Konosuba!

A/N: Lol, I can't believe I'm doing this. I have only watched like 7 episodes (so far) so please fill free to correct anything I get wrong, just don't be a dick about it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Konosuba or anything relating to the series.

Warnings: OOC and Lemons

"What's poppin' guys?" – Regular Speech

'I can do this!' – Regular Thought

"WRYYYY!" – Attack

"Café Leblanc, Sunday 8:56 a.m." – Setting

Kazuma's Room

"Waaah!" Aqua kept wailing on his door, crying her pretty little eyes out. "Kazumaaaa! I'm sorry!"

The brown-haired young man just crossed his arms and turned his head in a huff, he was in no mood to listen to her pitiful excuses! She's the one that fucked up and cost them the reward!

More banging came from the door and threatened to know it off its hinges. Aqua refused to give up and as such she pressed her body against the wooden door and rapidly throwing her fists down onto it.

"I said I was sorry! Please forgive me!" The goddess continued to yell at him from behind the door.

Kazuma continued to try and block her out of his head, thinking back to the instance that led to this scenario. It was him, Darkness, Megumin, and Aqua herself traveling the plains to dispatch a group of bandits in the south. Kazuma thought to try and take a quiet and stealthy approach since they were outnumbered, but Aqua's loudmouth got them caught and the small group was quickly overrun.

It wasn't all bad though, when they were retreating he got to see some nice panty shots of Darkness and Megumin. Aqua and her pantiles self did not appeal to him as he was too pissed at her to find her attractive.

Aqua was a very beautiful woman but boy was she an air bag. Kazuma didn't think she could do anything right. She was just a dumb, useless goddess that was in his party.

"Kazuma!" Aqua's shrill voice cut into his head and disturbed him once again.

"Leave me alone, Aqua! I don't want to talk to you right now!" Kazuma broke his silence to yell at her. He couldn't stand her crying and screaming anymore! She needed to grow up and walk away.

Aqua's obnoxiousness seemed to increase after he spoke up. "Kazuma! Kazuma! Please forgive me! Please Kazuma!" The blue-haired beauty cried out.

Sitting up on his bed, Kazuma groaned. 'I should legally change my name…' He thought to himself before he pondered on what Aqua told him. 'But she said anything… this might be chance to teach her not to screw up again.' Kazuma grinned evilly.

Getting up off of the bed, Kazuma walked over to the door and opened it, but not before stepping back to watch the goddess flop down onto the floor, totally unprepared for it to be opened.

"K-Kazuma!" Aqua picked herself up and looked at him with a smile, glad to know that he was willing to answer to him. "You forgive me?!" She asked excitedly.

Kazuma shook his head, still smirking. "Nope, well, not unless you really meant what you said." He said, crossing his arms.

Aqua tilted her head to the side. "Wha…?" Aqua asked, clearly confused.

"You said you would do anything to get my forgiveness, right?" Kazuma asked, repeating her words in a twisted version to use as leverage.

Blushing, the goddess nodded. "Y-Yeah… but like, you're not gonna make me do anything weird, are you?" Aqua asked.

Kazuma grinned lecherously. "You said you wanted my forgiveness, right?" Kazuma asked again to which Aqua nodded again. "Now get on your knees." He told her.

Blushing, Aqua took a step back. "W-What?" The beauty questioned as she was swiftly pushed to her knees by Kazuma, her kneecaps coming to rest on the cold floor of his room and her head near his belt.

"What are you doing, Kazuma?!" Aqua shouted as she witnessed him fiddling with his pants and belt. "Kazuma?!" Her face was hot and steam was practically rising off her head as he dropped his pants, leaving him standing in his shirt and boxers.

Aqua tried to back away but his hands grabbed her beautiful blue hair and held her in place to witness a tent form in his boxers, standing out a few good inches from his pelvis. Aqua, who has never seen a single penis before in her entire life, is embarrassed and fearful.

"Come on Aqua, time to make it up to me!" Kazuma grunted, using one hand to bring her head closer to his package and the other to bring down the front of his boxers and letting his erection spring forth, slapping Aqua in the face.

Aqua recoiled from the action. "Ah!" She shrieked in surprise, not prepared for the action. Not that it was out of his pants, Aqua could see his hard, throbbing cock. It looked painful for Kazuma, the way it throbbed and pulsed.

Her blue eyes scanned the piece of male flesh that stood erect. It was a darker color than the rest of his skin and it had veins running down it's shaft, making blood flow throughout it's length. Aqua's eyes kept traveling down it's entirety until they came to rest on the fleshy sack that hung below his shaft.

