Of course, another new story. Well, I've no words, so enjoy...
(Disclaimer: I may have wrote this in the summary, but I'll write it again here to be sure. This story is pure fiction. Real characters are portrayed in my way of viewing.)
"Ugh, I'm so bored. Even my writer's block isn't helping." A figure said as he scrolled YouTube.
"I mean, I'm happy my RWBY x Detroit story got attention, but then there comes the 3-month school exams again. Why do they make the exam last a week? Sheesh, might as make it half a year inste-" He paused as he saw a video.
"Huh, a tournament? Interesting, Silva, you caught my attention…" the figure said as he rose from the computer and warped. The screen showed a flaming background with six words: "SILVAGUNNER: KING FOR A DAY TOURNAMENT". The screen also had a file 'UHC2' downloading before vanishing.
A peaceful gust passes The Grasslands. King Dedede, Kirby, Meta Knight and friends are seen on a meadow with a picnic basket. All of them are enjoying a good picnic. Kirby and Dedede are shovelling themselves down like a food competition, Meta Knight's simply watching the sky, Tiff and Tuff are enjoying some sandwiches, Adeleine and Ribbon are painting some more food, and Daroach is eating a slice of cake.
"Poyo!" Kirby proclaimed in victory.
"Dang it! Oh well, who could beat my friend when it comes to eating?" Dedede sighed as he pet Kirby on the head.
"It's nice to see them get along well." Tiff said as Tuff nodded in agreement.
"Plus, it's really nice nothing bad happened today." Adeleine said as she painted a Maxim Tomato and started eating it.
"Yeah, nice to take a break some times." Daroach said as he ate some strawberry shortcake.
"Hmm…" Meta Knight muttered.
"What's wrong, Meta Knight?" Dedede asked as he bit on a sandwich.
"I can feel something coming…"
Then, a huge portal appeared and started sucking them in.
"POYO!" Kirby shouted as he got sucked in.
"Kirby!" Everyone shouted as they jumped in after him.
Oh no, you can't read my P-p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face!
"Oh, dad. You do realise how dorky you are, right?" Nina said as she starts laughing.
"Well, that's just how I am, sweetie." Alfred said as he laid down his accordion.
"Of course, who wouldn't be as silly as the 'Weird Al' Yankovic himself?" Suzanne said as Al walked towards them.
"And who wouldn't be as beautiful as my dear Suzanne and Nina themselves?" Al hugged both of them.
"How about we get some food? I know a good Italian restaurant nearby," Al got up with the others.
A portal appears suddenly and sucked Al and his family in.
"Suzanne! Nina!" Al yelled out.
"Dad!" "Sweetie!" they both yelled as the portal closed.
"So get yourselves to the bathroom and brush your teeth, boys and girls. Cause a whole loada trouble is heading your way! This is Tokyo's very own #1, pirate powerstation, Jet Set Radio, and this is your captain and DJ, Professor K, signing out!" K announced as he shut the mic and closed the studio.
"Phew, that was some high might time, boyz! What do you say we retire for the night, GGs?" K said as a few skaters skated to him.
"Nah, Prof. K. The night's still young for us night teens, ya dig?" Combo and Garam high-fived.
"Besides, we need to try some new moves with Gum, not to mention our long awaited…" Cube and Mew said,
"GIRLS NIGHT OUT!" Piranha and Gum joined.
"Just make sure you don't make a scene. Don't want that Onishima and Hayashi chasing our asses down Shibuya-cho…" Corn reminded.
"C'mon Corn! We could outrace their asses all day and not break a sweat! Right guys?" Beat said.
"Right! Cause we're da GGs!" the whole gang joined.
"Alright, alright. I'll let ya rudies do your thing. Tomorrow gonna be jam packed, baby!" K replied.
Combo, Garam, Cube, Mew and Piranha skated off. However, before the other 3 GGs followed, a portal appeared in front of K and the GGs and started sucking them in.
"Whoa man, what is up with this funky shizzzzzz!" K said as he got sucked in, with the GGs.
"Man, this is hard…" Etika said as he played Super Smash Bros. "I mean, I've played the 3DS demo before, but man, with the amount of fighters, I don't know who to choose against Hollywood! And if I lose, I lose the title of the King of Gaming! Maybe if I challenge him for Dragon Ball FighterZ…"
A little trivia: Etika's in Las Vegas at the Rio Hotel. He's there for the EVO event and the 'Etika the Badboy vs. Hollywood the Showstopper' event, held at 'The Wall Gaming Lounge'.
"Ah damn!" Etika said as his Megaman lost to R.O.B.
"Oh well, gotta rest up for tomorrow. Don't want Hollywood beating up my tired ass…" he switched off the Switch, and got ready to lay on his bed. Seems normal right? Until…
A portal appears.
