A/N: I don't claim ownership of anything (except the lyrics themselves) Phoenix and Co. are property of Capcom, and The Magic School Bus theme is property of Scholastic.

Key:

Regular Text: Apollo

Bold: Phoenix

Bold Italics: Trucy

Underlined Italics: Athena

Bold Underline: Maya/Edgeworth/Gumshoe

Underline: Other

Bold Underlined Italics: Everyone!

"Hey Polly!" Trucy shouted one day as he came in. "What is it?" asked Apollo? "So, I've been watching The Magic School Bus recently, and I thought..." Then she handed him a toilet brush, and started The Magic School Bus theme instrumental. And at that point, she began to sing:

"Call Wright Anything Agency"

Parody Lyrics Written By Red5T65

OBJECTION!

Take this toilet brush, Apollo!

Please let this be a normal work day…

With the Wrights? NO WAY!

Jogging through People Park now,

You're relaxed and feeling good…

Next thing that you know…

Someone got murdered in your neighborhood!

Cross-examining parrots…

Defending killer whales…

With Phoenix, Apollo, Trucy, Athena,

Master Maya, and Mystic Pearls!

It's Wright Anything Agency!

(With Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth!)

It's Wright Anything Agency!

(And Detective Gumshoe!)

It's Wright Anything Agency…

(Get serenaded by Klavier!)

For all your criminal law needs!

(And Blackquill too!)

So watch us attorneys shout "OBJECTION!"

Get those Poindexters a pointing!

With all the magic that you'll see!

We've even performed exorcisms!

It's Wright Anything Agency!

Step inside-be our newest client!

For all your criminal law needs!

Apollo stared, dumbfounded. After a couple seconds, he asked, "What in the actual **** was THAT!?" Then he got slapped because of the office's no swearing rule. "No, but seriously. What was that?" Trucy simply giggled, and skipped off, leaving Apollo stuck there with a toilet brush.