itself; hell even Sakura despite being from a civilian family was smart enough not to mistake the two as one and the same.

However the fact that Kyuubi's right in front of them completely free…

Kakashi then widen his eyes and looked at Saya in concern. Saya looked more horrified than anyone else combined.

In the past Saya & Naruto were the best of friends and to others it was obvious that the two were deeply in love with each other, however after the whole Uchiha clan massacre she practically severed the bond the two had and treated him like a nuisance.

However their time as a genin team eventually caused her to open up to him again and seemed like two were going to repair that broken bond; although everything changed when Orochimaru gave Saya his Curse Mark things became worse and the way she treated him was even worse than when they were still in the academy.

He also knew that something bad had happened between the two when Naruto came back with her as Naruto sported the most broken look he had ever seen in his entire life.

When Saya had woken up the first thing he saw in her eyes was pure regret & the first thing she asked was 'where was Naruto?'. When it was revealed what happened to him she fell into a deep state of depression and it was only by telling her that if she grew stronger the higher the chance she can find Naruto, that she was able to snap out of her funk. She no longer cared about vengeance or justice for her clan. It was only the hope of finding Naruto & reconnecting their bond that kept her truly going…

But now…

"Onee-sama what are you doing?"

Himari asked. The way she just referred to the fox maiden had confirmed their fears.

"Oh nothing much Imouto-chan. I just have a sort of itch in a certain area that I was hoping our dear husband can scratch."

'Husband…? Oh fuck…'

This just keeps getting worse & worse.

"Well you might have to wait a while since these Konoha nin have a meeting with him."

Kyuubi looked amused at this and then took a look at the group. When her gaze landed on Hinata they seem to take some sort of combination of pity & mocking; with Saya it was a combination of disdain, hate, & gloating.

Hinata felt as if she lost a battle yet had no idea why while Saya felt jealousy & the urge to stick a Chidori through the fox woman's chest though like Hinata she had no idea why.

"Well since these are Konoha nin, then the meeting will be pretty short, so you're welcome to join us."

That… was not a good sign. Seems people were on to something when they claim he can hold a grudge.

"Why thank you, I think I may take you up on that offer."

The group were once more on their way.

Kakashi contemplated on whether to ask Kyuubi the whereabouts of his missing student Naruto. If anyone would know what happened to Naruto it would be Kyuubi herself… and maybe Oda Nobunaga.

"Excuse me Kyuubi?"

Kyuubi turned her attention to Kakashi.

"Yes?"

Here Kakashi had to be careful since he knew the fox would probably kill him for saying something that might offend her, which would probably be easy since Kyuubi had been sealed by Konoha three times & treated like a mass weapon of destruction.

"I was wondering, since you were most likely the last person to see Naruto…"

Kyuubi narrowed his eyes at him.

"… do you perhaps know where he is?"

Kyuubi grinned at him, which had a sadistic quality to it, that caused him to feel a large amount of dread.

"You'll just have to ask Nobunaga about your former student's fate."

Few Minutes Earlier

Inside Nobunaga's private room there was sounds of moans & cries of pleasure. Gripping the sheets tightly while on all fours was a woman with long crimson hair, a voluptuous body with a pair of large breasts swaying to each pounding while leaking copious amounts of milk, and her large ass cheeks making a slapping sound at each thrust. There was also a collar around her neck & a leash to show that she was a sex slave. Her Master, Oda Nobunaga, was what could be described as a beautiful man with long shaggy crimson hair reminiscent to a lion's main and a very lean body yet with clear muscles to show his strength and covered with black stripes similar to a tiger's. His face however was overshadowed by his hair leaving only his eyes to appear, which were a deep crimson color with grey sclera, eyes that were now full of lust and love for the woman he was making love to.

They had been going at it for hours judging from the sweat and all the sexual fluids staining the bedsheets. Suddenly he pulled her leash, forcing her up, allowing him to kiss her deeply while squeezing her breasts hard enough to leave large hand-shaped marks and to cause it to squirt out more milk. All the woman could do was moan in pleasure, her bright purple eyes full of lust & love for her master as her arms hanged limply as her entire body became numb and felt only pleasure.

One of his hands let go of her breasts and instantly pinched her clit causing her to scream in his mouth as she came hard once more yet that did not deter him in the slightest.

Eventually he ended the kiss and looked into his slave's eyes.

"I'm close my dear…"

Her eyes widened in sheer excitement.

With a loud roar that sounded more beast than man as came directly into her womb causing her to scream as she came again.

The two now were cuddling lovingly as the slave was utterly spent and looked to be on the verge of unconsciousness. Nobunaga was not in the least bit tired although he knew if he continued on she would COMPLETELY and utterly break.

"Oda-sama."

A concubine came into his room.

"There's no need for formalities Yakumo-chan. Whether you're my wife, concubine, or sex slave in the end you are all diamonds in this world of mine and should be treated as such."

