Chapter 1:

Izuku's POV:

I was 5 years old when I realized that all men are not created equal.

A few months after that, I started realizing that Kacchan isn't really my friend anymore, too.

I was 6 when dad finally came home. I realized that he was a rockstar the came back from his World Tour. He didn't care if I was quirkless. He just wants me to be happy and supported my dream to become a hero. The only problem is, I'd be in a huge disadvantage because of my lack of a quirk. My dad, however, had an idea. He gave me an electric guitar and told me to learn it. He contacted a support company he knows of and bought me speakers. The Hatsume Foundation did a number of modifications to these speakers. Loud modifications. Normal mode and Combat Mode. The first time I truly became a hero was when I stopped Kacchan from hurting a kid. I used the Power of Rock. Dad wasn't done yet, though. He signed me up for Martial Arts. Weapon Based and Hand to Hand combat. My sensei taught me Krav Maga, Kendo, Muay Thai, BJJ, and Eskrima. The Hatsume foundation also upgraded my guitar to become a weapon. Light Metal that gives a painful smack in close ranged combat and powerful, painful sounds at long range. Thanks dad, for supporting my dream. Thanks mom, for worrying and caring about me. Thanks Kacchan, for making me more determined to become a hero. This is my story. The Legend of the Guitar Hero, BANSHEE.

8 Years later…

The teacher apparently decided that everyone wanted to become heroes. Kacchan just decided to diss all of them. "DON'T LUMP ME WITH THESE FUCKERS. I'M THE ONLY ONE GETTING IN UA ANYWAY."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, ANYWAY?" Oh great he pissed off the rest of our class. Good fucking start Kacchan.

"I GOT AN 'A' IN THAT MOCK TEST. THE ONLY ONE WHO'D EVER BE ABLE TO GO THERE IS ME AND THAT STUPID FUCKING NERD." He somehow to redirect the class' rage to me. Dammit, Kacchan. One job. You had one fucking job. Oh, by the way, after I beat him all those years ago, we became rivals. Not really bitter but not friendly either. Since we can't really fight each other without getting in problem, we decided to do alternatives. School Contests, Videogames, and all the other shit. We're currently on 193-192 with him in the lead. I am not gonna let him beat me that easy though. "Which reminds me, Midoriya had a higher score than you in that mock test, Bakugou."

I just gave a 'friendly' laugh. "That ties us 193-193, Kacchan." He then exploded my desk. "Listen to me you fucking nerd, we'll settle this later in Smash. Ya here?"

"Whatever ya say, Kacchan." I sneered at him in which he returned with a glare. Not really my friend but not really my enemy either. I still manage to find common ground somehow. I then continued scribbling down on my Hero Analysis notebook until the class ended. Kacchan gave one more reminder to fight him in Smash later. Eh, I main All Might there anyway. He's a DLC character. Yeah, a real life character is in that game but not Waluigi. Poor, poor Waluigi. I was on my way home until I saw that sewer lid start to move. I quickly equipped your guitar, 'Music Meister' in case it goes wrong. The guitar had my logo, the Moon Rabbit, on it and it was colored green. It was built based on Slash's guitar. I also turned on my speakers that were always attached to your belt. I also equipped your noise blocker so I wouldn't be hit by the Power of Rock. "Ooh, a nice vessel. Don't worry, it'll only hurt a little." I heard as I maximized my speaker's volume. This might be a bad idea but I can't risk it. I then saw a large green slime suddenly jump out of the sewer to try and grab me but I quickly struck a chord on my guitar. It sent out a sonic wave in a cone pattern similar to that of Presentation Micycle's. It quickly blew away the slime.

"You fucking brat." It looks like I ain't out of the water yet. I was about to strike another chord until I heard a familiar voice. "HAVE NO FEAR, FOR I AM HERE!" I quickly took cover since I knew what's gonna happen next. A massive torrent of wind then came out of the tunnel as the slime had been easily obliterated. I quickly took a bottle from my bag and contained the slime inside. I heard the Japanese Superman's laugh. "Good catch, kid!"

"A-All Might! C-Can you give me your autograph?" I said as I reached out my notebook. "OF COURSE YOUNG MAN!" He said as he signed my notebook. "A-Anyways, All Might, I-I got a question."

"WEL THE ANSWER IS TO ALWAYS EAT YOUR VEGETABLE, KID! GOODBYE TO YOU!"

"W-wait!" What happened next might have been my worst idea yet. I decided to hang onto All Might's leg. "H-HEY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF!"

"If I let go, I'll fall to my death!"