"Whoa! What the fuuuuuuuuuu…" Etika yelled into the abyss as the portal closes.
"Ah…good morning everyone! The fresh prince has woken up!" Will Smith proclaimed as he jumped out of his bed and danced his way downstairs, after changing into his attire.
"Uncle Phil! Aunt Vivian! Top of the morning to ya!" he announced.
"Good morning, Will." Phillip and Vivian Banks said.
"Mm-mm-mm, I just love the scent of a fresh new day." Will said as he sat down. He saw Hilary reporting today's morning weather till he remembered the others. "Where's the others?"
"Carl's at Princeton taking extra lessons, but Ashley's at Dippity Do Dog's to help out for the morning frenzy." Vivian answered.
"Man, what about Nicky?" Will wondered where the little funball was.
"He still sleeping." Phillip answered.
"Well, time to shake his day! Don't wanna make him miss out the fun stuff today." Will got up and danced to the stairs again.
As he opened the door to Nicky's room, a portal appeared in place and sucked him in.
"Whoa, what the- UNCLE PHIL! HELP!" it was in vain.
"Hmm, I swore I heard Will-" before he could finish the sentence, another portal appeared below both of them and sucked them in too. Same goes for Carlton and Ashley.
Party, Karamu, Fiesta, Forever
Oh Yes I like it
Oh Yes I like it
The crowds cheered and screamed as both singers exited the stage.
"That was awesome! Nice working with you bro!" Pitbull shook Enrique's hand.
"Yeah, phew. Never expected the crowd to be that big." Enrique wiped his head.
"Well, me too. But I got to go. Wouldn't want my kids waiting." Pitbull waved as he left.
"Oh how I missed you Barb…" he thought sombrely of his ex.
As he exited, he fell in a portal.
A peaceful day has passed in the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu was currently laying on the kotatsu (It's winter) with some mandarin peels on the table.
"Myuu…How peaceful…" she muttered half-asleep.
Oh dear, looks like she doesn't know Murphy's Law.
"REEEEEEIMMMUUUUUUUUU!" a witch crashed into the shrine.
"Bukya!" Reimu got tossed to the side due to the impact.
"Oi! Marisa! What do you think you're doing?!" Reimu yelled at the dizzy witch.
"Reimu! Reimu! It's an incident!" She yelled frantically.
"The only incident you'll see is the fact you nearly destroyed my shrine!" Reimu pointed at Marisa's…collateral damages.
"That's not the point, Reimu! People are disappearing!" Marisa shocked Reimu.
"What?" Reimu couldn't believe it.
"It's true! I was on my way to the SDM, when I entered the library, everyone's panicking! I asked Patchy what happened, she said that time-stopping maid and that vampire mistress with her sister disappeared!" Marisa recounted her tale.
"Then, Aya-san appeared and took a photo with her friend Hatate, but before they could fly off, they disappeared in a portal!" Marisa continued.
"Portal? Is this Yukari's doing?" Reimu questioned at the word portal. She thought that gap youkai's up to something.
"That's what I thought! I went to the Yakumo Shrine, but Ms. Nine Tails said Yukari disappeared too!"
"Hmm, it seems this is a new incident." Reimu thought.
"Anyways, we better go find Sanaaeeeeeeehhhhhh!" Before Marisa continued, she disappeared too.
"Marisa?! Where did-Marisaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Reimu too.
"GAME! The winner is…Iwata!" the game announced as Iwata's Mii did a victory pose.
"Haha, guess I can't beat Nintendo's president and CEO…" Reggie said as he played Smash with a Level 9 computer-controlled opponent.
(R.I.P. Satoru, you made Nintendo the best company in everyone's eyes. Wished you would've lived longer.)
"Well, time to work. Don't want his finances to drop while I enjoy playing…" Reggie got up and opened the door, only to be sucked in a portal.
While, currently, in New Leaf, everyone is panicking. Why, you may ask?
"MAYOR HAS DISAPPEARED!"
"ASSISSTANT ISABELLE TOO!"
"SOUND THE ALARM!"
This.
Dame tu cosita (ay toma, cosita, cosita, cosita)
Dame tu cosita (ay toma, cosita, pure energy)
Dame tu cosita (ay toma, cosita, cosita, cosita)
Dame tu cosita (ay toma, cosita, eh)
Then two pairs of hand were heard clapping.
"Impressive, Popoy, never knew you could dance like that." Howard clapped.
"De hecho, fue mucho mejor y más largo que el mío. (Indeed, it was much better and longer than mine.)" Marcianito said.
"Eh, ce n'était rien comparé à vous deux. Vous deux avez fait vos débuts plus tôt que moi. (Eh, it was nothing compared to both of you. You two made your debut earlier than me.)" Popoy said.
"How about we go visit Earth? Might as well see how we rank among Earthlings." Howard got up to his UFO.