Even though there was a large difference to how he treated each harem member depending on their status he treats them WELL and with great kindness all while spoiling them greatly to the point that every girl ends up falling for him & cares not for what position they are in as long as they could be with him.

The concubine, now named Yakumo, blushed at the compliment.

"Even so milord I am just a mere concubine so I must treat you with the proper respect you deserve."

He simply rolled his eyes in exasperation though held an affectionate loving smile for her.

"The Konoha nin have arrived milord."

His eyes widened and then narrowed, his smile instantly changed to a malicious grin.

"Well best not keep them waiting."

Just as he was about to stand up, an arm shot forward and grabbed him.

"Matte… Let me come with you."

"Are you sure? You're extremely exhausted right now, along with if I show them to you the way you are right now it will hurt a lot of people."

The woman smiled which seemed to have a sadistic gleam to it.

"… That's the idea."

Present

Himari, Kyuubi, and the Konoha nin have arrived at the throne room where sitting on the Throne was Oda Nobunaga himself wearing a tiger skin belt over a black hakama while his upper body was left bare. Everyone was surprised to see just how young he looked, no older then the Rookie 12; however his eyes told a completely different story… it was the eyes of a beast, a demon who would slaughter the innocent & guilty alike with a smile of joy on his face. Many of Kunoichi of the group blushed at the sight of him yet if you were to call out Saya on it she would deny it harshly. If they didn't know any better they would have thought they had met Kyuubi's identical male twin (although despite this he reminded the group of a tiger instead of a fox due to him being covered in black stripes, three noticeable ones on each cheek).

However what got the Konoha nins' attention was the red-haired beauty laying her head on the man's lap, with the only enough clothing to cover her chest & crutch. Judging from her state she had just recently enjoyed the pleasures of Nobunaga's body.

Kiba would have perved on the red-haired bombshell while cursing Nobunaga's name, except he instantly noticed his sensei's expression which was that of complete horror greater than when they first discovered the fox & Anko. Asuma also sported the same expression & Kakashi even collapsed, which instantly sent alarm bells ringing in his head telling him that something was VERY wrong and it involved the slave. He may perhaps be the dumbest nin in his generation yet he more than made up for it with INSANELY good instincts.

"What's the matter Hatake? You look like you've seen a ghost."

His voice was musical and caused the girls to shiver, yet there was a beastly demonic undertone to it that made it sound sinister.

Kakashi raised his head and for a brief second his eye was FULL of unbridled hatred, one for himself & the other for the Warlord, before disappearing.

"I'm… I'm sorry Oda-sama… It's just that woman reminded me of someone I once knew."

Both Asuma & Kurenai threw him an unreadable glance before turning their attention back Nobunaga.

Nobunaga's grin simply grew at the statement.

The red-haired woman opened her eyes, revealing her to be awake all this time, smiling at the group slightly before snuggling deeper into Nobunaga's lap, causing Kakashi's fist to tighten.

"Nothing to apologize Hatake… although I would appreciate if you and the others would stop eyeing my woman."

It wasn't a request. It was a threat.

"So according to the request your Godaime sent me Konoha is on the brink of war with Kumo, Iwa, & Oto; with no allies whatsoever and with no resources to spare, Konoha is essentially laying on its death bed."

The group flinched at the truth while Kyuubi, Himari, and the red-haired slave smiled in amusement.

"So give me a reason why I should accept this job when you virtually have nothing left to give?"

Kakashi bowed at the Warlord.

"Please Oda-sama if you were to accept this mission not only will you have strong allies we will also pay you a large sum of money."

Taking out a scroll he unsealed the contents revealing a chest FULL of money.

Nobunaga simply chuckled in amusement.

"Is this really all Konoha can offer me? Meager savings and an alliance with weak people?"

Nobunaga stood up, causing the red-haired woman to pout, and walked towards them.

"Does it look like money is an issue here?"

He gestured to the entire room.

"Does it look like my Kingdom is weak? I have conquered the Western lands with nothing but my two hands and now in these Eastern lands I have conquered almost every country & village this land has to offered and even killed the Mizukage on my own along with defeating three Biju with my OWN power! Even the most ARROGANT Kage fears my name!"

Though he was smiling one could tell he was pissed.

"And besides…"

He was now behind Kakashi causing the group to jump as they hadn't even SENSE him move.

"Why settle for an alliance when conquest is so much better…?"

Kakashi had no answer for this and not only have they insulted him with subpar rewards but they may have also set him loose on Konoha to bring its absolute demise.

"… Please Oda-sama, though Konoha is a shadow of its former self there are still innocent people living there. If you do not accept this at least provide those people sanctuary as unlike most of us they at least deserve redemption."

Nobunaga raised an eyebrow and something flashed in his eyes before quickly disappearing.

He was once on his throne with his slave's head on his lap seemingly teleporting there as no one saw any movement.

"In two weeks time I will visit your Godaime to solidify a deal with her."

Everyone's eyes widen in shock. They didn't think Nobunaga will actually accept the request.