"OH RIGHT! SORRY ABOUT THAT!" Why does he always have to scream everything? I landed on a rooftop and tiredly got off his leg. "H-Holy shit! That was scary!"

"That was real risky kid. Now, I have to get this villain here to the police so-"

"WAIT!"

"What is it?"

"Can I ask a question?"

"YOU ALREADY DID!" Oh for fuck's sake I'm not up for dad jokes from All Might. Dad already had a lot of them in his fucking sleeves. "Okay, how about two questions?"

"YOU JUST DID!" Oh that's it. "How about four then?"

"YOU JUST DID!"

"WHEN?!"

"NOW!" And then he proceeded to laugh. "Okay, I got you, now what's your question kid?"

"Can someone be a hero when they're quirkless?" You asked that question. I already had my dad to say yes and he even helped me. Kacchan… well, he wanted competition so I'm gonna give it to him. My mom just apologized to me. Sensei told me that I can be before he died from old age. I just wanted to hear what All Might would say. "Quirkless…" He said. He then began to steam up and deflate which made me scream. "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? ARE YOU SOME VILLAIN WITH A SHAPE SHIFTING QUIRK?"

"Jesus, calm down, kid. It's me. You know those times some guy tries to have muscles by puffing up their chest? Yep, same goes for me." I just sighed in relief. "Now, about this quirkless fellow you're talking about, it's you isn't it?"

"Y-Yeah."

"To tell you the truth, kid. I don't think you should be a pro hero." I was expecting that to happen but it still kinda stings. "Now, don't get me wrong. What I'm saying is, you don't need to be a Pro Hero to be a hero. You can be a Police Officer, or a Doctor, or a Detective. The thing is kid, it's not a bad thing to dream but you also have to think realistically." He then raised his shirt up. It showed a large wound on his left side. "See this? A villain did this to me years ago. I can only go for three hours now everyday before I have to revert back to this form. I don't want to crush your dreams but I don't want you to die either, kid." He then puffed up again and left me behind. My dreams aren't crushed though.

"I-I understand…" That won't stop me from being a Pro Hero though. That won't stop me from saving people. I then walked down the stairs as and managed to get back on the streets.

KABOOM

I heard that sudden explosion and looked up at the sky. "Another villain attack?" I decided to run towards it in hopes to get notes on their quirks. What I saw made made sick. My rival, Katsuki Bakugou, about to become a mindless vessel for that Slime. Wait. Slime. Vessel. Fuck. Yep, I fucked up. I must've dropped it when I clung onto All Might's pants. My body then decided to move on their own. I ain't about let someone die even if they're a dick. "GET OFF HIM, ASSHOLE!"

"DEKU?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET AWAY!" Kacchan screamed as he gets swallowed up by the Slime. I threw my bag at the Slime's eyes before attempting to claw my 'friend' out of the Slime. "DEKU! GET THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE YOU GET HURT, DAMMIT! FIGHTING YOU AIN'T GONNA WORK IF YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL!" Or in the Kacchan language, 'I don't want you to get hurt'.

"Sorry, bro, but my body just moved on its own."

"DON'T BODY JUST MOVE ON ITS OWN BULLSHIT WITH ME!"

"YOU STUPID BRAT!" I really wished I could use your guitar here but there are civilians here that might get caught in the Power of Rock. The Slime tried to crush me as I closed my eyes and prepared for the worst. The hit never came though and when I opened my eyes, I saw All Might take the hit for me. "I REALLY AM PATHETIC! TO SAY SOMETHING BUT NOT ACTUALLY DO IT! I HAVE TO THANK YOU, KID! FOR REMINDING ME OF WHO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE! HEROES ALWAYS PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE FOR THE SAKE OF OTHER!" He's bleeding but he's still going strong. "DETROIT…"

"NO!"

"SMAASSSHHH!" He screamed as he pulled me and Kacchan away from the punch. I passed out from shock. When I woke up, the heroes immediately reprimanded me from doing something risky. They then proceeded to praise Kacchan as he gave me a glare. I just sighed and walked away. I was on my way home until I heard his screaming.

"DEKU! YOU BETTER BE ONLINE FOR A MATCH IN SMASH TONIGHT OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, OKAY?! ALSO… thanks." Well…. that was unexpected. "DON'T LET THAT GRATITUDE GET INTO YOUR HEAD YOU USELESS FUCKING NERD! DON'T GO CRYING TO ME IN HELL WHEN YOU FUCKING DIE TRYING TO SAVE ME!"