"D'accord." " De acuerdo." Both agreed as they joined Howard.
On the way to Earth, a black hole appeared in front of them. The UFO tried to get away but the black hole's stronger.
"Oh mierda!" Marcianito exclaimed as he pressed buttons.
"Faites quelque chose Howard! On va se faire sucer dans ce trou! (Do something Howard! We're going to get sucked into that hole!)" Popoy grabbed onto Howard's seat.
"I'm trying, Popoy! The black hole's pull is stronger than I thought!" Howard is pushing on his UFO's tiller.
They struggled for a minute before the UFO lost its boost power, sucking them in.
"And everything else you can do on the internet." Ajit said on the TV studio.
Seriously, this guy know fidget spinners and the Harlem Shake. He basically knows most of the Internet trends.
Why does he want to disable net neutrality if he's knows those were what made the Internet popular when everyone can just- is he seriously drinking from a Reese's Cup?
Ugh, whatever.
Ajit continued talking as a portal appeared beneath him and he fell through it.
Seriously, disabling net neutrality of all things.
"Hahaha! It's too late, Avengers! I have all the Infinity Stones in my hand!" Thanos proclaimed as he looked down on the injured Avengers, Infinity Gauntlet in his left hand.
"And now, time to-" before he could continue, a portal sucked him in instantaneously.
Silence filled the battlefield.
…
…
…
"Did-did some random portal save us?" Peter asked.
"I-I think so." Tony blinked.
"Hmm…" Stephen was in deep thought.
"What is it, Dr. Strange?" Steve asked.
"This is…strange." He mumbled.
"Dude, why would you slip in a pun?" Rocket asked.
"It seems the portal that took him away was…from some otherworldly being." He said, getting silence again.
"Hmm…so you're saying something from another world took Purple McGrump Face? Huh, neat-" Peter said halfway before sucked instantaneously with Tony and Steve.
…
"We better call Director Fury." Sam said.
"Anyway, that's all the time we've got." Pearl said.
"So, until next time…" marina moved her turntable to the side.
They both stood up and moved in a coordinated action, speaking at the same time, "Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!" When they finished, the program ended and the turned into a pink field with a strange design in green.
Marina sighed "It was tiring, wasn't it, Pearl?" Marina asked.
"Ya bet! Phew, I'm inking for Crusty's Super Seanwich. What about you, Marina?" Pearl asked.
"Why, his Special-Charge Shake of course! Let's go!" Marina dragged Pearl.
"I still want to know how he fries a shake…" Pearl thought.
As the arrived, they saw five faces.
"Callie! Marie! Both of you are here too? Oh, you even brought Agent 4 and Agent 8!" Marina greeted the former Squid Sisters and Agents.
"Well, I thought we might get something to squid on, so we decided to go. We meet Agent 4 and 8 on the way too." Marie said.
"Wait, you guys brought Glenna too?" Pearl asked, seeing the leader of Chirpy Chirps with them.
"I met them when I was taking a break from the band activities, so I joined them too." Glenna said.
"Alright then. Hey! Crusty! Get me a Super Seanwich and a Special-Charge Shake!" Pearl asked as Off the Hook took their seats.
"Here 'ya go Squiddo!" Sean tossed them their items.
"Alright, time to dig-" Before Marina continued, a portal sucked them in.
"CARP! SQUID IT!" The seven yelled as they ran, but got sucked in.
(Extra)
"Hm…" Meggy messed with her phone a little.
"Goddammit Mario, can you please be a bit punctual?" Meggy said as Mario arrived.
"Sorry Meggy, SMG4 wanted me to help him take out the trash." Mario said with some Italian gibberish before squatting and muttering a 'Mamafucker'
"It's alright, Mario. Come on! We better train!" Meggy pulled Mario away as he 'la'd his theme song.
Halfway through, she sees the Squid Sisters.
"Hey, Marie! Calli-" She stopped when she saw a portal sucked them in.
"Wuuu…We should help, right?" Mario said.
"Damn right we do! Come, Mario!" Meggy ran ahead.
"Meggy! Wait for-HAHAHAHAHA" another portal appeared behind Mario.
"MARIO! HOLD ON!" Meggy ran towards Mario and held his hand.
Meggy held on, but was slowly slipping in.
"Mario, I'm sorry." Meggy flung Mario away as she got sucked in.
After Mario recovered, to see no Meggy, he went silent.
"I NEED TO SEE PROFESSOR EGG!" Mario said with his panic laugh as he ran off and dove in a tube.
Secret XXXXX Research Facility
Status: Abandoned
Target: XXXX files on XXXXXXX and experimental human enhancement drug.
Location: North XXXXX Forest
XXXX hrs XX XXXX
Snake dropped in from a vent as he approached the room. He entered as he saw a USB with the label 'Secret Files'. Then, his CODEC beeped.
