Author's Notes: You must excuse the bad lyrics, they were made up rather quickly and short-of-hand. Do you realize how psyched one can get on the way to the TTT première in costume? Very. Very-very. Very-very-very… *muses punch her lights out* @_@
Disclaimer: I do not own anything LotR, Tolkien does. The song 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" was originally performed by Elmo & Patsy. Credit for this whole bout of insanity goes to me and my bestest-best friends in the whole wide world, The Ring-Dings. Plus Ericka. She's practically a Ring-Ding.
Gandalf Got Run Over By A Ringwraith(this is the chorus)
Gandalf got run over by a Ringwraith
Walking home from the Shire Solstice Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron
But as for me and Frodo we believe
He'd been smoking too much Hobbit-weed
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot his staff and pointy hat
And he staggered out the hole into the snow
When we found him Solstice morning
At the scene of the attack
He had horse-prints on his forehead
And incriminating horse-marks on his back
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And we're all so proud of Frodo
He's been taking it so well
Sitting in there watching the fire
Drinking ale and smoking with Elves from Rivendell
It's not Solstice without Gandalf
All the Order's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we set off the fireworks or send 'em back? (Send 'em back!)
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Now the goose is on the table
And the air's a-curled with smoke
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the thread in Gandalf's cloak
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license
To a guy who screams a lot and hates the Elves
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