"Sure thing, Kacchan." He then silly-walked his way home. My family's apartment was the other way so I just started walking. "I AM here!" All Might just came into the fucking picture and quickly shifted into his fucking Small Might form and causing me to scream again. "Goddammit, All Might! You're gonna give me a heart attack." He just ignored what I said and decided that this time was a good time to give a speech. "Kid, I came with a bunch of thanks, a lot of sorry, and an offer. First, thanks for reminding me on what heroes are all about. Secondly, I'm sorry for crushing you dreams like that."

"You know I'm still gonna be a hero whether you say yes or no, right?"

"R-Right. Anyways, at that moment, you acted while no others could. Quirkless, pussy you!"

"Not helping."

"That really inspired me! You know the stories about people who became a hero? They all had a constant in their origin. The first time they ever said before realizing that they want to be a hero was that their bodies just moved on their own." Touching. Now you're a lot more determined to become a hero. "That's what happened to you right? Kid, you can become a hero." I actually felt a bit of tears running down your tears. Fuck it, only pussies hold back how they really feel. "Thanks. Well, I gotta go, All Might. Thanks for that word of encouragement."

"Wait! I got an offer for you. I marked you as the one worthy to inherit my power!"

"Wait… inherit? The hell you talking about, All Might?"

"Well, you're a fan boy so you must have theories about my quirk, correct?"

"True, some say it's Super Strength and others say it was a Body Enhancement. Never really thought that it was some kind of power that can be inherited. As a matter of fact, I myself jokingly said that you simply did 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 10 km runs, and proper meals with the breakfast only being a banana since it was enough. And the fact that I also jokingly said that you were secretly bald and is wearing a wig."

"Kid. Quiet down and let me explain."

"Sure."

"I'm not a naturally born hero."

"No one is."

"Let me speak. I was quirkless, like you but then someone saw potential in me and handed me down their quirk. A sacred torch that had been passed down from generation to generation. One For All. Or OfA. Not AfO. It's an enhancement type quirk that can be passed down from person to person and continually grows in power. It gave me Super Strength for I had no quirk to be enhanced. It gave my predecessor the ability to secrete Thermite like substance that can eat away in anything. I am currently it's strongest wielder and sooner enough, you will be stronger than me. So kid, will you accept my power." That was a lot for me to take in. I already know my answer though.

"No."

"... What?"

"Look, All Might, I'm really honored to be tagged as your successor but… I want to do this gig my way. I want to show the world that you don't need a quirk to be a hero. Also, it looks like it'll cause a big mess if this secret gets exposed. Don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut." I felt like I made the wrong decision but All Might just decided to puff up and laugh. "YOU CONTINUE TO SURPRISE ME, KID! TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"Izuku Midoriya."

"TOSHINORI YAGI, AT YOUR SERVICE. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU WON'T TELL MY SECRET AROUND AND I ALSO ADMIRE YOUR DETERMINATION TO BECOME A HERO WITHOUT THE USE OF QUIRK! IN FACT, I'LL TRAIN YOU PERSONALLY. MAYBE EVEN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU WHEN YOU PASS UA'S ENTRANCE EXAM." He said 'when' not 'if'. Show's how much he believes in me. "STILL, MY OFFER STILL STANDS IF YOU WANT IT. I WILL NOTIFY YOU THOUGH, WHEN I FOUND ANOTHER SUCCESSOR."

"Cool. Now, about that training…"

"Meet me at Dagobah Beach tomorrow!" And he ran off. Dagobah Beach. Same place you knew that's filled with trash. You're phone then started to ring. Looks like your best friend's calling. Hopefully she didn't watch the news.

"Izuku! It's Mei! I saw the news."

For fuck's sake.

{- To be Continued...?

Yo. Just wanted to try something new. Like, has no one ever thought: "Hey, let's do that stupid AU where Izuku beats villains with the Power of Rock n Roll"? I kinda wanted to see that type of shit so I did it myself. Izuku and Blasty in here aren't really friends as Izuku said. They're more of acquaintances at the very least but they're definitely rivals. I don't like giving Izuku One For All in this story since that would've made all his hard work irrelevant so I had him stay quirkless. It's not gonna be one of those stories where he has a quirk but mostly uses One For All. I'm gonna go to a more bullshitty way of Izuku winning shit. Like. Intentionally make him a Mary Sue and then proceed to not make him a Mary Sue. Shit happens. I'm not really sure if I'm gonna continue on this side gig while doing Funny Matter but eh, I'll try. Anyways, leave a like and subscribe. Give me some reviews or do some passive aggressive shit that implies that you want more. PEACE!