"K-Kazuma!" Aqua babbled out his name. "W-What a-are y-you-" She was cut off as Kazuma placed his other hand back on her head and kept bringing her head closer to his hard cock.

"Stop talking you useless goddess and put that stupid mouth of yours to good use for once!" Kazuma stated as he forced her soft, plump lips to kiss the hard, purple helmet of his dick. The sensation of her warm lips on his cock almost made him bust his nut right then and there but he fought tooth and nail to resist the alluring pleasure.

Aqua's hand shot up to grab his thighs as she was forced to take his cock into her mouth. He kept forcing her forward and little by little his tip pushed past her lips. Her eyes widened when her tongue lashed out against the slit and her taste buds were filled with the taste of meat and salt.

But Kazuma, like all males who were in the process of getting a blowjob by the hot, stupid goddess that annoyed them greatly, got an inch and took a mile.

"Deeper!" Kazuma grunted, pressing her head more and using his hips to press his cock deeper into her mouth. "Suck my dick you useless goddess!" He told her.

"Mmmh!" Aqua moaned out, having Kazuma's hot cock force itself into her virgin mouth. Her fingers dug into his thighs and held herself up.

His eyes rolled into the back of his head. The pleasure was insane. Her mouth was super-hot and super wet! Like the perfect fleshlight!

"Hrgh!" Kazuma groaned and pushed his cock deeper into her magnificent mouth. "I said deeper!" His fingers tangled themselves in her silky locks. Inches passed Aqua's lips and he began to thrust in and out of her mouth, each time going a bit deeper into her mouth and knocking at the door of her throat.

"Mmmmrh! Mmm!"Aqua's eyes watered as he thrusted his cock into her mouth like a battering ram. Her lips were stretched wide open, almost uncomfortably so, to accommodate his larger than average size.

Spit and slobber ran down the shaft of Kazuma's cock and coated his pelvis and balls, giving them a nice shine. Droplets of spittle flew onto the floor and even covered bits of their clothes. The sounds of Aqua's sucking, their grunts, and the wet sound of water being splashed around filled the room.

The abundance of saliva was no doubt due to Aqua's water powers. She was excellent at sucking dick with such a nice, wet mouth! Kazuma was practically in a pool of water from the waist down!

Pressure began to build in Kazuma's pelvis, telling him that he was nearing the end and his climax was close.

"For such an annoying woman… uh…" Kazuma panted heavily, sweat rolling down his face. It took a lot of energy to fuck this woman's mouth! "You sure suck dick pretty well!" He complimented her.

Aqua's blush intensified tenfold by his backhanded compliment. She was a goddess reduced to a woman on her knees, sucking a NEET's cock! This punishment would make Darkness cry in pleasure!

"Uhhh…" Kazuma groaned, still thrusting into her mouth like a piston. His orgasm was knocking on the door but he was going to enjoy his first blowjob to it's entirety. After all, when was he ever going to get the chance to fuck Aqua's mouth again?

Closing his eyes, Kazuma let his head fall back and he thrusted all the way into her mouth, her lips caressing his pulsing balls. His tip even went into her throat, brining him the greatest pleasure so far!

"Ah!" And with that deep, guttural yelp, Kazuma unleashed his pent-up sperm down Aqua's throat, making the poor woman panic and squirm, trying to break free from his grasp so she could breathe.

Kazuma held her firmly in place and unloaded inside of her. Years' worth of cum flooding down her throat in a matter of seconds!

When he was done, Kazuma released her sweaty hair and let her fall back, gasping for air as some of his cum leaked from the sides of her mouth.

The brown-haired teen smirked, stroking his cock and letting a few drops of cum fall out of his slit and onto the floor. "There Aqua, now I forgive you!" Kazuma said, jumping back to sit on the bed with his pants completely off.

Aqua just looked at him, her tears now drying, and she wiped her mouth. "Ugh! Kazuma! That was disgusting!" The blue-haired beauty complained.

"It wasn't supposed to be pleasant, it was a lesson! Now you won't fuck up again!" Kazuma laughed, crossing his arms behind his head. "Next time I won't let you off so easily." He warned.

With a grunt, Aqua stood up and balled her hands into fists before turning around to walk out. "Stupid Kazuma!" The goddess yelled out.

The young man just smiled contently, happy to have drained his balls inside the most useless member of his team.

A/N: Wow, I can't believe I actually wrote this within the span of two hours. That's either really good for me or really bad. Either way, you guys got some Konosuba, so congrats! Be sure to review and let me know if you want to see more of the girls, I would be more than happy to oblige! Till next time!