Author's Note: Ta da! Behold my new one shot series, Azur Lane! Titled 'Everyday life of shipgirls.' Enjoy!

Azur Lane doesn't belong to me, it belongs to Bilibili, Yoshtar and Manju, this is for fun only.

-When we have a situation, immediately call for the Commander. -

"Commander! We have a situation!" Cleveland shouted. Opening the office door with a bang, the commander was sleeping, drool flowing out of their mouth. Akagi doesn't seem to mind, since, she is gladly letting her commander use her lap as a pillow

"Ara, Cleveland, do be quiet."

"Sadly i wish i could! But Unicorn is crying due to Vampire eating her ice cream!"

Akagi's brow twitched, "That's it?"

"Not just 'That's it' Akagi! This is Unicorn we are talking about!"

Akagi was new to the base, since she just got here a few weeks ago. "Is it really that bad?"

Cleveland walks up to the window and opens it, then beckons Akagi to look. Akagi reluctant to leave her Commander takes a peek at the window, and sees chaos.

The Academy is on fire, Akashi is screaming like a lunatic. A disheveled Portland is clinging onto Indianapolis like a life line, shaking in her rudders. Javelin is clinging onto a pissed off Illustrious who is carrying, what looks like a dead body.

"Er… " She looks back at Cleveland

Cleveland told her to just keep watching. She looks back and nearly has a heart attack when Illustrious threw Vampire's body to the sea. Javelin shrieked and swan dived after the poor Cruiser.

Unicorn was on the side still crying clinging to a deadpanned looking Belfast with a 'Bloody wanker, i am so done with this shit.' face.

Akagi wisely closes the window, trying to process all the things she saw. "Welcome to the base." Cleveland said with a tired voice.

"I see….should we wake up…"

"Yes, yes we should. They'll all calm down when they see the Commander."

Akagi just shook her head. "Does this happen... "

"Yes, everyday actually. It was a miracle that we had peace for a few weeks."

'The hell kind of base did i wind up.' Akagi thought, 'But meh, as long as i am with Commander i'm good.'

"Anyway! Commander!" Cleveland shouted into the Commander's ear causing the Commander to yelp and land on the floor with a thud.

Cleveland didn't wait and just took the Commander by the scruff of their cloth and dragged them outside.

Akagi was left there staring at the window, seeing Illustrious force feeding -a just saved by Javelin- Vampire with Vegemite, with Javelin clinging to Illustrious again.

"...Well, this base is fun."

Just another day in the Navy Base.

End Note: Ohai! I know, i know i have other fics to update.. But i am hooked to Azur Lane for a month now, so yeah.. .Please do give me suggestions for a story in this one sh(i)ots

-Drexeru Out-