I told my friend this idea and he really wanted me to give it a shot, not sure if I will ever get back to my other fic but it will still stay for everyone to read
Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson nor Adventure time.
'How did this happen?!" though Percy to himself angrily.
They were all dead! Jason, Leo, Piper, Hazel, Frank and even Annabeth! All of them dead by the hands of the Giants and Gaia. Even with the gods here to help things were looking grim. Gaia and the giants were pushing back the gods and Percy was on the ground unable to stand up.
"You failed Jackson!" said Gaia laughing sinisterly. "Now how about I make things even more unbearable for you?"
Gaia then grabbed Iris and said "Open a Iris message to the battle field between the Greek and Roman demigods!"
Iris did so and when the message appeared it showed the Greeks and Romans about to fight until they all saw the message with Gaia looking at them evilly.
"Behold Demigods!" Shouted Gaia as she waved her hand to the battlefield behind her. "Six of your precious seven have fallen and the gods are being pushed back while you all fight amongst yourselves and now you will soon watch as I strike down the last of the seven and the gods will be powerless against me and my children!"
The Greeks and Romans just watched in shock and horror, even Octavian looked scared, this was it the end, it was all over.
"Mother are you sure I can't keep the boy?" Asked Polybotes. "I want Poseidon's favorite son as my pet!
"Sorry son, but as long as he lives the others demigods will have hope and we can't have that!" Said Gaia.
"Let me do it mother!" said the giant king Porphyrion. "Let me show the world what the king of the giants can do by striking down the greatest Greek hero of this century!"
"No me! I killed Athena's favorite daughter, let me add her daughter's boyfriend to my kill list!" Enceladus shouted.
"Hey! If I can't keep him at least let me kill him!" said Polybotes angrily.
As they argued Percy couldn't believe this. They were going to untie the Greeks and Romans and defeat the giants! How did this all go so wrong? Percy started to tear up, they were all dead, the gods were being pushed back and the Giants and Gaia were winning. Even with tears Percy still tried to stand up, he would not quit and gripped his sword riptide in his hand. The arguing giants and Gaia looked down at him.
"Even now you still won't give up hero!" Said Gaia smugly. "Who do you think your facing? I am the primordial Gaia with my greatest creation of children! The Gigantes! Even now we win this war! You think you can win?!"
"YES!" said Percy in a voice that drew the attention of everyone, the gods, the remaining Gigantes and the demigods watching through the Iris message.
"I have come to far to lose to you dirt lady! Not just at the start of this quest! But in life! I will not back down! I AM PERSEUS JACKSON!" He shouted.
"Boasting are we?" asked Porphyrion smugly, "Very well I am-"
"I AM PERSEUS JACKSON!" interrupted Percy startling everyone but Percy did not care and shouted all of his accomplishments. "I AM THE SON OF POSEIDON! A CHILD OF GREECE! THE WARTIME LEADER OF CAMP HALF-BLOOD! A PRAETOR OF THE 12TH LEGION!
As Percy said this a surge of energy swelled in him but he didn't even notice as he continued "I RETRIVED ZEUS MASTER BOLT AND HADES HELM OF DARKNESS! BRAVED THE SEA OF MONSTERS TO AID A DAUGHTER OF ARES TO RETRIEVE THE GOLD FLEECE AND SAVE MY FRIEND! HELPED FREE LADY ARTEMIS FROM ATLAS'S PRISON! FOUGHT THROUGH THE DANGERS OF THE LABYRINTH AND THE HORRORS OF TARTARUS!"
Everyone noticed a storm was picking up around and I do mean everyone! Across the planet dark clouds eclipsed the world hurricanes picked up, tornadoes spun, downpours occurred and tsunamis rose! In New York, Paul and Sally looked outside to see the storms going on.
"What is going on?" Asked Sally as she held her stomach which carried a life as Paul held her close.
"I SLAYED MEDUSA, ALONG WITH HER SIBLINGS, AND I TOPPLED THE MINOTAUR TWICE! I BEAT ARES THE GOD OF WAR IN DUEL!
"Did you have to include that?" said Ares.
"I BATTLED AGAINST ATLAS, HYPERION, IAPETUS, EVEN KRONOS AND SURVIVED! I EVEN SURVIVED YOUR HUSBAND TARTARUS GAIA! AND NOW I WILL GIVE IT MY ALL TO KILL ALL OF YOU AND TAKE MY REVENGE! FOR OLYMPUS!" Percy shouted and storm finally went on the attack, hitting the giants as Percy leapt towards Polybotes and gave a deadly slash, the gods saw their shot and attacked killing and began striking down the other giants!
