The days of fall was upon those at royal woods. the crisp wind of the cool breeze of autmn blew. the gold and brown leaves scattered in the wind. september was here, one month away til the halloween season. for some it was the halloween season.

but not all was well within the house of louds. months ago lori and leni became pregnant with child. of which were the daughterof their own brother, lena was lincoln loud's daughter. while lali was the daughter of lori and leni (thanks to lisa) lincoln was only 13 and he was a paranoid mess. despite this, lori and leni moved away, together with lali and lena lincoln asked why they were leaving, he blamed himself but lori made sure that he wasn't the reason.

she felt that lincoln was much too young to father children. and she was 19 nearly 20, lori and leni shared a romantic attraction for one another and it made perfect sense to move in together and become mothers for their only daughters. and so they had left and with lincoln only left to wonder when lena will know him as a father, rather than an uncle.

he stayed in his room, the week end was here and he spend his days reading comics, or playing hid video game. such was life for a young pup like him. 13 and developing to become a man. but what was good was he when he felt like he was a burden? having sex with lori and leni was wonderful. after his fall out with ronnie, stella ditching him for clyde. but now he had no one. but he noticed lucy and luna looking his way.

the first night with out lori or leni they spend the night with him. that same night they made out with him. and boy he never knew it was coming. he smiled as his fingers rubbed the joystick of the controller. just as he was occupied with romantic thought, the house shook as an explosion was heard. lisa. oh yes, lisa friggin loud 6 years old and still doing the same crap since god knows when. he sighed at this.

"LYNN!"

Lisa cried out. uh-oh. maybe it wasn't lisa's fault. he got up off the bed. suddenly concern for his smart logical sister. he open the door and peered in.

"lisa? you alright?"

lincoln walked towards her, lisa laid against the wall, an imprint of her body, with black substence all over the wall. lisa put her glasses on. but her expression was anything but joyful.

"i'll live."

she growled, before turning her head with murder in her eyes.

"no thanks to you, lynn loud!"

lynn raised her hands and had a shit eatting grin.

"..oops?"

it was just like lynn to be...herself. he was surprised he didn't share any romantic relations with her. perhaps they will, he never knew what the future held. all he knew was he was here and he existed. even if his parents hated him now because of lena, because of leni and lori. he looked over his shoulder, he turned and walked into her room and saw a silloutte.

it had the same pose as the naked terminator. or at least thats what he thought. he walked over to the desk as the smoked cleared an infant no more than 1 year and 3 months old. his hair was brown like lisa's spiked on the top of his head, chubby like most babies, if not a little more than normal. freckled cheeks. the baby turned and plop on lisa's desk. lincoln noticed he was naked. he knew it was a he since his lil pecker was out in the open.

"uhh...lise?"

lincoln said slowly.

"you better come in here."

lincoln stared at the one year old before him.

"there's a baby on your desk."

the sound of running came to his ear. he felt a force pushed him.

"arrghh!"

he fell flat.

"WHAT? GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

Lincoln looked up as lisa marveled at the child before her.

"by tesla's pidgeon kink...has my ignorant sister's rough housing created life itself?"

her eyes couldn't get any more big.

"where's my scanner?!"

she turned and rushed to get a device that looked like an ecto meter. she held it before the babe. the child reacted in trying to reach for it. making noises of curiousity.

"oh..dear...it seems my DNA got mixed with yours, dear elder brother."

what? seriously? how did? lincoln sighed why should he questioned it...this was lisa loud, always taking blood samples and whatever to do an DNA test. he knew she recently checked luna for aids since she and sam fucked around. which was something kinda anti-homo in lisa's reasonings.

"huh. looks like your a mommy lisa."

lincoln watched lisa's face fall, then she screamed loud in realized horror.

"oh dear lord i am it's mommy..."

she said in a monotone voice. lincoln rubbed the back of his neck as he watch the baby reach for him. it dawn on lincoln that this baby was very much his as well as lisa's.

"well...with lori and leni moved out, and taking lena and lali...i guess i can't escape fatherhood with this one..."

lisa's face deadpanned and rolled her eyes.

"...yes, how tragic for you."

lincoln dropped his hand and sighed.

"this is just some weird science shit here lise..."

a thought came to him an obvious question that must be asked. he turned to the six year old and asked.

"i mean, i'll help raise him...i always wanted a son anyway, ...sooo...what are we going to name him lisa?"

lisa tapped her chin in thought she hummed as her eyes narrowed.

"hmmm..i suppose lester sounds good enough."

before lincoln could consider the name something hot hit his eye, it was wet and had the scent of urine. he realized that lester, his son born of a freak lab accident just pissed in his eye.

"ARRRGHHH!"

Lisa smiled ever so softly.

"how fitting, we pissed in god's eye, and in return our son pisses in yours."

lincoln was freaking out and ran out of the room, bumping against luna.

