Author: I'm sure that you've all noticed that I am back to updating this thing again after 500 years, I just needed a break from writing horror stuff.

Italy: Author you're so dramatic, it hasn't been that long.

Author: I know that. Now onto the intermission! *Holds up a football ball* What is this in your language?

Almost Every Country: Football!

America: That's not a football, that's a soccer ball- *Gets hit in the head with football ball*

Ireland, Japan, Tanzania, Uganda, Kenya, Burundi, Mozambique, Oman, Somalia, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Somaliland, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Yemen, Kenya, South Africa and Namibia: *Nervous sweating*