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Gwen (Camp Camp)


"Ugh, I can't believe I'm doing this shit again." Gwen stepped out of her car then slam the driver's door closed before she bang her forehead on the roof, she really hate being a counselor of Camp Camp, another year with peppy fucker and look after these stupid bunch of weirdo kids! "UGH!" She banged the roof one more time, hard enough to have a red welt on her forehead.

"Mom, take it easy." Gwen glanced up as the passenger door open and a young blonde boy hopped out with orange backpack, he has blue eyes and whisker birthmarks. He wear a orange hoodie, blue pant and pair of white sneakers. "You'll give yourself a headache."

"Too late for that, Naruto." The sullen counselor grumbled, this boy is her biological son, a result of a fling in high school, and she raise him on her own.

"HELLO, GWEN AND NARUTO!" David suddenly pop up with a wide peppy grin, "Are you ready for another awesome year of Camp Camp?" He pulled an guitar out behind his back, "I even wrote a song about it! Oh..."

"Goddammit, no!" Gwen swiftly slapped the guitar out of his hands with gritted teeth, "You are not going to sing a stupid song around my son!" The last time he did, Naruto have been annoying her with stupid song for months when she refuse to give him ramen until she caved in.

"Awwww…" The peppy counselor pouted for a moment before he perk up, "Oh, well! Let's go wait at the gate and give everyone a warm welcoming!"

"Ugh!" The sullen counselor groaned.

"I'm going to the boy cabin and pick my bunk bed." Naruto jogged off with a chuckle, digging something inside his backpack and Gwen knows he's going to rigged every bed with pranks but she don't care about it right now.


There were several sounds of explosive going off everywhere, following by colorful smokes and Gwen sigh at the sight as Naruto raced toward the lake with Nikki, Max and Neil while several campers cried out, covered in colorful paints. Barely two days and her son is causing some ruckus with his prank spree…And to make it worst, he befriend a hyper girl, a foul-mouthed cynic and nervous wreck and they all did many things that drive her crazy in their own shitty ways. "Where in the world did he get all these supplies from?" Gwen muttered to herself before she hear a whooshing noise behind her and she turn to see Quartermaster dangling upside in air with rope around his ankle.

"God damn, I'm gonna kill those little fuckers one day." Quartermaster grumbled quietly, "And I will do it again like last time."

"I'm going back to the counselors' cabin and watch my soap." The sighing counselor walked away with a shaking head.


"Hey, Naruto, I gotta ask you something." The said boy look up from his opening backpack to Nikki as she lie upside down on a table and their other friends were bickering with each other about something near them.

"Shoot." Naruto tilted his head.

"Is Gwen your mom?" Nikki asked curiously, "I overheard some guys said you're her kid." She's new and does not know much about her new friends.

"Yup, she's my mom." He confirmed with a nod.

"Really?" She whistled, "Wow, lucky! That must be a lot of fun because you gotta come up here all the time since your mom's working here!"

"I don't know if it's lucky." Max scoffed until he look at Naruto oddly.

"What?" Naruto raised his eyebrow at him, pulling few wiggling rubber snakes out of his backpack.

"Nothing, it's just…" The cynical camper shrugged his shoulders, "Fucking weird that Gwen's your mom when she's all like that and you're…Well, you."

"Mm." The blonde just shrug his shoulders, having got used to these comments and likes. "While she's may like that, she take good care of me and raise me pretty well…So far. She loves me and I love her even if we're weird, pretty simple, you know?"

"Whatever." Max grunted as his prankster friend takes more snakes out, "…What the fuck are you going to do with these fucking snakes?"

"I'm gonna fill Space Kid's helmet with them." Naruto grinned evilly, "While he's wearing it! Then tell him they're alive and real!"

"…Damn, can I help you with that?" The cynical camper smirked, he can picture the chaos.

"Um, I don't think it's good idea to…" Neil gulped nervously.

"Shut up, Neil." Both boys said bluntly and the nervous camper sighed wearily, why is he the only sane and normal kid in Camp Camp?!


"Where is this boy?" Gwen grumbled to herself as she wander in the woods at night, she was called to look for Naruto and some missing campers because they just sneaked out for something. "I swear to god if he's going to do a massive-scale prank, I'm gonna smack his ass red then ground him for…"

"If anyone's going to be his girlfriend then it'll be me!" The counselor stopped in her trail as she blinked once, twice then thrice at noises before she quietly follow the direction of the source and she spot Naruto with other missing campers…And other campers from different camp. "I'm the one who have been with him longer!" Nikki put fists on her hip with a huff, "We always have awesome and fun time together, like all the time."

"Naaaah, it'll be with me." Ered flicked her hair up, "Together, we make a coolest couple."

"Nada, it'll be I." Vera said firmly.

"Pffft, with what charm?" Erin flicked her hair up with hand on hip, "I'm more feminine than you three and every boy wants a ladylike girl as a girlfriend." The girls start to arguing and fighting over the bewildering boy.

"Um, that is kinda sudden and I'm flattered that you guys want…" Naruto held his hands up in attempt to stop them from fighting until Nikki suddenly grab him by his collar then smash their lips together before she pull away to look at the gaping girls.

"There!" Nikki grinned with fists on her hip as Naruto dropped his jaw with red face, "I kissed him and that make us boyfriend and girlfriend and there is nothing you can do about it!"

"Oh?!" Vera frowned before she suddenly kiss Naruto then look at the hyper camper flatly, "There. I just stole him from you, therefore he is my lover now…"

"Whoa, whoa!" Ered stepped in between them with waving hands then pecked Naruto's lip, "He's mine now."

"No, no, no, you three are doing it wrong!" Erin swiftly kissed Naruto deeply then turn to them, "That's how you do it like a lady…And he's my boyfriend." They all turned to blushing boy with same question, "Well, who are you picking?!"

"IIIIIIIIIIIIII…." Naruto stared at them bewilderingly with heavy blush as he droned like an deer in headlight, "IIIIIIIII…." Before anyone can react, Gwen suddenly appears with blank face and she pick her son up then look down at the girls.

"…Stay the fuck away from my son, you boy-crazy bitches." Gwen said flatly before she carry her son away from the girls and the group blink slowly at her back.

"…Hey, wait!" The girls quickly race over to the woman, "Give him back!"

Poor single mother have a massive headache for the rest of the summer because her son was chasing around by four girls and she have to fight them off with a stick to protect her son…Literally.


And that end the latest chapter of IANM!

That is what happen if Naruto was born to Gwen in Camp Camp universe!

Who will be next to be his mother? Let's find out in next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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