"dude what the hell?"

lincoln grab her breast and pushed her aside.

"out of my way!"

he ran like a fuckig deer to the bathroom. opening it and closing it. the sound of the fosset water was heard.

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it was a week at least before the news was broken out to the family. some couldn't believe it. but there he was, on the baby chair, eating a piece of pizza. his fat little hands held it as he chewed on it with his single baby tooth. his eyes looked to be that of pure bliss.

for lincoln's sisters lucy, luna, luan, lynn and the twins, they forgot the fact he was of another love child born out of science. and more dawwwwh because of how cute and chubby he was.

"and to think i had a hand in this"

lynn said with a thumb pointed on her chest.

"not something to be proud of, LJ."

lynn sir glowered. having to witness another child of damnation being born. rita looked shamed by this, for lisa he was but an experiment. she had ran test on him none stop. and lincoln had to make sure that the baby was well fed and given a crib of his own. lincoln was tired. the bags under his eyes. he took care of the baby none stop. he cried alot at night and he was the only one who busted his ass to tend to the child. lisa was six fucking year fucking old and it seem she cared very little except when she wanted to run tests.

lincoln's face fell and hit head first on a plate on pizza. luna rubbed his hair and frown.

"dudes, our little bro is pretty pooped out. maybe we should help him out, he hasn't been sleeping all that much."

the girls agreed whole heartedly.

lisa cleared her throat.

"he is my responsability so perhaps i should take the lead."

lynn snorted,

"bullshit, all your gonna do is run him on a tread meel like some kind of gerbil."

lucy sighed.

"i wish i had lincoln's baby."

said lucy who was only ten.

everyone stared at her. she looked back.

"it's not like you and i hadn't talked about it luna"

luna's face turn beat red and laughted nervously as her parents were eyeing her like she was some kind of sick perverted fuck. luna cleared her throat and admitted first hand.

"mum, pops, me and lucy are kinda dating lincoln"

lynn covered his face with his hands.

"oh for fuck's sake! where did we go wrong?"

the father of the loud sobbed uncontroably. lincoln raised his head up. peperoni stuck on his face as well as cheese and mushrooms.

"PUSSYWILLOW!"

before his head fell flat on the pizza again.

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Lincoln stared at the sleeping babe on the crib that was once lily's. the peaceful expression lester had warmed even his heart. at first he was scared of being a father at such a young age, but now? now he was kinda proud. but something lingered in his mind, he turned his head to lisa who was sound asleep. he stepped over to the edge of her bed. and stared at her.

she ... she wasn't a very good mother. she saw this child more like a lab rat than a baby. this felt unsettling for him. luna and lucy seem to become perfect mothers towards lester. but lisa needed to show some love too, even if she was only six.

the 13 year old climb the bed and wrap his arms around her waist. she moaned in her sleep, he laid his head slowly on the pillow and closed his eyes his nose pressed against her nose. he truly wanted to get close to her now. it was a feeling, like nature itself calling. a baby must have both parents. a child born out of love must have someone to lean to when they need help. sure, the child was born out of science, but he felt there should be a bond between himself and lisa... lisa stirred in her sleep and open her beady little eyes.

"lincoln?"

lincoln smiled and spoke softly.

"hey."

lisa blinked and yawned.

"...what are you doing?"

lincoln brushed his nose against hers.

"snuggling."

lisa was confused.

"...why?"

lincoln sighed as he thought to give an answer. his hand kneading her night shirt.

"you ever thought about...us?"

lisa sat up and looked at him with a raised brow.

"us?"

lincoln sat up as well.

"yeah, you know, us. the baby. i mean, we're parents...shouldn't we..."

lisa cut him off.

"i have no desire for you, dear brother."

lincoln's face sadden. lisa sighed realizing she was too blunt, again.

"lincoln, you must understand this baby was an accident."

lincoln cringed. and something just snapped.

"how can you say that?!"

lisa frown deeply.

"because it's the truth. i know what you are tying to do, and i have no desire to be romantically involved with you. so please keep your hands to yourself."

lincoln sneered at her as a boiling anger started to collect within him.

"fuck you, lisa. if lester is going to be around he needs to be loved and cared for, not be used like some kind of lab experiment."

lisa was taken aback by his language.

"lincoln...i-"

lincoln got up and walked to the crib and gently taking lester in his hands and held him close to his chest, he brushed a finger over her brown hair and he sighed softly.

"...stay away from my son."

lisa's mouth fell.

"..brother, you don't under-"

he turned and whispered harshly.

"oh, i understand plenty. your only six years old, your not mature enough to know how to be a mother!"

he yanked the door open and left the room, leaving lisa in the dark. lisa stared off where lincoln once stood. her head dropped down. her mind as briliant as it was didnot understand the damage she had just caused. maybe she did, maybe she was just too scared to admit that maybe she did love him.

"...lincoln."

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TO BE CONTINUED.