"NOT AGAIN! SLAYED BY THE SAME DEMIGOD!" Said Polybotes as he disintegrated.
"NO!" shouted Porphyrion as he was crushed by a lighting strike from the storm and Zeus
Enchiladas fell by both a strike from the storm and Athena spear! Soon one by one all the giants fell as Percy clashed now with Gaia and he was even pushing her back!
"THIS IS FOR JASON!" shouted Percy as he began slashing at Gaia shouting with each slash. "THIS IS FOR PIPER! LEO! FRANK! HAZEL!"
"AND THIS ONE IS FOR ANNABETH!" Percy shouted throwing his final sword swing at Gaia who was quickly overpowered and brought to her knees now by Percy, the storm and the gods, she felt herself slipping. She would soon fall back asleep.
"NO! I WAS SO CLOSE!" Shouted Gaia.
"It's over!" said Percy as he panted. The storm stopped and sun light showed across the world again.
Percy turned and began to walk away, Gaia glared darkly at him.
"Just what is that demigod?" said Gaia angrily.
"Do we really want to keep him around to find out mother?" said a voice.
"Wait that voice," Gaia thought. "Kronos is that you?"
"Yes mother it is!" the voice confirmed. "I despise coming to you but you and I both have a common enemy while we can't beat him I offer you something!"
Gaia felt an energy surge through her! She grinned and raised her hand to Percy Jackson.
"Even when you win you still lose Jackson! Enjoy the future or what is left of it!" Gaia fired a beam of energy as Percy turned around.
A portal opened up and before anyone knew what happened, Percy was sucked in screaming all the way and Gaia and Kronos laughed victoriously as Gaia sunk into the ground.
And with that Percy Jackson had left the world and would not be seen for millennia to come.
Meanwhile-
As Percy fell through the portal he felt incredibly dizzy from all the spinning.
"Ugh! Is this how Samurai Jack felt?" Percy asked to himself.
Just then the portal opened and before Percy knew it, he landed face first into a moat! He swam to the top and looked around. Just then he heard the sound of bells and turned to see Castle walls.
"Where on earth am I?" Percy asked to himself.
He saw a drawbridge and climbed out of the water to cross it. He saw a bunch of people but the weird thing about them was they all looked like candy.
"What the Uncle Hades?" Percy asked.
They all started walking towards a giant castle he would have gone to but then he heard a growling noise he turned and saw the weirdest monsters ever. Candy Zombies!
"Ok this is insanely weird," Said Percy as he saw them marching towards the gate...that was still open with drawbridge down.
"Um...is anyone going to close the gate and pull up the bridge?" asked Percy as turned around but he saw that everyone was already gone.
"Okay I guess I will," said Percy he immediately got to work but was only able to close the gate and the bridge controls were broken for some reason.
"They really need to work on their maintenance" said Percy, "well the zombies seem to be walking like always so I guess I got a half hour or a hour to find out what the Hades is going on."
Percy made his way towards the castle and as he got closer he heard the sounds of the party, "Seriously zombies are coming and they party?"
He knocked on the door and no one answered. He knocked harder! Still no answer.
"Hey party people! Can someone let me in?" Percy shouted.
The sounds stopped. And the door opened and a boy with a white hat, blue shirt and shorts and a backpack opened it and went wide eyed seeing Percy.
"Ah good someone answered," said Percy, "Hi I'm-
The boy slammed the door in his face, "Percy?"
'Okay what the Hades was that about?' Percy thought.
He was about to knock on the door when a yellow dog opened it. The Dog went wide eyed to and was about to close the door but Percy put his foot in it.
"Look Dog! I have just gotten out of a war! Fell through a portal into a moat! I am seeing people made of candy, both living and dead! And to top it off a teenaged boy and dog slammed the door in my face when all I want is answers! So are you going to let me in or not!" Percy said angrily.
"Wow, be cool dude!" said the dog, "Sorry about that it's just we haven't seen a human in these parts, we only have Finn here, so come on in and have a drink!"
The dog let him in and all the candy people turned and looked at him all going wide eyed. Percy just walked to the drinks table as the candy people parted ways, he got cup and got a drink of punch and he looked down at a marshmallow kid who was looking up at him.
"What is this punch spiked?" asked Percy.
The Marshmallow kid sprinted away. Percy just shrugged and took a sip as the dog and some weird rainbow unicorn with a long body approached him.
"Um hi," said Percy.
"안녕 (Hello)," said the long unicorn.
"What?" asked Percy.
"She said Hello dude," said Jake.
"Okay, anyway can you tell me where the person who owns the castle is?" asked Percy.
"Why do you want to know?" The dog asked with the unicorn behind him looking suspiciously at him.
