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Quick Note: Huge thanks goes out to those who read the prequel of this fic, in the KHR section, "Waking Up Nana." Just a heads-up, I am having surgery tomorrow and have no idea when I will be able to write again, so hopefully this introductory chapter will whet your appitite for more! Sorry it wasn't up sooner, I ended up doing many other peoples jobs today and just couldn't do them fast enough to get to dealing with you lovely people.

Now, on with the chapter!

Ranma's Surprise Guests

It didn't take Nana, Reborn, Chrome, Mukuro, Shamal, Ken, Chikusa, Lambo, I-Pin, Mai, Fon, Kyoya, and Takashi, to find their hotel in Nerima and check in. However, the clerk at the desk was overly excited... Something about never getting paying visitors and now they could possibly start fixing the damage to the hotel... pool?!

Nana really didn't care about the pool, and neither did the kids, but it would have been fun... "So, how often do you get guests here? I was told that this is where the esteemed Nodoka-sama stays when she is in town."

"Oh, very rarely. Most just tend to wander into town and pop up a tent. However, there is a very high chance that said tent will be destroyed by the end of the day..." the clerk blinked, realizing what they had just revealed and blushed crimson. "Forgive me, honored customer. We are blessed by your presence. And Nodoka-sama is not here right now, but she is scheduled to arrive next month."

"I understand. Thank you for your words of wisdom. I will make sure that my children are model guests and do not cause undo havoc," Nana promised as she passed him a few bills, to thank him and use him as a source for more information about the town.

"If you want a good restaurant, go to Ucchan's, it's the best in the area. Neko Hanten is okay, but you never know what that crazy purple haired girl is going to do," the clerk warned her. "Thank you for the tip, Honored Customer-sama."

"No, thank you," Nana smiled thankfully at the clerk, before herding her group up the stairs and into their rooms. "You get all that, Reborn?"

"The so-called Wrecking Crew causes much destruction and most do not pay for their messes. How... inconsiderate..." Reborn snorted.

"Also, he didn't mention that Tendo Nabiki extorts Ranma, and her own family, for money. She does put some of it back towards cleaning up the messes, but she causes them most of the time, and she has a lot of cash stockpiled away," Nana informed him. "Tendo Kasumi needs a bit of a push away from her father, but other than that, leave her be."

"The others?" Reborn raised an eyebrow.

"Tendo Soun is a good man, but needs to get over his cry-baby tendencies and get more students back in his dojo. Tendo Akane needs a complete overhaul. She has poison cooking skills, and she's a decent martial artist, but needs to work on her listening skills. I don't care what you do to Saotome Genma, except you have to leave him alive, for his wife to deal with," Nana smirked at Reborn.

"Carte blanche, my favorite," Reborn tipped his fedora at her and looked to the rest of his Namimori family. "Where did you all want to start?"

"Let's take a tour of the town," Tsuna suggested. "That way we know where to avoid and where to intervene."

"Hn. Too many herbivores," Kyoya grumbled.

"Kyoya, Mukuro," Nana made sure to focus only on the two boys. "There's a girl with striking violet hair. If she approaches you, get away from her, immediately. She will try to preform an Amazon kiss of marriage if she knows how strong you two are. Tsuna, Takashi, Ken, Chikusa, that goes for all of you as well. Chrome, if she tries to get near you, tell her that you are engaged to one of the boys, just not Mukuro."

"Understood, Mama," Chrome agreed instantly. "Would she try to marry me, too?"

"Amazon kiss of death," Nana rattled off in annoyance at the mere thought of anyone harming her sweet daughter.

"So, we just randomly show up at the Tendo Dojo and ask for Ranma?" Takashi asked curiously.

"Exactly, Taka-kun!" Nana grinned happily.

Ranma was in the middle of running away from Akane, when the doorbell rang. Kasumi was busy in the kitchen, and called out, "Ranma, Akane, please see who's at the door?"

"I got it Kasumi!" Ranma called back and appeared at the door. He opened it, only to blink in shock, "Nana? Tsuna? Master Fon? Guys? What are you all doing here?"

"Fon told us of your little phone call," Reborn snorted. "Nana decided that you needed help sooner, rather than later. Here we are. Just be glad she didn't bring the whole group."

"Where are you all staying?" Ranma gulped.

"Don't worry Ranma," Nana assured him. "We are staying at the Nerima Hotel. It's already been paid for. Now, how have you been? We've all missed you and were worried about you..."

"Who are these people? More fiancees?" Akane glared at Ranma.

"Ah, you must be young Tendo Akane," Nana put on a smile. "While I have heard much about you, I do believe that we should have a chat, sometime soon. Also, none of us have ever met Genma, nor are we engaged to Ranma. So you can rest that fear. We are also already happily accommodated at the Hotel. It's delightful to see you again, Ranma. We'll stop by at a later time. We decided to let you know that we were in town while we were seeing the sites. Right Lambo? I-Pin?"

"Hai Mama!" Lambo and I-Pin chorused cutely. I-Pin's Japanese had improved to the point that she spoke like a native.

Akane saw stars when she saw the kids... "What cute kids!"

"Remind me to let you babysit them sometime," Nana chuckled. "They can be a handful. Now, Ranma, we must do lunch. We have so much to catch up on! We'd best leave you to get your supper. It seems that Lambo and I-Pin are ready for their warrior naps," Nana smiled as she picked up the kids and waved farewell to Ranma and Akane.

"I'm in so much trouble," Ranma groaned.

"Why? She seems like such a nice lady," Akane glared at Ranma.

"I forgot to contact her last month to let her know that I was okay and the last person I spoke to I had to let go abruptly, due to Shampoo running me over with her bike, again," Ranma groused. "I didn't want to worry her, but the phone was damaged and I lost their numbers."

"Shampoo..." Akane glared at Ranma before pulling out her trusty mallet from her hammer space. "Die Ranma!"

"Not again!" Ranma groaned as he ran away from Akane, right out the door and into Tsuna's back. "Oof! Sorry Tsuna-kun."

"No problem, happens all the time. Hey, why don't you join us for supper, Ranma! You're part of the family, after all," Tsuna smiled at his friend.

"Really, I don't want to impose..." Ranma began.

"It's no trouble," Nana smiled at him.

"Okay, thanks. I will!" Ranma smiled happily.