Author's Notes:  You must excuse the bad lyrics, they were made up rather quickly and short-of-hand.  Do you realize how psyched one can get on the way to the TTT première in costume?  Very.  Very-very.  Very-very-very…  *muses punch her lights out*  @_@ 

Disclaimer:  I do not own anything LotR, Tolkien does.  The song 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" was originally performed by Elmo & Patsy.  Credit for this whole bout of insanity goes to me and my bestest-best friends in the whole wide world, The Ring-Dings.  Plus Ericka.  She's practically a Ring-Ding.      

Gandalf Got Run Over By A Ringwraith

(this is the chorus)

Gandalf got run over by a Ringwraith

Walking home from the Shire Solstice Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sauron

But as for me and Frodo we believe

He'd been smoking too much Hobbit-weed

And we begged him not to go

But he forgot his staff and pointy hat

And he staggered out the hole into the snow

When we found him Solstice morning

At the scene of the attack

He had horse-prints on his forehead

And incriminating horse-marks on his back

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And we're all so proud of Frodo

He's been taking it so well

Sitting in there watching the fire

Drinking ale and smoking with Elves from Rivendell

It's not Solstice without Gandalf

All the Order's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we set off the fireworks or send 'em back?  (Send 'em back!)

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Now the goose is on the table

And the air's a-curled with smoke

And the blue and silver candles

That would just have matched the thread in Gandalf's cloak

I've warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves!

They should never give a license

To a guy who screams a lot and hates the Elves

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