His wives & slave frowned in displeasure yet made no comment.

"And you don't have to complain about the time as just hearing that I'll be arriving will cause those armies to cease their assault for the time being."

His eyes harden into a glare causing the Konoha group to flinch in fear.

"Now please leave my home right now as just being near you people is making me nauseous and any longer I might just kill you all."

The Konoha group shivered and turned to leave quickly, Kakashi realizing that he will not be getting any answers to the whereabouts of Naruto.

"Matte!"

Shit…

He completely forgot about Saya!

Before anyone could stop her she was now in front of Nobunaga glaring at him with her Sharingan active.

"What is it you want Uchiha?"

"It's about Uzumaki Naruto… What happened to him?"

"Uzumaki… Naruto…?"

He seemed confused which angered Saya.

"Don't play dumb with me! The fact that you have Kyuubi of all beings as your wife proves that you encountered him before, so tell me where is Naruto?!"

A look of realization passed Nobunaga's face.

"Ah, you mean the former Kyuubi Jinchuuriki…" Saya clenched her fist in anger. "… tell me little girl…"

He grinned a sadistic grin.

"… what happens to a Jinchuuriki when their Biju is set free?"

Saya narrowed her eyes in confusion & thought before widening in horror & realization. The rest of her group also came to the same conclusion.

'No…'

"If you're also wondering then yes I was directly responsible for unsealing my wife from her prison."

"BASTARD!"

Nobunaga instantly grabbed Saya's hand, as she attempted to use a Chidori on him, with inhuman speed before grabbing her neck chocking her.

Both Himari & Kyuubi instantly stopped the others from aiding Saya

"You know despite my reputation I REALLY don't like killing women as I find it to be a huge waste."

His hand tightened around her neck causing her to chock.

"However I think the Uchiha bitch will be one of the few exceptions."

Ignoring the pleas from Kakashi & the others he got to work on slowly crushing her throat.

Despite the pain & lack of air Saya continued to glare at Nobunaga with sheer hatred yet to his slight surprised he also saw complete despair, not for her execution but for someone else…

Suddenly Nobunaga let go of Saya, a look of complete shock passed his face before being replaced with a neutral look.

Saya on the ground coughed a few times before glaring at Nobunaga with anger & confusion.

"Leave now!"

He yelled out aiming a high dosage of his KI at the group causing them all to have a near heart attack.

"M-matte!"

Saya once more tried to go after him, only for Kakashi grabbed her and give her a stern glare.

"We will talk more of this later Saya."

The group disappeared in a Shunshin.

As the group were heading back to Konoha Kakashi had time to gather his thoughts.

In truth he was barely holding it in. He just wanted to collapse on the ground and cry his eyes out or go back in there and kill that monster. The student that he had neglected, the son of his sensei who he saw as a father, dead, killed by the hands of someone who truly deserved to be called Demon. Worse still the woman he viewed as a big sister turned out be alive, was mentally broken and turned into a mere bed warmer for that… thing…

"Kakashi you do know we will have to report everything we saw back there right?"

Kurenai asked.

Kakashi flinched knowing it true and the drama that will come from it.

"Kakashi-sensei who was that woman?"

Sakura asked him.

"When you guys looked at her I saw recognition from your faces and not only that she also looked familiar to us Chunin even though we've never seen her before. I'm guessing that she was some high-profiling Kunoichi of Konoha at some point."

Saya stated.

Kakashi glanced at the other Jonin asking them if they should tell them.

The three came to an agreement that they should tell them. They kept a lot of secrets from the younger generation and all that's done is cause problems in both the short & long run.

"That woman was a former high-ranking ANBU, infamous for her fuinjutsu skills, and to her enemies she's known as the Scarlet Death. I believe she was good friends with your mother Saya"

Saya seemed surprised to hear that she knew her mother & shared a similar title.

"… as well she was the Yondaime's wife & the second Kyuubi Jinchuuriki."

Everyone looked at him in shock.

"… second Jinchuuriki…?"

Hinata questioned in a whisper.

"… her name is Uzumaki Kushina… and she is the mother of Uzumaki Naruto."

Oda Nobunaga sat in his throne staring at the spot the Konoha nin once stood seemingly in thought.

"Nobu-chan is there a reason why you decided to accept their request, especially with what they've done to us."

Despite saying that the woman, now revealed to be named Kushina, sounded curious more than anything else.

"You should know Kaa-san…"

He stood up from his room and was walking back to his private courters with Kushina, Kyuubi & Himari following him.

"… I will always go for conquest and nothing less."

He smiled quite demonically.

Author's Notes

Well hey guys welcome to my new fic Tyrant Emperor. Got this idea stuck in my head for quite some time so I just had to type this.

Kushina is alive & Anko & Yakumo are a part of the Emperor's harem you'll find out soon why next time!

Also Nibi is based on Himari from Omamori Himari & Kyuubi is based on Amaterasu from Nasuverse.

Also there will be massive death to major characters just to let you know.