"I want to know where I am, plus I am also wondering why you guys are in here partying while zombies are trying to get into the city," Percy said.
"WHAT?!" The dog shouted.
"이것은 나쁘다!(This is bad!)The unicorn cried.
"Finn!" shouted Jake.
A boy came running up, Percy recognized the boy that had slammed the door in his face and the boy stopped seeing Percy and went wide eyed again.
"Finn, why didn't you say anything about zombies?" Jake asked angrily
"U-Uh Zombies? W-what zombies Jake?" Finn asked nervously.
"The Zombies this guy told us about!" Jake said pointing to Percy.
Percy just waved at Finn taking a sip of his punch. Fin grabbed him and started to shake him causing his drink to spill.
"Why did you tell them that?!" Finn asked frantically.
"Look buddy, I don't have time for this, just point to the ruler of this castle! I have things I need to know!" Percy said.
"No way! Not until the zombies are handled!" Finn said.
"Fine," said Percy as he walked back towards the door.
"Hey, where are you going?" Finn asked.
Percy turned and looked and said "To take care of the zombies, where else?"
"What the flip!" Finn said.
"뭐?! 너 미쳤어?!(What?! Are you crazy?!)" the unicorn said.
"What lady said, your crazy," Jake said.
"Well you guys won't tell me until the zombies are taken care of right?" Percy asked.
"Yeah but the princess is working on it," Finn said.
"Well I don't have time to wait! I need answers, so if you guys want these candy people to not know what is going on I will take care of it!" Percy said and walked out the door and slammed it.
Everyone turned at the slammed door and someone just said "Partypooper," and went right back to partying.
Percy went right back to the gate just in time to see the zombies chewing through the...pretzel rod gate?
'Is everything here really made of candy?' Percy thought to himself.
As they broke through the gate Percy drew out riptide and uncapped it putting it in sword form and charged and started cutting through the mass of zombies.
"Looks like celestial bronze works on the supernatural as well," said Percy to himself.
"Hey! What are you doing you dingus!" said a voice behind him.
After hacking a zombie, Percy turned and looked up at the castle to see a woman, he couldn't get a description of her but all he saw was pink.
"I'm cutting down zombies, what does it look like I'm doing?" Percy shouted.
"Well stop!" the pink woman shouted.
"Why?" Percy asked looking at her like she was nuts.
"I'm working on a way to cure them!" the woman shouted.
"Are you for real?!" Percy asked as he went back to cutting the zombies.
"Yes I am for-Four! That's it!" The woman said and stuck her head back inside the window.
"What's it?" Percy asked.
After not getting a response Percy went back to fighting the zombies as he continued he felt he got them all then a voice came behind him.
"Hold it!" said the voice.
"Oh now what?" Percy asked as he turned and saw Finn, Jake and the weird lady and unicorn.
"Look let me handle this now please!" The woman in pink said.
"Okay go ahead," Percy said as he stepped aside.
The woman in pink began dripping some sort of potion on the zombies parts and then they all turned into candy people but looking healthy and happy.
'Oh I hope candy people don't have souls, or Uncle Hades is not going to like this,' Percy thought to himself.
The revived candy people went inside to surprise everyone as the remaining five stayed behind.
"Okay now can we talk?" Percy asked now feeling agitated.
"Okay what do you want to know?" The woman in pink asked.
"Okay first of all can you tell me where I am?"
"Your in the candy kingdom," said the woman in pink, "And I am it's ruler Princess Bubblegum."
"Well nice to meet you but where exactly is the candy kingdom?" Percy asked.
"Your standing in it dude," Jake said trying to hold a laugh.
"Okay while a good one can someone hit him please?" Percy asked.
Finn bopped Jake and Percy said "Thank you."
"Your welcome and it's in the land of Ooo," Finn said.
"And how far is that from New York," Percy asked.
"뉴욕?"(New York?)the unicorn asked.
"No New York!" said Percy
"That is what Lady asked dude," Jake said.
"Oh so I take it you don't now about America?" Percy asked.
"No, I'm sorry" said Princess Bubblegum.
"Okay last question: What year is this?" Percy asked
The others looked weirded out at him before Bubblegum answered, "Well we don't know how long it has been since the end of the first civilization given what we don't know about the mushroom war but so far estimates say that this year is XXXX"
"Ah okay then," Percy said
"So why did you-" Jake started but never got to finished as Percy fainted to the ground.
"Oh zang!" said Finn.
Well that was chapter 1 what did you think? Also Bowl of Troubles says Steven Loud is now up for adoption if you didn't know and also can anyone tell me what year it is in Adventure time? And as for the Korean Symbols I don't speak Korean and google translate is all I have if anyone knows a better site please let me know