"Otacon, I've got the data file."
"That's great! Wait outside, I'll get a chopper for you."
"Alright, but something's wrong."
"What is it, Snake?"
"Don't you get the feeling this mission's too…easy?"
At that moment, a portal appeared as he hung onto the drawer handle.
"Snake?! What's going on?!"
"I don't…know, Otacon! Something's trying to suck me-"
Before he could finish, the handle broke and he went through the portal.
"Snake! Snake! SNAAAAKE!"
"Now where am I?" Geno wondered as he sat on a stump.
"The last thing I remember was using the Star Pieces to rebuild the Star Road…But why am I still in this body?" Geno got up and walked around.
"Hello? Mario? Peach?" He called out.
"Well, time to do this the old fashioned way." He entered the Forest Maze.
After an hour of searching, he ended back at the same stump.
"Damnit, I think I'm lost…" Geno pondered until a portal appeared.
"Huh?" He got closer to it,
"Maybe this is my ticket out of the maze…" Without hesitation, he jumped in.
"Fine! Take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!" Wario said as he handed the potty to Lulu.
"Hold on!" 9-Volt said as the whole gang arrived.
"Uh, you were planning on paying us…Right, Wario?" Mona asked.
"C'mon. Where's our cut?" Dribble asked.
"We just want our share." Penny said.
"Uhh…Fat chance! This money's mine!" Wario ran off with the briefcase.
"Hey!" Red called out as they all chased Wario. However, Wario tripped and sent the briefcase flying into a portal that happened to appear.
"NOO! My money!" Wario dived in.
"Hey! Get back here!" Kat and Ana exclaimed as they ran in.
"He's not getting away." Ashely said as she followed.
Soon, the whole gang and Wario entered the portal.
"Ngaawah!" With a perfect line of sight, Waluigi executes his Special Shot.
"Game, set and match! This match's winner is…Waluigi!" Toad announced.
"Wahaha! This is why you don't mess with Waluigi!" Waluigi basked as he exited the court.
"Well, good job as always, Waluigi." Luigi said as he joined him to meet the rest.
"Don't-a worry, bro. You'll get him next time." Mario consoled his brother.
"Can't believe I got knocked out by some mutt…" Daisy and Rosalina were still sore to the fact they lost to a Chain Chomp, thrice.
"How's your side, Bowser?" Mario asked Bowser.
"Jr. and I lost to that baboon and dinosaur…" Bowser was still the sore loser he was, while Yoshi high-fived Donkey Kong.
"How about we return to the castle everyone? Our tennis session is finished, and I baked cake~!" Peach said.
"Oh yeah!" Everyone cheered as they start their journey to the castle.
However, as they arrived at the castle, a huge portal in the sky appeared.
"Hmm? What's that-" Again, before Waluigi finished what he said, the portal started sucking them in.
In the garage… (Why this? I'm a fan, so bite me.)
"Ugh, still can't believe our only option to practice is in this dusty place…" Yang pouted as she tuned her guitar.
"Obviously. Glynda didn't want us to cause a ruckus, so she wouldn't empty a classroom for us." Weiss said as she pressed a few notes.
"Not to mention with Nora here, things will probably go further than a ruckus…" Ruby said as she strummed her bass.
"That's true." Blake deadpanned as she got her tambourine.
"Hey! I'm not that destructive!" Nora said as she hit some cymbals. RWBY stared at her. "Ok, Maybe a bit."
"But can't she allow us to practice on the courtyard?" Jaune said.
"Well, there's Nora." Ren said, getting a 'hey' from the said ginger.
"True." Neptune and Sun said in sync.
"And why won't she let us practice alone? This is a battle of the bands for Oum's sake." Emerald said as she tuned her keyboard.
"Where else do you propose we practice then? Mercury said strumming his guitar.
"Make that four places, Emerald." Roman said as he checked on Neo fixing the cannon.
"Ugh, why did I get roped into this…?" Cinder said in a bored tone as she got her drumsticks.
"Everyone present!" Penny said through her disco set. "I detect a high danger level object approaching us.
"WHAT?!" everyone shouted.
"What is it?!" Ruby asked worryingly.
"Maybe it's a huge portal that may take us to some unknown dimension to see a bunch of people doing their stuff?" Nora said, making all eyes stare at her.
"Nora, how is that even po-" For the final time, Ren couldn't finish as a portal appeared, for the final time, above them and started sucking them in as everyone tried to escape, but fail.
The figure chuckled. "All pieces have been collected. Now, it's time to bring them together."
He created a blob and started shaping it into a huge stadium, with a huge stage. Plus a few living dorms with some other kinds of rooms like a recreational area and a gaming arcade. He then enlarged it.
"SiIva, I think I can say that your tournament," he looked at the orbs containing the characters absorbed in the portals he created. "Has turned from digital, to live."